>I'm just an ordinary High School student

>>119315728
>fat nerdy guy gets the girls because he's nice

>>119315755
Something wrong with that?

MYSTERIOUS TRANSFER STUDENT

>Jesus Christ is my waifu

>>119315806
>fat nerdy
>getting girl

>>119315806
>Is there something wrong with not liking anime crammed with wish fulfillment and male empowerment fantasy that caters to nearly the entirety of the anime fan base?

>these shitty threads

>>119315728
>a girl cooks for the guy she's in love with but it doesn't even remotely resemble something edible

>"What was that power you just used??"
>"Allow me to explain..."

>>119316368
>"Why would you explain how you power works to your opponent?"
>"Because it won't matter after I defeat you."

>the story revolves around highschool boy

>>119315755
>The last of his race has to seek revenge

>>119316368
>I don't really understand those complicated things you are talking about but it doesn't matter because X!

>if the main character is a guy he has brown, black hair

>blonde/white haired dudes are always evil in some manner

>main girls are colour coded by hair

>The story has tropes
>The story shares elements with other anime
>The story is anything other than highly original

>harem

>>119316564
>Don't you understand it's impossible to defeat me? Just give up.

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>My parents are away on Business and won't be coming home tonight..

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>the power of friendship/love

>story elements I dislike

>I sit in the back of the classroom next to the window

>he's fast

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>>119315755
I'm still mad.

>>119316814
I really liked that twist because I didn't remotely see it coming.

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>KUROE!! SUPER ATTACK!!
>HUGE BLAST
>SMOKE EVERYWHERE
>"Di-Did I get him...?"
>Smoke starts fading away
>NANI
>"Haaaaaah? Oi oi, is that all you got?"
>bad guy does move
>MC: "Shimatta-"
>BOOM
>"That was too easy."
>bad guy turns around and starts walking away
>hears footsteps
>close-up of bad guy's eyes, iris becomes tiny
>turns around, NANI?!
>MC jumps out of smoke with guitar solo soundtrack playing
>time stops
>Bad guy: Bakana.../How did he...?!
>MC punches/kicks/hurts bad guy
>MC lands, when he stands up he wipes off the blood leaking from the side of his mouth
>Your attack was fast, but I (proceeds to explain)
>Zoom to bad guy's mouth, smiles
>"omoshiroi..."
>HAHAHA OMOSHIROI ANATA NO CHIKARA WA HONTO NI SUGOI!!

>>119316050
I'm fat virgin with huge social anxiety, so i should be target audience for that by that logic, but i really, really hate that and i don't understand who the fuck want to see fat guy getting girls. MCs like Araragi or Kanye are much more enjoyable to watch.

>>119316784
>first scene in class has character staring out said window and getting caught by the teacher for not paying attention

>>119316904
Exactly this. Power fantasies are the best.

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>episode start shows buses
>another fucking hot spring episode
I actually thought mahouka was going to avert this because they ended up going to a large hotel and shit
But nope
>oh the hotel has a hotspring in it
>Mc's sister-chan your boobs are so big I'm now going to play with them
>kyaa
>mfw

>MC learning something
>win some battles with it
>His enemy\rival somehow learn it immediately and better at it than MC
>MC still winning in the end.

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>THIS <weapon> IS THE BEST <weapon>

>Skinny rival with black hair and glasses
>"Tch."
>Condescendingly pushes up glasses with middle finger

>the story revolves around club activities

>>119316050
>male empowerment fantasy
Easy there, tumblrina. I'm sure you'll get another season of Free.

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>Girls with katana are always best
I agree 100%.

>>119316904
>who the fuck want to see fat guy getting girls
its a degradation thing. Even though he's a pig with a smegma covered dick, she'll suck him off because hentai
I don't really enjoy these, but I can see the appeal

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>tsundere character

>>119317258
it's not even like I wanted you to stick your dick in me or anything baka

>>119316872
God fucking dammit.

>MC is really important to the plot
>something traumatic happens
>people just tell him to deal with it instead of helping him to cope

Entire arcs could be removed from anime if they just went to a physiologist.

>cute anime girls give or receive hugs

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>>119316872
>>Your attack was fast, but I (proceeds to explain)

Every fucking time

>>119317554
Not unless that traumatic thing damaged their muscles in some way.
Alternatively you mean psychologists, which is also inaccurate because psychologists in japan still just try to beat the demons out of you.

>>119316872
>every episode of Nanatsu no Taizai

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>>119316872
That's pretty accurate.

>>119316844
Same.
At least it all worked out in the end.

>exposition
>repeats exposition
>"Sono toori!"

>>119316368
>"I'm about to defeat you, so allow me explain my master plan!"

>someone makes a thread about anime cliches
>someone else complains about it because it's always the same stuff that gets posted in those threads

>>119316872
Got me, I lost it.

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>>119316872
noice

>>119318133
Every time.

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>Male MC
>Almost every other important character is female
Not picked up.

>>119316368
>>119316430
>>119317870
>Complaining about that when people complain even more when shit is subtle
Y'all juvenile as fuck.

>>119316050
someone didn't get her US GIRLS JUSTICE dose again

why are you even here?

>Special Spa/Beach episode
>Let me explain why small breasts are master race
>MC get beaten up for sliping on soap
>Giant Octupus attack.

>>119319076
I don't even know why people continue to do this.
Better, I don't even know why that shit continues to get adapted as if they were going to run out, clogging the seasons.

>beach/spa episode

>>119319076
you forgot to add:

main characters have yellow/blue/red/pink etc hair colors while everyone else has just brown/black hair color.

>>119319312
It's even better when he's "special" and does something or goes somewhere only females should.

>all female casts
I'm sick of this shit

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>Stupid yet funny sidekick
>Not a single girl looks his way as they swarm the bland no personality MC

>>119315755
The only thing unrealistic about that would be if the guy had no money whatsoever

Some chicks love fluff and shit too

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>>119317679
the explaining thing is so stupid. why would I explain my moves to my enemy if he can use that knowledge later?

>>119319423
He's you

>MC is a male middle school boy

>>119319420
>all female cast except for the MC
Even worse.

>>119319464
Nah I'm an asshole.

>highschool girls are most powerfull being in the universe
>Loli-Tsundere Master race though

>>119319423
There are a few series where that guy ends up getting a gf before the MC

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>>119319423
>best friend of the MC is a pervert

>>119316814
I'm still mad he forgave Afro and his girlfriend.
I wanted more revenge plots. Not with semen though.

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>>119316872

>>119315728
You just dropped Yuru Yuri! your insane!

>>119319737
Neither of them did anything wrong

>>119319828
>Yuru Yuri
>High School

>>119319737
>Revenge

For what exactly?

>>119319895
But its fun to read!

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>>119319386

>>119315728
That's equivalent to saying

>I like to breathe air

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>small flatchested girl with short white hair that has trouble expressing emotions or is outright tsundere

>>119315728
>anime has main characters drinking alcohol in it

Seriously what the fuck

>>119320700
Nips like booze, I like booze, I don't see the issue here.

>>119320746
why can't they just drink tea or water or soda?

I fucking hate fucking neo-japan, they just add alcohol more and more into anime.

>I don't see the issue here.
I guess you don't like a pure maiden then

>>119320700
>every alcohol is either beer or sake

>>119320700
It's pretty embarrassing if you've ever actually drank with an asian, they get drunk as fuck after 2 shots. I spent 5 months in japan and I never found a single good drinking buddy.
Yakuza thugsare the only people I ever met that could hold their alcohol to any capacity but they still get trashed before I can even get really drunk, and they're not the kind of people you want to drink with on a regular basis.

>>119320700
>drinks alcohol
>ACHHHHHOOOOOO

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>>119315728

>Anime has a main cast of female characters but anyone of them is in a relationship with a male

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>>119320828
>I don't like casual, easy-going people

Truly, your life must be suffering.

>>119320899
>they're the only attractive girls in the class

>>119320876
no it's
>go work in japan
>they always must go to a pub/bar/etc after work
>they have 2 beers/pints @ 4.5% ABV
>all shit faced
>finally getting a buzz after the 4th 16oz
>they must do karaoke
>they must have fun and watch baseball

Like seriously japan tries to hard to be america

>>119320959
people who drink are all retards who can't face their own life properly and go to bars because they are sluts who can only get sex from other drunks.

>>119321038
My life in a nutshell.
I can't believe how cheep a drunk an entire society can be.
If you ever want a good drink find a shady bar in a yakuza run part of town and challenge someone to a drinking contest.

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>Male character slips up due to a variable he cannot control and somehow gets into an awkward lewd situation with a female character
>Female character beats him up and holds it against him

>>119321088
Drinking alcohol != being a drunk. Casual drinking is common in most parts of the civilized world, and it's a great way to make/progress connections. If you've never had to go drinking with your boss, you're never getting promoted.

That said, I totally agree about bars and hard drinking (like, say, bosses). Those people are filthy degenerates.

has anyone ever gotten punched while explaining their attacks

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>>119316872
>MC jumps out of smoke with guitar solo soundtrack playing
this whole post

>>119321088
You don't have to remind me that my life is pathetic man

>>119321088
>projecting

>>119315728
>MC set up liking a girl
>girl likes MC even confesses at one point involuntarily
>MC has done the impossible and can stand up to anything
>can't ask a girl on a date when setup
>last episode isn't at least a slice of life with good end

FUCK YOU ABP

>>119321236
that's why you are here faggot.
Welcome to the club until WW3 happens then you actually get something to live for.

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>>119321174
does this count

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>>119321316
>kotaku

>>119321088
>"having sex with people makes you a slut"
-the grand wizard of /a/

>>119321088
You made it very clear you have issues with people who drink alcohol
Probably one of your parents or someone you loved
It's alright bro, you can stay sober and waste away while every other normal person lives on uncaring of your disposition

>>119316050
Fuck off fujoshit, there is plenty of anime and media that caters to everyone's tastes.

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>>119321088
But anon being a filthy degenerate is tons of fun. Maybe if you did some drugs your body would relax and they can finally remove that stick from your ass.

>>119321263
Kyoani found a way.

>>119321366
If people were to have sex as much as they claim to then anime would have more people getting busy with it.

>>119321390
Parents raised me right and they never drank, it's okay though if you're an alcoholic

>MC have a harem
>MC doesnt try to keep his harem in order while they all try to keep Mc for them.
seriously that would be cash

>>119321470
Good job son
Tell them anons on that 4chans about alcohol
NOT EVEN A DROP
IT'S A SIN SON
AN ALCOHOLIC ONLY NEEDS A SIP

>>119321470
>Parents raised me right
>He's here with us on /a/

Well somewhere along the line you must have gone wrong anon.

>>119321470
>If people were to have sex as much as they claim to then anime would have more people getting busy with it.
>I base everything I know about japan and human society on anime
Spoiler alert: anime is made by virgins.

>>119321539
BOTTOMS UP AND THE DEVIL LAUGHS

>>119321556
kek

>>119321568
Close, it's made for virgins.

>>119321601
It's both anon.
Made by virgins for virgins.

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>>119321088
b-but anon

I'm drinking right now

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>>119321556

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>Named character gets killed off in the early episodes to invoke shock value
>there wasn't enough time to make the viewer actually care about the character, making it pointless
>This continues throughout the rest of the show

>>119321618
Get in your fucking box then, you goddamn drunkard.

>>119321618
That cat is a dumb asshole.

>>119321556
well at least I know it wasn't alcohol

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>>119321470
>"Parents raised me right"
but you are here anon
AHAHAHA

>>119321088
>People who drink are retards

Well at least you got one thing right, gosh darn cowards should step up and do some real drugs.

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>>119321703
So you are saying it's all your own fault and that you are the dumbest shit?

Well I can dig that, at least you are honest.

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>shoe
>sole
>actually Hitler

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>>119321855
His parents taught him not to lie

>>119321855
the environment shapes a person mostly.

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>>119321407

>something that isn't a cliche piece of shit gets adapted
>anime is completely fucked by production and directing issues
>sells horrible
>people on /a/ call it shit because they don't understand it

>>119322099
what is Galatic Express 999?

>>119322129
I think we have a winner.

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>>119321659
>Best character dies and tears are shed like there is no tomorrow
>He is brought back for no reason at all
>He isn't even that relevant anymore

Please let dead characters rip in pieces you shitty writers.

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>>119322099

>>119322167
Wait people on /a/ actually saw GE999? I thought anything pre 2000(aside from eva) was too shit for /a/

>>119322129
Did that really get fucked up? I was planning to watch it soon. Should I just read the manga?

>>119320202
Hey, moar

>>119322248
It's good, have you watched space brothers? It has the same pacing issues as SB, otherwise it is cliche but enjoyable and worth the watch.

fuck the movies though, those tainted the series

>>119322245
>too shit
You mean never watched because 99.999% of /v/ is flavor of the month newfags?

>>119322245
Some have and some have not. /a/ doesn't wanna talk about it. Don't know why.

>>119322364
Alright, I'll avoid the movies then. This and Harlock have been on my backlog for way too long.

>>119322372
seen it, just surprised people on /a/ saw it

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>>119316641
>friendship solves everything

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>>119322172
I feel you on that. I also feel like this is more pointed in the general direction of most Shonen manga. It happens...all...the...time.

>>119316904

>social anxiety

That's the difference you autistic fuck

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>guy walks in on girl changing
>gets beat up

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>>119323049
>KYAAA

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>>119322749
>power of love solves everything

>>119316872
This is why I watch anime and I am never disappointed.

>>119323049
>guy walks in on girl changing
>"oh wow this is embarrassing, my bad dude"

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>>119323049
>MC keeps looking while stunned while muttering something like boobs instead of just closing the door and apologising

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>>119323129
>you've ruined my chance at marriage.

WTF?!

>tsundere girl drops the schtick when MC tells her to quit it

>>119323234
>unzips his pants

>>119323226
Oh shit, I'm sorry

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>girl gets a compliment from MC
>UWAAAAAAAAAH

just take the compliment you dipshit bitches holy fucking christ

>>119323279
>unzips dick

>One misunderstanding, then another, and another.

Like OMG, why is everyone so retarded?

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>>119315728
You don't seem to understand what is an ordinary High School student

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>>119323489
ah, so your uncircumcised I take it?

>>119315806
It's unrealistic.

>Short, immature girl likes no friends MC because she thinks he's like a manga character

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>Jitsu wa, atashi wa mc-kun ga suki--
>SCREEECHHHKKGGGRRRRRWWWTTSSSSHHHHBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEBEEB
>I'm sorry, what was that?
>N-NANDEMONAI

>>119323762
EEEH
NANDATTE

>>119319452
>9gag

>>119316814
FUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>119323746
>flat is tsundere
>she also has short brown hair

>MC confesses his feelings to the dead body of love interest-chan
>It still gets drowned out by the sound of cicadas
That's not exactly what happened, but it was close enough to be funny.

>>119323890
>>119319737
>actually getting upset at that

>>119323762
>Watashi wa fireworks sukidesu

>>119319564
I's still mad as fuck at clannad doe
Especially after THAT pasta

>>119316872
Every time
v
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t
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m
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>>119324074
fuck you for reminding me.

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>>119324074
>doe

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>raunchy rowdy girl
>i-its my first time

>>119324403
pure sluts are pretty nice. Although usually poorly done.

>>119315728
I don't care if it's an ordinary high school student so long as it isn't set in high school.

>>119315728
>Not so subtle Japanese nationalism

Yeah yeah we get it already the katana is the strongest weapon and the land of the rising sun will reign supreme forever and ever and ever.

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>obligatory loli character who adds nothing other than to be lol so cute xD

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>>119324818
>obligatory loli character who is a complete emotionless badass

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>>119316872
This shit right here was perfect. 10/10 made me cry.

>The fanbase

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>>119325364
>fan theory

>MC/Villain inflicts a nasty wound on their opponent
>is he down?
>shit, he can still fight
>wait until he gets back up and shrugs off/regenerates the damage before resuming the fight

>5 components must come together to create the only weapon capable of defeating the bad guys
>"Let's standby and observe their combination sequence before we attack!"

>Side character that does nothing but scream about whats happening in a battle.

>>119326025
Hi Speedwagon.

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>>119326025

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>Haruyukikun-kohai, my real name is....
>*ED Starts*
>WE-ARE-TOSSED--BY-WA-VESOF-PAI-NAN'AD-EEARTH
>I'M-A-TOSSED-INTAH-DA-FRYING-TORTUROUS-LOVE-FOR-JUU

She has a long name.

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>>119323049
>girl walks in on guy changing
>guy gets beat up anyway

>>119315728
"i will save everyone!"

>protag wants to destroy the twisted world order and create a better one
>or nuke everything to oblivion and have the next generation start over from the Irradiated Stone Age

>Power of friendship fails
>Power of keikaku saves the day

>God is evil

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>You never actually hit me, what you hit was an afterimage because ur2slow/ your bloodlust is too strong / magic

>Character can only activate their ESP power if they intensely focus on one thing
>Activates when a girl walking by has her skirt lifted by the wind

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>girl with best chemistry with mc wins

>Everyone tries to avoid bringing up MC's trauma
>Accidentally doing it is what saves everyone

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>>119315728
>MCs are travelling around in the search for something, only one of them really wanting to get there, others are bound to him through some condition

>Everyone is fucking obsessed with food

>Everyone is fucking obsessed with breast sizes

>a whole episode dedicated to a dead character, filled with depression, heavily contrasting with the tone of the anime

>The MC is black and white like a chalkboard and the villain is argumenting his cause understandably, only to receive "you are evil and your shit is retarded" as an answer

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>Description has a bunch of nonsensical words in parenthesis used to name organizations, abilities, weapons, or a group of people

>>119321172
>Boss doesn't seem like a bad guy
>Asks people to go for drinks with him, everyone declines for some reason
>Take him up on his offer
>It was a trick and I get fired because somewhere in orientation it said not to go for drinks with other employees.

>>119316872
10/10 would kek again.

Only missed the "H-Hayai!"

>>119327535
First three kinda describe Slayers, except the others aren't bound to Linna, they just started following her around.

>Loli character
>Gets teased by all of her older friends

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>girl with smaller tits
>jealous of girls with big tits

>Villain is beating the shit out of MC
>Punches are too fast to be seen by the human eye
>"KORE DE OWARI!" as the villain lands a straight punch forcing the MC to double over and fly back a few meters
>Villain Smiles "You're a hundred years too early to challenge me!"
>Turns around and walks away
>MC gets up shakily and screams "M-Matte!"
>Villain's eyes go wide as he snaps back to the MC
>"N-Nani?! That punch was supposed to kill you!"
>MC wipes blood from the corner of his mouth with his thumb and smiles.
>Villain beats the shit out of mc again but this time MC fights back faster.
>Beaten once more by a now worried and shaking villain who curses him.
>MC gets back up with grit teeth and shaking hands balled into fists
>"NAZENARA? Why do you keep getting back up?!"　Villain scowls and takes a step back
>MC smiles smugly as he lifts his hand to the sky.
>"TOMODACHI WO MAMORITAI!"
>Villain is visibly shaken, MC suddenly launches forward with untapped strength.
>"H-hayai!"
>MC lands a single punch as time slows down and we watch the villain's face deform.
>"This is for everyone who BELIEVED IN ME!!!" mc screams as the punch sinks into the villain's face
>"kore wa... nakama no hontou no chikara? S-Sugoii." Villain thinks to himself as he flies back, completely destroyed.
>"MC-Kun!" screams main love interest who conveniently enters just as the fight ends.
>"Waifu?" MC tries to say but instead falls forward with eyes closing and smile fading on his weary face.
>Love interest captures him just in time and holds his sleeping body.
>"AISHITERU MC-KUN!" she chokes out through tears as the rest of his nakama catches up to carry him away.
>*scene fades to black*

>>119315728
>any highschool setting
>show starts with a sky shot with crows cawing
>female protag

dropped

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>Military setting
>enemy 'cuhrazee' soldier that enjoys the killing and treats it like a game, laughing all the time
Bonus points if he's a teenager or child

>character just wants a quite life
>constantly fucking blows people up

>>119329164
Sundowner would be the best protag

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>>119316813
>he's fast

>>119329175
Get out, Josuke.

>>119329274
Wouldn't be any good since we already he wins in the end, after all, he's FUCKING INVINCIBLE

>>119316813
>he's fast
>shoots him

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>I-it's just a misunderstanding!

>>119329776
Fuck this
>Actual misunderstanding
>instead of explaining the situation, just says it's a misunderstanding and gets beat up
>actually tries to explain the situation
>gets called a liar, still beat up

>>119317092
>not liking characters that say "Tch."
You do realise this can also happen when they're losing, right?

>not liking smug glasses wearing nerds
Shit taste. The only good trope.

Literally autism, the thread. Holy fuck.

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>>119323049
And that's why I love this show.

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>>119328198
Don't you like embarrassed girls?
are you gay?

>>119319423
God damn I hope Shuu will get Ruri sooner.

>MC just so happens to be really good at cool thing by doing normal thing

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>>119320882
>girl takes a sip from a can of beer

FWWWWHHHH GAHHHHH!
Thatu hitu the spoto!

>>119315728
But you never would have gotten to experience the majesty the is Nichibros

>>119315728
Take note that Japan is into conformism.
The nail that sticks out is hammered down.

>>119330475
Soon, anon, soon. And from that point on, until the protagonist's harem actually dissipates into one winner and a bunch of close-seconds, they will be the best couple.

>>119328198
>>girl with smaller tits
>>jealous of girls with big tits

Anon, this happens in real life as well.

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>focus on side girls trying to get with MC when its obvious he will only get with main girl

>>119317052
this whole scene, holy shit

>>119315806
Ridiculous.
There are plenty of nice people in the world.
You expect me to believe that she's going to fall for him?

These people aren't even the nicest of the bunch. It's not like they regularly volunteer at an orphanage. It's something stupid like him helping save her dog or something.

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>>119317258
I still don't know how I feel about tsundere.
I usually don't like the characters too much at the beginning, but I warm up to them over time.
Alternatively, if they are bro-tier then that's just about always best girl material.

>>119323594
Touma is a horribly written character.

It is very easy for someone to write a character doing extraordinary things.

>>119326270
This show sucked.

She fell in love with him because he had potential at the accelerated world.

>>119315755
>fat character
>in anime

try again

>>119334708
Accel World.

The fatfuck doesn't even look like he belongs in the show.

>Ordinary high school guy is actually cognizant of how shit in the show of his genre plays out
>abuses this knowledge for shits and giggles
>dodges the slap
>kicks the bad guy in the nuts while he's powering up
>calls the tsundere out on how her tsun isn't very conducive to him liking her
>drags the two bros guys like him always have along for the ride every time

>>119334771
Yet he gets three girls after him.

It's like a fat girl getting three hot guys after her.

It's unbelievable.

>>119334553
Haha you're tsundere for tsunderes.

Very original post 10/10

>>119334894
Violent tsundere is a horrible archetype.

>>119334884
I could believe it if the guy is filthy rich and connected to a group of good-looking men.

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>all girl school
>male MC somehow gets in because REASONS
>harem hijinks ensue

>>119335027
Pretty much.
If they are always in tsunmode and don't have a good reason for it (traumatic childhood, etc), then why bother.

>>119317870
>Allow me to explain my master plan
>It's too late to stop by the way

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>mc is tall as fuck

>>119334884
I don't care how bro-tier the MC is, if he is fat, I'm not watching it. I'd hate myself if I was fat.

>>119335277
Lucky for you, he's not bro-tier at all.

The development people here are talking about is horribly done!

>>119335277
As a fat person, I can confirm you would.

>>119335350
Seconded.

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>>119315728
>jump into a thread for an anime I've never really looked into
>pictures of cute-ass girls abound
>rockin' tits and 10/10 costume design
>decide to look for more info online
>"Genero McBoringMale is an average high school guy...

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>fat character is actually slightly likeable

>extremely long winded exposition by villain with necessary evil as a motivation
>MC: "A-Anyway I still need to defeat you!!"

Why do writers do this?

>>119334708
>Steins;Gate
>lardass ends up fathering a qt as fuck daughter
>yfw a fictional hambeast gets more poon than you ever will

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>super hot girl character(s)
>emo faggot MC

>>119320828
>neo-japan
>they just add alcohol more and more into anime.
Japan has been culturally alcoholic since before animation existed - hell, since before they had letters to put next to the pictures they painted. Bitching about them representing their own culture in this way is no different than bitching about British people being seen drinking tea.

Also, your Lord and Savior Jesus Christ turned water into wine. He bloody well wouldn't have if it was wrong to drink alcohol.

>>119330275
What show?

>why am I remembering that at a time like this

>>119336421
Dead author show.

>>119336421
Don't bother. It's absolute shit.
Kaze no Stigma

>>119336510
I never realized how much that shows up.

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>Flashback to something that happened literally five minutes ago

>>119336669
Sadly this anon is not lying

>>119336984
>Flashback to scene follows scene directly after said scene occurs

>>119337242
I hate this so much

>>119316872
Nothing personnel, kid

>>119315755
>>119316030
It's possible. Francis (youtube: boogie2988) has a cute wife. Must be the personality.

>>119319076
Damn, this just so much. Not to mention they each have to cater to some fantasy.

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>>119335207
Nigga please, when was the last time that happened? Nozaki kun?

>>119338376
your mom-kun LOL

>Firearms are obsolete as it never hits
>If it does land, it never does damage

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>>119339262
>People who brings guns to a katana fight.

>>119321174
Probably.

My favorite was in a mech anime, there was an enemy that got smart enough to shoot the good guys while their robot fused right at their face.

The good guys had to bring their other mech, fully fused before getting to the battle site.

Forgot the name of the anime though...

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>MC is japanese
>taller than 170cm

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>he's fast

>>119321174
Bobobo

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>>119319076
>MC is the only normal looking male
>every other male are giant animals
>while every female looks normal

>>119321556
#rekt

>A highly skilled leading member of a certain art
>Knows only 2-3 moves

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>Harem
>MC has gynophobia
>resident lesbian is a boy-hating girl-molesting bitch
This needs to die

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>timeskip where lolis grow up

>MC is a pervert
>but not really
>always pussies out when REAL shit goes down
>has a heart of gold for some reason

Can't a pervert just be a pervert? What is even the point of this?

>MC or another character is a manga artist and/or otaku (and they actually just come out and say otaku without even sugar coating it)

Instant fucking shit. Worst characters ever.

>>119321263
At least that's better than how it went in LN.
>"Oh shit, she had some special feelings for me, but what kind of feeling?"
>never get mentioned or brought on again

>>119339793
oh shit I didn't even notice that

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You know, 90% of these tropes could be circumvented by not watching horrible battle-shounen that's meant for teenage boys.
Jus' sayin'.

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>Girl disguised as boy
>Having bath
>Guy walks in expecting to wash together because Japan is weird whatever
>Kyaa/Pervert/slappunchkick

When Kannagi had them resolve this like rational humans I flipped the fuck out.

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>>119340350
>If you don't like it don't watch it
So spastic literal otakus can keep supporting the anime industry, convincing them that these bs cliches are what people want to see, with their opinions undisputed? Don't fuckin think so

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>>119321407

I would get that anon high just to see how he would act.

>>119340082
Usagi drop manga?

>Japan has become it's own independent nation

>>119340943
>It's ok as long as everyone's doing it

>something even remotely military related
>JSDF
>they're also super spies and have their hands in everything apparently

>>119340782
Nah I just finished Nanoha A's.

It was so good besides that.