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>you will never brush Karen's teeth Why live?

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>you will never brush Karen's teeth
Why live?
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http://strawpoll.me/3868689
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>>122505303
>not doing it with your real sisters
This isn't the /a/ I knew 9 years ago.
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>mfw I waited like 20 seconds for her to move and nothing happened.

FUCK YOU OP.

This is not how you start a Mono thread.
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>>122506058
for you
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>>122506055
>not doing it with your real sisters
What's wrong with doing it with your fake sister?
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Why do people find brushing a females teeth arousing?
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They're probably crooked anyway
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>>122506150
This creature is pure fapbait. Why else would they put such detail into her clothing, making it cling so tightly to her budding breasts? And her nonchalant face that invites you to come hither? And the insides of her elbows are exposed, stirring your imagination?
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>>122506055
I miss hug your imouto threads.
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>>122506490
>I miss shitty unoriginal threads

For what purpose.
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>>122506490
whatever happened to OHB and twinanon, we will never know
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>>122506272
because my chinese cartoons told me so
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>>122507382
>heels off the ground
>knees caving inward
>feet not at a 30° angle
>feet not shoulder-width apart
Karen, do you even /fit/?
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>>122507334
OHB has a job, wife, and son/nephew now. He has moved on to better things.
Besides, you can't talk about your personal life forever on 4chan, it is dangerous.
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>>122505303
>implying we are alive
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posting best OP ever:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HTGOn7KVJ8
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>>122510035
You posted the wrong one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQ0ymYGQNa8
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>>122508671
karen isn't a man
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>>122508708
>and son/nephew
Wow.
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I couldn't keep my eyes off her tits when she was dressed like that. Shit is ridiculous.
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>>122511127
that was the point in wearing it.
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>>122510137
>>122510035
Karen has the best OP, but Tsukihi has the best Theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DqfItSRn0Q
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>>122508708
Especially in his position: "I'm a professor that was teased for being too close to my sister. Oh and here's a personal story from my co-worker" I'm honestly surprised f/b/i hasn't tried to find him.
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>>122505303
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>>122511612
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>>122505303
You're right OP, why live? Kill yourself!
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>>122511648
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>>122505303

Can't even bring myself to brush my own teeth. Overrated silly scene anyway
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welp
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>>122505303
I still can't believe they stretched a game of tooth brushy over an entire episode.
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>>122514074
They were so close to having sex.
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>>122510035
>>122510137

Wrong, faggots: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvIEztK_gwQ

I think the Karen one has the best visuals though.
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>>122508671
>SHAFT in charge of proper form
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Would you fuck your sister, /a/?
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>>122518442
Of course, who wouldn't?
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>>122518442
I don't find my sister attractive, so no.
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>>122518442
maybe if I had a younger one.
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>>122518442
If she was a cute animu gril
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>>122518442
I have a step sister who I havent seen in 15 years and whos 30+ and married.

Id fuck her just so I could fap to the thought that I fucked my sister
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>>122511689
Did he walked her home after that?
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>>122518442
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>>122518442
If I Had one
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>>122518442
NO
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Based off a real condition.

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15010056
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>>122519739
It's not like you need to fall in love with her in order to fuck her though.

I think incest is fine as long as it's not meant for reproductive purposes.
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>>122518442
I already did though.
I was 8 and she was 6. What started as a game we called "Maid" turned into something more.
I learned it from some boys when I was young. We'd have shota fuck parties.
Fuck my childhood was lewd.
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>>122520030
Actually scratch that. I think I was 10 and she was 8. Around that age.
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>>122520030
>shota fuck parties
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>>122520162
Sorry. It's an exageration. The most I've had was a threesome with two other boys my age. Good times.
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>>122506055
well, it looks like the asshole of the internet has finally learned to wipe.
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>>122520224
>>122520077
>>122520030
Nigger detected.

How's it like living in a slum?
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>>122520420
I'm white.
one of the boys I fucked around with was a nigger though
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>>122518442
I have a very attractive imouto. But no. I would be laughing too hard.
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>>122507939
don't reply to lelouch, he's a faggot and he's not one of us
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>>122520619
I learned long ago that Ledouche loves taking cocks.

>>122520469
He could smell him from here.
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>>122520469
How's it like living in a trailer?
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>>122520692
Wouldn't know. Mommy and Daddy are are upper middle class, and I leach off them.
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>>122520469
The furthest I got with my sister was:
Walk down stair in pajamas. Sit next to sister on couch.
"Haha, I can see your penis"
Realize fly flap is open.
"Yeah, well, I've seen your vagina" as I cover myself up.
"No you haven't"...pause..."do you want to?"
"Um, ok"
Get shown hairless vagina.
"Now we're even."
"Ok."


We used to play in the tub totally naked. So I obviously had seen her vagina. So I was right, I guess she thought it was only fair to be exposed too. She used to get jealous when I started wearing boxers because they were "cool" underwear.


Pretty tame stuff really.
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>>122520751
Sure thing.
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>>122519739
And then he turns around and molests his sisters for 11 episodes straight in Nise
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>>122520899
Hey, my exgf would play pony with her younger brother totally naked. He would ride around ontop of her, and then she would ride around on top of him. They were naked because ponies don't wear clothes.
I guess some people just get perverted early.
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>>122520890
>we use to play in the tub totally naked
That's how it all started for me.
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>>122520914
She obviously reminds him of his orgasmic mother. Dat ass.
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>>122518442
No.
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>>122520993
Yeah, I know. We did a lot of touching back then. Of course we didn't know what any of that meant back then.
I really love my imouto. I think the relationship with Araragi and Karen is a little weird though. I think if my little sisters and I tried to have sex we would just start laughing at each other.
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>>122520962
I use to play "Santa Claus" with my sister and her friend when I was young.
It involved them sitting on my boner through my clothes while I bounce them up and down and listen to what presents they wanted.
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>>122521106
Be glad you didn't fuck your sister.
My sister and I are still on unsteady terms.
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>>122515122
the fucking subtitles tho
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>>122521106
>>122521120
I experimented with my cousin every time I went over to their house. We'd hide in the RV and "play" with each other. Later found out she was NBR.

>tfw I probably have a half blood-related imouto out there somewhere whom I'll never meet.
Why live.
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>>122520962
Holy shit dude.
I remember my childhood by 3 very distinct but similar things-
1.Doctor-Doctor - You know the drill. Strip and the doctor searches. I always used to be the doctor because doctors are supposed to be men (tfw grew up in alpha patriarchal surroundings). The patient used to be the girls. If more than 2-3 girls, the rest of them would be the nurse and 'help out' by stripping themselves.
2. House - Same stuff. Me the man of the house, rest of the girls waifus/daughterus. And sex. Yes we were pretty much open about it. Every round of house culminated with 'sex' with all of the girls regardless of waifus/daughterus/moms/neighbours.
3. Pony- Naked pony rides as you described. I would get exhausted pretty quickly after a few rounds of piggybacks, but them I would just lay down and they would ride me for a few minutes one by one.

Thats when I was around 7-10 years old. Totally sexually oblivious and living in a neighborhood filled with girls my age.
>tfw alpha as a kid
>tfw took my alphaness as granted and never strengthened it, hence a beta now.
>tfw I wish I did all that crap at this age, but no one agrees to it now.
>tfw /a/ aint my personal blog but this post brought back bitter sweet memories.
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>>122515122
Wrong,you faggot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYP8g0DbqEU
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>>122521375
I played doctor with one of the shota kid's sisters.
It ended with her sucking my balls.

I know what you mean about being sexually oblivious. All that shit I did back when I was a kid was just because it was fun and felt good. I didn't think of it as sex. Becides, when my mom tought me about the birds and the bees, she said the penis goes in the vagina.
I didn't put it in my sisters vagina lets just say that.
Fuck yea loopholes.
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>shit thread turns into blogshit for degenerates

Not sure what to feel about this.

Someone please make a better OP next time.
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>>122521583
>degenerates
Oops. Found /pol/
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>>122521583
>Not sure what to feel about this.
Feel good that you atleast have a 2d waifu that you can cuddle and cry to sleep with because you never had a childhood worth mentioning.
Neither a life after that worth caring about.
Butthurt shitpost incoming?
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>>122521583
>not wanting to fuck your sister
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>>122521583
>finds incest degenerate
>joins a thread with heavy incesutal implications
for what purpose?
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>>122521783
Failed attempt to feel superior I guess?
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>>122521829
im willing to bet hes inbred and accidently opened the wrong thread
them incest spawns tend to be very sensitive on the subject
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>>122521783

Degenerate scum please go. There is a difference between real and fictitious incest if you are not aware of that. Plus, kids having sex with each other is extremely gross, no one wants to hear about that.
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>>122521910
>kids having sex with each other is extremely gross, no one wants to hear about that.
>no one wants to hear about that
Do you have any idea where you are right now?!
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>>122521910
No one had sex.
Its the thought that matters.
Stop trying to feel you are any better than others.
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>>122521985
/a/ doesn't like real kiddy sex. You're confusing this board with /tv/.

Fuck off already.
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>>122522112
The hivemind's queen has spoken.
Lets leave.
kek
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>>122522105
>no one had sex
Speak for yourself.
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I don't have a little sister, but i do have a niece that's only 1 year younger than me and lived with me until i was 17.

When i was 13 and she 12 one night i spent like 30 minutes just licking her feet.

When i was 11 i did some mutual masturbation with my 12 yr old cousin, we are both male, we talked about doing oral and anal but i lost the coin toss and didn't want to go first.
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>>122522300
>didn't want to go first
Nigger, if you go first it's no problem. After you cum, however, you lose your horniness and no longer want to do perverted stuff.
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>>122522504
I think he means being the catcher.
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>>122519425
Very gently of course.
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>>122522504
>After you cum, however, you lose your horniness and no longer want to do perverted stuff.
What? That's not what my chinese cartoon porno comics suggest!
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>>122505303
She's a big girl, she can brush her own damn teeth.
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>>122522727
>she's a big girl
For you.
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