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>dude starts teaching >plaster outside walls /anti crap

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>dude starts teaching
>plaster outside walls /anti crap
>Profit?
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Why don't they just poison him?
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>>119730016
Was gonna say that. Take the stuff they make the BBs with, make into a gas state and fill the room. Fucker walks in, breaths it in, his organs all explode and is dead.
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>>119730016
>>119730100

It's been done, also he has hax smell, so he won't just walk in
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>>119730801
>squid
>no nose
>smell
All my "how?"
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>>119730966
Yes because the mach 20 thing totally makes sense, as well as flying. But of course, how he can smell without a nose is a bigger mystery
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>>119730801
>he has hax everything
ftfy
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>>119730966
he has noses right above his eyes. they're just really small. also he's not a squid.

also, if you're really taking the premise of this super seriously I don't really know what to tell you.
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>>119731085
If you don;t take it serious how are we gonna figure out how to kill him?
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>>119731126
the trap tat is the mc will kill him
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>>119731126
What if we just destroy the earth before he does?
Show him whos boss.
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>>119731229
He'd probably stop it. With his make a good kill thing, also he would want to do it.
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Give sensei an apple filled with the dust of the bullets.
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Would his body be like a slime girl's?
This is important
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>>119731211
>he looks like a trap
>his smile is a trap

things just suddenly clicked.
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>>119731328
He's not made of slime, he's solid, so no.
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>>119731342
Except he doesn't. Only fag are projecting the trap onto him.
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>prostitute MC
>get him to have sex with teacher
>teacher dies of AIDS
Problem solved.
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>>119731406
they literally talk about how people think he is a girl in the manga
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>>119731497
They make a few joke where some had doubts.
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>>119730801
There is such a thing as odorless poison
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>>119731523
His mother is compulsive and makes him dress like a girl as well as guilting him over not being a girl.
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>>119731523
>not wanting to obliterate that boy pussy

you gay son?
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>>119730100
His skin would begin to slightly melt when he'll enter the room, simply by clapping his tentacles he can blow the gas away
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>>119731621
If I hadn't read the manga, I'd have thought this is a doujinshi and the sensei is ejacuating there
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>>119731594
Good luck finding a poison that actually hurts him
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>>119731597
Part of the jokes. When in girls clothes you can call him a trap, but not when in his normal boys clothes.
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>>119731406
For the first 15 minutes of the episode I thought he was a girl. It's a pretty easy mistake to think he's a trap or whatever
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>>119731597
>yfw mother didn't raise you into a cute trap.

Why even live? ;_;
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>>119731693
The moment he breath that shit in it would destroy his lungs and other organs. He reacts violently to that stuff seeing as a BB can blast off an entire tentacle.
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Traps everywhere!
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>>119731621
>>119731710
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>>119731861
Because it's a bullet fired with an high velocity.

In the manga they try stuffs like grinding the bullets into a powder and mixing it with a tattoo ink, it melts his face off but too slow to actually hurt him.
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> Kuro sensei is an alien from planet X
> inhabitants of planet X plan to attack earth for reasons
> Kuro sensei doesn't agree with them and came to earth to train a counter force against sensei class enemies
> to be taken seriously he destroyed the moon
> he is actually 10x stronger than the average X alien so the students will be able to keep up with them once they come
> Kuro sensei will try to sacrifice himself fighting the alien leader
> his students will save him

> it ends with him staying with all the children by simultaneously teaching on different colleges, becoming a baseball coach, etc.

My dad works at assassination classroom and he told me it would go like that.
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>>119732206
He's born on earth you absolute faggot
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>>119732206
But Kuro-sensei is man-made, like Itona.
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>>119732101
It was a BB though, so weak he even said it wouldn't hurt the students. Yet he had a violent reaction and his tentacle blew off.
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>Implying sensei will die.
>Implying that after they kill him he won't somehow not be dead.
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>>119731468
AIDS kills too slow.
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>>119732206
There are no aliens
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Easiest way to do it is just have one of the girls claim he molested one of them. He'll freak out and then you just have Nagisa walk up to him calmly, pretend to be his friend and that he believes he didn't so it then one-hit kill him.

His biggest weakness is his piss-poor personality when it comes to things like Road Rage and other everyday occurrences.
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>>119732991
He's planning on blowing the fuck out of the planet they live on. I'm pretty sure being accused of rape is very low on the list of things that would bother him.
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>>119732991
>you just have Nagisa walk up to him calmly
That already failed. Also he's so fast the moment he tried to attack he'd would dodge.
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What if Kuro-sensei just turns into a talking octopus when they kill him?
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>>119728949
What if they try killing him with lasers or electricity?
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>>119733060
Road rage bothers him. People calling him a pervert bothers him.
I think being accused of rape is a step up from giving him shit about the magazines he reads.

>>119733070
At this point he's already freaking the fuck out. I don't think he'd really be in the right state of mind not to take the one out-stretched hand being offered to him.

Basically my plan can be summed up as. "Mentally shake him then kill him".
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>>119733293
He wouldn't care. He knows it would be a lie and it's not like they can arrest him over the lie any way.
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the best way of killing him is to ignore him, he will kill himself in at least 2 years time

where do i collect the money?
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>>119733466
>2 years
>Earth blows up in less than one
You're no help.
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This show seems like its going to suffer from a horrible case of oversized cast syndrome
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>>119731764
read the chapter, it's pretty fucking depressing.
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>>119731315
They tried something similar but with pudding.
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>>119733597
the only ones i remember are the trap the edgy kid that talks shit, bitch, the other teacher and korosensei
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Weaknesses

When he tries to act cool, his weaknesses show
He is surprisingly quick to panic
He is petty
His punches are weak
Boobs
He is humble and subservient to his superiors
He has no patience for wire puzzles
He gets motion sickness
He can't sleep on a pillow other than his own
He worries about appearances
He can't handle hot food
Getting wet
Juicy gossip
Hackneyed plot developments make him cry
He gets taken in by rumors
Time right after molting
Time right after regeneration
His body goes rigid when bathed in a special beam of light
When he returns to normal after a serious situation, he gets embarrassed
He can only draw simple pictures
Heat fatigue
He's strict about poolside manner
He can't swim
He likes to gossip
He is weak against the occult
If he can't gather people he feels worthless
Tone-deafness
He sucks at hiding
Gets carried away by official positions
Heart
Not related but acts like a doting parent
Gets insurance to avoid getting hurt

Why not taunt him with the fact he can't swim?
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>How to kill the Yellow man.
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What is this show supposed to be about anyway?

Why do the kids hate the guy, he looks weird but he doesn't sound like an outright dick or anything.
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>>119734744
They don't really hate him, but killing him is necessary, considering the whole fate of the planet.
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>>119734744
He's going to blow up the Earth if they can't kill him by the end of the school year.
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>>119734744
They don't hate him. There is a 10 billion yen bounty on his head and he said he will destroy the planet.
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>>119732206
>> to be taken seriously he destroyed the moon

fuck my sides
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>>119734744
>plans to kill your entire species as well as everything else on your planet
>not enough of a reason to hate him

Christ are you a swede or something?
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>>119734854
>>119734847
>>119734836
But wait, if he destroyed the moon wouldn't the planet or at least life already be fucked considering how dependent a lot of Earth's functions are on the moon?
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>>119735062
Yeah they didn't say anything about shit being affected in the manga. Not the tide, nothin.
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>>119735062
it's a show about a yellow tentacle monster that can fly at mach 20 speed and that is teaching a highschool class in Japan. Don't overthink it
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>Kishi and Uezu
New Yuuki Yuuna!
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What are the chances that they will get him trough a cunning plan instead of bullshit like the power of friendship?
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>>119735774
With the way Nagisa is growing, I would say pretty high honestly.
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>>119735774
>an entire chapter dedicated to Koro-sensei's death with using every student using their skill
Would that still count as power of friendship, though?
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When is the manga going to get back to some of his origin? I vaguely remember it briefly touching on that and it involved some woman he liked.
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>>119732359
Thats because he let it happen, thats how broken he is. ofc I do hope you're not seriously trying to find logic in a show about the giant octoman that blew up the moon and wants to get killed by middleschoolers?
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>>119736004
Only if sensei doesn't willingly handicaps himself.
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>>119736004
>all the students contribute
>sensei on the ropes
>last ditch NEVER BEFORE SEEN escape skill
>slams into a giant pudding
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>>119736148
I have a feeling that the dead woman might have been the former teacher for class E.
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>>119736419
Literally happens during the class trip
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>>119736419
>NEVER BEFORE SEEN escape skill
I wouldn't be surprised, he didn't know he could produce energy blasts until the Island arc.
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>>119736419
This has already been done.
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Will you guys all cry bitch tears when Kuro-sensei dies? And then gets reincarnated as Tonnura-san.
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>>119736864
I now want to see that smug bastard sprout tentacles.
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>>119736864
In 10 years when the manga finishes.
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>>119735865
So were gonna get a one man army ending? That's just as bad. When will japan get into real teamwork instead of (solo) powerlevel bs.
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>>119737638
>So were gonna get a one man army ending?
I don't think we will. One of the main themes of Assassination Classroom is teamwork.
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>>119736560
i haven't gotten that far but I feel it's obvious he could shoot something cause he destroyed the moon
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>>119737638
I just see Nagisa as dealing the finish blow, I'm sure that the class will help.
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I know there is the whole 'no killing in my classroom' thing, but I really want Shiro to die a painful death.
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>>119736560
So how did he destroy the moon then? Threw a giant rock (or himself) at it?
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>>119738194
>no killing in my classroom
It's "No killing during lessons"
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>>119738194
He might be the most uninteresting character in the manga though.
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>>119738278
Does this mean a convenient loophole by which villians can die?
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>>119738306
Yes, be he is antagonizing as hell.
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>>119738327
Probably.
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