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>get in car >there's a monkey in your backseat what do?

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>get in car
>there's a monkey in your backseat
what do?
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>>124103280
Why am I in the middle east again?
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Start singing Daydream Believer.
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>>124103315
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nU615FaODCg

Done.
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>>124103280
Feed it food_____
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wonder why i am driving a supercar.
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>>124103280
Get that dirty dyke out of my ride
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>>124103280
http://exhentai.org/g/796385/336c025089/
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Pull over, monkey needs to sit in the passenger seat.
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>>124103280
keep it away from the face - primates see staring as a challenge and will tear it off if being challenged.
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Remove banana
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Drive off a cliff and commit suicide.
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>>124103776
I'm sure she won't leave as soon as you stop anon. No need for such drastic measures.
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Ride her home gently
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>>124103280
Feed it my banana
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Extra violent car sex.
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>>124103280
I would drive her home gently
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>>124103280
I don't have a car.
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>>124104212
What a pleb.
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>>124104212
Then you don't deserve monkey.
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>>124103391
Without a doubt.
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>>124104227

>he drives
>he has a car
>probably a job
>maybe even a gf
>comes to 4chan
>on my board

REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>124103391
>monkey strapped backwards into a seat

The things that this does to my penis are painful.
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Back to the zoo
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>>124103381
Is that shit CG? It looks weird as hell.
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Get that damn dirty ape outta my car.
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>>124104280
BIOLOGICAL UPGRADE COMPLETE.
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>>124103280
I have only a motorcycle.
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>>124105042
CG? In a SHAFT show?
Impossible, they would never.
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>>124103280
>what do?
Realize I've broken into the wrong car.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AE63qcHhlEQ
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>>124105336

They normally only use CG for things that are in movement, like the shitty zero gravity books for example.
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>>124103280
Get a better car.
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Crash the car.
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>>124105411
They do it for backgrounds all the time.
You just notice it when it's in movement.
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As old buddhist saying goes, "If you meet a monkey in the back of a beetle, kill the monkey."
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>>124105447

With no survivors?
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>>124103280
Get off the car and take monkey with me.
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>>124103280

I keep a bowl of eggs ready precisely for cases like these.
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>>124103280
I like money, but my car doesn't have a back seat.
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shoot the fucking monkey

especially if it is an Ape, jesus christ those things are dangerous
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>>124105581
Kaiki? Is that you?
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>>124103391
I knew this would get posted
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>>124105598
Apes are but monkeys are small and cute.
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>>124105499
No I would not kill myself just to kill this ugly monkey.
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call animal protection
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>>124103381
That's so cute
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>>124105675
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>>124103280
I'll fetch Kaiki to get his daughteru
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>people hating on monkey
naze?
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>>124105617
Kaiki had an Eunos Roadster (Miata) though. I keep almost buying one of those, but my car is a MR2.
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>>124105675
Lelouch being a huge flaming homosexual as usual I see.

Go back to >>>/lgbt/, queer.
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>>124103391
Stop, my penis can only get so erect.
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>>124105830
being the jew that he is kaiki would never drive such a petrol spender vehicle
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>>124105811
Aussie/asian timezone. Shitposting time.
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>>124106041
Except he definitely would. Notice how much money he casually spends on his fancy hotel rooms and meat.
Why do you think he's so poor considering how much money he makes through his scams?
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I want to be fucked by monkey
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>>124106583
best douijin, but drive comes close
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>>124106656
>not Suruga Play
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>>124107097
hot monkey futa on bee/crab is hotter
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Which member of the Araragi family has the best ahoge?
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>>124107223
RRG.
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>>124107223
mamaragi
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>>124106656
>you don't get to watch, nii-san.
it would be extremely painful
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>>124106583
What is monkey's face trying to convey?
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>>124107893
The pleasure of cumming inside.
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>>124103280
scream, that raging lesbian is fucking scary
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>>124107966
she got over her anger issues by then
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>>124108233
It's not anger anon, it's hate.
Her anger management is pretty on point for the majority of the series.
Just not when the devil's paw is fucking around.
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>>124103391
suruga drive is mad.
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>>124103381
Why did long-haired araragi look so bad in the anime? Is it because they lengthened his bangs?
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I remember that time she had an enormous cock that she jerked off with her monkey hand.
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>>124108489
I think you used the word bad when you were supposed to use the word fly.
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>>124108557
I'm pretty sure that was Valhallagatari.
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Slap my monkey
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>>124108573
she has bigger boobs in hana than in bake
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>>124107722
Only correct answer.
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>>124109276
That would probably be true since she hasn't finished puberty in bake.
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>>124103280
Give her life advice and let her come to her own decision about which path she wishes to take while asserting that she should still feel bad for smashing up my bike.
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>>124109438
You can't say that with a straight face while driving a car like that.
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Now I want a beetle
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>>124109478
While the beetle is indeed shit-tier, I'm pretty sure I could suppress the shame long enough to be a good mentor for at least one scene.
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>>124109478
But Araragi did that.
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>>124109665
Yeagh, but unlike an anon, Araragi's fly as all fuck.
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>>124103391
god damn it anon I just put my vibe away
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>>124106041
Miatas have excellent gas mileage. even the older models get 30 plus mpg
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>>124108489
He doesn't look bad per se but he doesn't look as good as he should. The design is great, but in the anime itself his hair is less textured and looks kind of flat.
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>>124108489
Who is this semen demon?
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>>124112147

Frankly, I don't think that hairstyle fits him at all. I hope he cuts it soon enough.
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>>124112467
if i recall he wanted to grow it to hide his bite mark, so i doubt he will cut it soon
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>>124103391
this doujin is too cute and sexy
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>>124112536
That's because
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>>124112467
It's because his hair looks like a wig. Long-haired Araragi had great potential but Shaft botched it.
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>>124112874
fucking shaft
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>>124112874
It's not often that Akio Watanabe botches a character design. If they went for a more traditional long haired look like >>124108489 it would've actually been better.
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>>124113202
I dont think araragi would have been able to grow that much hair in just a year. Maybe they wanted to keep it somewhat realistic
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>>124106656
doujin name?
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>>124113278
this is from valhallagatari 2 iirc
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>>124112967
Bake Araragi is still the best looking Araragi
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>>124103381
Holy shit he looks homo in that pic
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>>124103280
>offer bananana
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>>124113855
That's one too many nas
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>>124113258
True. I think the wig look comes from making his bangs too long and bunched up, though, which they could design around.
It might also be related to the outfit: the long hair looks pretty good in the shirtless portraits here >>124112147
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The only male character which manages to pull long hair off in this series is Episode. Araragi looks like a full-blown scenefaggot now. I hate it.
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>>124114244
>implying 6-year-old-san looks better than shuraragi
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>>124114358
I'm not even talking about his overall appearance, just his hairstyle.

RRgi's long hair looks like shit and it doesn't fit him.
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>>124114639

What happened to the guy that directed Bake? Is he still working at shaft? Maybe he would have fixed long-haired Araragi
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>>124114790
Character designs are always by Akio Watanabe. I think Oishi was lead director in Bake and that job was given to Itamura for Nise and later.
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>>124107722
Correct
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Cut her hair
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>>124105549
Underrated post.
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>>124103280
Monkey is cute and all, but, who __Kaiki__ here?
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>>124117325
Good taste. Long hair Monkey is a crime against humanity.
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BI SEXUAL SLUT
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anyone know where to find sheet music for this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qH0CXua9lpg&list=PLhFw0ftuwhqvOtktbCnoCtzXtecMeLae5
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>>124117602
>implying ponytail monkey isn't a miracle of the universe.
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So how monogatari series ended? Was it a good ending?
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>>124117830
It'll never end as long as Nisio is alive.
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>>124117660
Shoulder length hair Monkey is the betterest.
Her upset face is a plus.
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>>124117830
>monogartari
>ending

It hasn't even started yet
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>>124117910
>>124117896
But Araragi's story has ended or was I trolled?
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>>124117902
Pouting monkey is pretty great.
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>>124117902
I don't know about that, shoulder=ponytail>short>long>twintails
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http://otakomu.jp/archives/248747.html/d-6

Someone explain this
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>>124118223
probably set in the future when everyone dies of old age but the vampires
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>>124118190
Shoulder>Short>>Ponytail>>>>>Long>Shit>>>>>>>>>>>>>Twintails
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>>124118223
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>>124118305
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>>124118296
How can you put ponytail so low?
It combines the best features of short and long and is sporty as fuck.
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>>124118439
>>124118190
stop arguing which monkey is best you faggots. monkey = monkey = best.
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We take a moonlit walk through the park during a light rain, since I don't have a care. I shyly hold her bandaged hand, since I don't know if it was burned or what, and tentatively ask if it hurts. Fingers would interlock, and shy, awkward handholding stroll would commence. Would die of adoraboverload at some point during this, but hopefully I last long enough to see her smile. Or at least smirk at how bad i'm fucking the pseudo-date up.
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>>124118520
Look at this faggot
It's obviouslly monkey > best >= monkey
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>>124118532
Are you a cute girl or Araragi? I don't think it's going to happen otherwise.
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>>124103280
Win the race.
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wonder why I thought it would be a good idea to drop acid and drive to the store
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>>124117896
its over
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>>124119658
Underrated post.

10/10
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do a 360 and walk away
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>>124121420
>Tsugimonogatari
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