Well, /a/? What's keeping you alive?

Kizu will come out one day. After that I'm a goner.

>>133819588
The fun things in life.

VR making my waifu real.

I just want to hold her once and tell her how much I love her before I die.

>>133819669
Word.

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>>133819647
My cells I think? I eat food and they regenerate or something like that. I was never too good at biology.

>>133819694
I really hope that everyone with this mentality is purely doing it for jokes and do not genuinely feel that way. I really hope.

>>133819750
>normalfags first day

>>133819588
I can't die before I see anime die first.

>>133819588
Spite

>>133819750
Lurk more before you post please.

Not much. I'll get around to it eventually.

>>133819588
4.0
Kizu
OPM

>>133819750
>WhereDoYouThinkYouAre.webm

You'd think people learned from watching Eva.

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>>133819772
>trying this hard to fit in
You realize most people on /a/ are between 25 and 30 and have STEM related careers, right? Did you really fall for the "NEET loser" meme?

>>133819772
>wanting companionship
>calling other people normalfags

>>133819588
Anime pussy and whiskey

>>133819852
this post

>>133819852
Actually, I'm only 23 and besides you, I make all the posts on this board.

>>133819852
yeah haha ... we're all functioning members of society, none of us are unemployed virgin 25 year olds haha

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>>133819750

Trust me it's a joke and they're just doing it because they think it gives them cool-cred, but nobody really cares or notices because they're anonymous anyways. If these guys were suicidal, anime wouldn't be the thing that is holding them back. Most likely bitterness and the desire for revenge. Some of them will do it and start a school shooting but most of them are just bitter they got rejected by a girl. They'll be alright. You can believe me because I post the same shit and I don't mean any of it.

>>133819852
OPM crossboarders shouldn't speak on such things

>>133819852
It's 16-17-year olds with the occasional ~30 year old new parent

>>133820027
Come on now, you shouldn't lie to the new kids.
They'll actually believe you and never learn.

>>133819647
There are 3 parts.

You can't off yourself until you've seen all 3 parts.

>>133820027
You've admitted thart you're just projecting in your own post, bravo idiot.

>>133820027
>Suicide is reserved for angsty teenagers
Here's your (you)

>>133819588
Announcement for next saint seiya anime project by toei coming soon.tm

>>133819588
The promise that one day transhumanism will allow me to transfer my mind into the body of a cute little cyborg girl whose right arm turns into a rail gun.

>>133819694
This, so much.

>>133820090
Is that a challenge?

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>>133820093
I did that on purpose, if you didn't see that you just fell for my trick.

>>133820095
>I-I swear I'm going to kill myself!!

Yeah okay, you're totally not angsty or edgy!

>>133819694
You could just make a tulpa of you're waifu or something. Probably feels more real than VR.

>>133820027
>start a school shooting

How retarded must one be to even think about that?
There could be lolis dying if you do that!

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>>133820343
Then kill all the disgusting boys! Protect the lolis' purity!

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I refuse to die before making something worth remembering for future generations.

I have no other reason to live. I figure if I'm alive I might as well try to make something good while I can.

I don't understand living for living's sake.
Blogging in a blog thread.

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>>133820027
>it's a joke
>it gives them cool-cred
No, not really.

>>133819588
My family pampers me a lot. Sure I'm not happy at all but they make it bearable.

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>>133819852
>comes to this board like a conquistador
>this is now my land and everyone is like me

>>133819852
I'm a 29 year old neet loser though.
My life has completely gone to shit in the last year and all I'm doing is stay in bed all day.

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>>133820387
Remove the filth and keep the little girls for yourself? Sure.

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>>133820482
It was a baseless claim with only myself as evidence, but there has to be a few more like me who just spouts that shit to be funny and to look like a real suicidal retard.

>>133819588
The fact that there's manga I haven't read it.

>>133819694
/thread
I just came here to post this but alas I was too late.

Air
Water
Food

>>133820637
You could probably find them easier on reddit, they love doing stuff like that. It's why they use /r9k/ so much

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>>133819852
This. I'm pretty sure a lot of us visit /g/ regularly and live yuppy lives. I'm 23 and I have a job in the bay area doing things for people's smartphones. By the way, I want to kill myself.

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>>133820343
The little angels wont turn into disgusting adults then

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>>133819588
I've got things to do.

>>133820387
>Not forcing the guys to become adorable traps

To be honest i think killing someone is absolutely stupid though. There are so much better ways.

I love my sister too much to end myself.

>>133820788
How many cocks has she sucked so far?

>>133819588
Yo wtf, seriously what the fuck is wrong with this man?

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>>133820788
I love you too big bro

>>133819852
I made every post but yours shit face I'm a step ahead of you

>>133820482
>trying to fit in
>trying not to give a fuck
>trying to announce one's delight even if it's unappreciated

This is exactly who we are, who are we kidding.

>>133820835
He's trying to hard to look like your average /a/ poster because we're cool

>>133819852
>One Flop Man fags

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>>133820857
This, if we weren't trying to fit in, I swear that the waifu thing wouldn't have picked up. It's the prime example to trying to fit in and look cool among /a/ posters.

>>133820975
I love your projection.

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>>133820537
>>133820044
>>133820943
Is this a new meme? We have daily OPM discussions here.

>>133820824
How many breads have you eaten?

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>>133820788
Did you fuck her?

>no onee-chan to protect and have a special bond and relationship with

>>133821094
>we have daily crossboarders here

>>133821094
>We
You mean crossboarders and newfags?

>>133820838
Those are some fat fingers, take better care of that sister.

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>>133821079
I've projected multiple times in this thread and you still haven't noticed I'm doing it on purpose or are you just saying that because it's fun to say the word projection?

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>>133821192
She's a big girl

>>133820824
She's too much of a depressed hikki herself to be doing things like that.
>>133821094
>new
This happens with every popular anime ever.
>>133821123
No.
Not yet at least.

>>133819588
VN and i want to see the world collapsing

/a/ is such a spectacle sometimes

The dirty memelords, the weeaboos, the AMVfags, that one guy who actually has a life, and posters like you.
Fuck You.

>>133821201
Just reminding all the people who are too slow to follow.

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>>133821153
I love the "I only post on one board" meme.

It shows how desperate they are trying to fit in.

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>>133821280
make sure to give her a kiss tonight, anon.

>>133820537
>skeptical daiz.gif
I'm glad someone did it

There is something must do.

>>133821374
Being a crossboarder isn't just about using other boards, it's about the way you act and most OPM fags are quite obviously not here for anything but their mediocre "hype" Flavor of the month

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>>133821547
Thanks for the explanation. I was under the assumption that the word crossboarder meant someone who posts on multiple boards.

>>133820439
Are you me?

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>>133821121
Countless

Jesus /a/ has gotten meta.

It sure would be nice if someone just came over to my house and killed me.
I'll give you my computer and arcade stick.

>>133821576
I'm sure you were, as I mentioned before most OPM fans are new

>>133819694
Also being able to be the little girl in VR worlds. It may be possible in the future that we actually can live in Hidamari or YuruYuri-like worlds.

We could meet up in there and watch anime on in-world TVs or something.

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>>133821622
.. Is it a custom stick?

>>133821616
>implying meta threads are new thing

>>133821616

>>133821374
No, seriously, what's with the influx of normalfags recently? Everything was nice and normal a few months ago, but since about 6 months ago the board has gone straight to shit. Not even "Night time /a/" is safe now.

Are we getting raided? I don't want to believe that /a/ has fallen this low. The post in this thread and many others look like something out of fucking Facebook.

I'm actually convinced 95% of the post in this thread are being posted by some IRC chat trying to troll us. It's fucking impossible that there are so many normalfags actively posting in this board. It's insane.
You waltz in, completely disregard the established board culture, do whatever the fuck you want, call whomever you disagree with "kids," and you say you are not being selfish? Just kill yourself. The human race can do without people like you.

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>>133821622
Okay post your address and take a picture with your head in a noose with a timestamp. You'll prove to everyone that we have people here who are actually serious about killing themselves! Don't worry, we got you taken care of and we'll call the police in a bit.

>>133819588
My hobbies and squeezing as much enjoyment out of my life as possible before it's time to go.

>>133821731
Is this a meta meta thread now?

>>133821803
Wasn't it already?

>>133821771
rip /a/

>>133821771
I swear I saw this same thing posted in 2013 when SnK was airing.

>>133821771
I'd guess it's because we've always had a lot of cross-pollination with /v/ (admit it or like it or not) and /v/ itself now unironically talks about Halo and CoD.

>>133821771
Mods have stopped deleting too.

There's no driver at the wheel

>>133821771
Yeah, well it happens, board quality goes in cycles. Appreciate what we have when it's here, and make sure you're not shitting it up yourself.

>>133821730
No, it's a Hrap 4.
>>133821790
That seems like a lot of work.

>>133821771
/a/ is dead blame naruto, snk, dbz, sao, rwby and mods

>>133821879
It's almost like someone copy and pasted a big blurb of text. But who would do something so silly?

>>133821771
>Not even "Night time /a/" is safe now.
It still amazes me when people don't recognize this pasta with this bit still in it. Even if it still rings true in a way.

>>133821094
"We" also have daily DBZ/Bleach/Naruto/One Piece/SnK etc. threads, but that doesn't mean everyone on /a/ participates in said threads or enjoys those series.

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My shinobu tulpa.

>>133820113
My nigga.

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>>133821771
Just like culture in the real world, /a/ culture is also constantly evolving. The longer you're stuck being the lame oldfag the less you'll enjoy your time here. The new and cool thing is that waifus are lame -- who wants to only love one anime character? Also, it's no longer cool to be suicidal because it's too edgy.

>>133822035
You can literally say that about anything. What's your point?

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>>133821968
That's what I thought. People who say that shit don't even mean it. So stop saying it!

>>133821771
I actually worried about this board quality. Have you read any late night threads recently? How about those OPM threads? They are nothing but Facebook-tier normalfags. Can you imagine what would happen if those posters get used to this site?
I mean, normalfag have always been here, but the thing now is that no one say anything.
Dozens of threads filled with:
>"my friends"
>emoticon users
>"why are you so mean?"
>"gosh, stop trying to fit in"
>exclamation marks
>"dude, you should get out more"
>"so I and my friend"
>"this is so sad :c"
>"lol yeah"
>"did you see the new update on facebook? i'm so fucking hype!!!"

And so on. It's sickening

>>133822066
>being a conformist

>>133822136
No one fucking does that in the threads for the shows I watch, no one, quit overreacting.

If you see this kind of shit anywhere at all then fucking report it.

I just wanted to talk with fellow drunk anons about life and Anno/Miyazaki.
What happened?

>>133821803
Meta threads used to be much better, before all the normalfags got in.

>>133822210
People began enjoying pasta.

>>133822037
A man of taste, this one.

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>>133822150
The funny thing is that's not exactly true. My agenda is basically to change /a/ so that waifus and being suicidal are no longer cool.

>>133822120
There is nowhere in my Apt where I could put up a noose, so I would have to drill some sort of hole and put something in that hole that could hold the weight of a human. I also don't know where you can purchase rope.

>>133822278
>being a normalfag

>>133822278
nigga u aint jesus

>>133822278
Vaporwave is dead

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>>133822279
It was just an example. You could have took a picture with a bullet wound up your anus for all I cared. I just wanted to see someone stick to their word and show that their not just saying it to fit in.

>>133819588
Freedom.
Freedom keeps me alive.

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>>133822300
>being a conformist

You're a funny guy I'll give you that much

>>133822421
Why don't you free yourself from life?

>>133822210
Not all threads are good threads.

>>133822441
>beiing a normalfag

>>133822482
Ask your mom.

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>>133822486
I do agree with what you're saying. But this is a good thread.

One Piece finishing. im not dying before Oda does.

>>133819588
My little sister.

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>>133822494
>I just like to parrot what everyone says to look cool

Yeah okay mister I've-got-a-waifu man. Let me tell you I had multiple waifus until I deemed it uncool to even have waifus. You can keep parroting losers for all I care.

Pic related, it's you being suicidal

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>>133822037
>>133822270
/a/ still has some good anons

>>133822208
Yeah you're right, the other pasta is better.

>>133822654
I never said I was suicidal normalfag.

>>133821971
Copypastas actually are a silly thing

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>>133821771
>board culture
>normalfags
>" It's fucking impossible that there are so many normalfags actively posting in this board"

Oh myy...

>"The human race can do without people like you"
>muh secret club

Hahahahahahaahah!

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>>133819588
https://youtu.be/l8GDLy9K2Fk?t=30s

>>133822736
Stupid /v/ poster

I like Konata because she is a otaku like me, except she has friends. Oh god I wish I had friends too ;_;

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>>133822736
I genuinely like your post because it's fresh. I just wanted you to know that because some people won't like it.

>>133822037
How do you make a tulpa?
I wanna make one for my waifu Melona but I don't know how.

>>133821265
4u

>>133822769
>Lets all act like we don't visit other boards often

>>133822824
sure as fuck don't visit /v/

>>133822824
More like let's not act like we're on other boards and reply to stale pasta like a mong

>>133821374
Here's a pro tip retard. Really not a single person fucking gives a shit whether you browse other boards or not. Fuck you could honestly browse other shitty sites that people often use as a boogeyman. All you have to do is adjust your behavior to the place you're posting in. That's the fucking problem with retarded crossboarders, the fact that they bring the cancer of other places they browse over because they're too stupid to adjust.

Not enough incest, too many pastas. I'm out of here.

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>>133822869
>>133822824
>>133822769
Here's a sample post from your average /v/ thread, usually in reply to an /a/ crossboarder:

W-what is that thing!?

>>133822824
I wouldn't touch /v/ with a ten foot pole.

>>133822789
>Melona
Just think of melons.

>>133822934
There no difference between /a/ and /v/ crossboarders. You're the same cancerous faggot

>>133821973
It's almost amusing how people don't even check big walls of texts these days through even fucking google. Goes to show you how the internet has changed a lot over the years.

>>133822896
What if your topic has nothing to do with the board and probably would belong better on another board? Which is usually a significant number of threads anyways.

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>>133822880
>Muh Board culture is different than your Board culture

Guys literally my first board was /a/ and its the same shit but, people take this place more seriously for some reason idk.

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>>133823017
Yes yes, you get it my man.

Here's an average picture posted on /jp/, the most misunderstood board on /a/, I mean 4chan.

>>133823059
Doesn't mean much if you came here a year ago.

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>>133819750
>being this new

>>133823091
3 years ago*

>>133823059
>it's the same shit
Of ot was the same sh you wouldn't be getting called out you retard.

Who /pol/ here?

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>>133823125
Post yourself dying to prove your point

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>>133819588
I like my cat.

Persona 5

>>133823059
I feel you, this board is very stuck up and intolerant. I wonder why.

>>133823168
>Of ot was the same sh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0x6vIAtFcI

>>133819588

If I die, they win.

I'm staying alive merely out of spite.

>>133823226
Normalfags are obnoxious
>>133823187
That post never even mentioned being suicidal you illiterate, just wanting VR before he died

My antidepressants.

>>133819588
Because I'll get to death eventually anyway. Why the fuck would I rush it? Plus there's a lot of anime/manga/LNs/VNs/Japanese dog poop that I haven't consumed yet, there are plenty coming in the future and life's pretty fun when you don't take it seriously at all.

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>>133823273
Why are you replying to an illiterate?

28 year old NEET virgin here. Too much of a pussy to kill myself and I really want to watch the new FMP and with any luck Despera before I go to Gensokyo.

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>it's a daily "/a/ gets tiggered" thread

>>133823316
This desu

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>>133823400

>>133823390
>being an /a/ normalfag

It's no longer cool on /a/ to do that.

>>133823457
>normalfag still desperately trying to push his agenda after admitting to his agenda

>>133819588
My gf.

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>>133823515

>>133823507
I'm allowed to pursue my agenda after proudly revealing it. What are you gonna do? Keep calling me a normalfag, normalfag? I can tell you I have 3x more waifus than you do, normalfag.

>>133823573
You are a normalfag, an embarrassing one at that who thinks he clever

>>133823619
N-no, you're a normalfag!!! I swear you're more normal than I am.

Yeah yeah okay, mister I've-only-got-one-waifu. You're the coolest and you sure make a good point. Come back when you've got something other to say other than "normalfag normalfag normalfag!" or else how else am I supposed to respond other than calling you a normalfag back?

>these fags who think they're superior to "normalfags"
lol

>>133823573
>3x more waifus

You're not even trying anymore.

>>133823710
>posts on 4chad
>thinks hes not a normie

>>133819588
Hiro's statements on anime now.

>>133823710
>lol
wwwwwwwwwww

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>>133823753
>implying I'm denying it

>>133823273
Normal fags? Holy shit this is the most overused meme on this entire site. like really do you have to call everyone a "normal fag" because they find something weird? or gross? or sacrilegious? like Honestly this shit is the most Redundant saying Ive ever heard, do you feel special because you have a "unique" fetish or particularly a "unique" view point of some kind that separates yours from the rest of the world? And y'all say your nothing like Tumblr. Or Reddit?! There's literally no difference from y'all and the rest of the internet!

>>133823753
This. The more popular your viewpoint on a board is the more "normal" you are in that board. No matter what you'll be a normalfag, which makes the term pointless. Unless you're truly unique, neutral, and do not conform to anything, which is difficult because then nobody will like you.

I don't even believe there are any anons left in this thread, just shitposters and frogposters flinging shit at eachother.

The ability to be NEET

This thread is shit, just start posting lolis already.

>>133823898
They left after they were called out for being the normalfags they are. Us true /a/ posters remain.

>>133823834
You don't have to stay if you don't like it.

>>133823701
Stop posting normalfag shit and I'll have a conversation with you, but you don't have anything else to say
>>133823710
Hating something doesn't mean you think you're better than it.
>>133823834
It's not strange unless you're a normalfag though, you should be used to shit like this

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>>133823898

>I don't even believe there are any anons left in this thread
ikr??

>>133819588
who hurt miyazaki

the guy is so fucking bitter lmao

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>>133823946
I can't have a conversation with you because you're a normalfag.

>>133823946
Fuck off normalfag

This thread is fucking shit, checkem.

>>133823868
But that's not what normalfag means

I'm too chicken to kill myself. And I'm still holding onto hope that I could contribute enough to the world to justify not offing myself.

Wait what the fuck is going on in this thread

>>133824020
>>133824055
>normalfags figured it how to say no u
I guess you're learning

>>133819588
>This thread seems funny.
Hello virgins~ What do you have against normal people? Seriously speaking, all you are accomplishing is making us laugh even more. Please, stop behaving like a bunch of faggots, faggots. This place is more fun now thank to all the new people that are coming here this past weeks.
>Well, /a/? What's keeping you alive?
My boyfirend and my parents, duh. They take care of me while I study in the uni.

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>>133824086
That's what you think, but I came up with the term and all you guys did was bastardize it with you own interpretations to fit your own goals. I hate it when people do that!

>>133824093
>Wait what the fuck is going on in this thread

Mods have stopped deleting off-topic in the past few weeks, this is /a/ moderating itself. Salting the earth so plants won't grow.

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>>133824130
You tell them, my brother.

>>133824139
>My boyfriend
fixed

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>>133824130
No you! Wait

>>133824139
I don't have a problem with you if you could stop acting like a normalfag or go back to reddit to do so

>>133824166
>moderating itself
This isn't self moderation, this is 'ironic' shitposting on a Saturday night drunk thread.
This shit is ridiculous.

GochiUsa S2 ED

>>133824151
Hm

>>133824139
SAN DIEGO

>>133824093
Newfags think waifus and depression are memes and the mods don't care this isn't anime or manga.

>>133824241
Shhhh, let them believe they're truly saving /a/

>>133819588

I asked my family, subtly, what would they think if I died, same with my friends, and now I know for a fact something that is easy enough to guess.

Even if life is a constant torment and even breathing, something that makes you painfully aware of your existence, is a sort of punishment, you still don't have the "right" to die. You can only be forced to live and smile on, if you care even a bit about those who had come to love you.

It's not so much how their life would be without you, it is about the pain inflicted on somebody when they forever think they are somehow at fault, since someone they were close to ended themselves.
It's the kind of scar that would follow them forever.

of course, fear of death is a factor, I am not fully altruistic, but even so the main issue is that I don't think I have the right to be released for this disgusting prison of flesh and pain until I am free from all the humans that keep on getting hooked on my daily life.

I had been trying to subtly get away for 10 years now, ever since the age of 15.

>>133824260
Pedophile scum.

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>>133824277
>waifus
>not a meme

Holy fuck kill yourself my man, oh wait you were already planning to, my bad

>>133819061

threads like these keep me from killing myself from boredom on neo-/a/

>>133824327
Fuck off normalfag

>>133820027

You really know nothing about a person's psyche. Like close literally nothing.

Even the silliest thing could be good enough for holding back somebody from suicide. The difference between life and death is a single step, and I don't necessarily mean a metaphorical one.

I am waiting to finish a few things I am reading before offing myself.

>>133824277
Whos your waifu bro?

>>133824335
You can thank me. I cause most of these threads, usually once a week or so. The last one was where everyone got all riled up when I called them out on their waifu bullshit.

>>133824362
No you fuck off you normalfag!!! And kill yourself along the way

>>133821280
Is she your onee-chan or your imouto?
>tfw no older sister

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>>133824370
Yeah keep us updated on that, pfff.

>>133819772
>>133819804
>>133819833
>>133823125
As you can see we have a somewhat serious thread with maybe 2 overcompensating anons. What are you even trying to prove. That anime and brain aenerisms go hand in hand?

>>133823710
Actually, I think that no one who post in here can be considered "normal", but we're here to talk about anime and to enjoy ourselves for a few minutes with different people. That's all. This fight is funny but pointless.
>>133824235
I'm not from reddit, anon. This is the first anime board I ever use. I came here a few months ago, five actually.
>>133824275
I don't understand this meme. Please explain.

>>133824395
So why is bullshit again? Because you're too nomal to comprhend it or because you're too stupid to think of anyone but yourself

>>133820065

Nah, not even close. Going by the nostalgia threads alone you can tell the people on /co/ were kids at the 80's, and at best early 90's, and we are talking old enough to remember.

A lot of man childs, yes, but not teens. Teens are at /b/.

>>133824440
i just wandered if you lived in san diego that's all

>>133824395

what do you mean you cause those threads?

Reminder that your "waifu" slept with other anons.
How does it feel to be a сuсk?

>>133824440
You should be on reddit though, or Facebook or anywhere else if you can't keep your normalfag shit go yourself

>>133824370
Yeah, sure, you're waiting to finish a few things before offing yourself.
And after you've finished them, you'll still be here posting on /a/, not killing yourself. And when you're done with that, you'll have some other excuse to not do it, and then another excuse.
Talk is fucking easy. You say you're going to and then you don't, big suprise, you sure proved him wrong there. If you really wanted to kill yourself finishing reading a few things isn't what would be holding you back.

>>133824474
It's usually unintentional, but people start disagreeing with me and I refuse to back down. That gets them real mad because it goes against their cultural values (/a/ cultural values, that is).

>>133824443
No I just didn't want to read it because it sounded like a normalfag wrote it.

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>>133824372

>>133821771
The whole /a/ was better mentality is what I think a direct cause, this board is now /b/ with cartoons and closet pedophiles. With that said there should be no reason why a scrawny bed dweller should openly feel like a king just because he likes madoka.

>>133824473
Oh, no. I'm from Paris.
>>133824503
Not wanna.

>>133824519
That doesn't even make sense, read what? You think waifus are bullshit but have no reasoning other than you don't have one

>>133824440
Lurk more before posting.

>>133824370
I guess I don't know anything a normalfag's psyche and I don't want to

>>133824554
Oh it is you, foff normalfag attention whore. I can't wait for your country to inact Sharia law

>>133824554
Paris? I hope you're okay I heard there's all sorts of dangerous people there.

>>133821771
>since about 6 months ago
It's been shit for about 3-4 years

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Who neet here?

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>>133824541
>closet pedophiles.
Anon pls. I'm pretty sure that it was always like that.
>>133824584
Sorry...
>>133824628
Yeah, a lot of shit happened recently, but I'm' ok. Don't worry.

>>133824584
Sweet meme

>>133824427

Gotta love how sure you are that you are being clever. It's cute even.

Seriously though, at the very least research a bit. People had killed and died over the silliest of things.

Life is given a lot importance, but it certainly is a very brittle and silly thing

>>133824508

How hard do you need to believe that? seems like a lot.

It's not as if one truly had all that much that needs to be done, it's not as if importance was universally assigned to tasks.

I had tried before, tested. It's pretty hard, to be honest, with the natural reflexes and all that. Yet the internet helps, nowadays you can buy a suicide kit off a shopping page.

A tank of helium and a simple plastic mask for what in my country is called a "nebulisation" and off you go to rocket land no pain involved.

>>133824680
Hey fuck off whore.

>>133824680
You see my point and thats enough.

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>>133824687
Thanks I like being called cute. Remember to kill yourself in the most painful way possible, I'm rooting for you!

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>>133819588
Sword art online and evasive shit

ITT: Cancer

>>133824443
Not him but I always consider waifufags as those guys IRL who just can't shut up about their gfs/wifes.
They are annoying, good thing they mostly post on ghost though

The worst part about all this is that the mods are also newfags and are completely fine with this place turning into tumblr.

>>133824735
He's not, or else he would have done it already. Why would someone suicidal hold off for a few books? It makes no sense. It's like waiting for a broken red light to turn green on a deserted street.

>>133824794
I don't even post in waifu threads people who shitpost about it not being real or "weirs" is the only time I really see them pop up

>>133824783
This thread is funny, anon. Don't ruin the fun.

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>>133819852
>been posting on /a/ just over a decade now
>grew up into a normalfag with a decent life
>think of all those other /a/nons I grew up with who are still NEETs
>think of all the /a/nons who didn't make it

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>>133824876
I'm glad you enjoy my thread, feel free to subscribe and like my posts.

>>133824680
I'm just going to call you French whore from now on by the way, you stick out like a sore thumb.

This thread really triggered me, never post because this place is fairly intolerable

>>133824589

You should. It's common sense to try and understand people, but pretend you don't due to courtesy. You just nod like an idiot while fully understanding, so you get a feeling of superiority that you believe unique.


>>133824735

No, fuck you. I will go in rampage and kill as many children as I can, because fuck children. I don't care how cute you are, I would kill you too if I could. I can't though, sucks.

I will go however the fuck I go, I just need to finish that bucket list, and then hope I get a good chance to disappear.


>>133824825

You gotta be really fucking stupid to think if somebody hasn't killed himself already he just won't'.

Why would there even be suicide attempts? They wouldn't had done it yet, so they wouldn't.

Lights turn when there is nobody there, stuff fall when there is nobody to see. Stuff you are certain of today will turn to mistakes tomorrow, steps forward would be steps backwards.

Things are not what you make them out to be, there is only what it is. Life doesn't need to make sense, not to you at least. It just happens.

>>133824922
Why fell bad? They all hate you.

>>133824961
Shut up, dick cheese.

>>133825014
You'll be real familiar with dick cheese after you become someones 4th wife

>>133825002
Well that escalated quickly

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Not even saturday nights are safe, good to know /a/ is worse than it usually is now.
Go have some drinks you shits.

>>133819588
>No need to hang on. Go ahead and die.
I love this grandpa.

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>>133825002
Dude, all I see are words, you can keep typing them but I'll just treat them as you lying to yourself and to the internet. You know what to do to shut everyone up, but I doubt you're going to do it. Maybe when you finish those books right? Also, don't mind me I'm just drunkposting, and I'd rather see you live because I like living people.

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>>133825005
I just wanted everyone to make it, Anon. They'd only hate me if they're suffering. And them suffering makes me sad.

>>133825178
You're truly the worst.

>>133825002
Whoa Whoa Whoa. Calm down, anon.

>>133825178
No fuck you normalfag get out of my board

I'm gay

>>133825146
>I like living people
No you don't

>>133825247
I like you, and you're living. If you were dead I wouldn't be able to like you because I wouldn't know you exist. How's that for proof?

>>133819852
>between 25 and 30 and have STEM related careers
So suicide central?

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>>133825237
Congratulation.

>>133825178
>Lying about caring about the welfare of the site's users
Why do normalfags pull this shit all the time? It's transparent as fuck every time and it's not as if you're actually receiving brownie points for trying to adhere to what you believe to be a higher morality, were you even as subtle as you believe you were or anyone else who pulls this shit does. On some level, I think it's subconcious.

>>133825289
>I like you
You spent half this thread pissing me off, fuck off

>>133825002
First time ive seen an essay on /a/ pasta this please

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>>133825311
No you fuck off, just remember that even if you killed yourself, one person on /a/ liked you even if everyone else hated you.

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>>133825201
>>133825214
Don't you understand, you f/a/ggots? At any moment, you too could become a normalfag. It happened to me. It'll happen to you.

Unless you become the 50 yr old+ guys with grey ponytails at my LGS. Or kill yourselves.

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>>133824535
Excellent taste.

>>133825146

I need not to convince you, I just think it is really silly, not mocking you here I mean it, that you think people won't kill themselves when they are telling people they will.

It's not that weird to just want to let go of some stress, to tell somebody your plans, perhaps even hoping you will be stopped, perhaps hoping even one people release it is not a joke, while knowing full well that you are not about to be taken seriously. So much so that I can go the extra mile and explain this, nobody will give a shit, believe it, or even try to do anything, not that they could even if they could.

Nobody needs to, though. Life is individual, and each person has to do what they can with their own.


I just has stopped caring since forever ago. I never got the ability to be happy, so I am just holding my self back as long as I can. Perhaps I made my bucket list in an attempt to make myself last as much as possible, due to fear and shame most likely.

All I know fo real, is that I won't die naturally.

>>133825346
You don't like me though and I certainly don't like you, so stop shitposting.

I also don't know why you're so caught up on suicide when I never claimed to be suicidal
>>133825349
>At any moment, you too could become a normalfag.
OK that made me laugh. You obviously have a very different circumstance that wasn't as bad as you think

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>>133819852
I am almost 30, went to college and have had a decent full time job for years. Doesn't mean I am okay. Anime/manga/alcohol are the only things keeping me sane. And my waifu of course

>>133824314
But where are the 2hus
I certainly don't see any

>>133825380
It's okay you feel that way if you're genuine. But most people here aren't. They lie about killing themselves. I've used that lie myself just for banter and jokes. If you're serious about killing yourself, feel free, I'll take you seriously from now on and don't take any children with you. Have fun with the rest of your life and remember to make that one last post to prove me wrong.

>>133819588
I'm not gonna die until I see nuclear fusion being the main source of energy.
If I don't kill myself in the last year of my course, I'll put all my effort into nuclear fusion reactor development.

>>133825466
Just fuck off you normalfag. If you don't like me replying then stop replying to me.

>>133825380
>All I know fo real, is that I won't die naturally
God speed, I don't want to grow old and watch myself become become powerless and rot. Wish I had the strength to top myself.

>>133825558
Kill yourself idiot

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Commiting suicide would imply I have a self to kill.

>>133825595
I wouldn't even if I said I was suicidal

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>>133819588
proper daily dose

>>133825624
Then you're a faggot

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>>133825672
Don't shit up my thread with your epic memes, son

>>133825690
Shut up you dirty normalfag Parisian terrorist

You antisocials sure spend a lot of time socializing with online strangers.

>>133825672
It's time

>>133825304
>lying
I think the difference between a normalfag and your typical NEET on /a/ is that the latter can only consider human relationships in a cost-benefit way. They can't conceive of empathy without reward.

The idea that I started as one among many anti-social, unhappy, awkward NEETs and ended up becoming happy is depressing when I consider my peers that are still unhappy. Or the ones that "succeeded" but dropped all of their hobbies to fit in. Both are depressing.

>>133825466
>You obviously have a very different circumstance that wasn't as bad as you think
Nigga, my NEET life ran out of funds and I got booted onto the street. I was homeless for 2 years. I used to shitpost from McDonalds since I still had my laptop.

What is the point of being a cynical bastard anyway? I will always have something to enjoy until I pass. Hell, if there is an afterlife, that is something to look forward to as well.

>>133825521

I know I shouldn't hurt nobody, but a part of me wants to go with bang, make people know I was alive and I hated everything. Just a child's tantrum, I know.

If you ever read about a murder suicide, or some crazy bastard that made the police kill him, then maybe I got the balls to pull it off, otherwise I would just die quietly in some hole.

Don't worry though, I don't really plan on hurting no children. I don't need to ruin somebody else's life just because I am not happy with my own.


Anyway, I should go. I work tomorrow too. I am saving money for a trip. I want to go somewhere at least once before I am done.

Not being a pussy faggot and actually try to improve and enjoy my life in any way I can instead of crying about it on an anonymous image board

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To be honest the other day I finished reading Himizu and the ending made me feel so depressed that I started seriously thinking about my future and going back to college. I have been trying to live the boring monotonous life the MC was struggling to obtain and realized that I keep holding myself back. I think I'm going to give myself one more year to make up my mind and if I can't I'm going to leave.

>>133824667
freeter > neet

>>133825730
I hate French whore though.

>>133825763
As a cynic myself, it's easy to be a cynic. But that's basically being cynical about cynicism.

>>133825747
>can only consider human relationships in a cost-benefit way. They can't conceive of empathy without reward.
I just don't think you're as saintly as you're presenting yourself. Empathy is cheap and whether you're cognizant of it or not, alot of human relationships can boil down to simple cost-benefit considerations with some things added in the mix. I just don't think types like yourself are willing to acknowledge it as edgy as this may be coming off.

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>>133825854
Hmm you sure you're not an actual terrorist?

>>133825747
So what? You work a dead end job and live in an apartment alone?

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>>133825854
Why do you hate me so much, anon?

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>>133819588
I can't come up with a good enough reason to kill myself and it would go against my religious views

>>133825897
No, I don't want to kill anyone I just want them to stop posting
>>133825946
>piss me off in the the thread that derailed into /pol/ even after giving an "apology"
>piss me off and purposefully antagonize me in the r/a/dio thread
>piss me off with awful "advice" in the thinly veiled blog thread
>piss me off in this thread

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>>133825946
He just admitted to being a Parisian terrorist responsible for 9/11

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>>133826044

>>133825963
I love spurdo

>>133825946
>>133826117
I remember this doujin.

>>133826117
Why won't you leave me alone? Or at least stop posting dumb normalfag shit that gives away your identity

>>133826169
>Why won't you leave me alone?
I didn't know it was you. Sorry. Do you still want to kill yourself?

Who else wants children to make a little bro/daughteru to have fun with?

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>>133826209
Stop pretending to be me, you!

>>133826209
I never said I wanted to kill myself

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>>133826243
>Free kisses

Oh baby

>>133826231
The dream of having a family of my own is what keeps me alive desu.
But you know, 3DPD

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>>133826243
What are you talking about, anon?
>>133826259
Whatever, you're boring. Bye.

>>133826316
>boring
Better than being a normalfag who can't shut the fuck up about it, do you even watch anime?

>>133826259
Wow, you just got called out for being boring, my condolences. No need to go kill yourself though

>>133826398
>called out
She's just salty because her country I'd going to nd part of the Islamic state soon.

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>>133825889
It's not saintly. At all. It's normal. That's why I'd be called a normalfag. If you are so cynical you only view human relationships as cost-benefit then you are not normal.

Sure, you can boil down any relationship to cost-benefit. Practical concerns are a part of anything. But ignoring all other components of a relationship doesn't make them disappear. And yeah, empathy can be cheap. My empathy for my fellow f/a/ggots is pretty cheap since there's nothing I can do to help. But it's not cheap if you sacrifice something of your own, violating that cost-benefit analysis, just to help another person.

>>133825901
No, I committed the most normalfag of infractions: I have a GF.

I do live in an apartment. My job actually has a ton of mobility, but I'm still a lazy fuck. I make sure I'm only a co-author on any research I work on, even if I conceptualized it. That way I avoid the bustle of the private sector and the petulant high-school slap-fights of academia.

I mean, I may bet a normalfag, but I'm still a lazy hobbiest. I did well enough in life to get happy and comfy. If I was ambitious I wouldn't have been a NEET in the first place.

>>133819588
Prison school

>>133826492
Then you obviously were never fucked in anyway just lazy. Some people actually have reasons for being a NEET other than laziness and they can't just magically become normalfags by trying

>>133826492
>But it's not cheap if you sacrifice something of your own, violating that cost-benefit analysis, just to help another person.
Except it's still cost-benefit, just not calculated or rational or analytical.

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I do anime reviews on youtube.

>>133822789
If you're brain can't handle it, it's physically impossible for you. You might have to settle for VR.
Anyway, it's very different to say the least. Her voice, her touch, her smell are all there and yet they aren't. Still she wakes me with her big bright smile and a cheer in her voice. Then I know that our day together is going to be okay. I wash her back and she washes mine. Sometimes we even hold hands while taking long, gentle walks on the beach before we fall asleep to her favorite animu under the starry sky. It's nice.

>>133819852
Jokes on you, I'm still in university

>>133826648
No one cares.

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>>133826602
>Some people actually have reasons for being a NEET

>>133826790
Epic

>>133819588
Little girls

>>133826889
*i meant 2D little girls of course

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>>133826924
Its too late for you.