"The story of the newly-budding Konoha... Spring 2015, New Chapter: Naruto (title pending), confirmed for short term serialization! Details are in this week's Weekly Jump."
3rd series confirmed. Kishimoto's wild ride never ends
I fucking love when battle/powerlevel manga have comedic chapters / spinoffs
Can't this thing just end for good? Forever? No more spinoffs. No more Rock Lee Springtime whatsits. No more movies and shit. Look at how FMA ended, now that was a respectable decision and Arakawa ended it more or less gracefully.
>Every chapter is about the kids trying to discover their own ways to be a ninja
>First chapter is a LUCHA CHAPTER!!!
>Naruto ending soon
>"one last burst of retards talking about it as it ends and then it'll be gone for good!"
>new series announced
>all the gaiafags now accustomed to making tons of naruto threads because it's ending will continue to shitpost naruto for years to come
>new series is being done by the guy who did rock lee springtime of youth
>funny slice of life ninja shenanigans featuring nardo kids and old nardos
>this is for some reason bad?
the only question is who will be the trap now that neji is dead
Only one thing to do at a time like this.
> get constantly shut down for years by JUMP
> ideas never come to fruition because contract with JUMP and they won't pick anything up that isn't Naruto related
> not his mafia series, not his samurai western, not his hitman in france short, not his mecha series, not his Lucifer and Arthur comedy
> the only thing they publish is his baseball one shot
> eventually just give up and make Naruto forever
Being Kishimoto is suffering. Shueisha won't let him publish anything except Naruto and baseball.
>Sakura ends up just being a dumb useless housewife
what was the point of her shit character? Kishi really missed a great chance to kill her off and make a great moment. Literally no other use for her.
Nope, it's a double chapter so it's taking twice as long as well so I guess that's why it's delayed.
>implying sakura isn't the shittiest character ever next to sasuke
The gaiafag is the model weeaboo. The kind who has a katana collection, is still in high school and wears naruto headbands.
Naruto is synonymous with gaia.
The chapters come out on Thursday now you fucking moron. there is no delay, that's just when it comes out now. If it comes out on Wednesday it's because there's a Japanese holiday and it comes out a day earlier. That's what happened last week but it's not the regular schedule anymore.
>short by naruto standards
Nigger, Naruto so far is 700 chapters long, that's containing both pre-timeskip and Shippuden. Meaning this will be on the same order of length as each of those.
>I am... a lucha!!
Goddamnit, if you're gonna use another language for you epin roleplay do it right
Mate she's going to get 2-3 minutes of screentime in The Last, tops. It's a movie, not a full story arc.
Also since it's a Naruto movie it'll also be shit.
>but Kishi is writing it!
He wrote Road to Ninja too.
>but it looks promising!
Road to Ninja looked promising too.
>but it's canon!
There are worse things than Road to Ninja in the main canon
Naruto's son is called Bort. I think Kishi must've been drunk when he decided on a lot of this stuff in particular.
Guys, "short term" means they are going to check if it sells first before making it run for next 700 chapters.
WSJ needs a new hit. Badly. One Piece is losing steam. Bleach is half dead. Toriko and all the WSJ effort to make it big failed hard. Their attempts to make Nurarihyon into another never ending series failed horribly. And now Naruto is over.
It's spelled Sarada in katakana, and Sarada in katakana is the Japanese rendering of "Salad".
We don't know if her name will ACTUALLY be Salad like "Boruto" is obviously Bolt, especially since like every character's name in this series is written in katakana.
dominant traits or not its still possible to sometimes keep blonde hair
but its not like kishi fucking knows shit about genetic anomalies as reasoning, fucker did it because itd be cute
>Implying Kishimoto has actually written or drawn Naruto since Part 1 ended and it hasn't been all Editor-kun's work
All he does is periodically take breaks from fucking his wife and playing the Ultimate Ninja Storm video games to do interviews and browse the forums to speculate about what will happen next
>Hiashi's face when they're born with normal eyes but can still activate it
Reminder : The reason Shino and Kiba are single is that Hiashi likely dedicated members of his clan to ensuring NEITHER OF THEM would ever look desirable to Hinata. So they were likely being followed around constantly and being fucked up/fucked over whenever they were gonna look cool, and that ruined them for all other girls as well.
>implying a dude made of bugs is sexually appealing at all
>implying Kiba isn't hooking up with his dog
He really didn't have to do anything at all. Besides, Shino would probably try to eat whoever he fucks like a praying mantis or something.
Nah, see but that's them starting the rumors so the girls WILL STAY THE FUCK AWAY
>Did you know the men of Shino's clan actually house INSECTS in their dicks? Something to think about right?
>Don't you think it's kind of weird how "close" Kiba's clan is to their dogs?
They literally assassinated the character and members of the 2 recon clans just to keep Hinata from wanting to bone one.
Hiashi doesn't fuck around. I bet the clans don't even know he did that shit or else Kiba and Shino might be a bit upset with Hinata.
And with that, we have proved the Hyuga clan are the best assassins. You couldn't pull that kind of character assassination with a Sharingan
Naruto characters /a/ likes
>Every attractive female
Naruto characters that /a/ varies on, but are generally tolerated (may be slightly liked or disliked)
Naruto characters that /a/ hates
>Nearly every Uchiha ever
And nobody gives a shit about anyone else.
>Nearly every Uchiha ever
hey. obito is a cool guy.
Where were you when Hinata won the Narutobowl?
>Sasuke's daughter is named Salad
>Naruto's son is named Bort
This shit is worse than the epilogue of Harry Potter. Makes Scorpius Hyperion Albus Potter sound like a half decent name in comparison
Gaiafags think 4chan is for hackers and pedos
Anyone discussig N/a/ruto here is an /a/non, maybe not a full time /a/non, but they've definitely been accustumed to 4chan to not be Gaia-tier retarded
stop it with the muh boogeyman shit, it's /v/ tier
>Hiashi has maybe 10 panels of screentime total
>Beloved on /a/ for master eugenicist plan
We know that the moon fag from the movie is the type of person that will gouge a teenage girl's eyes out, so what are the odds of Naruto pulling some HnK villain forgiveness bullshit?
I just hope he doesn't call him cool.
Will we ever find out what happened to the 40 year old Genin?
>>new series is being done by the guy who did rock lee springtime of youth
Wait, seriously? If you're right, then, damn, I have enjoyed everything that guy did regarding Naruto.
This short series is gonna be sweet, pure comedic brilliance.
He becomes increasingly bitter, unleashing the power of pain™ and hatred™. Eventually this manifests in an instant mangekyo sharingan (the power of butthurt angst is so strong he literally becomes an Uchiha).
40 year old genin is final villain of the new series
Naruto characters /a/ likes
>Every attractive female
Naruto characters that /a/ hates
Wasn't sure how characters like Killer B and Yamato are felt about here. I see occasional positive posts for them, but nothing overwhelmingly major. I mean, everyone loves Guy and Lee. Byakugan users are now considered the Master Race, while the Uchiha are brain-damaged edgelords. No one can hate Kisame, Jiraiya, or post-reincarnation Madara. They're all crazy dudes looking for a fun time. And the intellectual and talented characters like Shikamaru, Kakashi, and Tobirama are appreciated (especially the latter for segregating the Uchiha).
Pain/Nagato completely destroyed his reputation by resurrecting everyone. There is no going back on that. Also, all his talk about pain was nearing Sasuke levels of edgy.
I don't think Itachi was hated as he didn't succumb to the ol' Uchiha brain trauma, but I don't remember him having a strong fanbase on /a/ either.
People generally like Yamato
>Looked like a trap as a child
>tree jutsu is pretty based
>Super nice guy
I know he's just a side character but he made so much of an impression on me that I turned into a faggot for him. I don't even know why either, the fucker is just cute.
I tell people she's Choji fat.
They insist she's cute fat.
She's not cute fat.
Chouji's daughteru is right on the edge. If she keeps hanging out with fat sensei, she'll be not-cute fat. Thank god for dat family technique.
>One Piece is losing steam
Isn't that basically the opposite of the truth? I remember reading something a year or so ago about how One Piece sets first printing records with every new volume.
>Bolt prepares to go to school
>Hinata: "Bolt, give mommy a hug before you go."
>Bolt: "Aw, mom!"
>Naruto: "Oi! Do what she says. I wish I'd hugged your mother when she wanted me to way before I actually did."
Karin ends up with water boy and Sasuke loves Sakura. Those who hope for Karin/Sasuke are as apathetic as the Naruto/Sakura shippers.
She ate Sayaka and stole her cape.
>Bolt: "Yeah, yeah, Dad, I know, tragedies, you're born in era of darkness, your best friend betrays you, blah blah blah."
>Naruto: "Fine, I'll hug your mother then, you ungrateful son."
>Full uncensored hugging right there in front of his own son
When's the last time anyone's talked about Killer B? The last post I remember was when he was standing next to his severed tentacle during the Infinite Tsukuyomi, and people were asking whatever happened to him.
Orochimaru researched immortality as his raison d'etre. I think him being hard to kill is actually fairly justified compared to Jiraiya who decided to spend his normal human lifespan picking up bitches and getting shitfaced on Naruto's dime
>hose who hope for Karin/Sasuke are as apathetic as the Naruto/Sakura shippers.
People like you are fucking retarded. Everyone knows that SS is canon you stupid faggot that doesn't mean he wouldn't have been better off with Karin at least for the superior genetics.
SASUKE BANGS SAKURA AND SAKURA GIVES BIRTH TO BAYONETTA
>Naruto picks Hinata up and spins her around, ballroom dance style
>When she lands, she stands up on her tiptoes and gives him a sweet cheek kiss
>Himawari thinks it's romantic but Bolt makes a gagging face and runs off
Uzumaki are incapable of winning shit where matters. They have a genetic beta curse.
Look at Naruto's mom, giving up her dream for her dad, Naruto himself who never got to score with Sakura and became her matchmaker for years, or Karin who never got the prize she wanted, Nagato who was second to Konan too. They have to settle down in what they can, instead of obtaining first place.
>implying it doesn't awaken the desire to hug right there
>Bolt: "Hey, Sarada..."
>Bolt: "Do you wanna... hug?"
>Sarada blushes and slaps Bolt
>Sarada: "S-STUPID BOLT! SHANNARO!"
>She turns away from him, blushing wildly
the thing that i dont get is, why is the naruto that apears on the movie trailer also apears schooling his kid on that leaked manga page? did he stay the same after all those years or what?
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I was referring to Jiraya. Dude had like no responsibilities, no one fucked with him because no one wants to get rolled by a Sannin, and he spent the last 30-so years of his life fucking bitches, getting drunk and in general just rocking.
Also, being manly as all shit.
I loved the guy, why does he has to die.
Sasuke picked the chick he had grown to care the most over his pre edge years who wanted to stop him when he was obviously being retarded over the crazy bimbo who wanted to feed his edgy fantasies.
He also picked the one who will not age or remain fat and has the most attractive forehead. Itachi gave him a forehead fetish. Think about it, while everyone becomes like Anko eventually, Sakura will remain ripe and youthful.
>Bolt: "Hey, Sarada..."
>Bolt: "...When I left for school, I saw..."
>Sarada: "What? What did you see?"
>Bolt: "...My parents hugging..."
>Stunned silence with Sarada's hands covering her mouth.
>Sarada: "I'm...so sorry."
So does this mean that Naruto is hokage at this point? I know Kakashi was in the movie but did he retire early or something? He's not wearing the hokage robe in the leaks while Naruto is? Has it finally happened?
>Implying Sakura's inferior fences are better then Karins Uzumaki Yin/Yang shit.
THinking situational failures have anything to do with DNA
Seriously both girls a shit but at least Karin had genetics on her side while Sakura is just some ordinary dumb bitch.
Sakura only punched Naruto because she didn't like him. She was all over Sasuke's Dick like a faithful waifu.
If anything, her Sasuke side will conflict with her wish to be a housewife and chidori Bolt telling him he's "annoying."
>scroll through it
>seems pretty cool
>art gets me excited, because I'm falling in love with Kishimoto's art all over again
>have to make effort to recall reading some of that.
>getting pissed off at Sasuke & Sakura all over again
>recall shit dragging out
>Sasuke being 'darkness' and a huge prick, story was about him for a looooong while
>realize I was aware of some events that I popped back in on
>never forgive Kishi for Jaraiya
>realized I quit the series completely back in 2010
Naruto X Tenten
Rock Lee X Sakura
Sasuke X Karin
Choji X Ino
Kiba X Akamaru X Hinata
Shikamaru X Temari
Guy X Kakashi X Tsunade
Garaa X 5th Mizukage
Shino X Madagascar Hissing Cockroach
Yeah, seems strange for Kakashi to step down so fast. In the ONE instance where a Hokage was succeeded by another before dying (the Third) he was pretty damn old when he finally retired.
And then he was forced out of retirement. And then died.
That was the joke man. Hence why I added in the "I suppose the rampant boozing, whoring and being a badass" line.
I'm not under the assumption Orochimaru is in any way living a better life than Jiraiya. I don't think there is a person in the world who wouldn't want to live and die the way Jiraiya did
Naruto's the 7th Hokage, and Kakashi was the 6th. Kakashi's still alive, but retired. Tsunade is still alive as well. In the same panel that shows Kakashi and Guy hanging out, one of the speech bubbles closer to the bottom mentions Oonoki, which may mean that the 3rd Tsuchikage is still alive and kicking.
How they are still on the 3rd while Konoha is on the 7th is a goddamn mystery.
>Seriously both girls a shit but at least Karin had genetics on her side while Sakura is just some ordinary dumb bitch.
Sakura is a "dumb bitch" who became Sannin level at 16 without genetics and has better element compatibility than Karin with Sasuke, if you go by the guidebook. She was also right there next to Sasuke when the last battle happened.
Karin was useless as fuck. Her genetics were pretty shit.
This is without taking into account that Sakura did everything right in opposing Sasuke's idiotic fantasy while Karin represented the 'wrong' way of feeding his edgy urges. Karin is completely wrong for Sasuke who needs someone who would knock sense on him if he allowed it. Those who tried to do this were Naruto, Kakashi and Sakura.
Also Sasuke doesn't like Karin that way. In case of Sakura, you can see why he pushed her away, because she was interfering with his mission, just like Naruto. Karin/Sasuke make as much as sense as Sakura/Naruto, they were together a long time with an interested supportive party but it never happened because no matter what one party was never into them. Sakura/Sasuke obstacle was that they were in opposite sides and Sasuke was trying to rationalize his feelings which Kakashi told him to fuck off.
>Hiwamari grows up to be this
She already has the hair and the eyes
They dont exist. Despite her "sex appeal" she has less Doujins than Tayuya, Temari, and even Shizune.
Ive only ever seen 2 doujins of straight Ino...both were SakuIno. Otherwise she just makes 2-4 page cameos in other Doujins with normally Naruto, actually.
Oh shit nigga slow down. Sakura is not Tsunade level quite yet buddy.
>Karin's genetics were shit
Except when she is an Uzumaki with insane amounts of life-force that she can heal Tsunade who is Senju/Uzumaki.
Aside from that. You can keep the rest.
>Bolt does something to really embarrass Sarada
>she starts to get angry, lightning starts forming around her hand
>Bolt gets scared
>Sarada fights it back and just bashes him over the head
>"W-why do you have to be so..so...annoying?!"
>her face is completely red while she's saying this
I could see some serious tsundere and maybe even yandere moments with those two.
>Karin was useless as fuck. Her genetics were pretty shit.
I don't give a shit about Karin and I want to get in the way of you two arguing about shit girls, still Karin was actually very resourceful due her chakra reserves by virtue of being a Uzumaki, also Kishi decided to make Karin being to able to summon those Uzumaki Trademark Sealing Chains at the last minute, she instantly obliterated Swirl's Zetsu wooden summon that was giving Edo Hiruzen some trouble only a few seconds prior.
If she ever drops Sasuke's
>why the fuck do you care about me so much
quote my sides will leave orbit.
>Look I think Karin is better for Sasuske simply for restoring his clan.
Karin isn't the person he regards as part as his family/clan. The only one who gets that vibe is Sakura. Team 7 is his new clan so to speak. So he takes the chick and makes their kid marry Naruto (clan member) son. He's not attached to the 'clan' in the sense of bloodline, but in the sense of family.
Sakura is also way more accomplished than Karin. Females are treated like shit by Kishi, but Sakura was the one also fighting Kaguya. Deeds speak louder.
As someone mentioned, her element compatibility is perfect for Sasuke too (Hinata's element compatibility was perfect for Naruto too). That and the reason I mentioned: when Sasuke went full edge, she tried to stop him and never gave up in trying to set him straight, she got Naruto to cooperate with her for this. Meanwhile Karin fed his dangerous fantasy and never complained fully. She went and serve him like a lackey.
Sasuke is conscious he made a huge fucked up. Karin's not a proper girl for him because she encouraged his worst side while Sakura was always the girl who was trying, in all her limitations, to keep his DARKNESS in check. That's what Sasuke needs the most.
Like what Naruto needs the most is someone like Hinata, Sasuke needs someone like Sakura.
Pretty much, this stopped meaning anything by the time Pain was hyped as the guy who killed Hanzo, the guy who the Sannin had a tie, a fucking tie, to be revered as the Great Sannin.
Apparently the spoiler scans going around have been confirmed as fake. Anyone got any info on this?
story I got so far is
>The spoilers are confirmed FAKES. It was created by a twitter user who has since confessed and deleted his page. Kishi confirmed that the actual manga was not spoiled and will come out tomorrow. Spread the word. There’s hope still.
Everyone got shit on except Hinata, who won the Naruto Bowl
>Sakura alone and in the kitchen with no one to make sandwiches for
>Sasuke's kid comes over to visit old maid Sakura; continually reminding her by existing how she lost the Sauce
Being an Uzumaki doesn't guaranteed she's good. Like Hyuuga have different levels of capacity. Not everyone is Neji.
All women in Naruto are shit, even Hinata who has done nothing but repeat a guy's name in the sidelines because Kishi hates women this much. Karin's actions aren't as impressive and she fell to main villain as always.
She's also destined for the water boy, they had a genuine relationship.
>Kishi confirmed that the manga will come out tomorrow
>Official release in Japan is on Sundays
>Kishi announcing the release of leaks
Even Naruto wouldn't believe it.
You stopped reading on Part 1. Which is nine fucking goddamn years ago. Just read the manga if you want the details. If you want the broadest sketch:
>Sasuke remains edgy as fuck
>Sasuke finally able to kill Orochimaru through eye hax
>Sasuke creates a team from other humans Orochimaru experimented on so he can kill Itachi.
>Sasuke finds Itachi, fights him, wins
>Turns out Itachi's good all this time, he did all the horrible things to 'protect Konoha'.
>Sasuke gets angry, wants to kill not only the Hokage but also other Kages
>Shit goes insane bananas, like Infinite Bananas
>Meets Orochimaru again
>Orochimaru revived the four dead Hokage
>Learned about the village's past
>Decided to fight for it for now
>Defeats the main big bad
>Be edgy again, tries to kill the living Kage, again
>Gets beaten by Naruto, cries like a bitch.
>Sakura gets stronger, can make super strong punches
>Depressed when the name Sasuke is mentioned
>Don't know what to do about Sasuke
>Fake-confesses to Naruto, in hopeless attempt to make him stop chasing Sasuke
>Gay love lives
>Decided to join Sasuke
>No wait, wants to fight Sasuke
>In war, when Sasuke joins in, finally Team 7 is reunited, time to kick some ass!
>Big bad is defeated, Sasuke goes evil, Sakura tried one last time to stop him
And now you're up to date! Sakura/Sasuke isn't really a thing in Part 2 until very very lately.
All Uzumaki shown on screen were comendable in one way or another, just like the Senju, it's not far fetched to think that by just being born one already grants you pretty good abilities.
Why is Kishi so lewd? Look at babbies' handholding.
Karin's feelings for Sasuke and Sakura's are exposed well in the 'favorite'. In case of Karin, it's more selfish, she wants to 'win him over' and 'make him hers' as priority. Sakura prioritizes his well-being and set him back from the darkness in her empathy over her lust.
Crush vs love.
Sasuke/Sakura is fucking retarded and you don't have to be a delusional NH shipfag to see it. He literally felt nothing for the bitch until the very VERY last page.
>I know we tried to kill each other but I still love you.
>flicks her forehead
>has a kid together
I mean seriously this shit is retarded.
I can't stand Sasuke's edgloard shit but no one deserves to end up with Sakura.
It's nice to see you're taking this so seriously.
It actually makes sense, Sasuke probably found it incredibly hot that Sakura would even have the gall to TRY and kill him. But most of all, like he explained in the last chapter about Naruto, being around them is what made him soft and so he had to disconnect his feelings. Sasuke probably always liked Sakura or at least was open to it, but he was goal oriented and look what he wasn't afraid to do to Naruto, his best friend. So nah, it's nt really far fetched honestly, plus of course the itachi forehead thing writes itself.
I wonder how Studio Pierrot and the investors will exploit the animation, will they try to continue on their own, GT style, or wait for the spin-offs to gather as much material as they can, or movie series?
What if rock lee becomes the next big bad still only using taijutsu.
>I know we tried to kill each other but I still love you.
He tried to kill everyone, but in Sakura's case, at least he was stopped or wasn't trying as much as when he wasted Karin for less.
He could have killed her when he knocked her out last chapters, but he didn't. He did exactly to Sakura what Itachi did to him so Sasuke would hate him. Sasuke is an autistic retard in handling his emotions.
But before he decided to go FULL edge on his team, Sakura was the girl he wanted to protect and got madly pissed off if someone hurt her. Before that, she was the first who calmed him down to fight Oro's seal.
She was the only girl he show something remotely romantic, amidst his boner for Naruto.
Almost nothing happened between them in part one and he didn't particularly like her then either. Also she tried to kill him. Not only did he tried to kill her but she tried to kill him too. It's completely illogical.
We have literal proof of her good genetics. She healed Tsunade who had just enough Chakra to stablize but not heal the other Kage. That is prodigious amounts of Chakra no matter what you think.
We can safely assume being an Uzumaki is going to pass down good Chakra reserves if nothing else. The Uzumaki are explicitly famous for being long lived and plentiful in Chakra.
Even if she's the shittest of shit-tier. She's still going to be a benefit to any kid she gives birth to just from the base stats
So which would you prefer, Hanabi remaining blind or Ninja Jesus restoring her eyes?
Add to that, a lot of the translations are inaccurate which gave the impression that he was more mean spirited toward her. It was obvious they'd end up together after said he had no reason to love her, and vice versa without ever saying he DIDN'T like her.
>Almost nothing happened between them in part one and he didn't particularly like her then either.
You're pretty damn dense. Hinata/Naruto, Sasuke/Sakura were obvious in the ending. Sasuke's separation from Konoha happened with Sakura, it was Sasuke trying to cut all ties and the one who figured this shit out wasn't Naruto, it was Sakura. Sakura was also the one who got Naruto into the rescue Sasuke team, because she persisted and because she knew he could do it.
Hinata was the last person who saw Naruto leaving the village too. It's a "I will wait for you" romantic cliché in both the girls' cases.
Sasuke didn't end up with Sakura earlier because he was busy with a lot in his plate and romance would be a distraction, but he show all the signs he reciprocated but he was suppressing it. Meanwhile Hinata and Naruto needed to wait until Sasuke and Sakura sorted their shit, so Naruto would move on from that mess.
>She remains blinded
>However, one other sense dominates even more
>She can hear heartbeats, but she can hear far more
>She can hear the flow of air
>She can hear the flow of chakra, inside and outside
>Trips on a rock
And I'm not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I'm not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano'o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu. I'm NOT Talking about sagemode sage of the six paths Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Super Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, Rinnegan, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped with Shining Trapezohedron while casting Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann as his Susanoo, controlling the Gold Experience Requiem stand, having become the original vampire after Alucard, able to tap into the speedforce, wearing the Kamen Rider Black RX suit and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu and having eaten Popeye's spinach. I'm talking about sagemode sage of the six paths Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Legendary Super Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, Rinnegan, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped with his Shining Trapezohedron while casting Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann as his Susanoo, controlling the Gold Experience Requiem stand, having become the original vampire after having absorbed Alucard as well as a God Hand, able to tap into the speedforce, wearing the Kamen Rider Black RX suit, with Kryptonian DNA implanted in him and having eaten Popeye's spinach while possessing quantum powers like Dr. Manhattan and having mastered Hokuto Shinken.