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Why are Japanese gods so shit? They must have a very low entry

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Why are Japanese gods so shit?
They must have a very low entry requirements
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>>134906040
But Hestia is a Greek goddess?

Am I missing the joke or something?
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read noragami
anyone can become a god
You can litterally build a shrine out of matchstick
Its followers that are hard to come by
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>>134906040

Japanese mythology is so shit as their culture, they have gods of everything, it can't be helped
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Freedom descending to Earth and kick everyone ass. Best gundam moment ever.
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>>134906040
Hestia is for breading, not worshiping!
Look at those breasts: they're for making milk for baby
Look at those hips: they're for squeezing out baby
Look at that face: it is for attracting cock to make baby
All of this woman is dedicated to baby
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>>134906040
actually, yeah. Pretty much everything is a god.
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>>134906312
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>>134906040
is that what pochako looked like before she bleached her hair?
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>>134906312
What about the feet the hands and the anus
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Is loki the most overused god name? I mean, in most novel i read(Unlimited fafnir,magika no kenshi and other chuuni light novels) i can alway see his name along with thor and such.
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>>134906408
Its easy for the Japanese since they must use katakana for everything and loki just needs ro and ki and ro is 50% of loli
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Hestia a shit, 2 seasons and no one remember her anymore
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>>134906408
Him and Thor are the most famous Norse myth gods, can't be helped.
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>>134906228
This shitty culture kicked out the jesuits what wanted to make japan under the rule of Jesus.

In other words.
It didn't get rekt like losers like our indians or USA indians.

Maybe this is the one of the reasons to USA drop 2 nukes.
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>>134906312
Funny thing, yes she literally is. Hestia is a goddess of family fertility and the hearth fire. She literally is for making babies. She is also a goddess.
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>>134908096
Where do you apply to make hestia babies
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I would a Japanese mythological creature or two
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>>134907223
Such is the way of seasonal waifus.
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>>134907889
>believing in an omnipotent benevolent god

If it was true why would you live a miserable life on 4chan right now?
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>>134906369
feet are for walking
anus is for pooping
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>>134909196
Girls don't poop anon.
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>>134909361
That is just up to 12, after that we poop everything stored, mountains of poop
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