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It's not too late to change your hikikomori ways, /a/!`

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It's not too late to change your hikikomori ways, /a/!`
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Don't open.
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why do hikis have such huge bottles
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>>122429330
to hold all the piss.
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>>122429153
I'm was a social and upstanding citizen, but out of pure curiosity I'm going to become a NEET and work on some things of my own. In the dark.
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>>122429434
Why do hikis pee in bottles instead of the bathroom that isn't far away
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>>122429634
Because sometimes leaving the bed just isn't in you.
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>>122430016
That doesn't make sense
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3 years ago i spent my summer at my room literally my first time coming out was like reborn experience
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>>122430102
Maybe your afraid there will be people hiding out in the bathroom?
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>>122430102
Some people just don't understand
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not really i have my own bathroom in fact the reborn experience was mostly about facing the sunlight and i became too damn white that people were stunned
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Why would you pee in a bottle won't your Mom see it

Then you have to explain a piss bottle

Try that
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>tfw the blanket you threw up on the window lets a bit of light through
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>tfw you live in a single dorm and fratfaggots play their shitty music loud as fuck at 3 in the morning when you're trying to watch Aria and get comfy
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>>122430501
>tfw bought blackout blinds with side tracks and a bottom rail so no light gets through

Worth every penny.
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>>122430700
Blast some J-Pop back at them
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>>122430501
>Living the dream
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>>122430700
>Be NEET
>Not live with parents
pleb
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Okay be honest, who right now keeps pee bottles
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>>122430890
I do
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>>122430890
I think it's icky, so not me.
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>>122430890
I haven't pissed in a bottle in 4-6 months.
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.tfw the neet life isnt fun anymore but its too late to leave
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>>122430968
It's never too late take any attitude. You can do it if you want to.
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during my Neet summer i raised my music power level to a rate that till now none of my pals can fascinate people the way i do with my hidden gems
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>>122431059
>It's never too late
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>>122430367
My mom actually used to ask me why I had so many bottles of lemonade, she genuinely didn't know it was piss
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I wonder if there is. It's only a matter of time until I get thrown out of uni or my money runs out. Either way, it'll be harsh - I'll probably have to work at a shitty office job again, if I can get one that is. And the last time I worked at a place like that, I almost killed myself from all the social interaction induced depression. But it's okay that way, those past few years were the most fun I've ever had, time for darkness again. ;_;

>>122430890
I don't ever keep them, they always get emptied the night after.
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>>122430890
I've been getting better, I emptied about 90 last week. I'm emptying them and putting them in trash bags omce they're full now
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>>122431136
Nobody cares.

Down the road, not across the street.
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>>122430187
When the wind hits your nostrils after 2 months of staying inside. It's an abstract kind of feel.
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>>122431133
Just pretend that it's some avant-garde new drink. "Yeah mom, it's supposed to taste like that!"
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>>122429634
When you're an alcoholic and you have to piss fucking 15 times a night then it only makes sense.
>>122430367
She already knows. I don't care.
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>>122429153
It's too late, nobody would employ a wizard who hasn't worked a day in his life.
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My mom is starting to smell like her mom, is this some sign that I should move out and die on the streets?
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>>122429634
Toilet walls are thinner than regular walls and neighbours might hear you, especially when it's night and wageslaves need their sleep. Pee-bottles and shit-buckets are necessity, you can empty them in the morning.
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>>122431369
Yes, someone would. You should have learned at least something in your life that you can use to get a job.
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>>122430890
I've been a NEET for 5 years not once have I used a pee bottle.
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>>122431494
This.

I cant believe anyone really does that, Dont you people have toilets?
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>>122431488
I don't think masturbating to anime girls and shitposting on 4chan are transferable skills.
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>Unironically being a hikki
>Unironically being a NEET
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>>122429634
>>122430016
>>122431441

Because they live locked inside their rooms you dumbasses
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>>122431586
>shitposting on 4chan
You could apply for online marketing positions.
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how do you get a job with zero support structures
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>>122431600
>Not being a hikki NEET
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>>122431600
>1658+375
>Having a job
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>>122431488
I'm sorry, I don't have any special skill. I'd an hero, but 2015 looks like a glorious year for Chinese cartoons.
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>>122429153
But OP, I'm not a hikki - I'm actually a well-adjusted part of society that comes here because I also like chinese cartoons.
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>>122430968
>.tfw /a/ isnt fun anymore but its too late to leave
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>>122431600
>doing things ironically
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>>122431716
Learn how to suck dicks.
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>>122432245
Not a marketable skill. Too many people do it for free.
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>>122432245
People do that shit for free nigga
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>>122431600
>ironically being a hikki
>ironically being a NEET
That's some next level irony.
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>>122432311
>>122432392
>he does it for free
Just go up to a boss and suck his dick for a job.
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>>122432658
>the boss is a woman
>get arrested for sexual harassment
>prison bux and free anime
That sounds like a plan! Thank you sensei.
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