Almost 20 years later and she's still the best girl
Wrong. Best Eva girls are:
Shinji > Misato > Rei > Asuka
Why hasn't there been a better girl since then? Just why?
I love how all of Asuka's doujins are poorly drawn and just suck in general. Kinda like her character.
These anons get it. Rei a best.
Only person in the thread with any sense.
I think I just barfed a little. If you're gonna post lewd Shinji post the right kind of lewd Shinji.
How about kon-kit? I love /ss/ and regular shota shinji equally ;_;
Shinji is the one who should be getting rammed in all instances. This is why Kawoshin doujinshi are superior to Eva's het ones.
You know what I agree
Get out. It's gay time boyz
What the fuck nigga are you serious.
Of course Oscar best gril. There is no doubt about it 1A Tippy Top waifu material.
But PenPen is easily the best character and waifu in the entire series.
You can (not) suck PenPen's dick
Koworu deserve some care from Shinji too
I was really only pointing out to the anon that Kawoshin doujinshi tend to be the best type of Eva doujinshi. Hopefully he took my advice, got some taste, and is now happily fapping to Cassino. Don't hate on me for doing god's work, man.
PenPen is a fucking slut. Get a pure waifu like Ramiel.
I am. You've converted me. Please god let me fuck Shinji's ass ;_;
Kaworu was fucked by SEELE's old men for decades in different time loops. Who would fuck him if not Shinji?
So you're saying Shinji has both /ss/ and a German girl at home?
>wanting pseudo incest with a girl that is a clone of your mother
> The Red Cross Book stated that Rei was created from the "salvaged remains" of Yui Ikari after Yui's absorption into Unit-01 in 2004.
>not wanting a busty bluenette imouto who will fight for humanity at your side
>not also wanting a loving, curvy purple haired cake who's a crack shot with a pistol and your fiesty redheaded rival
We may disagree over which girl is the best, but can we at least agree Rei, Asuka, and Misato are all very good?
What does Shinji's boypussy feel like? How tight is it?
Fuck, that comic gave me a boner. Kaworu getting gangraped is probably the hottest thing ever.
>implying Rei fans are literally fantasizing about her from Sinji's perspective
>implying anyone can empathize with Shinji
Rei is cool, calm, collected.
She is subtle and delicate.
Asuka is a typical teenage girl; loud, narcissistic, pushy, bitchy, overly competitive with females, unempathetic toward others (especially males her age).
See where we're going here?
Asuka best girl.
Rei best sister.
Misato best drunk slut at the bar.
Misato is the only person in the entire goddamn series who gave a shit about Shinji as more than just a pilot or a slayer of Angels. Even Kaworu's "ey bby u wan sum fuk" routine was an act to make Shinji less likely to kill him.
Why dose Maya-chan never get any love it these threads?
That slut did care about him more than the rest, that is for sure.
... why couldn't I have gone through high school living with a drunken slutty Major that wanted to fuck my brains out?
Since when has that ever stopped /a/
Penpen is terrible because he gets off to naked 15 year old space gods. Ramiel doesn't do that nasty shit.
If Maya is so great then how come she likes worst girl?
>new eva calendar comes out
>most of the rebuild cast is featured, fully clothed, very tasteful
>misato is in full-on pin-up cheesecake mode
>the slutty christmas cake is a pinup for December
I'm confused as to why Gendo and Kaworu share a spread together
Kaworu seduced Gendo while he was at Nerv. A man gets lonely spending all that time with nobody but your old grumpy sempai and an emotionless clone of your dead waifu for company.