JOJO: jolyne best jojo edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXdK3O_dYKc
>>138860573
First for stealing orgasms for fun
http://pastebin.com/k6wCbAtW
>>138860573
Jolyne best girl best Jojo
>>138860601
>http://pastebin.com/k6wCbAtW
Blimey!
Diamond is not Crash CM (Full PV Monday)
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXdK3O_dYKc&feature=youtu.be [Embed]
Jojolion ch52 Spoilers:
>http://soz.matchupp.com/?cat=9
>http://pastebin.com/CJPJP2Hi
I will be disappointed when it turns out that all-star isn't the ED
>>138860601
>That Joshuu scene
Splendid!
>>138860630
But if it is it will be a meme again.
>>138860630
>>138860690
Glad to see the generals getting more and more cancerous every day
>>138860690
I will edit in all-star as the ed after the first ep. I need to hear it after all this time.
>>138860630
I want Jesus of Suburbia as ED
>>138860814
I want 1999 as the ED and for Prince to kill himself.
ED 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pl3vxEudif8
ED 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgzGwKwLmgM
Special ED when eveyone bite the dust: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE
This will never happen but it would be great
For the ED style I'm still betting on some sort of Morioh map tour. They're all been a continuous shot of some kind so far.
>>138860936
That seems likely
>>138860936
>Morioh map tour as the ED
>landmarks get added as they appear in the show
>>138860993
that filename tho
I'm reading all sorts of manga this month , and it's high time I read JoJo.
Any idea where to get part 4 onwards, translated, in a .zip format?
>>138861038
U are gonna get spoiled my nigga. Just google it and get out of here.
>>138861058
I've already been spoiled a bit, but thanks senpai.
I found them.
What's your favourite part 5 fight and why is itGreen Day and Oasis
>>138861253
Same fight, because muda.
>>138861253
Train fight
>>138861253
Do people really consider that one big fight and not Giorno vs Cioccolata, then Buccellati vs Secco?
Best fight isNotorious B.I.G.by the way
F
>>138860878
He's an egomaniacal midget but he makes good music, I don't want Prince to kill himself.
>>138861038
I'm not sure, but if you can't find one then just use Batoto. And leave or you'll get spoiled. 4 is easily the best of the first four parts but it has a kind of slow start.
Does Giorno still exist in this universe?
>>138861486
>Prince is a midget
>look it up
>he's 5'2"
MANLETS
how did d'arby manage to create a doll in such quick notice?
>>138861527
SBRverse and Ireneverse are different things, but he still exists in the Ireneverse since that on is exactly the same as the original universe only Pucci never existed. Whether GER let him remember the whole time shenanigans ordeal is unknown.
>>138861533
Yet somehow he gets mad pussy while also being a Jehovah's witness. What a strange world we live in.
>>138861543
He probably made them as soon as Kakyoin was freed from the flesh bud and the group started coming for Egypt, in preparation in case they did reach DIO's mansion.
>>138861516
I got the ones from bakabt, they supposedly have only the highest quality releases of things.s-should I get the duwang too?
>>138861543
He's a huge fan of JJBA so he bought the merch.
WHO IS THE MAIN VILLAIN OF JOJOLION?
http://strawpoll.me/7132523
>>138861600
Duwang is only funny in hindsight but not required. Most of the super memetacular panels are posted here and you don't need to reread the entire thing to understand the joke. If you have a lot of time on your hands then go for it but I personally wouldn't bother.
>>138861619
>that bastard Josuke not even an option
>>138861665
Gappy is Josuke
It's over
>No feather dio sas
>>138861754
It was a fun ride. Except for Dire.
>>138861619
It's going to be flashback guy, Joubin and Damo. Flashback guy is Jesus and he tells Josefumi and Kira about the equivalent exchange in the ground and suggests they do it. Joubin is trying to swindle the Rock Humans and figure out what the Rokakaka is (it's got 99% of the same DNA as Jesus). Damo is trying to prevent his fruit smuggling business from being found out and stop more of his people dying. Gappy and Yasuho make it to the stadium only for Jesus, Joubin and Damo to all show up at the same time. Shit most definitely goes down.
>No Part 6 SAS
>>138861786
What do you mean?
>>138861654
Okay, I'll start reading now..
thank you anon
>when everyone spammed "that's bullshit but I belive it" during the final Kars fight
>>138861818
i hope this happens
>>138861778
>>138861827this is your fault
>>138861827
Only once the anime reaches that point.
DiU 2016-17
VA 2018-19
SO 2020-21
SBR and JJL never.
Have fun.
>>138861897
DELETE THIS
>>138861786
Dire's such a good character.
>>138861827
What? yes there is.
>>138861866
Made me dizzy, Logs was a better written character.
>>138861871
np and have fun
>>138861909
Is it bad that i'm more hyped for jojolion anime than sbr? Just imagine seeing the greatest character in jojo, Joshuu animated
>>138861921
He would have survived if he had a horse.
>>138861985
So am I. I like SBR a lot but JJL has been much more consistent in it's quality, also Josuke and Yasuho are cute af. That said there's plenty of time for Araki to ruin JJL though I seriously hope he doesn't. Also Joshuu.
>>138862008
he was in Dire need of a horse but sadly he meet a Dire fate.
>tfw when the PV it's really TOMORROW
Finally, we have tamed the memes!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htDB8SuLrng
>>138862008
>Dire springing off of a horse into THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK
Dio would have been obliterated.
>>138862082
thank you doc and everyone who sticked till the end
>>138862154
Did Hot Pants use Cream Starter on her chin to make her look like a dude or is she just that ugly?
When's the PV?
>>138862181
Fuck you anon, Hotpants is pure sex.
>>138862192
Tonight.
>>138862192
tomorrow
>>138862192
15 hours 41 minutes
>>138862207
Yeah, pure sex with dinosaurs.
>>138862207
She's one of the most unattractive JoJo girls physically and in personality. I don't see why people like her so much.
>>138862192
yesterday, you dum-dum
>>138862234
>Saying that like it's somehow a bad thing.
>>138862167
Thank you too, Anon
>>138862245
I don't even remember what her personality was, just that she was going to lynch Gyro and Johnny and fed her brother to a bear.
I went a couple chapters wondering where she went when she fucking died, too.
>>138862281
There's animated POV raptor porn out there man
It's exactly what you're thinking
>>138862167
Thank you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_if8Y9PdDHg
>>138862357
It's not Dio though.
>>138862497
Shota Chariot looks concerned.
>>138862517
Because Cream is a pedophile.
>>138860573
From the thumbnail, it looks like Jolyne has one single tit exposed.
Johnathon
Josef
Joetaroe
Josuki
Giarno
Jolene
Jonnee
Josooke
The correct spellings.
>>138862719
>hurr durr i can't spell a name
>>138862719
Your American accent is dog shit and all those are inaccurate in relation to their true Japanese pronunciations. If this isn't bait, go back to school.
DIU when?
>>138862821
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ho2e0zvGEWE
>>138862821
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hji4gBuOvIQ
>>138862719
junrhatfan
Yoself
joeytaro
jaske
gurnu
joeyjoln
jahnye
jusko
fucking pleb
>>138862719
No. The correct spellings areジョナサン・ジョースタ
ジョセフ・ジョースタ
空条 承太郎
東方 仗助
ジョルノ・ジョバァーナ
空条 徐倫
ジョニィ・ジョースタ
東方 定助
>>138862856
Why didn't you post "tomorrow comes to day"?
>>138860573
You think they'll make her look more moe in the anime?
Posting best covers
>>138862877
Jerbanen
Jazzeb
Jerdabrer
Jerskey
Gerrrrdo
Juuulehn
Jerbee
Jahzoogi
Are you illiterate?
>>138862978
I wouldn't mind her being moe most of thetime but then in fights she looks more intimidating like in the manga. Like the reverse of Koichi's midgetising power.
>>138863023
>>138863036
>>138863054
>>138863014
Jerbuan
sosself
jayjto
jösköö
guillermo del toro
juhlän
juni
jqååzzelfg
Hey fuck you leatherman, I'm the boss of this board
>>138862228
Do note that 12pm JST is just the time that it hairs on the big screen in cities. Sure we'll get screens and maybe some off screen recording and such but don't expect the PV to be uploaded to YouTube for at least a few hours. Maybe even days.
>>138863079
>>138863104
>>138863122
>>138863086
Jodden
Horzeb
Jerdo
Yarsgii
Pizzapastaspaghettiolo
Yeeaarghleb
Dondy
Xyzzyx
21st Century Shitpost Man
>>138863141
>>138863141
Koichi has to jump his height and he still can't reach the top.
Also, you have a lot of favorite covers
>>138863166
>>138863166
This is a good cover
>>138863219
>>138863254
>>138863154
Let's settle this once and for all.
Dunderlieben
Arzenholm
Yangarboo
Donskyler
Spaghettiman
Gyaoboyoin
Yardanais
Xyz Synchro Overlay Ritual Delta Accel Anal Rape Summon
It's really not that difficult.
>>138863282
>>138863317
>>138863219
Why is Trish showing us her asshole?
>>138863336
>>138863358
Aaand to lazy to find the SBR ones in a decent size, that's it.
Can someone give me a link of tomorrow's video aboutBARON ZEPPELIIIIIIIIIIII AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHwith everyone doing it
>>138863391
Yesterday* silly me
Do the names of Josuke (Part 4) and Josuke (Part 8) actually have different pronunciations?
>>138863701
No, just different kanjis for the
>>138863737
*For the Jo
>>138863701
They're pronounced exactly the same but with the way Kanji works when writing the name formally they're written completely different. Seeing as English has only a single alphabet, in English the spelling never changes.
Finally finished part 4.
Kira did nothing wrong man.
Where can I read part 5. Heard there wasn't good translations for some time.
>>138861754
Fuck off back to that chat then and leave this thread alone
WHEN NEW JOJOLION???
>>138863141
>josuke's crotch right behind yukako's ass
>>138863871
You better leave before you get spoiled my man
>>138863871
The only good translations are half way through. The bad ones aren't Duwang tier bad, they just make all the characters eem dry and samey when they're quite diverse and also makes stuff up half of the time. It's the reason people have difficulty understanding King Crimson and Gold Experience Requiem, since they only half explain what they do since the Japanese text doesn't give a full explanation, it uses them actually using their powers as part of the explanation so of course they only have half the story and don't understand the implication so make up shit to explain it when it already made sense in the first place. You should still read it but be warned that the second half is pretty much the equivalent of just reading the plot off of Sparknotes; you'll get the gist of what was meant to happen but it's really not enough to actually way in on it. It'll be another year at least for the full retranslation to be finished since translation groups for JJBA are mostly full of retards for some reason. And batoto is the best place to read it if you aren't gonna download the whole thing.
>>138864056
It came out in Nipland yesterday, so a couple of days for a translation. In it,Josefumi feeds Kira a Rokakaka after he gets fucked up by Damo. It heals him, but in exchange it takes Killer Queen, leaving Kira alive but without a Stand and therefore his soul.
>>138864133
Juicy
>>138863023
>dio, hand on face
HEY, I'm the boss of this thread!
I think this one's pretty good.
>>138864624
>FBImeme
>>138864778
George Joestar II is probably the most irrelevant
character in the whole franchise.The 36 Kars fanfiction bullshit doesn't count
>>138865156
You just wait. George will rise again.
>>138864778
what is this meme about Dire?
>>138861594
He's also ridiculously good at basketball despite being a manlet
>>138865185
But he is still irrelevant in SBRverse.
Maybe in the next reboot, with a new universe
where every character is a cool nazi android.
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm28451256
PV here. Looks like it got leaked?
>>138865261
Just an annoying joke, like the one with the horses
being very important. People will forget about that
sooner or later.
>>138862245
Screen time and relevance to the plot with respect to every other girl in that part
>>138864060
>Koichi propping himself up on Jotaro's boner
>>138865326
Thats the TV one, it's in the OP.
>>138865326
>Not reading the beggining of the thread
>>138865261
Funniest thing to come out of one of the shittiest threads with had in a while. Some anon spent a whole thread arguing that Dire was a good character
>>138865381
Oh, silly me.
Wait, we are not having any more streams?
No more Chublyne? No more QT DIO spam? This sucks.
>>138865437
Streamanon said he'll be streaming the first episode of DiU when it airs. Those streams were fun as hell last nigh.I want another vocaroo thread tho.
>>138865437
speaking of, does anyone have that QT DIO gif?
>>138865437
Streamanon said he will probably stream DiU
anime. Just think about it, watching DiU for
the first time and reading at the same time
lots of shitposting and dank memeing.That would be awesome, though
>>138865513
You niggas ready for 『HEAVEN』?
>>138865156100% canon hai
If ED2/post-Kira-reveal ED isn't Psycho Killer by The Talking Heads I'm gonna be pissed.
PV when?
>>138865676
10+ hours.
>>138865642
>>138865676
Tomorrow. This time for real.
The last song you listened to is now the ED of the DiU anime.
Post results.
>>Sir Duke, Stevie Wonder
>>Like the opening chords of Roundabout, the horns start chiming in as the episode cools down and the cast walks on down the road, queuing the ED animation of the tour through Morioh as the vocals come in.
>>138865767
>money for nothing
Wow when I think about it that's actually a really good ED for DiU
>>138865669
I have this feeling that it will be the most obvious
song ever and nobody predicted it.
>Bites the Dust starts playing on the TV while
I'm writing this.
It's a signal.
>>138865802
>Money for nothing
My fucking nigga good taste
>>138865767
>Dirty Deed Done Dirt Cheap
Nah, it wouldn't work for this part.
>>138865612
Thanks anon
>>138865333
But anon, the horse is extremely important !
>>138865676
>sultans of swing
Idk how to feel about this. It would be pretty cool I guess.
>>138865767
>Have a Cigar, Pink Floyd
It would be pretty neat
>>138865902
That is pretty much the kind of music Araki actually listens to while writing, so could happen. Hopefully it will be something 90s.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSTXy-EQt-c&feature=youtu.be
>>138865876
No problem, my friend.
>>138865898
I was honestly surprised when nobody made
jokes about horses during the moment with dead horses in Part 1.
>>138865767
>Toxic Love from Tim Curry.
Well, I don't know how to feel about this.
>>138865898
Reminder that the most accomplished antagonist's stand was a horse.
>the horse is extremely important
I think Jojolion has some of the best covers already.
>>138865767
>Thrill Me from the Eddie the Eagle OST
Wouldn't fit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcRPBoGmC4I
>>138864778
This has gone too far
>>138866188
But it wasn't exactly a horse, just a guy with a
horse head where the penis should be.
>>138866254
Horse cock is still horse.
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/76q-GyPX39Y?list=FL-se2nKTY5LktOzlPXA7vsA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
>>138866409
Nicely done anon.
The importance of Horse is indisputable.
>>138866409
Who is the kircheis of jojo?
>>138866356
Just like dragon cock.
I made a thing
>>138866436
It's a shame I have to ask this, but... how do I
post videos here?
>>138866470
Shizar-chan?
>>138860573
>that left tit
lmao, how painful would that be for an actual woman?
>>138866524
I don't like your thing.
>>138866552
Just post the link.
>>138866577
It was based off a real pose, probably from a woman with implants. That is how they look when the body is contorted like that.
>>138866552
you post the youtube link
Make it JoJo related
>>138866680
No, we've already done this so many times.
>>138866409
one job.
>>138866603
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76q-GyPX39Y
>>138864679
It's my favourite.
>>138866592Okay
>>138866603
>>138866675
Finally got it.
Thanks, buddies.
>>138866712
Not bad honestly
>>138866680
It's March.
>>138861600
Unless they swapped it recently the last few volumes (it'll be obvious) of the bakabt Part 4 upload are shit and you'll have to get the invincible trio ones.
Which is better fujo bait?
Joseph and Caesar or Jotaro and Kakyoin?
>>138867031
Giorno and Bruno.
>>138867031
Johnny and Gyro
>>138867031
Both of those are the most popular along with Jonathan and Dio, Rohan and Josuke might join their ranks soon
Diego: Raptor Ver. SAS is up for preorder.http://toysrus.com/product/index.jsp?productId=34131896
>>138867090
Can't wait to put this bad boy on my shelf.
Jolyne x Anasui is the best ship
>>138866712
Who are the ones that appear in that sequence starting with Gyro? The only one I'm sure about is Yukako.
>>138867145
NO
>>138860573
reminder that Hol Horse is better than Avdol at dodging bullets.
>>138867145
implying that Josuke x Yasuho is beatable
>>138867145
>>138867145
It's pretty one-sided in the original universe, though.
>>138867187
Joshuu x Yasuho is superior
>>138865767
>Shining Diamond by Seventeen
It's a little on the nose, and not western, but the lead in could work well.
>>138867213
Joshuu's only pairing will be the grave once he's killed trying to save Josuke and make up for being such an asshole to him, telling him to take care of "his girl" with his last breath.
>>138865767
>The Cinema Show - Genesis
That wouldn't work at all, but any of the extended keyboard bits in the second half could be good for SBR.where's my Duke or Supper's Ready stand come on you japanese vampire fuck
>>138863001
>Danny
>>138867258
>Joshuu and Josuke kill Damo together.
>Joshuu calls Josuke "Bro" for the first time after that fight
>Joshuu sacrifices himself to save Josuke and Yasuho
>Skip to the end of JJL, where all the dead's spirits are in the clouds smiling at Josuke and Yasuho together
>Joshuu's smirking snidely at them
>Cut to the last panel, showing Joshuu smiling at them before fading away
I'm not ready anon
>>138867277
DIO GET OUT
>>138865767
Do stupid joke songs from soundcloud count? If they do then part 4 is fucked
<iframe width="100%" height="450" scrolling="no" frameborder="no" src="https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=https%3A//api.soundcloud.com/tracks/246131521&auto_play=false&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false&visual=true"></iframe>
>>138867371
dude just post the link
>>138867371
>>138867371
>>138866409
wew: the lad
>>138865156How about FUCK YOU
>>138867187
Yasuho agrees with this
>>138867371
>this fucking anon
>>138867342
>>138867371
What are you doing son
>>138867371
>>138867371
Can't post links Anon is cute. CUTE!
>>138867371
wew lad
>>138867371
>>138867371
>>138867371
>>138867371
>>138867397
>>138867459
>>138867506
>>138867585
>>138867594
>>138867678
>>138867692
>>138867756
>>138867758
>>138867866
I have only one thing to say here:
>Poor Doppio
I also have two questions.
>Why aren't Pucci, DIO and Diego in a threeway
>Why is Diavolo dead?
>>138867866
Are there any more of these types of pictures? All the villains hanging out?
>>138868033
Diavolo's dead because he's still stuck in the infinite death loops, I'm just wondering who's sleeve Doppio's holding onto.
>>138864089
I'll just skip until then if nothing links to part 6.
Finally I'll read gay priest's fabulous journey.
>>138868083
Kira, by logic and color.
>>138868034
I love these, but I don't have anything else.
>>138868108
Get out before you get spoiled.
Have fun!
>>138868141
>>138867866
>Kira always being the most dependable
fuck I want more of these
>>138868034
>>138868108
>skipping parts
The VA translations are rough, I still thought it was enjoyable enough and probably beats waiting however long for the new translations and trying to not get spoiled.
>>138868238
>>138868108
Part 5 isn't unreadable or unenjoyable. You should still read it.
>>138865767
>weird science by Oingo Boingo
>from Movement of a stand arrow PoV
>passes through different stand users in part 4 as it flies through morioh
>first end has it land in Killer Queen's hand
>second has it loop over at different points, With Killer queen in the reflection of stand users
>>138867866
>>138868141
>>138868229
These are fuckin' great, why hasn't anyone made a short comic series for all the villains yet?
>Diavolo dies every page.
>>138868327
I personally found VA to be sort of a drag around the White Album fight.
Or at least I think that was the one.
>>138865767
>Fleetwood Mac - Never Forget
Ehh, it would better as a Part 7 ED for sure
>>138868429
I found it a drag the first read, then I played ASB and sort of got the gist of the characters much better since the newer translations hadnt come round.
On the re-read I found it a LOT more enjoyable, the fights were fucking amazing.
>>138868229
>>138868345
Diavolo is the Kenny from the JoJoverse
>>138868141
>>138868229
This one's still my favorite.
>>138868666
>fucking Kira
The star of every one of these
>>138868666
I really want to write a short couple of fics about all the villains hanging out. Someone give me a few scenario ideas and I might write them.
>>138860601
Anon delivers, good work
>>138868866
Everyone of them except for Kira has the flu. Diavolo dies.
>>138868866
Valentine arranges to hang out with both DIO and Diavolo in the same day. In order to do so he brijgs in ankther Valentine with D4C to go with Diavolo while he goes with DIO. He regularly has close calls and almost runs into Diavolo and he ither Valentine.
Meanwhile, Cars, Diego and Doppio have all entered a baking competition. Doppio starts crying to Kira when he realises he doesn't know how to bake and Kira is left with no choice but to help him.
Diavolo dies.
>>138869072
Bake za dusto
>>138868666
SATANIC TRIPS
>>138869072
Ironically, Kira and Doppio win the competition because Deigo and Kars are arguing about dinosaurs.
>>138868987
>>138869072
>>138869173
These ideas are pretty good so far, give a few more and I'll make a few shorts.
>>138869208
Kira is away on a business meeting.
The other villains now have his apartment free for a party.
>>138869258
You forgot to mention that Diavolo dies.
>>138865767
Are you me?
How did you guys enjoy the rest of the dub stream? I had to leave halfway through.
Also, reminder that I'll be streaming Part 4 when it comes out, and possibly the PV.
>>138869287
>Valentine brings over everyone's alternate selves for the party
>Right as he's explaining the rules for this the two Diavolos high five
>>138869430
It was a really fun night streamanon, good stuff.
>>138869258
This one sounds like it would be a lot of fun, I'll write this one first.
>>138869208
Valentine uses his alternate selves to play a prank on the others, hilarity ensues.
>>138869430
Very fun, my favourite part was when everyone spammed "That's bullshit, but I believe it" during Kars vs Joseph
So, 12:00 PM JST is 11:00 PM EST, right?
>>138869571
I had to go to bed before they got to dire, how was it like when Dire fucked up Dio?
>>138869593
basically
>>138861866
>>138868866
Kira is tired of the other villians crashing at his place and ruining his quiet life, so he demands rent or they'll get kicked out.
Hijinks ensue as everyone fails at getting a job. Diavolo is a too much of a hikki to leave the house, laws have changed too much for Dio to practice law, Kars thinks they're still using the barter system, Valentine can't join the Japan Defense Force, Pucci tries to convert people, and Diego's raptors keep causing him to get fired. Only Doppio, who actually had a job before, succeeds.
Kira learns the true meaning of friendship by seeing his friends work so hard to try and make him happy, so he decides to let them stay.Diavolo dies of joy, and a touching funeral is held before he revives and everyone goes on as normal.
>>138869430
I missed the whole thing, sadly
>PV in 12 hours
>>138869744
Fucking schizoid men get out of my house
>>138869558
How does Diavolo die this time? I have an idea:
>The Valentines come up with a plan to push him out of the window of Kiras apartment into a swimming pool one of them got with the aid of D4C.
>Now in this case one of two things can happen, either Diavolo will miss the pool by five feet and splatter his brain goo on the ground or he'll land in the pool and then drown because he never learned how to swim due to reasons of MUH IDENTITY.
>>138861704he was posting from the perspective of Joshuu
>>138869744
>>138869953
Crap, would you guys prefer a series of shorts or a full bit of story for each idea?
>>138870029
These ideas are good enough to warrant full stories for each.
>>138863023
Why is he doing Dio's pose?
>>138870029
Series of shorts, never explain Diavolo's revival.
>>138869208
Diego overhears a conversation between Valentine, Kars and Kira about pet ownership, so he decides to make raptors to give to them.
They're wild animals and trash the house, only listening to Kars and Diego.
Dio gets fed up and tries to pull a Danny,but accidently dannys Diavolo.
The raptors eventually wreck havoc on the neighborhood before vanishing into the night.
Only the runt of the litter stays behind, and it ends up being the family pet.
>>138869430
CHUBLYNE
H
U
B
L
Y
N
E
>>138869430
Best thing to come of these threads in a while
>>138869208
Diabolical tries to make it through a single day without dying
He succeeds,but dies his sleep
>>138870029
Valentine uses D4C to get other valentines to clean the house for him. They accidentally throw away kira's nail and hand collection. Hijinks ensue.
>>138870359
>Diabolical
Rude
>>138866646
Yeah that cover does make it look like she had a bad boob job
>>138866712
Pretty good
>>138870364
One of the nail jars has to kill Diavolo in some way, maybe it falls on him.
>>138868987
Thought of a punchline for this one, scrap it I'll start with this first to test.
>>138870029
Diego and Dio don't speak Japanese, and try to learn.
Diavolo and Doppio know basics due to beinga hikki otaku and a weeb, respectively. Pucci was a missionary and learned that way, Kars just taught himself, and one of the Alternates Valentine swapped with already learned it.
Diego and Dio, frustrated with the terrible lessons, decide to kidnap Rohan and make him write it in.Rohan is vengeful and gives them the rudest speech possible. The next day, Dio and Diavolo go out, and Dio's foul language gets them attacked.
PV when?
>>138870029
I just want a short story where they all go buy ice cream.
Kars gets confused as to what it is, Doppio thinks it's a cellphone and Diavolo ends up freezing his brain and dying.
>>138870845
TODAY
>>138869208
>Doppio's Valentine
>Doppio is sad because he has no date on Valentine's Day
>Valentine, being ever considerate, offers to swap himself out with an alternate universe, female version of himself, ensuring Doppio that he won't remember anything that goes on
>Doppio declines but later that night, a female version of Valentine knocks on his door, wearing her best evening wear and saying that she has no idea who Doppio is but found a note telling her to go on a date with him after she woke up in a this universe
>Doppio, shocked, agrees to take Valentine out on a dinner date to a fancy restaurant, seeing as he (now she) went through so much trouble to make him happy
>Hilarity ensues as Valentine has to get used to his new body and pretend to be a woman, all while not revealing to Doppio that its actually his consciousness inside female Valentine's body
>>138870893
>Not Diavolo sees a kid with a strawberry and chocolate icecream, is convinced it's mocking his identity, and in an attempt to steal it trips and gets impaled on the sharp waffle cone.
REMINDER!!
PV'S PREMIERE IN JAPAN MARCH 21 AT NOON
FOR US THAT'S
11PM EDT
8PM PST
EXPECT BOOTLEGS UP AN HOUR OR 2 AFTER
>>138870845
Tomorrow.
Sorry /a/
But i like the "Tumblrette" art style of Part 4 they're going with.
>>138871123
>11PM EDT
>8PM PST
Fucking meme timezones
>>138870348
>>138869473
>>138869571
Gureito Daze, I'm glad you guys like it. Hope you look forward to the next one, hopefully I'll be able to nab DiU quick enough for you guys.
>>138869790
That's a shame, hope you get to be at the next one.
>>138870269
Chubylyne is Fat! FAT!
PV WHEN IN EST?
>>138871303
What the fuck does that even mean.
>>138871123
What is it for britbongs
>>138871393
Just look at the release calendar and it will display in your local time.
>https://calendar.google.com/calendar/[email protected]
>>138871393
EST is 1h behind EDT
>>138871421
That's not the correct time though
>>138871364
CHUBLYNE IS CUTE AND IS MY WIFE
>>138871421
>>138871456
Weird, it should display as your local time. For BST it's 3am anyway.
>>138871414
3AM
>>138871414
Nvm it's 3am in bongland
>>138871364
When's the next stream happening anyway?
>>138868866
All the villains go to disney world.
-Kars goes to Animal Kingdom and goes moe over the animals.
-Valentine to the Hall of President show and is disappointed they used a fat midget, bickering over it during the entirety of the show to his henchmen.
-DIO acts like general jerk, cutting in the queues, stealing candies from children, and unmasking Mickey in front of them, as Pucci tries to fix everything.
-Kira falls in love with the hand of Snow White during the parade and tries to approach her all day.
-Enya takes J.Geil to all the little children attractions personally.
-Doppio has fun with Dio's sons until they are stuck in the Haunted House and Rikiel's Sky High goes out of control.
>>138871560
Might be when the PV releases, not sure when that is in EDT though.
>>138868229
Kira is just like fuck this shit.
>>138871609
An hour or so after 11 PM I'm guessing, everyone has a phone with internet connections these days
>>138871364
the emotes were the best
>>138871364
Just copy the Livestream URL form one of the Japwebsites that will be airing it, and we can watch it premier live for the first time on the Cytube for the first time, it'll be glorious.
>just another 3 years until the train fight
>>138871726
>Live for the first time for the first time
Fuck me, I'm still tired from that all nigher stream.
You know what I mean.
>>138870029
Loosely interconnected shorts of varying length would be perfect.
Anyway, here are my terrible ideas:
>game night
>everyone is having fun until monopoly comes out
>grows progressively more heated
>Bites the dust, KC, The World, Made in Heaven, and Love Train activate at the same time
>cut to fist of the North Star/Clamp Doujjn/Jorge Joestar
>Kars, Val and both Dios are curious about the Internet after seeing the more modern villians use it
>Dio is like a suburban mom, posting wine jokes and minion edits of his actual minions
>Val is a fedora tipper who writes entire essays in the comment section
>Kars plays those terrible pet simulation games
>Diego spams harder than a twitch chat
>Val uses alternate Valentines to gain likes
>eventually break the household computer
>Diavolo has to fix it
>ends up electrocuted
>>138871726
Problem is that there are 3 different PV's in 3 different cities, and I'm not even sure anybody's streaming them.
>>138871726
>probably won't be able to see tonio live for the first time because it'll be 10:30 where i live
In Hindsight giving Diavolo infinite death in every possible way is a bad idea, because he'll have multiple deaths where he just dies a happy death of old age after a great life with a loving family.
>>138871778
>>138871726
Oh, I see what you mean, grab the ANIME from a jap stream.
Well, there wont be any subs, but I dont think that'll be a problem for people whowrrrrrrrrrrrrrrread the manga.
>>138870170
Fucking this. Never explain how Diavalo comes back.
>>138871858
He doesn't experience all of the lead up. It's just a few moments before and then he dies.
So in that case he'd be on his deathbed around people and then Poof, dead.
>>138871943
Oh yeah now I remember, GER nullifies the effect and just makes the cause happen.
The opposite of King Crimson, which erases time and makes only the effect happen, but not the cause.
>>138871993
Nice sweater hat, man
>>138871993
Nice sweater hat, manKewl has the raws, right? RIGHT?
>>138871993
Nice Sweater Hat, Man!I feel really bad for that guy
>>138871456
woops, that's because it was in as 12am rather than 12pm JST. Fixed now.
>>138872189
Now it's tell me 3am instead of 11PM EDT.
JOJO PVS are 12pm Japan Time
11pm EST
8pm PST
Convert that for whatever timezone you're in
>>138871993
thanks rokakaka
>>138872251
Then it's displaying BST. I thought a shared google calendar was supposed to display the viewers local time but I guess that's not the case. I'll check the settings and see if it can be changed, If not I'll just switch it to JST.
>>138870170
>>138871937
Basically make Diavolo Kenny from South Park.
>>138871793
>10:30
It'll be a Friday, just suck it up.
>>138872508
He probably means he has to work a shift through that timeslot.
I am upset that no one has mentioned that today is the 5th anniversary of Pucci reaching heaven.
>>138871902
I did mean the Anime initially, but now that I think about it, we could also sit through the commercials with some intermission and wait for the PV on the appropriate channel. Guaranteed there is some obscure nip brodcaster that would be streaming that specific channel, the hard part is finding the fucker.
>>138872657
Drawfag here, working on a Kyo some anon requested threads ago.
>>138872787
It's not on TV.
Remember when All-Star Battle had one of the PVs on the big screens in Japan? It's like that but in 3 different locations.
Those are 'Today' and they'll be uploaded officially a few days later.
>>138872855
>>138872787
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nD8mNHCUZpg
Vid related. The PVs today will be like this.
>>138872850
she ded bro
>>138872850
That's mean, looking good anon! Liking it a lot so far, also is the BTW I see in the back? Look forward to seeing it finished.
also I'll have one of the villain-gang shorts done in an hour or so.
>>138871778
>>138872894
I can't wait to hear all the japanese jojofags scream. I'm not even joking, I love that shit
>>138872906
>that's mean
the fuck why'd I type that. ignore it
>>138865767
>Kanye West - Gold Digger
Hmmmmmm
>>138872855
I see what you mean, for some reason I associated this PV in specific with being broadcasted live.
We'll just have to wait in that case.
>>138872970
If there's any Koichi/Yukako footage they will go fucking wild. Just like the EoH PV.
>>138866524
>>138872894
Does anyone know what the Japanese word for PV is?
>>138864624
>>138873130
It's either preview or promotional video
>>138873130
PV. Or if you want to be fancy 予告編. But that's more like "trailer".
>>138872906
Yeah, it's BTW. Thank you, will finish her later today, hopefully. Then I will take a new request.
>>138864715
get this hot head outta here
>mfw I'll probably have to remain awake until 04:00 if I want to watch the PV's live.
I hate timezones.
>>138867171
>filename
>literally just now figuring this out
Welp, now I feel stupid.
>PV in 9 hours
>>138867866
Doppio is so cute
i refuse to believe she is a boy
>>138873380
My eurobruh
>>138868229
>Diego surfing
I didn't know how badly I wanted this until now
>>138873436
Longest 9 hours of my life.
>>138873463
Boys are cuter than girls though
>>138873463
Narancia and Doppio are top teir waifus
>>138873187
>Searching for "ダイヤモンドは砕けない 予告編" on Youtube.
>Find this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3lOv2TSXq4
Cheeky Nips.
>>138873385
why wasnt this a Dual HA in EoH
>>138873659
>>138873770
don't fuck up this thread please
>>138873770
keep going, disregard>>138873770
>>138865156
I'm sure George had his own bizarre adventure going on. Dude flew warplanes in WW1 and plowed Lisa Lisa, after all.
>>138862548
>>138862497
That's some sick cosplay
>>138873500
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4m42HOdsUc
What the fuck am I looking at
>>138873770
Hnnnngggg
>>138865622
Has any other character gotten shit on as much as Weather Report? At least Johnny was rich and had threesomes.
>>138873971Josuke finally getting a decent hairstyle
>>138873922
But he couldn't even hamon.
In JoJoVerse, if you have no hamon, no stand, or no random vampire powers, you're nothing.
>>138873436
>>138873380
>>138873500
Anyway, how much are they going to make us wait until they upload them? The real thing, not cam recorded street screens.
>>138873935
>>138874131
They don't even do it right
>>138872657
>tfw no money to go to Kennedy and take celebratory Pucci_after poses in front of the space shuttle
Wasn't there supposed to be a chapter out?
>>138874095
I'm going to say a couple of days. Four at most.
>>138874163
This, and their deadpan expressions is what makes those panels.
>>138874199
Hiwa never shows raws.
>>138874199
It came out in nipland. Text translation and pictures here >>138860624
>>138874131
>ジョジョの夏色な奇妙
What the actual fuck
>>138874199
tomorrow
>>138873971
>>138874225
where the fuck is this from
>>138874225
YAMEROOO
WHEN DOES THAT PV COME OUT AGAIN?
>>138874131
>>138874262
Not even 奇妙, that's 奇跡. ジョジョの夏色な奇跡.
"Jojo's summer-coloured miracle". Why. For what purpose.
>>138873864
Not the same anon, but I got some cute doppio pics. I'll post more if you want.
>>138874225
Cut the hair with a 1/4 inch trimmer; this kills the Josuke.
>>138871596
Still waiting on Mista and Giorno in Disney World during the insanity of Stone Ocean.
>>138874310
>>138874320
seemind
>>138874315tomorrow
>>138874351
yeah you just keep posting that doppio
>>138874351
Please don't
>>138873659
Is this Gachi?
Why does Araki hate dogs so much?
>>138874315
tomorrow
>>138874204
>a couple of days
WHY. It's fucking 2016, that shit should be online a couple of hours max after airing in those fucking street TVs. Fucking nips, the anime airs in 10 days.
Im mad.
>>138874412
As you wish, anon.
>>138874450
Honestly fuck dogs. I've never liked them even as a kid, that sort of submissive nature makes me sick.
>>138874436
I've been seeing this everywhere, what's this about?
>>138874450
He hates all animals.except horses
>>138874511
Dio pls
>>138874511
FUCK OFF DIO
Oh silly silly jojofags
Still excited for Part 4 huh? Don't you realize your little animeme will be overshadowed by Ace Attorney & Hero Acadamia?
>>138871858
>>138871943
>>138871995
More over, it also gave Diavolo exactly what he wanted. He wanted to be unknown. He didn't want anyone to personally know him. He got exactly that, he will die over and over again before anyone would ever know who he is.
>>138874511
Fuck you Dio
>>138874225
RAPE
>>138874511
>that sort of submissive nature makes me sick
You are not the one to talk, Ice
>>138874571
>Ace Attorney
I don't know about that
>>138874571
I don't doubt for a second that I'll be enjoying AA more than JoJo, but fuck Boku no Pico Academia. Don't even mention that in the same sentence you giant retard.
>>138874571
Really? JoJo Part 4 is the most anticipated show of the season.
>>138874522
>Not knowing gachimuchi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPJvGMYxDPs
>>138874571
Ace Attorney anime looks like dogshit, tho
When?
>>138874503
>>138874571
http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/interest/2016-03-17/jojo-bizarre-adventure-part-4-is-spring-2016-most-anticipated-show/.99916
sure. Looking forward to AA though
sandman did nothing wrong
>>138874315
tomorr
>>138874665
He teamed up with Diego.
>>138874633
>>138874649
>Jolyne
every time
>>138861866
D I R E
>>138874131
Beautiful.
>>138874450
Because everybody hates dogs, they are shit. Decent people prefer cats.
>>138874315
tom
>>138874633
>>138874729
DIRE B O Y S
A R E N A
O I L A D
>>138874652
Doppio a cute. Cuuuuuuuuuteeee!
>>138874649
Why is Pucci a little kid.
>>138869571
Left during that part, loved it when people were spamming the gif of Esidisi crying and the only pretending to be retarded ones during the fight between Esidisi and Joseph.
>>138874315
tomorrow
Did Dio go full master?
>>138874777
You forgot Speedwagon being a queen.
>>138874315
tomorro
>>138874682
Diego did nothing wrong either.
>>138874649
>Giorno with breasts
>Jotaro with his hands down his skirt
>Mikitaka and Blackmore flying away
>Pucci is a loli
Why is Gappy crying?
>>138874579
part 4 Johnathan is horrendous, WRYYYYYYYY
>>138874649
Valentine, Jonathan and Jotaro really don't want to be there. At least Pucci's getting in to it.
>>138874633
Still my favorite gachi video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKXdmkJMCso
>>138874649
Joseph has lipstick on, YARE YARE GIGI
>>138874571
Thank god, lets keep these threads as tiny and as cancer free as possible.
>>138874912
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4V4udOasIw
>>138874943
It's ink.
>>138874987
>>138864778
now try and include gappy in that
>8 hours, 20 minutes until PV
>>138874981
>>138874908
>>138874869
>>138874827
>>138874790
>>138874751
>>138874459
>>138874275
>>138874908
>>138874958
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zoz9GsKS34M
TOMORROW COMES TODAY LADS
>>138875092
i made the meme and i honestly regret it
>>138874315
Right now.
>>138873659
>>138874748
Literal cuckolds like cats. Cats do not love you and will eat you if given the chance.
>>138875124
i'm sorry
>>138875065
I can't wait until next JoJo Thread, with people talking about nothing but the PV being soon.
>>138867371
well the link still works
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUi0L28WJyc&t=82
Anybody else here got a new appreciation for the male body after reading jojo? Not in a gay way, but in a michelangelo statue way
>>138875188
its ok anon
>>138875196
which part is the link?
>>138875176
>Not liking cats
Who's your favourite Part 4 stand, then?
>>138875213
Why does this look 100% better than Dio's world?
>>138875236
https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=https%3A//api.soundcloud.com/tracks/246131521&auto_play=false&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false&visual=true"
>>138875216
>I-I'm not gay bro, i swear
You're a big guy
Was there a PV for the second part of SDC?
>>138875236
>>138875278
https://soundcloud.com/sluntsmasher/ocean-man-marries-his-little-sister
>>138874794
>>138874888
It'sbizarre
>>138875216
It made me successfully hit the gym and get /fit/, and because of that I'll always have an appreciation for a well toned human body, male or female.
Chublyne a shit.
>>138875216
No, but it made me want to get /fit/. I lost a lot of weight but now I'm just a thin fuck, rip hopes.
>>138875216
Fuck you buddy
>>138875304
What did you say about Chublyne you fuck I'm going to kill you
>>138875323
That's what he wants.
>>138875280
Yeah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaSio11XVhM
>>138875304
>male or female.
>Chublyne a shit.
Fuck off, Kaiju.
new thread when
In case anyone's rusty.
>>138875216
No, I gained it when I started lifting.
Sexually I only desire the female body.
But that doesn't change the fact that the male physique is magnificent and superior in every way to shitty females
>>138875213
Kakyoin's evil?
>>138875280
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaSio11XVhM
>>138875357
>>138875216
Absolutely. Of course, this is reserved only for those who are enlightened.
>>138874649
>loli pucci
>>138875213
Why dub Star Platinum?
>>138875424
KaijuFucker or Streamanon this is my last warning
Love Chublyne or suffer the consequences
>>138875386
We just hit bump limit, chill
>>138865767
Uh
That won't do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htDB8SuLrng
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEK8Ep2YLus
CHUBBY
>>138875470Clinton
But that's fucking disgusting
>>138875394
>Josuke is Jotaro's uncle
I'll never get over this
>tfw chublyne got added back as an emote
Thank you Pucci
>>138875386
Mabye in an hour.
>>138875394
>His stand is the most powerful known
>Defeated
>A rat
>>138875534
NOT FAST ENOUGH
>>138875467
I like the Star Platinum dub, it's way better than most voices
>>138875522the jotaro running the panel is kind of handsome, full homo.
>>138875394
>Turned into a book and donated to the library
kek, forgot this
>>138875530
It's fucking hilarious, but sadly Araki doesn't really do anything with it.
>>138875558
Be patient, little buddy.
>>138875470
Gross. Jolyne is meant to be thin, not chubby.
>>138865767
>Passage to Bangkok by Rush
Uh
No, maybe not for this part
For the first half of part 3, yeah, it would have worked maybe.
>>138875761
someone blew their load already so im fine
>>138875573 →
>>138875801
That is why Chublyne >>>> Jolyne
>>138865767
>Styx - Domo Arigato, Mr.Roboto
It could work forJoJolion.
>>138875838
Well, that was fast.
>>138875801
Streamanon please skip this
>>138875838
That thread looks terrible
>>138875470
Anon, I'm sorry to tell you this, it's truly heavy news to hear but your shit taste is terminal, It may weigh on mind to hear this, but there's nothing we can do, scale up your problems and move on.>>>/cgl/Also hearing people mention my username on /a/ is weird, I don't even hate her that much.
>>138876068
I know, but I can't complain. It was fast.
>>138876097
but /cgl/ would call her a landwhale too
>>138875522
holy shit people actually do this? I got a tumor from the cringe alone.
>>138874315
tomorrow
>>138876184
At least she would be home in her natural habitat among one of the "Chubby cosplayer" general threads.
>>138876398
>"Chubby cosplayer" general threads
That's a fucking thing?
>>138875394
>Caused him to go on hiatus
>Burned down his house
>Hates
kek
>>138876452
if chubby cosplayers get posted in regular threads they get called fat cows, so they make thread specifically for them
>>138872850
TSUMARI VERY NICE
>>138876611
/jojo/ should sing Crazy my Beat