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>be mormon >can have as many waifus as I want You guys

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>be mormon
>can have as many waifus as I want
You guys are mad and jelly. Don't even try to deny it.

Pic related: One of my many waifus
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>>119025075
Stop bothering me when I go for walks on Sunday evenings
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>mormons
>tolerating chinese comics
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>Being part of a retarded sex cult.
Enjoy not drinking tea, alcohol, or coffee for the rest of your life.
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>>119025075
I bet you have bad taste in waifus, as you have in religious practices.
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Mainstream Mormons can't have more than one wife, dumbass.

Only strange sects who hole themselves up in communes can, and they don't got no animes.
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>>119025759
They are not allowed to drink tea?

What?

I wouldn't mind being part of a sex cult though. Where can I convert?
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Were there weebs in Utah?
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>option to have unlimited waifus
>picks shitty ones
aint even mad
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>>119025759
>Being part of a retarded sex cult.
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>>119025075
Mormon bros represent.
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>>119025075
>only one waifu
>have as many of her as I want
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>>119026857
>nuifag
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>>119026857
She wouldn't even like you.
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>>119026857
>I don't want just one turd, I want hundreds of them
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>>119026943
I'D MAKER HER LIKE ME
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>>119026857
100 Nui's would be pretty much the definition of heaven.
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>>119027049
Lelouch please don't publicly agree with people its like if the KKK endorsed something in the real world.
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>>119025075
I think muslims have it better than mormon in this department through, especially when the word itself came from them.
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>>119027049
>>119027091
But yes, that would be heaven.
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>>119027049
At this point I'm convinced that Lelouch sets out to say the most retarded, least tasteful things possible.
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>>119027049
Lelouch why is your taste so shit?

She is the most annoying, most evil and worst looking character of the show.

She is fucking disgusting.

KlK is not a good show for waifus anyways but the only acceptable choice is Satsuki. Only people with shit taste like crawling in my skin, annoying evil brat or irrelevant clown character.
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>>119027099
Muslim women are hideous though, after dozens of generations of women who were unable to have a say on who they wanted to marry.

It now has distilled into pure, unabated ugly of untold proportions. They are ugly as hell.
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>>119027167
>this ignorant
You must be an american.
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>>119027167
I don't think that's how it works.
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>>119027167
>They are ugly as hell.
Maybe that's why they moved to Britain, so that they look good by comparison.
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>>119027152
Ok I don't like Lelouch either, but he's right about Nui. She isn't annoying or even all that evil, and you'd have to be blind to call her the worse looking.
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>>119027246
Sorry bro, but you are ugly. Really, really ugly. Your women look like apes, the men have no well defined features, and your bodies have no aesthetic proportions.

And no, I am not american.
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>>119027167
That's not true. I fucked a 3DPD Syrian girl once in France. She was chubby, but with the fat in the right places. It was awesome.
In my defence, I hadn't watched anime. I didn't know what a sin I had committed back then, by doing 3DPD.
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>>119027299
Wait.
What non joke character DO you consider the worse looking?
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>>119027299
Yeah when she is not busy helping her mother to destroy the planet and all humans or being an annoying brat that behaves like a 6 year old girl with ADHD she isn't even all that evil, right?
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>not allowed to drink coffee or tea

Sorry I'm not a dumb faggot.
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>>119027445
Well I put everyone below Nui, but Ragyo would probably be at the bottom. Nothing against her, just has a lot of competition.
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>>119027454
evil is just a word
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>>119025759
Enjoy not ruling a planet in the Celestial kingdom as a God with 20 waifus
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>>119025759
>Not being part of a retarded sex cult
It's like you don't want to even have retard sex anon-kun
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Every Mormon I've ever met has either been a massive weeb, a Western sci-fi nerd, or a British television junkie. Not having random sex with strangers and getting spray tans must give them time to focus on hobbies and obsessions.
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>>119027445
The evil mom and Satsuki are pretty fucking ugly. Most of the characters in the show look ugly as hell though. Nui and Nonon were essentially the only non disgusting females.
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Do Mormon girls count as 2.5D? They don't drink, they don't swear, they don't party, they don't sleep around, they're willing to eternally devote themselves to a husband, they're loving and obedient wives and mothers. What more does 2D have that they don't?
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>>119028233
Sorry to tell you this anon, but they do all of those things.
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>>119028233
2D is impossibly beautiful.
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>>119027049
What's your MAL?
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>>119028617
He has literally seen like 50 anime and read 0 manga. Don't even bother
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>>119028490
Maybe in predominatly Mormon aareas where they can all conspire to break their culture's rules, but most of the Mormons in the area I grew up were considered goody two shoes wet blankets, AKA decent people, by the normalfag youth
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>>119028679
And here I thought the faggot did nothing but watch anime considering how much he shitposts here.
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>>119028812
Lelouch watches 10+ anime a season according to his posts.
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>>119028979
and shitposts for another 6
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>>119028233
But there are 2D girls who do stuff like drinking or who aren't loving and obedient wives and mothers. There are a lot of other things that can make 2D girls so beautiful.
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>>119025075
dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
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>>119028979
>>119029064
He probably just lurks and parrots back things he hears in threads.

You know, like most /a/nons
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>>119029546
Sounds like you're just mad that other anons don't like your favorite anime
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>>119025075
Deciding to start my own Waifu cult that doesn't involve not drinking and other bogus shit like having your own special planet.
Oh, and I'm the leader obviously. Give me your money and your mind.

One of my many waifus. Suck it OP.
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>>119026857
>Falling in love with a gag character with no background, no story, and pretty low screentime
Not to forget that she died
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>>119030914
At least it wasn't a vocaloid. There's literally nothing there with them.
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>>119030914
Please, Nui had a lot of story, though more would have been nice.

And please don't remind me.
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>>119031028
>Nui had a lot of story

She's made of life fibers and work for the bad disco lady. And that's all i remember. They didn't even bothered going deeper than that.

Almost all her screentime was attacking or harassing the protagonists with gag weapons.

It's like falling in love with The Mask.
http://youtu.be/RJGaYLhgWLs?t=1m18s
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>>119031028
NO SHE DIDN'T
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>>119027615
unfortunately they revoked that doctrine
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>>119031223
Implicit story man.
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>>119025075
Let me tell you a secret about waifus.
They're a fantasy.
A waifu can be whatever you want.
You can have as many waifus as you want.
There are no rules.
There is no right way.
It's whatever you want it to be.
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>>119032209
bless this post
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>>119032209
Hooray, hooray, it's a holi-holiday!
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>can't have alcohol, tobacco, or caffeine
>have to wear magic underwear
>accepting Arianism like a retard
>all just so that you can practice something that Mormons now universally despise
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>>119032209
You've discovered the secret. Just because I'm happy with devoting myself to my singular waifu doesn't mean you can't go about things differently. Do what makes you happy.
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>>119032209
J.T. is that you?
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>>119032385

>magic underwear

I bet it sounds way less cool than what I'm imagining.
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>>119032209
But there is a right and a wrong way. If you don't hold to the doctrine of every man only having one true waifu, you're a polytheist and a heritic. I hope you know what we do to heretics.
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>>119032504
that's just a pejorative name for their "temple garments", of which they must wear under their clothes all the time (excluding stuff like bathing and swimming), as kind of a reminder of their faith and to, in a way, ward off temptation and sin and all that.

Basically, its a full retard version of a cross necklace that's compulsory.
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>>119032948
>But there is a right and a wrong way
You see, there is no heresy.
There is no right, there is wrong.
There is nothing but you.
If you choose it to be that way then it is that way.
If you choose it to be any other way, then it is that way.
It's your fantasy, not anyone elses.
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