Kids aren't actually this dumb
Don't you people even remember being in first grade?
No, that was a long time ago. I don't think you remember either, human memories are really shitty. Especially memories from childhood, most of what you think you remember from when you were 5-10 years old is probably inaccurate.
I can believe her alarm. I was pretty gullible in my childhood, so far as to believing that a system of underground tunnels existed under my house. Being gullible and hanging with dickbag older kids is a bad mix.
Being the dickbag older kid was the best fun you could have in my neighbourhood.. when you didn't have the even older kids firing explosives at you, having them go off 10 ft above your head in the trees.
Paintball and BB guns can't do shit against that. Shits scary.
I'm +30 and never wanted kids in my whole life, but now there's some empty spots in me. Candy Store can consider her as a lucky woman.
I work with elementary school kids every day and I can tell you, that yes they are that dumb.
Being in this generation, they over analyze EVERYTHING (can't do a simple magic trick without them calling you out and trying to figure out how you did it)
But yes, this trick works on 1st graders - specifically ones that were home schooled or live in small neighborhoods.
I wouldn't trust my kids to a 30+ years old fatty who watch japanese cartoons about cute girls doing cute things.
I confessed to a girl in first grade, she rejected me and she and her friends proceeded to hate me for the next three to four years. My "friends" called me Hitler for some reason and loved grabbing each other's balls, including mine. My teacher screamed every day for four years.
Now I have one small and one big testicle and my left ear doesn't work properly. A beautiful time to remember.
I was reading about black holes and supernovas in first grade what the fuck u doing
Kids actually are really really dumb. If you pour water from a short glass into a tall glass, kids will think there's more water in the tall glass. If you put the same amount of objects in a long line than a short line, kids will think there's more in the long line.