>My parents are away on Business and won't be coming home tonight..
>KUROE!! SUPER ATTACK!!
>"Di-Did I get him...?"
>Smoke starts fading away
>"Haaaaaah? Oi oi, is that all you got?"
>bad guy does move
>"That was too easy."
>bad guy turns around and starts walking away
>close-up of bad guy's eyes, iris becomes tiny
>turns around, NANI?!
>MC jumps out of smoke with guitar solo soundtrack playing
>Bad guy: Bakana.../How did he...?!
>MC punches/kicks/hurts bad guy
>MC lands, when he stands up he wipes off the blood leaking from the side of his mouth
>Your attack was fast, but I (proceeds to explain)
>Zoom to bad guy's mouth, smiles
>HAHAHA OMOSHIROI ANATA NO CHIKARA WA HONTO NI SUGOI!!
I'm fat virgin with huge social anxiety, so i should be target audience for that by that logic, but i really, really hate that and i don't understand who the fuck want to see fat guy getting girls. MCs like Araragi or Kanye are much more enjoyable to watch.
>episode start shows buses
>another fucking hot spring episode
I actually thought mahouka was going to avert this because they ended up going to a large hotel and shit
>oh the hotel has a hotspring in it
>Mc's sister-chan your boobs are so big I'm now going to play with them
>who the fuck want to see fat guy getting girls
its a degradation thing. Even though he's a pig with a smegma covered dick, she'll suck him off because hentai
I don't really enjoy these, but I can see the appeal
>MC is really important to the plot
>something traumatic happens
>people just tell him to deal with it instead of helping him to cope
Entire arcs could be removed from anime if they just went to a physiologist.
>>Your attack was fast, but I (proceeds to explain)
Every fucking time
Not unless that traumatic thing damaged their muscles in some way.
Alternatively you mean psychologists, which is also inaccurate because psychologists in japan still just try to beat the demons out of you.
>Almost every other important character is female
Not picked up.
>Stupid yet funny sidekick
>Not a single girl looks his way as they swarm the bland no personality MC
the explaining thing is so stupid. why would I explain my moves to my enemy if he can use that knowledge later?
>small flatchested girl with short white hair that has trouble expressing emotions or is outright tsundere
why can't they just drink tea or water or soda?
I fucking hate fucking neo-japan, they just add alcohol more and more into anime.
>I don't see the issue here.
I guess you don't like a pure maiden then
It's pretty embarrassing if you've ever actually drank with an asian, they get drunk as fuck after 2 shots. I spent 5 months in japan and I never found a single good drinking buddy.
Yakuza thugsare the only people I ever met that could hold their alcohol to any capacity but they still get trashed before I can even get really drunk, and they're not the kind of people you want to drink with on a regular basis.
>Anime has a main cast of female characters but anyone of them is in a relationship with a male
>I don't like casual, easy-going people
Truly, your life must be suffering.
>go work in japan
>they always must go to a pub/bar/etc after work
>they have 2 beers/pints @ 4.5% ABV
>all shit faced
>finally getting a buzz after the 4th 16oz
>they must do karaoke
>they must have fun and watch baseball
Like seriously japan tries to hard to be america
My life in a nutshell.
I can't believe how cheep a drunk an entire society can be.
If you ever want a good drink find a shady bar in a yakuza run part of town and challenge someone to a drinking contest.
>Male character slips up due to a variable he cannot control and somehow gets into an awkward lewd situation with a female character
>Female character beats him up and holds it against him
Drinking alcohol != being a drunk. Casual drinking is common in most parts of the civilized world, and it's a great way to make/progress connections. If you've never had to go drinking with your boss, you're never getting promoted.
That said, I totally agree about bars and hard drinking (like, say, bosses). Those people are filthy degenerates.
>MC jumps out of smoke with guitar solo soundtrack playing
this whole post
>MC set up liking a girl
>girl likes MC even confesses at one point involuntarily
>MC has done the impossible and can stand up to anything
>can't ask a girl on a date when setup
>last episode isn't at least a slice of life with good end
FUCK YOU ABP
You made it very clear you have issues with people who drink alcohol
Probably one of your parents or someone you loved
It's alright bro, you can stay sober and waste away while every other normal person lives on uncaring of your disposition
But anon being a filthy degenerate is tons of fun. Maybe if you did some drugs your body would relax and they can finally remove that stick from your ass.
If people were to have sex as much as they claim to then anime would have more people getting busy with it.
Parents raised me right and they never drank, it's okay though if you're an alcoholic
>If people were to have sex as much as they claim to then anime would have more people getting busy with it.
>I base everything I know about japan and human society on anime
Spoiler alert: anime is made by virgins.
>Named character gets killed off in the early episodes to invoke shock value
>there wasn't enough time to make the viewer actually care about the character, making it pointless
>This continues throughout the rest of the show
>"Parents raised me right"
but you are here anon
So you are saying it's all your own fault and that you are the dumbest shit?
Well I can dig that, at least you are honest.
His parents taught him not to lie
>something that isn't a cliche piece of shit gets adapted
>anime is completely fucked by production and directing issues
>people on /a/ call it shit because they don't understand it
>Best character dies and tears are shed like there is no tomorrow
>He is brought back for no reason at all
>He isn't even that relevant anymore
Please let dead characters rip in pieces you shitty writers.
It's good, have you watched space brothers? It has the same pacing issues as SB, otherwise it is cliche but enjoyable and worth the watch.
fuck the movies though, those tainted the series
I feel you on that. I also feel like this is more pointed in the general direction of most Shonen manga. It happens...all...the...time.
>power of love solves everything
>MC keeps looking while stunned while muttering something like boobs instead of just closing the door and apologising
>you've ruined my chance at marriage.
>girl gets a compliment from MC
just take the compliment you dipshit bitches holy fucking christ
You don't seem to understand what is an ordinary High School student
>Jitsu wa, atashi wa mc-kun ga suki--
>I'm sorry, what was that?
>obligatory loli character who adds nothing other than to be lol so cute xD
>obligatory loli character who is a complete emotionless badass
This shit right here was perfect. 10/10 made me cry.
>MC/Villain inflicts a nasty wound on their opponent
>is he down?
>shit, he can still fight
>wait until he gets back up and shrugs off/regenerates the damage before resuming the fight
>5 components must come together to create the only weapon capable of defeating the bad guys
>"Let's standby and observe their combination sequence before we attack!"
>Haruyukikun-kohai, my real name is....
She has a long name.
>girl walks in on guy changing
>guy gets beat up anyway
>You never actually hit me, what you hit was an afterimage because ur2slow/ your bloodlust is too strong / magic
>MCs are travelling around in the search for something, only one of them really wanting to get there, others are bound to him through some condition
>Everyone is fucking obsessed with food
>Everyone is fucking obsessed with breast sizes
>a whole episode dedicated to a dead character, filled with depression, heavily contrasting with the tone of the anime
>The MC is black and white like a chalkboard and the villain is argumenting his cause understandably, only to receive "you are evil and your shit is retarded" as an answer
>Description has a bunch of nonsensical words in parenthesis used to name organizations, abilities, weapons, or a group of people
>Boss doesn't seem like a bad guy
>Asks people to go for drinks with him, everyone declines for some reason
>Take him up on his offer
>It was a trick and I get fired because somewhere in orientation it said not to go for drinks with other employees.
>girl with smaller tits
>jealous of girls with big tits
>Villain is beating the shit out of MC
>Punches are too fast to be seen by the human eye
>"KORE DE OWARI!" as the villain lands a straight punch forcing the MC to double over and fly back a few meters
>Villain Smiles "You're a hundred years too early to challenge me!"
>Turns around and walks away
>MC gets up shakily and screams "M-Matte!"
>Villain's eyes go wide as he snaps back to the MC
>"N-Nani?! That punch was supposed to kill you!"
>MC wipes blood from the corner of his mouth with his thumb and smiles.
>Villain beats the shit out of mc again but this time MC fights back faster.
>Beaten once more by a now worried and shaking villain who curses him.
>MC gets back up with grit teeth and shaking hands balled into fists
>"NAZENARA? Why do you keep getting back up?!" Villain scowls and takes a step back
>MC smiles smugly as he lifts his hand to the sky.
>"TOMODACHI WO MAMORITAI!"
>Villain is visibly shaken, MC suddenly launches forward with untapped strength.
>MC lands a single punch as time slows down and we watch the villain's face deform.
>"This is for everyone who BELIEVED IN ME!!!" mc screams as the punch sinks into the villain's face
>"kore wa... nakama no hontou no chikara? S-Sugoii." Villain thinks to himself as he flies back, completely destroyed.
>"MC-Kun!" screams main love interest who conveniently enters just as the fight ends.
>"Waifu?" MC tries to say but instead falls forward with eyes closing and smile fading on his weary face.
>Love interest captures him just in time and holds his sleeping body.
>"AISHITERU MC-KUN!" she chokes out through tears as the rest of his nakama catches up to carry him away.
>*scene fades to black*
>enemy 'cuhrazee' soldier that enjoys the killing and treats it like a game, laughing all the time
Bonus points if he's a teenager or child
>instead of explaining the situation, just says it's a misunderstanding and gets beat up
>actually tries to explain the situation
>gets called a liar, still beat up
And that's why I love this show.
Don't you like embarrassed girls?
are you gay?
>girl takes a sip from a can of beer
Thatu hitu the spoto!
>focus on side girls trying to get with MC when its obvious he will only get with main girl
There are plenty of nice people in the world.
You expect me to believe that she's going to fall for him?
These people aren't even the nicest of the bunch. It's not like they regularly volunteer at an orphanage. It's something stupid like him helping save her dog or something.
I still don't know how I feel about tsundere.
I usually don't like the characters too much at the beginning, but I warm up to them over time.
Alternatively, if they are bro-tier then that's just about always best girl material.
>Ordinary high school guy is actually cognizant of how shit in the show of his genre plays out
>abuses this knowledge for shits and giggles
>dodges the slap
>kicks the bad guy in the nuts while he's powering up
>calls the tsundere out on how her tsun isn't very conducive to him liking her
>drags the two bros guys like him always have along for the ride every time
>all girl school
>male MC somehow gets in because REASONS
>harem hijinks ensue
>jump into a thread for an anime I've never really looked into
>pictures of cute-ass girls abound
>rockin' tits and 10/10 costume design
>decide to look for more info online
>"Genero McBoringMale is an average high school guy...
>they just add alcohol more and more into anime.
Japan has been culturally alcoholic since before animation existed - hell, since before they had letters to put next to the pictures they painted. Bitching about them representing their own culture in this way is no different than bitching about British people being seen drinking tea.
Also, your Lord and Savior Jesus Christ turned water into wine. He bloody well wouldn't have if it was wrong to drink alcohol.
>Flashback to something that happened literally five minutes ago
Nigga please, when was the last time that happened? Nozaki kun?
>People who brings guns to a katana fight.
My favorite was in a mech anime, there was an enemy that got smart enough to shoot the good guys while their robot fused right at their face.
The good guys had to bring their other mech, fully fused before getting to the battle site.
Forgot the name of the anime though...
>MC is the only normal looking male
>every other male are
>while every female looks normal
>MC has gynophobia
>resident lesbian is a boy-hating girl-molesting bitch
This needs to die
>MC is a pervert
>but not really
>always pussies out when REAL shit goes down
>has a heart of gold for some reason
Can't a pervert just be a pervert? What is even the point of this?
>MC or another character is a manga artist and/or otaku (and they actually just come out and say otaku without even sugar coating it)
Instant fucking shit. Worst characters ever.
You know, 90% of these tropes could be circumvented by not watching horrible battle-shounen that's meant for teenage boys.
>Girl disguised as boy
>Guy walks in expecting to wash together because Japan is weird whatever
When Kannagi had them resolve this like rational humans I flipped the fuck out.
>If you don't like it don't watch it
So spastic literal otakus can keep supporting the anime industry, convincing them that these bs cliches are what people want to see, with their opinions undisputed? Don't fuckin think so
I would get that anon high just to see how he would act.