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Can someone explain all the pairings at the end of Naruto? I

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Can someone explain all the pairings at the end of Naruto?

I cant recognize most of the characters. Pairing names appreciated
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please someone explain all pairings
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Would like to know bump
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Go to the archives, there were endless Naruto threads based entirely around the shipping.

Check 'em.
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>>116751269
>>116751308

Was that the whole deal with NSfags basically shit-spamming twitter out of butthurt?
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>>116750651
I ship you and OP
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>>116749797
she is the sexiest
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>>116751513
>Karin

>Not any of the actually good females
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>>116751366
>wanting to ruin InoShikaChou
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>>116751635
she is better than pink
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>>116751635
>Naruto
>Good females
Nigga, I always have a best girl in every series I read, there ain't no good girls in Naruto.
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>>116751635
>Hinata
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>>116751684
that's not saying much
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>>116751513
I would fuck her with my dick.
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>>116751684
Agreed wholeheartedly

>>116751702
So why do you continue to read Naruto, for the interesting plot development and coherent storylines without any asspulls in them

>>116751709
Anon, plz. Have some taste
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>>116749797
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>>116751338
Yep, and instead if reigning in those unfortunate NS shippers that harassed Kishimoto, they told fans who called them to mind their own business and to stop bullying NS shippers.

God all this makes me regret not being on the Internet back when HP or Avatar ended.
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>>116751782
It's like when you had a friend you knew turned into a huge asshole, when you find out he's got cancer you go visit him anyway to watch him die. Same with Naruto.
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>>116751756
she is more useful than most females in nurutu
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>>116751829
Wanting to see the shitstorm that followed it like watching a car crash?
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>>116749797
Found it rather sad we didn't even see the chief toad in the final fight or the last chapter
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>>116751821
Is that Ben Affleck?
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>>116751833
That's actually a pretty solid way to put it.
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>>116751773
shit bruv that's dangerous
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>>116751833
I think that's the best explanation I've ever heard for why /a/ has continued to read Naruto after all these years.
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>>116749797
Naruto Uzumaki & Hinata Hyuuga
>2 Children, 1 Boy (Boruto) 1 Girl (Himawari)
Sasuke Uchiha & Sakura Haruno
>1 Child, 1 Girl (Salada)
Shikamaru Nara & Temari of the Sand
>1 Child, 1 Boy (Shikadai)
Ino Yamanaka & Sai
>1 Child, 1 Boy (Inojin)
Chouji Akimichi & Karui of the Cloud
>1 Child, 1 Girl (Chouchou)
Kiba Inuzuka & Tamaki Nekochi
>0 Children

Rock Lee, Tenten, and Shino are complete unknowns
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>>116751875
Gamakichi has replaced his dad as Naruto's summon so we probably won't see him ever again.
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>>116751883
Heh
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>>116749797
Naruto chose best girl Hinata
Sasuke finally stopped being tsun and impregnated Sakura
Ino turned Sai straight
Kiba found out how much he loved pussy
Chouji showed his love for chocolate
Lee found some random girl who could keep up with his youth(if it's his kid n not someone he found to train)
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>>116749797
I was there at the time the balloon was inflated in Guangzhou
I hate Chinese anime fans
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>>116751702
>there ain't no good girls in Naruto
Implying Hinata isn't top tier
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>>116751930
Rock Lee
>1 disciple (whateverthefuckhisnameis)

FTFY
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>>116751930
>Sasuke Uchiha & Sakura Haruno
bs
that is karins daughter
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>>116751959
>Lee found some random girl who could keep up with his youth(if it's his kid n not someone he found to train)
if we follow the pattern that kid is probably not Lee's kid. Having a girlfriend or wife drains your youth fast.
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>>116751849
then why did she get left to die twice?
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>>116751513
this gif always makes my dick twitch, how is she so sexy?
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>>116751983
There is, like zero evidence of that, though. For a development that interesting, you'd think that Kishi would at least say something.
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>>116751962
Hinata is love, Hinata is life. Believe it!
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>>116751983
Give it up...Its Sakura's. We all hate her, yes, but Sakura won her edgelord. Just be happy Hinata won.
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>>116752003
because she is obsessed with sauce
also fucked him when he was unconscious
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>>116751930
>Tamaki Nekochi
Literally who?
Any picture?
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>>116751858
Yep, it's like that time I saw a helicopter crash. And now you watch air shows with the hope it goes right but it's a small silver if a crash.
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>>116752039
>Give it up...Its Sakura's. We all hate her, yes, but Sakura won her edgelord. Just be happy Hinata won.

could you write in a faggier way
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>>116751849
>>116752003
rekt
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>>116752025
>same glasses
>same eyes
>same smug
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some one post that pic with the dude asking Kakashi/Zyzz if he's going to make it plz
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>People like to pretend Sakura isn't hot.
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>>116751987

I just assumed the kid was TenTen's, honestly, but who the fuck knows with the powers of Youth.
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>>116752072
It's literally Daytona. It's a bunch of people going nowhere quickly and the only entertainment is when two cars crash together. Whether it explodes or not is just up to luck
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>>116752070
The catlady's granddaughter.
Google it.
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>>116752025
>>116752039
>mention she's karin's daughter
>sakura defense force immediately arrives
every time
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>mfw realizing that if Naruto were like real life any way Hinata probably would've lost interest in him over the original timeskip and started dating someone else

I hate it when I suddenly think of my suspension of disbelief.
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>>116752197
>filename
God do I love my Job
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>>116752197
I couldnt care if it was Karin's or Sakura's, all I know is she's the best girl of the new Generation.
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>>116752122

does Sakura know the meaning of dignity?
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>>116752231
Watch out, he'll counter your image!
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>>116752231
>trashman
>on /a/
are you braindead?
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I feel so warm and fuzzy whenever I see naruto , hinata and kids together .
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>>116752130
Evil confirmed it wasn't TenTen. Notice how Sakura and Sasuke were the only ones who got with a teammate. Everyone else married someone from another team or village.
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>>116752197
>>116752105

I think you misunderstand-

I wish this were the truth. But please, you're as delusional as the sakurafags and

>muh parallelism

if you're going to go off something that flimsy.
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>>116752243
no
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Still wish we got KakashixShizune and maybe SamuixBee
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>>116752239
>>116752347
keep them tears coming
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>>116752372
>KakashixShizune
KakashxGuy is canon old farts together. Get over it
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>>116752231
dis nigga
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>>116749797
Naruto married Hinata.

Sasuke married Sakura.

Shikamaru married Temari.

Sai married Ino.

Chouji married Karui.

Kiba seems to be with Tamaki.

It's not clear if Rock Lee is training with his son or just his student, but, regardless, we don't know who he ended up with, if anyone.
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>>116752317
I'm surprised they could marry ninjas from other villages. Seems like a good way to spy on each other.
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>>116751513
All the Uzumaki women are 10/10 breeding material.
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>>116752406

>Contributed more to saving the world than anyone not on Team 7
>Team 7 gets new arms and eyes to replace the ones they lost with sage magic and he gets to be a fucking cripple for the rest of his life

There's no goddamn justice.
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>>116752243
Not understanding the parallel to 181.
Plus weeks musts went by between the end of the war and Sasuke leaving.
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>>116752425
konoha has all but annexed suna anyway
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>>116752479
Kicked Madara so hard that his leg literally ceased to exist and not even a ninja Jesus could save it
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Was NaruSaku kill since part 1?
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>>116752423
So who had the best marriage?
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>>116752425
Wasn't the first's wife from the mist? Same with Kushina?
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>>116752221
Don't worry anon.

As you get older and approach 30 all escapism needs to be in higher concentrations.
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>>116752521
NaruSaku was kill from Chapter 3, son
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>>116751702
>rereading Naruto
>reread Zabuza arc
>tfw literally the best girl that Kishimoto has ever written is a trap who everyone thinks is a girl but isn't.

Seriously, Kishimoto should write all girls like they secretly have dicks and we'll see a marked improvement in lovable females.
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>>116752539
Chouji or Naruto.
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>>116752317
Evil only got the raws. What other confirmation would be there?
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>Got exactly what she wanted.
>Didn't give a fuck about Naruto's feelings too.
Narutofags BTFO.
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>>116752539
naruto or chouji
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>>116752317
>Evil confirmed it wasn't TenTen.

Evil doesn't know anything more than we do now, having seen the whole chapter. It could still be Tenten.
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>>116752543
Wrong village dude. The Uzumaki was Uzushiogakure, not Kirigakure
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>>116752479
Why couldn't Tsunade make the poor guy a zetsu/hashirama DNA prostetic leg as well? That is why she does not deserve to be hokage anymore.
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>>116752582

Really, I don't see why some people are so upset Naruto didn't hit that. Based on the character I'd been reading for 700 chapters, dude dodged a bullet letting her get the crazy dick.
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>>116752521
It was bleeding out at that point but when Shikamaru said that not even Sakura could stop him from leaving, makes me wonder how obvious Sasuke's feelings for Sakura in-universe.
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>>116752521
Seeing Naruto expression on that page just kills me. Naruto is too good for Sasuke or Sakura
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>>116752122
Hmm. This image reminded me that one of the first futa images I ever saw was Sakura and the girl with hair like Yotsuba.
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>>116752539
Who the hell do you think?

Naruto gets infinite, big-titted sex whenever he wants, with a girl who was ALWAYS devoted to him, whose ultimate goal has always been to be with him. Hinata is basically the perfect wife and the perfect mother.
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>>116752539
Shikamaru or Naruto
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>>116751930
I thought Inojin was a cute girl.

>0 Children

Bad idea Kishi, you need to stir up family propaganda.
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>>116752582

Kishimoto must have modeled her after her evil ex-girlfriend or something....there's just no way you can write a character this bad.
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>>116752677
>Naruto gets infinite, big-titted sex whenever he wants.
This must be why bolt is acting out.
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>>116752539
Naruto easily
followed by shikamaru
maybe kiba and his cat lady or chouji
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>>116752677
>Wanting to fuck a dead eyed freak whose entire character revolves around stalking the MC
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>>116752704
*his
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>>116752644
Sasuke wasnt crazy, he was just acting tsun.
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>>116749797
Is there a megaupload with a zip of the Hall of Anal Devastation anywhere? Imgur is being shitty and not letting me download it in a batch. http://imgur.com/a/XKwJ4/all
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Out of them all which relationship is the strongest ?
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>>116752521
Nope. It was mostly after the confession. Although, Kishi did bring it back in a sense when Sakura met Minato.
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>>116752704
Oda went to Kishi's wedding and said that Kishi's wife is like Sakura.
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Does Sakura have the blandest powerset of all the rookies?

>InoShikaCho: mind control, shadows+tactics, turning fat into chakra
>Team Guy: taijutsu for lack of anything else, byakugan+soft fists, ninja tools
>Team Kurenai: dogs, bugs, byakugan+soft fists
>Naruto: clones, ninetails, rasengan, later sage mode and summons
>Sasuke: sharingan, chidori and fire spitting, the shit Orochimaru gave him
>Sakura: uh... um... oh right, make her Tsunade's pupil!
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>>116752787
Shikamaru Temari
They have the best chemistry
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>>116752539
Whoever married this.

Alternatively, whoever married the fattest Akimichi girl, as that appeals to my dick.
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>>116752703
I don't think they're married might be dating.
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>>116752704
Blame Editor-san

Who kept pushing the Sakura/Sasuke/Naruto love triangle and pushing Sasuke to be crazier
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>>116752740
Your tears sustains me. Keep it coming.
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>>116752759
his love was just to strong
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>>116752740
you forgot your
>not even a sakurafag
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>>116752539
Sasuke. He can do want he wants. Just walks all over Sakura.
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>>116752704
He's just bad at writing women. And though Hinata is bestgirl she isn't particularly deep either. Her Databook entry is just repeating how devoted she is to Naruto over and over again.
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>>116749797
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>>116752806
>Gave his own wife to Sasuke.
Narutofags BTFO again.
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>>116752819
>Implying I like Naruto.

I just think Hinata is a horribly designed character along with basically every named female. Kishimoto can't draw attractive characters to save his life.
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>>116752806
Kishi probably thinks he's sasuke
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>>116752808
It's not really fair to compare her to entire teams.

Do it this way:

Tenten: Weapons
Kiba: Dogs
Shino: Bugs
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>>116752808
Shehad book smarts and top tier charka control but since Kishi couldn't find time to introduce her folks in the manga, I guess we couldn't get a super backstory like the others.


Speech of her folks how come there isn't any fanart of Salad-chan and her granddad?
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>>116752122
To be fair, she looked pretty good before Kishi stopped giving a shit.
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>>116752918
Reminds me of this.
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>>116752115
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>>116752808

Don't forget that her super secret 3 years in the making ultimate technique was a worse version of something Naruto can do by sitting still for five minutes.
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>>116752793
>she met minato!!! Half-life 3 is confirmed!!!

She met him as a teammate of his, not a girl friend.
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>part of team7
>parallel to the 3 sannin of yesteryear
>completely irrelevant after being controlled by chiyo-chan
>sink into complete obscurity
>even Hinata manage to outshine her with less screentime and outside of team7
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>Naruto lost the Sakura bowl.
Main hero and heroine coming through. Why is Naruto even relevant at all with Sasuke here? LOL.
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>>116752122
>>116752956
She stopped being attractive to me when she cut her hair.

Sakura is disappointment given drawn pink-haired human form.
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ehh
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>>116752995
I want an edit of pic related with Jiraiya.
;__;
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>>116753054
Fuck off, piece of shit absentee dad.
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>>116752896
>Implying anyone in /a/ actually likes Naruto
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>>116753040
Did you not read those chapters? They made a whole bunch of NaruSaku shit. Nauto telling his dad that Sakura was his girlfriend. Minato say shit like she would be a good wife or some shit. It wasn't serious, but it was pandering.
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>>116752521
Pretty much that page was the first obvious instance that Naruto knew it wasn't going to happen, as denoted by the "........." perhaps indicating realization and resignation. The potential parallel with this page didn't turn out the same way however.
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>>116752759
Well, I mean he did go a bit crazy what with Itachi dying and him still kind of out of his mind after killing Danzo.

I haven't read that part in awhile, but wasn't it a short time in between when he killed Danzo and when Sakura finally caught up to him?
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>>116752994
You realize I watched the whole thing, right? DAMN YOU!
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>>116751930
>>116751982
>>116752423
You know, I bet the spin offs will clarify whether or not it's Lee's student or his son.

Given the tone of the rest of the chapter, it's probably his son.
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>>116752956
>Cuckura
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Who's the better dad? Naruto?
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>>116753135
>Sakura did this knowing full well that Hinata was watching and had only hours(?) earlier nearly died trying to save Naruto because she loved him
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>>116752808
Sad thing is there was potential for her to have some type of genjutsu arsenal. Obviously it wouldn't be on the level of others like Sasuke, but it would have been something to add to her strength and medical prowess.
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>>116753135
>Hinata is cool with threesomes.
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>>116753168
or Sasuke?
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>>116753135
>>116753188
Hinata seems pretty please. It is like she realized she already won
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>>116753219
Hinata is the only one going, "........". She may not be very upset, but she's not pleased, either.
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>>116752995
I have no words, this is just beautiful
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>>116753168
>>116753208
Naruto. Sasuke not even around.
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>rereading Naruto

One thing I really liked was how Sasuke was a likable character early on. He was the male tsundere towards Naruto and he helps Naruto out and you can see them having a sort of friendship early on.

Then he later went full edgemaster and never looked back with no moments of softness or friendship he showed during the early arcs. It's such a shame Kishimoto botched his character.
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>>116753151
You're welcome.
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>>116753266
All the three leads were ruined. Naruto by being forced into the Chosen One Ninja Jesus role, Sasuke by turning into an edgelord, and Sakura by... yeah.
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>>116753126
He also said it was a joke and he should stop joking about that.
>>116753143
It was literally right after he killed Danzou, so the crazy was still going though his system
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>>116753168
I really hope they change Naruto VA and give Junko to Bolt. I mean, with Goku it's one thing because he's more or less the same guy, but Naruto actually started behaving like an adult. I know it's not going to happen, but still...
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>>116753311
Sakura is literally pointless as a character. I really think that you can remove her from the story and nothing will change at all. She's way too into Sasuke and treats Naruto like shit and everyone comments on this. All she does is cause drama.
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Reminder : No matter how good or bad a shounen you write, if you clinch that last chapter you'll always be remembered fondly and if you fuck it up, you'll always leave a bad taste in your fans mouth.

Like Pick Related
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>>116753072
gross
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>>116753349
>He also said it was a joke and he should stop joking about that.

Jiraiya joked about asking Tsunade out for years and years and never stopped secretly meaning it. Saying that it was a joke didn't make it clear if Naruto really wanted Sakura to be his girlfriend still or not. And Minato making the Kushina comparison was really suggestive.

Face it. Kishimoto milked the ambiguity to the bitter end.
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>>116753054
>>>/nsforums/
>>>/graveyard/
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>>116753385
>Sakura is literally pointless as a character.
So is everyone except for Naruto and Sasuke.
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>>116752874
>that orichimaru
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>>116753135

>"......No, really, I'll just be over here, being the girl who saved your life while she was fighting a centipede. No need to thank me or anything."
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>>116753311
Team 7 doesn't really feel like a family...well okay, maybe a dysfunctional family where everyone sans Kakashi has brain problems and a toxic relationship to one another.

Naruto made the right choice in not hooking up with anyone in that Team.
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>>116753405
What was shit about the last chapter?

Cause I read the whole thing and the ending was "okay" for me.
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>>116753416
You keep thinking that that. Tsunade wasn't never Jiraya's. The only joking I remember is him tagging in her age.
And I remember She never got over her first love Dan. Speacking of which does Naruto still have that necklace she gave him?
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>>116753478
they did at the start, it just aged like milk
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>>116753446
Naruto just wanted a chance to talk with Hinata in private to answer her confession.
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>>116753405
What was the last chapter again?

Bad human went full chimera
Tarzan went full mind-meld or soemthing
I don't remember

Zatch Bell had the best shounen end
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>>116753522
>You keep thinking that that. Tsunade wasn't never Jiraya's. The only joking I remember is him tagging in her age.

She was going to accept him if he returned from Hidden Rain.


>Speacking of which does Naruto still have that necklace she gave him?

He crushed it after Hinata was stabbed.
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>>116753416
Apparently Naruto the Last was planned since 2012. The ending was set in stone since then, Hinata was always going to win.
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>>116753521
I was mostly fine with it but for others read: NaruSaku/NaruSasu shippers
Muh pairings
Housewives
Bad fathers
Why is there peace?
Nothing changed!
Laptops!!
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>No more NaruSaku Doujins
>Only SasuSaku flooding the market.
Sasuke kills my boner.
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>>116753581
she'd won from the get go, anon
Kishi started with the end in mind
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>>116753605
I was asking about Doubutsu no Kuni
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>>116753405
funny because they basically have the same ending

>people had kids
>everyone is cool

the problem is in dnk's place it just didn't fit the tone it had up that point

it wasn't even that bad though, worse than gash, sure but not enough to sour the experience for me
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>>116753349
Yeah, that's what I was thinking. So while it obviously doesn't excuse him trying to kill her not once, but twice, it does make sense why he'd do it considering his mental state at the time.

If the parallels between himself and Itachi and now Sakura hold true, then I think there's a chance that they might turn out okay, as lame and awful as it sounds. Plus the two of them have roughly 2 years apart to really think things through considering The Last takes place that long after Sasuke sets out on his journey. As much as people hate Sakura for whatever reason, he must see something in her to reciprocate those feelings in his own profound way.
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>Requesting spoonfeeding
>From narutards of all people
Congratulations on being the most pathetic person on /a/.
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>>116753446

that was the biggest Fuck You of the arc, even worst than Nagato using dragonball jutsu...
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>>116753581
Yeah, but the point is that Kishimoto kept the tease going as long as possible.
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The "karinskid2k14" meme on the SasuSaku tag I'd fucking great. There are some mad cuties on there.
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>>116752582
>gets superior wife
>superior family
>leaves a bitch behind
>BTFO
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>>116753572
Taro lived when it would have been better for the story to die.

The implication that 2 breeding males and 2 breeding females can create a stable population that won't destroy itself through incest.

Worst Girl getting Best Boy.
Best Girl being forced with a fucking asshole.

The ideal ending would have been humanity going extinct but leaving the world a better place.

Like >>116753660
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Thank goodness for the new Naruhina lewds popping-up
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>>116753719
What tease?
Do people actually see any good chemistry between Naruto and Sakura?
Hinata pretty much won after Pain arc confession.
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>>116753135
>Translator's Note "......." means "Bitch."
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>Bleach announced its final arc before Naruto.
>Naruto still ended first.
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>Naruto has been out for 15 years and just ended

>The average age of death in the West for a man is 76

>Your life is only good as a man from ~16-30 (marriage boom and declining breed stock starts at 25-27)

>Naruto married the best girl and had kids

>You have wasted 1/5 of your life (the best years even) watching shonen while all the normies got married and are successful

I want my life back
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>>116753668
He liked her for along time and did such horrible shit, he thought he was unworthy of her love. He would make it work and from what it seems it is.
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>Naruto with Hinata.
>Didn't show in the whole series of him having any actual Romantic feelings for her.
He could at least have done more than just the hand holding bullshit.
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>>116753741
Now that I think about it, I agree.

However this is a manga with an environmentalist slant towards kids, it can't exactly end with no humans left alive and the world being a better place because of it. Gotta at least inspire kids before they get crushed by reality.
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>>116753816
Successful isn't the word I would use.
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>>116753775
Good chemistry doesn't really factor into it. Look at Sasuke and Sakura. Their relationship is completely toxic. That was teased until the end, too. There was no guarantee that Sasuke would return her feelings. He could have easily told her that he sees her as a comrade/family and left her to become Tsunade 3.0.
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>>116753743
You say that and then don't put any up.
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>Pedophile Madara CONFIRMED
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>>116753812
This was obvious from the moment that Bleach made the annoucement. Bleach arcs are loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong.
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>>116753842
and that's why we're having that movie.
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>>116753855
Ah, but I am of the opinion but that IS a moral to inspire the kiddies. That even in a hopeless situation where their death is assured, they can do something good. Like a less bleak Bokurano.

And the world wasn't better for humans being extinct, the world was better BECAUSE of the choices humans made, even if humans didn't get to enjoy it.

Also I'll never get over the fact that Raiku took the idea of "The protagonist talks to the character to make them stop being an asshole" and literally made that into "He literally fucks with their brain to do what he wants"
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>>116752221

I don't agree. At the end of the series, he's a fucking rock star. I mean, he's basically president of the world. Every night, she probably pats herself on the back for the good decision she made.
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>Sakura in Part III
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>>116753935
http://emmaburrito.tumblr.com/post/102334765184/this-is-slowly-turning-into-a-naruhina-porn-blog
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>>116752479
>Contributed more to saving the world than anyone not on Team 7

Not true. Due to Madara's reveal of having multiple ghosts, Gai wouldn't have done shit to Madara in the end even if Madara did not have regeneration thanks to Madara's ghosts.

Itachi moralfagging Kabuto saved the world much more than Gai.

Because Kabuto could have just kept summoning more zombies if he felt like it considering the shitload of ninja corpses freely available in the battlefield and with Kabuto revealing he has Dragon Snake Sage Powers and a body much more annoying to deal with than a zombie body since it was White Snake combined with Liquid Jelly Magic, Kabuto would have been the ultimate cockblock.
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>>116753842

Kishi himself admitted at being completely incompetent in writing romance...

The Last Movie implies that Naruto STILL hasn't talked or acknowledged Hinata's confession.
(that really makes Nardo look like a numbskull)
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>>116753981
In the end I feel that Doubutsu no Kuni had some weird issues I can't exactly place my hands on, trying to fit an environmentalist manga while making it shounen, perhaps.

There were some problematic things about it. Gash Bell is his magnum opus and I don't think he can top it.
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>>116754010

Don't let Kishimoto see this. If he could somehow slant saving the world as entirely Itachi's doing, he would.

Like, I seriously expect people worship Itachi as a bona fide religion in the future, with how people sucked his feminine dick for most of Shippuden.
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>>116753606
That is not how Comiket works, you know.

Sasuke was never popular among the straight Naruto circles at Comiket.

Sasuke was only ever viewed as yaoishit material, especially with Itachi.

And Naruto was never even considered a "flood" in any doujin market.

Does it even rank at all in the biyearly Comiket circle rankings?

I seen One Piece rank but I can't recall if Naruto even ranks.
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>>116753994
please let this happen

the butthurt would be exquisite
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>>116754013
Maybe going berserk made him forget it. Even though he clearly remembered Hinata jumping in to save him and then getting stabbed. He specifically forgot the confession and nothing else.
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>>116754055
Itachi was the turning point of the war. He saved Naruto and Bee and sealed Nagato, then defeated Kabuto and the remaining Edo Tensei and was the motivating factor for Sasuke to turn on Obito and bring back the Hokages.
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>>116754013
It kind of does, doesn't it? It's understandable if he had taken time away in order to grieve for those who were lost in the war or reflect on everything that happened, but 2 years without acknowledging Hinata's confession of love? I wouldn't be surprised if even Sakura were to slap him upside the head and ask what the fuck is wrong with him.
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>>116754126
NaruSaku would love it and SasuSaku would be outraged. NaruHina wouldn't give a shit.
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>>116754178
Yeah, Kabuto fucked up by summoning a super busy body nosy faggot like Itachi.

Itachi should never have been summoned with a personality.
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>>116754208
Not him, But I want it to happen because I hate Sakura and I want her to feel like a stupid bitch. (Naruto is awesome and Sasuke is a faggot) It would make up for the "confession"
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>>116754284

She bore Sasuke's children, isn't that punishment enough?
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Sorry NaruHina fags, this was the best end pairing.
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>>116754299
Nope. She needs to suffer. She needs to be aware of it. And everyone needs to see it.
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>>116754315

that was Kishi's biggest FUCK YOU
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>>116754315
this relationship hurts us more than naruhina or sasusaku did to narusaku fans
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>>116754315

;_;
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>>116754315
Jokes on you. I'm into thick older chicks.
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>Sasuke with Sakura
Fucking seriously? Jesus fucking christ that's awful.
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>>116754315
I can't wait for the fat Anko hentai.
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>>116754418
I think i'm more upset by how long it took that paring to happen. Having a shitty paring I don't like is one thing but taking the better part of 20 years to do it?

Fuck no.
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>>116754315
Was this the obligatory Kishi-troll?
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>>116754404

nice thumbnail dude
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>>116754449
Sakura is a useless piece of shit though. And Sasuke doesn't deserve anyone.
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>>116754418
I shipped sasukexgravesoil. But sasusaku was basically inevitable when that ship sank
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>>116754404

Why do you think I said it was best pairing?

WE CANON NOW
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>>116754482
But that's what i'm saying. I don't like that paring because it's fucking dumb.

But fine what ever dumb parings happen all the time the difference is they happen in the span of a year or are implied after one season of an anime or something. This shit took forever and a half.
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>>116754527
and we got salad out of it

i think it's pretty fair, personally
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>>116754580
She could just as easily have been Karin's daughter.
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>>116753816
Yes, you are a failure because you read naruto for 5 minutes a week.
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>>116751829
>When HP ended.
Oh man, that was fun, The Harmony didn't had nearly enough lifesaving boats.
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>hey it's Nurut, but we only talk about shipping, so it's ok xD
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>>116754643
>The Harmony didn't had nearly
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>>116754643
How bad was the wreckage?
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>>116754527
The worst part is that I have no faith that they'll even do anything between the two in The Last that would show some sort of development in the relationship.

It has to be more than, "I fucked up big time. I'll go on without an arm as a remembrance for the insane cunt I was. I'm going alone in my journey of repentance, but I'll be back ok?"
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>>116754713
Sasuke is likely barely in the movie. They might get one scene together at the end.
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>>116754707
It was a great disturbance in the Fandom, as if millions of shippers suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.
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>>116754767
Did J.K Rowling bring balance to the Fandom as the "choosing one"?
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I like Sakura and I think she's better than all the other girls.
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>>116754822
Ok
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>>116754713
You know, Sakura might have been slightly less pathetic if what happened in that scene actually happened in the manga/anime.

>"Can't kill her?"
>Dodges the attack
>"He can't see me...he can't hear me..."
>"This isn't the same Sasuke I knew"
>"The least I can do is try to stop him"
>Tries to at least put up a fight
>Gets absolutely wrecked but keeps getting up
>Kakashi swoops in to save her ass
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i want this.
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>>116754299
no

not by a long shot
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>>116754797
Yeah. Anakin in Episode III style.

>Rowling: It was a young relationship. I think the attraction itself is plausible but the combative side of it… I’m not sure you could have got over that in an adult relationship, there was too much fundamental incompatibility. I can’t believe we are saying all of this – this is Potter heresy!

>In some ways Hermione and Harry are a better fit, and I’ll tell you something very strange. When I wrote Hallows, I felt this quite strongly when I had Hermione and Harry together in the tent! I hadn’t told [Steven] Kloves that and when he wrote the script he felt exactly the same thing at exactly the same point.
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>>116754822

sakura getting ready to pull santa's sleigh
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>>116754876
damn

Hinata has huge hands
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>>116754797
There can't be balance now, only destruction. Literally, they wanted to destroy every copy of the final book. These guys where trying to get J.K Rowling to rewrite the final book, and when that failed they tried to get the publisher to find a "fandom approved" writer to rewrite the final book, and when THAT failed, they tried to get WB to rewrite the final film.
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>>116754908
good one
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>>116754891
Are those actual quotes she said because this is fucking hilarious

>>116754923
>"fandom approved" writer

So basically LadyGT for the NaruSaku fags.

Man, this is all fucking hilarious. I read the books up to like 5 when I was younger but I never gave them a second thought but damn, I'm sorta curious to see how much anal pain there was
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I just saw this thanks to the other thread.
Why is AU Hinata so based?
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>>116754996
>Are those actual quotes she said because this is fucking hilarious

http://www.hypable.com/2014/02/07/jk-rowling-ron-hermione-interview/
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>>116754923
>These guys where trying to get J.K Rowling to rewrite the final book
>they tried to get the publisher to find a "fandom approved" writer to rewrite the final book
>they tried to get WB to rewrite the final film.

Holy shit, And I thought NSfags were autism personified
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>>116755015
even a bitchy, slutty version of hinata is still the best girl
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>>116752770
>http://imgur.com/a/XKwJ4
seconding
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>>116755045
The bigger a fandom is, the more crazy people it contains, and the more a ship gets torn down, the fewer reasonable people are left supporting it.

I was NaruSaku, but I lost all real interest in it when Sakura failed so miserably in the Kage Summit arc. After that, rooting for it was like living in Chicago and supporting the Cubs.
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>>116752243
That panel is my fetish. Thank god Naruto had no feelings for her, or that be some NTR faggotry.
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>>116752920
>Speech of her folks how come there isn't any fanart of Salad-chan and her granddad?
Cuz Sakura needed a surrogate.
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>>116753986
>series

Anon said real life faggot. In real life naruto would be some awkward chuunibyou with kunais in his jacket running around the school, getting his ass kicked by sasuke and his gang for being a autistic faggot. And he would be posting on /a/ about how awesome japan is and his dream is to go to japan. While hinata stalks him for 2 months, and afterwards gives up on him and sucks some dick of a nigger who is some gangster and impregnates her.
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>>116755041
Oh god. This is fucking horrific. Watching a writer literally admit she fucked up her own Self-insert fantasy is just painful.
I can see how this shit could have exploded the fandom
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>>116755174

anon please, no blogging.
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>>116755174
>sasuke having a gang

nigger did you read the first volume

sasuke was a huge dork that only seemed cool because everyone was in middle school
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>>116754612
she is
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>>116755169
>Karin's glasses and mannerisms
>Sakura's Shannaro! and forehead
>Hinata's stalking
>Sasuke's everything else

That must have been some orgy.
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>>116754923
>they tried to get WB to rewrite the final film

Which failed.
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>>116755188
After the shock and horror wore off, I think everyone just laughed. The stir wasn't nearly as big as the "Dumbledore is gay!" bomb she dropped years ago.
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>>116755215
Why does everyone bring up the forehead shit? Sakura hasn't had a big forehead since the timeslip and neither does Salad.
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>>116749797
I would just love to see a kid run down the street with a novelty sized pin and pop that fuckin thing.

Just out of fucking nowhere, BOOM!
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>>116755113
But I did not expect the level of butthurt and autism to this high. With most of the fandom growing up with series you'd think they would have matured enough to accept whatever the ending maybe.
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>>116754996
>>116755045
You guys have no idea. You think twitter spam is bad? How about actual death threats send by both email and snail mail? An intense writing campaign to both the publisher and WB demanding rewrites, boycots of every event with J K Rowling. Wrists where cut, books where burned, DVDs where broken, and a thousand livejournals and tumblrs where filled.

It was so bad even the Colbert Report talked about it
http://thecolbertreport.cc.com/videos/nezg8b/j-k--rowling-s-ron-and-hermione-bombshell
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>>116755211
Dude at middle school girls don't care about intelligence or your act. Even if you saved a girl being rundwonb by a truck, she would still ignore you if there was some bishounen type faggot. That is reality, and sakura is one of the best 3dpd in 2d. And in 3d hinata would be a whore, lets accept that fact.

>>116755201
>blogging

Nigger are you retarded?
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>>116755263
I think for the amount of bank and the castles JK has i'd deal with some death threats from some harmless dorks on the internet.
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>>116752425
Villages are in truce after the war.
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>>116755093
Hinata is best in all realities, but I wish the movie had spend more time on her in the alternate world.
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>>116755274
you seem bitter about some things :^)
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>>116755274
Hinata strikes me as being more like that awkward chick who was in the school band.

Who am I kidding? They were all awkward.
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>>116755274
>Nigger are you retarded?

you're awfully dense
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>>116755263
Still, sinking the biggest delusional ship in fandom history and then coming back years later and saying, "You know, I think I was wrong. Harry/Hermione really did make more sense," is some God level trolling.
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>>116755310

i was going to make a projecting joke but i think we're past that already
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How many times did Temari and Shikamaru interact?

>Chuunin Exam fight
>vs Tayuya
>in the hospital after the mission
>saying goodbye as the Sand Trio go back to their village
>walking together after the timeskip, while working on the latest Chuunin Exam

Did they ever interact after that?
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>>116755246
See, I knew that and found that information irrelevant. Does him being gay butthurt a lot of shippers?

>>116755263
Man, these guys need to calm the farm. I know its fun to get involved in a book series but damn.
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>>116755243
It all fails.
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>>116755350
I could see the two having at least some interaction in the time skip between parts 1 and 2.
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>>116755344
gay
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Naruto was the clear winner.

1) became hokage

2) perfect wife/mother of children material, loving, devoted.

3) Hyuuga handjobs and byakugan butthole.

4) not a violent bitch like SaCOOZra
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>>116755310
>>116755315
>>116755347

>assumption
>trying to make it fit in the time age of the current generation
>fit it in
>some faggots can't accept reality

Why are you so afraid? This is reality, this comes from a teacher.

>>116755312
I don't know man, Hinata is more like the introvert type of girl who would go start clubbing or become a goth at age 13-14.
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>>116754923
Not to encourage fan retardation but those two DID make more sense than her and Ron. I mean, Ron grew up to be kind of a dick.

But personally I think Harry x Luna made a fuckton more sense than any of them. I mean, their past trauma and experiences throughout made them instantly click with each other when the met and when they talked to one another they always understood each other on a level that never happened with any other pair.

Thats just me though.
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>>116755392
>SaCOOZra

wat
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>>116755350
A couple more times. She was with him at the start of the war, telling him that he had to be responsible as Gaara's adjutant, and then when they reunited against the Juubi she thought that he'd make a good Hokage.
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>>116755339
She was right to do it though, killing of characters just because they're in the way of a ship is fanfic-tier writing.
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>>116755354
>See, I knew that and found that information irrelevant. Does him being gay butthurt a lot of shippers?

Nah, it just triggered people's autism about the canonicity of author statements and whether it was cowardly to not include a character's homosexuality in the work itself but admit to it once the series was complete.
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>>116755188
I really don't get the appeal of romance between characters who fight all the time. I mean, it's one thing if they start off as enemies and slowly fall in love. But having characters who are supposed to be in love bicker and fight all the time is just not romantic.
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>>116755287
It was around the time people were still crazy about antrax on your mail.
>>116755339
Like pouring gasoline to a fire inside a sawmill
>>116755354
First book was published in 1997, last one in 2007, people who read the first book at age 12 were 22 when the last one came out, and they went absolutely bananas. I guess that happens if you invest your formative years so heavily in a fictional universe.
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>>116752070
I had to check some wiki. She's the grand daughter of the cat lady who gave Juugo his curtain toga in a couple panels of a single chapter maybe nine years ago.
My word this is obscure beyond belief, and yet Kishi couldn't even show Lee's personal life or any of Sasuke's forgotten friends.
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>>116755392
>byakugan butthole.

Good lord. Hinata can X-ray vision herself to see her womb being filled up.

Or find Naruto's prostate.
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>>116755456
Thats like every tsundere animu relationship ever.
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>>116755456
Yeah, Ron and Hermione took it way too far in the last two books. Also, it didn't help that Ron kept getting dumber and dumber while Harry was turning into the Mulder to Hermione's Scully with respect to solving the mysteries of the plot.
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>>116755466
>>116752070
You guys are missing the point.

Cats and dogs.

Cats

and

dogs.

It's perfect.
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>>116755339
I wonder who many of these people are just the same hand full of fan girls who keep backing the wrong horse.
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>>116755456
I guess it shows they're comfortable enough with each-other to talk shit to each-other? I dunno man. It doesn't sound like a particularly appealing relationship
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>>116755483
I don't know how many chakra points sperms have m8
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>>116755502
Perfect? Or doomed?
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>>116755506
Image caption source?
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>>116755506
Fucking trolling DVD captions. I know for a fact that's an outright lie. Bryke are terrible.
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So no one downloaded the entire NS tears gallery?
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>>116755530
A few weeks after the finale of The Last Air Bender, Nick did a marathon where they had a pop up video style commentary on TV.

It was glorious.
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>>116755488
The term tsundere was originally used to describe the transition of anime girls from tsuntsun to deredere as they slowly fall in love and realize their feelings for the MC. And that's fine. But who wants to be around a girl who's tsundere 24/7? That would get real old, real fast.
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>>116752808
Asuma's team was the only team that ever actually had teamwork, though. All the other kids who didn't have clan ties just ended up doing their own things. I don't think Hinata even had a fight together with Kiba and Shino since Kiba's partner was his dog and Shino had bugs.
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>>116755506
Another glorious moment in fandom history.
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>>116755402
>But personally I think Harry x Luna made a fuckton more sense than any of them. I mean, their past trauma and experiences throughout made them instantly click with each other when the met and when they talked to one another they always understood each other on a level that never happened with any other pair.


Harry : Naruto :: Luna : Hinata ?
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>>116755576
Yet Shino's team was able to get their scroll like five minutes into the Forest of Death.
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>>116755525
It will be fine as long as she can take he knot.
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>>116755506
The butthurt from that ending was legendary.
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>>116755566
Akane
Naru
Taiga
Lucy
Etc etc are pretty much all the same shit as in they never actually change. And if they do it's extraordinarily minor.
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>>116749797
Kakashi married Gai and stopped being Hokage to take care of him now that he is a cripple.
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>>116755463
>It was around the time people were still crazy about antrax on your mail.
Whtat fucking book are we at? The antrax scares happened after 9/11 in 2001 and a few years following but Deathly Hollows was published back in 2007.
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>>116755599
They're a tracking team. If they couldn't find a scroll in like 5 minutes flat I'd be seriously worried
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>>116755589
Exactly!
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>>116755643
do NOT sexualize the kakashi
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>>116755655
Last antrax letter to congress I believe was in 2002, but people where scared by it for YEARS. I remember some pundit on tv saying Rowling should check her mail for biological contamination or explosives only to be refused by some other dude by how retarded that sounded.
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>>116755643
I was rooting for Sempai and Kohi but I'm ok with Kakashi/Guy, they deserve happy end with each other.
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How many chapters is the rock lee spin off? and how many episodes of the anime?
I wanna catch Up to them both.
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>>116754612
>A Sharingan user with Uzumaki brand bottomless chakra possibly complete with regenerating skin
>Being a flawed beta with glasses
Nah, she's her mother's kid alright.
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>tfw even in hentai sites there's some retarded comments by some assblasted NaruSaku at how Kishi ruined his manga by having the Naruhina ending...
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>>116755555
>I got quints with 5's
>still no one replies who downloaded the full gallery
Can anyone get "download" to work?
http://imgur.com/a/XKwJ4/all
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>>116755776
pics or didn't happen!
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>>116755716
>refused by some other dude by how retarded that sounded.

Because it was retarded, every letter had been a hoax. Nobody who's concern was security or had kept up with the news on on the subject was seriously concerned about a biological agent like anthrax in the mail.

If I was JK's security guy back then and somebody told me to watch out for that type of shit. I'd probably think he was joking. I'd be more worried about some crazy person rushing her at a book signing or something.
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>>116755736

I was rooting for Kakashi/Shizune...

fuck those fake spoilers.
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>>116753948
How does he not have a fucking ground level beard at that point? Wizard Madara wouldv'e been GOAT
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>>116755796
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>TenTen
>Given less than a hundred lines in a 15 year run
>Did nothing of value
>Failure in life
>Not confirmed to have won the youth bowl
Give me two reasons why Kishi hated her so much. Shoot, give me even one.
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>>116755841
Shizune only wants Tsunade.
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>>116755888
Because she's female
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>>116755888
her name and she looks chinese. Japs hate chinese. They are only cumdumpsters in their eyes.
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>>116755888
she dressed like a chink
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>>116755841
>I was rooting for Kakashi/Shizune
I have no idea where this one is coming from. Kakashi was loner material since day 1. Though half of those final pairings don't make much sense.
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>>116754424
You and me both.
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>>116753816
>got married and are successful
wut
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>>116755872
It's porn, just slick/fap
>>116755888
She was gonna get Neji but he died. So Kishimoto hates her.
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>>116755888

I doubt he hated her. She was just useless because her gimmick was ordinary.

She was a Ninja who specialized in weapon techniques. That isn't a huge leap from Lee's desire to dedicate to only Taijutsu. She had a wider array of tricks and traps at her disposal but overall why would she ever be anything other than ordinary?

She didn't have anything unique. She wasn't amazing. She was normal. A completely normal ninja. Not meant or able to properly hold off people with the occasionally battlefield-destroying abilities that were the cause of all the fuss.

Her and Lee is a cool idea anyway.

>Lee's Taijutsu talent and outlook.
>1010's extensive knowledge of weaponry and the techniques surrounding them.

The little bastard could be a monster. Tripping gates using bo staffs or swords. Fuck yeah.
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>>116755938
Similar age and the fact that Shizune was pretty skilled until she was demoted to a massive jobber?
She was also one of the qtest cakes, unlike Kurenai who aged like milk.
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>>116755483
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>>116756010
But I love cheese.
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>>116756010
So pure fanfiction. Good to know.
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>>116753581
Wait,Naruto is already getting a direct sequel?

And yet,fucking Negima can only get some indirect crossover set in the far future.

There is no justice.
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>>116755402
>>116755589
>>116755685
>Harry : Naruto :: Luna : Hinata ?
Holy fucking fuck! How did I not see this sooner in life? It makes so much sense now!
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>>116751366
>ShikaIno
Fuck off
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>>116755841
I think the only reason Kakashi ended up alone is because he can't forget Rin. It's alright when I think about it though, drinking with Gai from time to time isn't that bad.
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>>116751773
>I would fuck her with my dick
As opposed to what?
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>>116756091
>UQ Holder
>Indirect Crossover

>Not literally a sequel that is just set 80 years in the future, revisits the same places from Negima, is directly influenced by Negima, shares characters directly and has Negi's ultimate fate being a plot point to be explored in the future.
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>>116755997
She could have gotten techniques that used chakra together with weapons, legendary weapons or something. Well she did get those but it was at the very end and it was never expanded on.

Seriously it wouldn't have been that hard to give her something cool. She, Kiba and Shino were pretty much forgotten after Part I.
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>>116756073
>Tsunade is in her sixties, still young and beautiful
>Mizukage is old and fat, but still somewhat pretty
Mei turned to cheese. Kurenai just curdled into mossy putrescence.
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>>116755888
The way I pictured her jutsu, she should have been a mobile fucking fortress. Truly under utilized character.
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>>116756126
He was never in love with Rin though. I think it was more like everyone he cared about kept getting killed and therefor he just stayed away from making stronger bonds with people. Guy won the Kakashibowl because he forced interactions on Kakashi in which made him feel appreciated.
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>>116752874
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>>116756195
and yet kakashi ended up fucking shizune, a woman who is way hotter than Rin could ever hope to be.
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>>116756178
Don't know how to tell you this man but Tsunade is lying to you. She's actually wrinkled as fuck. You think Kurenai is bad, Tsunade is worse
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>>116756212
Nice fanfiction there anon.
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>>116756195
So it's sorta like Naruto and Sasuke, but well done.
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>>116756244
Yeah pretty much.
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Time for uncles
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>>116756219
it's not fan fiction, it's presumably a spoiler from the last.
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>>116756319
>tfw himawari will never meet uncle Neji.

Where's edo tensei when you need it?
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>>116756353
proof
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>>116756319
Now this is sappy garbage.
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>>116752078
I want to eat Ino's pussy out after dozens of fat old men cum insid eher
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>>116756447
why not just suck the dicks directly
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Wasn't Naruto able to outrun every Chunin in the village and get on top of Hokage Rushmore when he was a little kid?
Bolt confirmed for weakest generation.
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>>116755506
I was more butthurt over toph losing the sokabowl
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>>116756484
Fcuk anon, I was drinking soda
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>>116756485
Boruto will need to step up his game if he wants to keep up with Salad's darkness.
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>>116756495
why? she was blind, she was barely even human.
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>>116756516
>burrito denies salad
>salad gets first sharingan stage
>burrito fucks another grill
>salad second stage sharingan
>burrito confess to salad
>salad first stage mangekyou sharingan with susaano dressed as a groom and amaterasu in the shape of hearts
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>>116756319
I still don't get why Hanabi wasn't in the branch family.
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>>116756592
Because she is a girl, that shit only happens to guys.
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>>116756601
This, too, is all part of Hiashi's keikaku.
Unlike Sasuke's dream of reviving his clan left in a kitchen.
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>>116756592

Because Naruto has changed the Hyuuga by sticking his dick into Hinata. Somehow.

Still according to plan.
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>>116756147
It features a completely new cast,the only one in common is Evangeline.And it is a crossover because he keeps making negima references to pull readers in.

>Fate is back and is bad again
>Mage of the begiining still bad
>drags story back to mahora academy for my ratings
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>>116756646
Sasuke is probably restoring the clan as Sakura is left alone with Salad. His trip was not a fucking trip of enlightenment, he is just fucking as many girls as he can throughout the world.
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>>116756592
Because she's way younger than Hinata.
The reason Neji and Hinata dads were spilt is because they were twins and there would be trouble with who would be head of the family.
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Naruto thread about shipping pairings of all things. How is this allowed?
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>tfw favorite character is shisui and he was just fodder for itachi's shit
>tfw i'll never have a hinata for myself

Why fill my lungs with air at this point.
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>>116756674
It's a sequel. Don't be stupid. Just because it doesn't share all the same characters doesn't make it less of one. It's a direct continuation of Negima set 80 years later. That makes it a sequel

Also why do you assume Fate is bad in this? He's shown to be antagonistic to UQ Holder but that's pre-emptively assuming Evangeline is the good guy in this. Fate just wants to rescue Negi which sounds like a pretty good thing to me.

>complaining about the MotB when the Negima manga got ended early with no way to easily reconcile the events that happened necessitating the use of flashbacks like seeing Zazie, Mana and the others hunting him down.

As for the ratings thing, that's fine. It's a sequel from a fanbase that has been recently bitten, giving them a little leeway here and there isn't an issue to anyone but you
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>>116749797
sure

naruhina: kushina told naruto to look for soneone like her but she forgot naruto's personality is similar to hers so he's more suited to a timid girl

sasusaku: sakura is a masochist. To be fair, if sakura's character wasn't fucked up to the extebt it was, i'd like this pairing the most.

temashika: the most obvious one

chouji and black girl: dunno, but i like.

ino and sai: he called her beautiful once as a nickname. Also, ino is into guys likw him. I like tbis pairing, but there wasn't any development to it unfortunately

kiba and cat lady: dunno and don't even care.

did i miss anything?
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>>116756484
Because dicks are gross
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>>116756726
Their dynamic was pretty dope.

>focus on mastering illusions so they can deal with people without directly harming them
>avoid political bullshit and conflict by misdirecting the right people at the right moment

Their damage control skills were keeping the world in place. Fuck Danzo.
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>>116755506
What the fuck is Avatarshit repeatedly being posted in Naruto threads
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>>116755599
>>116755576
Their whole thing was teamwork. Actually a lot like shikamarus team but without the history of their familys.
Shino who had the abilities to go above and beyond to equal or surpass neji and Sasuke stayed behind to help bring his teammates up.
I dont doubt that he could have been made a jonin along with neji but I think he stayed behind for kiba and hinata
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>>116756726
Because tomorrow you're going to wake up and do 50 pushups. Then you've going to go for a jog, maybe a walk. I don't know how fat you are. Don't want to fuck up your knees.

Then you're gonna start eating only veggies for a bit. You need to stop being so fat if you want to get a Hinata.

You can be a better you, anon. It starts TOMORROW MORNING, MOTHERFUCKER.
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>>116756909
Or go to /fit/ and read the sticky cause that's some horrible advice you just gave. Dude got to start slow and easy, especially if he never lifted a day in his life
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>>116756909
Going for a walk and doing almost no pushups is not an easy start?
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>>116756909
I already lift. No lifting ceases the feels tho.
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>>116756904
How does Shino have time to be a teacher when he is the next head of his clan or is the head of his clan by now.

Does Shino not care about training and practicing with his own clan members anymore much less settling clan affairs?
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>>116756904
I dunno, Shino's cousin in Root was the only impressive Aburame, and that's because he actually combined his bugs with old fashioned CQC.
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>>116757052
To be fair, if he went to /fit/ he would stop looking for a Hinata and start looking for a Raikage.
Not that there's anything wrong with it.
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>>116757087
Is being a clan head an actual job, though?
Some of the lesser clans in Konoha probably have zero clout outside of internal affairs, especially during peacetime.
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>>116757105
Darui's the new Raikage, right? I'm surprised that scrub from the seven swordsmen became the new Mizu. I don't see why Mei couldn't keep her job when Oonoki and Danzo lobbied for kage well into their 70s.
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>>116755589
Actually, Hinata and Ginny both had a crush on MC since long ago but used to be way too shy.
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Why is Milfhinata so perfect
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>>116756726
You think ninja bodies would be much sturdier considering how many ninjas got punched through boulders and concrete and several trees yet survived yet Shisui was able to die by simply jumping off a cliff near a river.

Not only that but such a death doesn't guarantee your corpse won't be found.

So if you wanted to suicide as a ninja, shouldn't Shisui just cover himself in explosive tags so no other ninja village or Danzo could explot his corpse?

The writer wasn't clearly thinking of Shisui's death.

Should have kept it ambiguous with Itachi killing Shisui.
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>>116757179
Being Mizukage stops Mei from going out and getting dick game because she has to do paperwork and hand out missions. Also it's obviously pretty hard to get mad D when you're surrounded by guards protecting you
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>>116755215
>>116755249
she's got sakura's eyeshape abd eyelashes. Calm down
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>>116757196
His name was Shisui. He was pre-built to die by drowning in a river. The fact he was blind meant he couldn't swim to land either in case he bitched out
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>>116757179
It was forced plot device by Kishi.

Mei had no reason to retire when she only just got selected to be the next Kage shortly before that meeting in Samurai Village and has like a 30 or 40 year gap between the other kage.

Now that Mei ain't kage anymore, she has no reason to be fit anymore which is really bullshit so fuck Kishi.
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>>116757190
but Ginny never grew out of hiding her feelings, Hinata basically bloomed in front of Naruto's eyes, little by little being swept away by her dedication and sacrifice. Ginny has never snapped harry out of a BSOD and was mostly on the sidelines, even after Harry became her BF.
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>>116757229
Same could be said to Kakashi
How old is mei during the war? Does databook state it?
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>>116757210
Quit making bullshit excuses. 1st Hokage, 3rd Hokage, and 4th Hokage wouldn't have been able to have kids if they had no time for love.

And the only Kage ever shown with such attentive guards was Hanzo and the manga stated such guard detail was only due to paranoia.
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>>116757227
It ain't exactly hard to float.
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>>116757247
True, but then again they are from different stories. Hinata won trough dedication because that's how literally anything is won in Naruto.
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>>116757179
/ss/ is against the law, even if you're kage
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>>116757260
Mei is definitely younger than Kakashi.

I remember Kishi getting fanmail and pretending to answer as Kakashi and he told one girl that he is old enough to be your father so I can't date a girl as young as you since the girl asked a dating question to Kakashi.

And old enough to be your father pretty much implies mid-30s to 40s so Kakashi is very likely older than Mei.
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>>116757260
But Kakashi never wanted to be Hokage, he was obviously just filling in to fulfill Obito's wish until Naruto was prepared and to fit the theme of Naruto being the 7th Hokage. That said, I'm not particularly fond of this either.
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>>116756572
What happens when Bolt NTR's Salad?
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>>116757266
I was making a joke, man. You need to chill a bit.

>>116757292
When you're committing suicide with the explicit intention to drown. I think floating is one of the things you try to keep from your mind. It's not like your lungs are suddenly going to be more resistant to being filled with water, no matter how fit you are
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>>116757306
that alone is a world of difference; Hinata is probably the last remaining proof of Naruto's Nindo, since all the underdog faded away in the second half from him.
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>>116757323
She was never really a shotacon in the first place considering her Dream Guy.
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>>116756701
Because that's all the manga is about apparently.
It's grand finale was something straight out of shipping fanfic so that's all it will be remembered for.
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>>116757338
Pre timeskip kakashi was 27 years old
War kakashi is probably 32 years old
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>>116757376
Since when did a woman have a 27 year old father?
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>>116757260
Both are 31.
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>>116757373
stay salty.
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>>116757392
It's Japan. Naruto is 30 and a father of two already.
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>>116757191
Because...
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>>116757358
Shisui just bitched out. He can't handle instantly dying on bare ground so he choose to supposedly die next to a waterfall.

He is a ninja and there are much more efficient, painless ways to die for such a talented ninja.

You know what a proper suicide was?

Kisame's suicide was a proper ninja suicide that surprised Yamato because after hanging out with Naruto, true ninjas like Kisame just didn't exist anymore.
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>>116757395
About what?
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>>116757196
>die in secret exploding himself while a bunch of ANBU are searching for you

What?

Also Shisui drowned. The river flows so the body wouldnt be found anyway.
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>>116757442
Shisui also wanted Itachi to unlock the magenkyo so he had to see the death.

He had the magenkyo himself so he knew what he was doing.
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>>116757442
While Kisame's was a badass way to die. Shisui drowning himself is thematic. Though knowing Shisui's shit luck, one of Kisame's sharks ate his body
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>>116752539
There's a reason Naruto and Hinata are the only pair with two kids.
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>>116752506
Did you forget that Naruto and Saskeh got their arms blown off and could get them replaced?
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>>116757498
you mean they will decide to...keep it in the family? Is boruhima a legit ship yet?
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I want to sexualize the Himawari
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>>116757525
Do not sexualize the Himawari