OFFICIAL /SNK/ DELUSIONAL TO SHIT POST METER FOR PAIRINGS.
Anything above the Hyphens indicate the rating on a scale of 1-3 to each category, the Vertical Bar indicated the medium a.k.a Normal. Note* This only applies to alive and MIA characters and existent pairings. Some of which are fan made and some of which are inherently canon.
Once again
- Indicators to tiers 1-3 of category
| Normalcy Zone, possible canon in future chapters.
This chart applies to recent and most up to date chapters only. No parodies, fan made shorts or spin offs are considered in the making of this chart. This is based on real canon percentages from the Manga Shingeki No Kyojin itself.
>100% SHIT POST, YOU CAN GUARANTEE IT.
-^
YmirEren
Pixis x Eren
Erwin x Zackly
Ymir x Annie
Levi x Connie
Levi x Jean
Mikasa x Sasha
RB x Eren
Historia x Armin
Historia x Mikasa
Annie x Historia
Hanji x Moblit
Connie x Anything
-
Hanji x Eren
Levi x Mikasa ,
Levi x Eren
Armin x Erwin
Eren x Annie
Ymir x Bert
-
MikaArmin
Mikasa x Annie
Armin x Reiner
| >CANON-ZONE v
Levi x Broom
Armin x Left Hand
MikaEren
Yumikuri
Annie x Bertholdt
| >CANON-ZONE ^
Historia x Eren
Connie x Sasha
Armannie A.k.a Armin x Annie A.k.a AruAnnie
-
Reiner x Bertholdt
Levi x Erwin
Levi x Hanji
-
MT x BR
Mikasa x Jean
Historia x Jean
Annie x Jean
Sasha x Jean
Anything x Jean
Sasha x Anything
-v
>DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR.
>>133638555
I cringed.
>Anniebot already banned
>>133638555
Ymir is a shit
>>133638555
Mankasa a shit.
>>133638555
Why cant you stop doing this...
>>133638555
Good.
>>133638582I deleted the post myself.
>>133638896
Good, Annie a shit anyways.
>>133638723
Yes, why do you constantly post that list, Mankasafag?
>last thread peacefully died
>retarded Shitkasafag still can't go a day without making another pointless one
>>133639051
Because that retard got nothing else in his life besides Shitkasa and the rageturd.
>>133638277
>Nth for shipperfags please fucking go.
Stop this bullshit. There's so much about the world and all the secret shit that dwarfs the shipping nonsense but you fags can't stop making poorly characterized Faggots your waifus.
Fuck off.
>also
Have we all agreed that the world outside of the walls is completely modern/was?
I'm sure the twist will be something like the village but Isayama will probably have the entire world be exterminated by Titans because.
It would be kind of cool if the beast Titan and the warrior village was just the diplomatic link to the world outside of the Titan Territory, where beasty keeps them away from the dmz due to threats of nuclear cleansing from the outside and the fact that 120mm heat rounds to the face would kill any Titan. The leader of the village is the diplomatic chief who only contacts through beasty who leads the shifters outside the walls. Of course we won't know until the end or when the coordinate gets used properly(Eren simply must eat historia), and/or the basement gets opened. All of the lore and history are wrong because of that, and clearly the walls being underground as well shows that the metal used in the military must come from an outside source.
Knowing Isayama, the whole world will be destroyed by large retarded plants and Eren will destroy the beast Titan just to slowly conquest the outside or live in the walls when the coordinate gets unlocked.
Like the nids running from a planet sized ork or an elderich horror that will never be revealed, the beast Titan going for the walls because the outside will wreck his shit or is slowly pushing back due to their fuckup
Also,
>inb4 the beast Titan is actually the hero who's only motivation is to get the coordinate and free the kingdom in the walls from themselves.
>>133638555
I agree with this list desu, if it actually triggers you then you're autism is just off the charts.
>>133639051
>Pigner
>this mad his favorite character is dead next chapter
>>133640286
>any main character
>dead
Not in this manga
>>133640473
>Reiner
>main character
Pick one
Anyone Hype for thia coming in february?
>>133640584
>that cute Mikasa
am hype
>>133640584
For what? To see what I already read years ago on TV?
>>133640650
you have a weird way to read, anon
>>133640650
you'll literally find anything to be negative about in these threads
>>133640691
Season 2? Why would I be hype?
>>133640711
>your opinion isn't mine
> it's shit
>>133640584
Second movie? I thought it'd be out in September.
>>133641506
December*
>>133640932
You're just posting for attention now, there is no way you aren't excited for season 2 and you post on /snk/.
>>133640584
>Season two of shingeki out 2016
>Second comp movie out June 27, 2015.
This is old as hell.
Which shingekis birthday is next?
>>133642163
Note worthy Shingeki or out of all Shingekis?
>>133642163
MikaQT's
>>133638277
You couldn't have made a more pointless thread if you tried
>>133642163
I think Petra. Then Levi then Bert
>>133638555
>-^
>v
>^
>?
I don't understand shit of this, am I mentally retarded?
>>133642740
No, but OP is.
>>133642346
>MikaQT
Please die.
>>133642845
Are you jealous of MikaQT?
>>133642845
Seconding the request.
>>133638277
I bought the manga and didn't like the art work at all
Am I the only one who feels this way?
>>133643477
I wouldn't buy a Manga before it is finished. It's not a very good idea
>>133643477
I just can't see SnK without Isayama's art. It's the art the manga needs.
>>133643766
The manga isn't about shipping shit, if he liked Utgard arc he can buy Utgard arc's volumes.
>>133642163
Levi, Bert then Historia.
Reminder Mikasa is very cute
>>133644410
no objections here!
>>133644410
>>133644556
I bet you're a buttblasted Ymirfag using Mikasa as a way to annoy everyone.
>>133643285
Nobody is jealous of a wallpaper.
>>133640584
Maybe I'd be hyped if the changed the anime a bit and killed off armin.
Post cute shingekis
>>133645162
>>133644410
Soooo... Why does Mikasa exist again? Cause God knows she's not getting any pussy from Eren.
>>133638567
Shingeki thread are cringe-worth, the tumblr gif of the OP alone is gringy
>>133645198
not cute
>>133640584
Is this the second season?
>>133645345
>Levi's old squad
No.
>>133645345
When can we expect season 2 to come out, anyway? Fall next year?
>>133645401
> Fall next year
Probably
Who LH here?
>>133638555
So much autism
>>133645491
Why does Mikasa have such a big head?
>>133645345
I think the writing on top is about the second season coming in 2016, the rest of the poster is promoting the second compilation movie.
>>133644410
>>133645738
To compensate for her small dick
>>133645896
Omg she was a lady boy this whole time?!?!?
>>133645853
This pic made me think about how Mankasa would be a terrible mom.
>>133646037
Omg yes
>>133645401
>>133645550
It will come out in february
>>133645162
>MikaEre babbys
YAS! Very cute!
>>133646306
How do you know?
>>133646159
She did an ok job with Armin. It's not her fault he's a psychopath.
>>133645738
Everyone has huge heads in the chuugakkou anime
>>133646492
>gesumin awakens a couple hours after this
>>133646159
Mikasa literally raised Armin canon, what do you mean?
>>133646537
>two dykes and a bike
>>133646442
It says that in the poster
>>133646306
>>133646936
Yes, of course, it will air mid-winter season because fuck you.
It will come out October 2016, screencap this.
Is Historia's voice more mature in the Chibi Anime, or is it just me?
>>133646975
What's wrong about it coming out in winter?
>>133638555
>Hanji x Moblit
>Eren x Annie
Why the fuck are these in the delusional tier when EM and BA are just as one sided?
>>133647034
She went through puberty.
>>133647052
It's wrong because it's blatantly untrue. You shouldn't lie on the Internet, anon.
>>133645896
>implying her dick isn't massive
Calling it now. The announcement will come at the end of Chuugakkou or December. Anime in April.
>>133647034
I wish her VA was HanaKana
>>133646936
You sure? I don't really know much moon, but I'm pretty sure it just says it'll air in 2016.
>>133647218
No one's implying anything, just stating the plain truth. It's no secret Mankasa's dong is tiny.
>>133647218
Bread is Sasha's detachable dick.
>>133647034
Holy fuck that beautiful image. Great find.
>>133647034
Can you give me source to the image? Who made it.
>>133647906
Use SauceNao
>>133647906
You wouldn't want it, the artist is a Mikaqt.
>>133646638
Armin raised himself, Mikasa only lives in a world of fantasy.
Kek
>>133648065
It's a EA/Arminfag actually.
>>133648215
Also the same artist who drew Eren as Princess Peach.
>>133648215
>>133648074
Armin a shit
>>133640584
>ELM the main focus again
Do you think Isayama resents the anime team and the people in charge of merchandizing for always cücking his husbando Armin?
>>133649250
Of course. That's why EAr is canon.
>>133648169
Accurate drawing of Pigner.
>>133648594
top fucking jej
I just want more best pair development.
>>133649558
we all do anon
Where is Wall Sina part 4?
>>133649558
I can see Eren and Mikasa growing old together, ending up being Husbando and Waifu. They have a lot of chemistry together and whenever they are onscreen at the same time it's always very cute.
>>133650520
>they are onscreen at the same time
>>133646421
Ew wtf is that thing on he's back? Is it a weird Titan like the nose one?
>>133650576
Very cutefunnyindeed.
>>133650520
>EM
>chemistry
Please.
>>133650620
What ?
>>133646421
>>133650714
>>133650880
EMshitters confirmed for animeonlyfags.
>>133650960
I like both anime and manga though
>>133650880
Why is Eren brown?
>>133651260
>tumblr
>2015
>not accepting YH as canon
How delusional are you?
>>133651260
He ate Ymir
>>133651545
Eww, necrophilia.
>>133651620
Ymir isn't dead you shit posting mong
>>133651545
>erasing the "tumblr" of a tumblr filename
That doesn't make you any less of a dumblrfag, Ymirbro.
>>133651584
Looks like they have the same skin tone and hair color.
>>133651687
Yeah, sure. Reiner just grew claws out of nowhere.
>>133651691
>2015
>he hasn't accepted superior Yumikuri as canon
Have you even read the manga or do you just reply to every post about Ymir negatively?
>>133651742
Are you really this desperate for a reply?
>>133650960
That was confirmed a long time ago. I bet all of their knowledge of the manga is from these threads.
>>133651742
>having claws is an ability
VORPAL CLAWS CONFIRMED
>>133651545
Their butthurt over YH is funny.
>>133651545
Sorry YHfag, Historia ain't having any romantic feelings for her.
>>133652053
LH is kinda cute, would be cuter if it wasn't incest.
>>133652002
>all that denial
>>133652053
>>133652105
Levi is shit
>>133652105
LM*
I deleted most of my LM once they were confirmed family though
>>133652112
>All that delusion
YH should be renamed to YK firstly since Historia ain't even her friend anymore.
Secondly 5 years and all the Ymirfags can hang to is a friend relationship and a misinterpreted interview. Absolutely amazing kek
>>133652226
>implying I'm a Ymirfag
>>133652053
But Mikasa is repulsed by manlets
>>133652226
>>133652262
Mikasafag or Ymirfag one of the two. You choose.
>>133652226
>YK, since Historia isn't her friend anymore
Not him, but you went full retard there.
oh boy, image dumping mikafuck is back.
>>133652262
>implying you're not
>>133652291
Funny because you're still wrong.
It doesn't matter who you are or who your husbando or waifu is. It's known deep down everyone loves Mikasa.
>>133652336
But I'm not.
>>133652325
>Same poster.
You would know she never talked to Historia after she embraced her real self. Not even mentioning her anymore kek
I wonder whats the smell of that Black Ymir-Coffee the guys drank.
>>133652332
What is it that you contribute to these threads?
>>133652498
>trying this hard
>>133652397
Only Mikasa loves Mikasa.
>>133652571
She probably wishes she were a blonde midget.
Why are mikasafags so terrible and useless
>>133652539
>Implying I need to try hard to expose an Ymirfag.
>>133652053
>>133652103
>>133652105
>>133652157
>>133652197
>>133652234
>>133652190
I hope she calls him "onii-chan" at least once before he dies.
>>133652697
>implying Levi would ever die
>>133652689
t.stalker of computer criminology students
>>133652689
You can try all you want but I'm not a Ymirfag.
Freaking Mikasafag destroying another thread.
>you will never be this cute
Mikasa a shit.
>>133653249
This.
>>133653714
very cute
another snk thread tyranted to mikeksfags
>>133654080
More like one autist.
>>133654015
Fuck off Petra, manlet belongs with Oreo
>>133653804
>MikasaxRT
cute
>>133654347
you post good stuff, but then you post some really bad stuff
>>133654504
i'd bite, but Mikasa isn't fapsafe.
last one for me
Does any actual discussion happen here anymore?
>>133654813
Not when manletfags and Mikasafags have taken over.
http://strawpoll.me/6033972
>>133638277
>we wont die inside of these walls
>all they do is die inside of those walls
>>133655041
Yeah but only red shirts and fodder die
>>133655001
>no 'fuck off tumblr' option
>>133655141
>he doesn't have any chibi art
>>133655193
>>133647090
> he supports Hanji x Moblit
> 2015
>>133655001
>tried to vote for mine
>vote went to EM somehow
>>133655334
The poll auto picks what you actually like.
>all that LM
>In none of them they invite uncle Kenny to join in
What a shit family
>>133655536
The poll auto picks pure shit.
>>133655610
This, can we have some quality Ackerman time?
>>133655610
>>133655651
Can you all just kill yourselves and stop giving an even worse name to these threads? This isn't even the proper board to imagedump you newfags.
>>133655783
nice porkpost
>>133655610
>>133656397
Is she on her knees or is manlet standing on a box?
>>133656483
he's actually flying
>>133656540
>Mikasa's broken ankle
Triggered
>>133656483
A little bit of both.
>>133656657
He's taking her boot off.
FUKU SHUU PLS
Your delusional ship a SHIIIIIIT
>>133656918
ATTACKONRIVAMIKA-ASS PLS
>>133656918
Pigner a shit.
Shitletfags and shitkasafags are the worst. These threads need to be banned desu
>>133657112
>>133657162
>>133657216
FALCON94SSY PLS.
EREN ANGRY
>>133656918
this
What the fuck happened.
>>133657111
Mommy...? Uncle...?
>>133639051
It's like all these people want to be the bane of this board for the rest of their lives.
Get... (huff huff) that retaded manlet (huff huff)....
OFF OF MY MOMMY!
Whats going on? a LMfag got triggered and is dumping his cancer here?
>>133657387
Butthurt Mikasafags from Tumblr.
>>133657519
Ew wtf?
>>133657551
Did a fuckboy from tumblr make this?
>>133657629
>>133657435
>>133657309
>>133657697
worst shingekis
>>133657435
Armin so useless why did the creator even make this thing?
>>133657655
wtf is wrong with you family? my uncle literally shingeki mamakassa's kyojin.
stay woke FAMily.
http://strawpoll.me/6033972
>>133657309
Why is he angry?
>>133657839
Don't talk shit about a field commander
>>133657868
People actually like Armin?
>>133657994
I love how a week ago you were claiming you fully supported EM and claiming to be 'the king mikasafaggot' now you spam this shit.
>>133657868
I'm gonna pay off the creator to kill off Armin cause 1:it be making the story better. And 2: I would be helping everyone from seeing his ugly ass.
>>133657839
>>133658124
Fukushit pls read the fucking manga
>>133658162
I read the manga and realized how shit of a character Armin is.
>>133657883
>YumiKuri
>1 vote
I WONDER WHO THAT IS
>>133658204
Literally fuck off family
>>133658162
I did and he's still fucking ugly and annoyingly useless.
>>133658279
Why would that ever be a pairing?
>>133658258
You're also the Pignerfag? Double the shit taste, for liking both Pig and Coconut.
>>133658323
You're still going? I left like 2 hours ago
Calling all Muddkippz!
Everyones seen it, but obligatory.
>>133658168
She don't got the titties
>>133658327
>>133658380
Coconut is tolerable, pig is complete shit
>>133658461
She has saggy cone titties
>>133658523
Not the anon you were replying to btw
>>133658554
posted that already senpai ;)
>>133658523
Shitmir pls.
>>133658535
Mikasa's probably has them pancake nipples. Covers most of her chest.
>>133658620
Pigner pls
Anyone up for some Mikachan QT sugar?
>>133658620
Piggu is still shit
>>133658523
Armin is the worst character in the series. His only positive trait is his intelligence, which is in actuality his Down Syndrome being pitied by everyone else around him. Basically Erwin felt sorry for this special needs child and gave him a promotion before he dies because it's like a Make a Wish foundation thing for shingekis. He's also blind because he thinks that He-Man haircut looks good.
Armin a shit.
>>133658774
>pignerfags calling anyone shit
>>133658833
dump fresh stuff senpai
>>133658880
Literally rape
>>133658895
Even Reiner is better than Armin.
>>133658943
At least Reiner makes everyone look better.
We /canon/ now!
>>133658999
And then mom eater ate them both
>>133658994
No one but Tumblrinas like Armin.
F U C K when?
>>133658665
How does Eren own a shower?
>>133658972
I keep on throwing up in my mouth from see all these mikasa pictures.
>>133658943
Reiner is better than no one
>>133659104
Reiner did nothing wrong.
>>133658774
That whole post is on point about armin.
>>133659134
Reiner an ugly piece of shit that the mangaka should have killed two arcs ago
>>133659211
LITERALLY R O B O T I C SEX
>>133659240
>Arminfags calling anyone ugly
>>133659043
This thread has a serious lack of Annie and too much worst girl Mikasa.
>>133659276
At least Armin's face could be helped with a haircut, pigner would look like a pig no matter what
>>133659323
That's my Mikachan!
>>133659309
MikaEre is pure, LM is degrading, how can you do such a thing to your waifu?
>>133659355
>At least Armin's face could be helped with a haircut
He also needs to get rid of the potatoe noes.
Who with a life has all these mikasa pairing picturs?
>>133659354
That's one ugly kid
>>133659355
It's funny because Armin looks more like a pig with that ugly nose of his.
>>133659402
He got the retard gene from being a product of incest
>>133659402
Well the parents are ugly retards like mikasa and Levi so it's not surprising
>>133659387
>>133659449
>reinerfags calling anyone a pig face
At least Armin is cute and won't die a pathetic virgin
>>133659398
>Mikasafags
>having a life
>>133659518
Thank god for hide post
>>133654813
2/3 after the spoiler is out are the threads with discussion. Avoid the threads made by the mikasafag shitposter.
It's one thing to hate SnK threads and want them to die. It's a whole other depth of genuinely pathetic autism to devote one's entire evening to shitposting them into oblivion. You should probably get an actual life before you resort to killing yourself some day.
>>133659518
This some body shaming shit.
They aren't doing mikasa justice with them titties. Gotta more hairy and saggy.
>>133659573
>At least Armin is cute
Not with that piggy nose.
>>133659518
Made my dick soft.
>>133659573
Armin is fugly.
>>133659573
>at least armin cute
Like I guess if you put a bag over his head?
>>133659398
Do you not remember the weab uploading a pic of his 18,000 picture mikekashit folder?
>>133659616
Shut up, every thread made turns into shit. I don't even like mishitta and this image dumping is rediculous. It doesn't matter who the OP is because the posters are shit anyways. BEsides even when the new chapters are out he makes the threads anyways
>>133659825
It's ironic for pignerfags to say that to anyone
>>133659883
It's even funnier for Arminfags to have a superiority complex when they like an ugly little down syndrome loser.
>>133659573
Armong a pathetic little piggy. Literally contrived intelligence.
>>133659469
He'd get the retard gene from either of his Ackerman parents anyway even without the insest.
>>133659883
Being called a pignerfag is still better taste then the coconut lovers.
>>133659749
>Deleting your posts so you can post more shitty EM pictures
>Being this assblasted
>>133660070
LM is degenerate, it was a bad note to end on. Thanks for saving my art guys, enjoy the filled folders.
>>133660139
I would rather save pictures of Bort sucking Reiner off than save any images of Mankasa
>>133660214
Maybe next thread ;)
>>133660232
Do you promise?
>>133660139
>implying anyone saved any of it
Did the arminfag kill himself?
>>133660139
>>133660232
cheeky savage m8
>>133660376
After you piggy
>>133660428
Gorihime is cuter than Armin.
>>133660472
Sorry piggy, unlike you I get tired of throwing shit to everyone else after a while, but go ahead with your butthurt shitfest if you must
>>133660472
i concur
>>133660472
bait right? Porkner is by far the ugliest shingeki
>>133660538
Arminfags are the most butthurt fags though.
>>133660588
Pignerfags are as delusional as the pig itself, don't bother
>>133660588
Bimbongdingdong pls.
>enter thread
>cntrl+f cute
>20 fucking results
>cntrl+f a shit
>50 FUCKING RESULTS
Do you guys do anything in these threads other than shipperfaggotry? What if someone comes in here with actual discussion? Loling@allofu
>>133660616
Arminfags are deluded by believing Armin is cute or a good character
>>133660676
Refer to >>133660538 or drown in your tears even more
>>133660588
Shut up Ymirfag
>>133660616
Shitminfag go fap to RayRay's hamplanet fantasies.
>>133660646
nice porkpost. stay mad your dead character a shit and always will be
>>133660711
>>133660750
Sure thing, BortyBimbongdong.
>>133660730
Pignerfags sure take the shitposting thing too seriously. Drown your pain in a bucket of ice cream like always and don't project here
>>133660750
Why are you so mean about Ymir?
>>133660608
>>133660646
>>133660720
>>133660762
> Pigner so fucking butt rattled he doesn't even know who to finger point at anymore
>>133660809
Why so butthurt Bimbongfag? Go draw more fat Armin.
>>133660750
>tfw Reiner would be dead now if Isayama didn't expand the character on a whim
>tfw all the pignerfaggotry would be prevented
>>133660891
Reiner will live while Scatmir and Bimbong will die.
>>133660871
Fingerpoint more, your butthurt keeps getting better
>>133660843
How much of a workout do your chubby fingers get when you talk to yourself all day here, Mikasafag?
>>133660918
Unfortunately.
>>133660809
This is how you know it's a Ymirfag
>>133660966
what
>>133660966
>Reinerfags blaming anyone of speaking to himself
>>133660934
You're either a Bortyfag or a Bimbongfag so there's not much of a difference between either of those shit characters.
>>133661035
I'd accuse you of pretending to be retarded but being retarded occurs naturally to you.
>>133661050
Carry on piggy, you're not embarrassing yourself
>>133661050
why do you always post with a stick up your ass porker?
I never understood LM. They had zero chemistry before we knew they were family and didn't have all that much meaningful interaction. Mikasa is too muh Eren to ever have chemistry with someone else anyways.
Plus the dynamic is just boring as fuck. They're too similar.
>>133661107
Stay mad, Bimbong.
>>133661091
im not even a mikasa fan you daft cunt
>>133661131
>is the one throwing a shitfest because someone doesn't like the pig
>fingerpoints everywhere while crying
>calls me mad
Pignerfags are the epitome of autism
>>133658774
No, Erwin thinks he's the greatest. Everyone does. I think the only reason it's so infuriating is that nothing he's done is genius. Isayama just makes it so he's the only one with common sense right at the most ideal times.
>>133661164
>>133661212
>Bimbongfags are this upset
>>133661240
Not him but if you look at this or any thread, only Reinerfags are upset.
That this thread and Mikasafag die already.
>>133661131
>Bimbong
Can you ever come up with anything original you fujoshit? At least the Mikeksafags try to be original, all you do is keep spewing the same shit that comes out of your porker mouth.
>>133661123
This. When even fucking EL has more basis than your ship, you know your ship is utter shit.
>>133661296
>>133661322
Bimbongfags pls. Your Bimbong and her ugly man Stinkmir will die soon enough so you can drop the manga finally.
>>133661322
They like the pig so naturally they come with brain damage
made a new one because of image limit on this one, pigner and other shit posting arguments can stay here please .
>>133661376
>proving my point
>>133661240
I mean if I was shitmirfag, I would be mad too. But then again I have taste.
>>133661409
forgot the post number
>>133661374
>>133661444
>Stinkmirfags
>>133661330
Nothing is worse than EL.