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>you will never wash Shinobu's hair

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>you will never wash Shinobu's hair
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>>114362294
>touching blonde hair
Not even once.
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>>114362294
No need to remind me, op. I hope the waifu age comes soon, I don't think I can keep living without this.
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>>114362294
>normalfags watching this episode
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>You will be able to enjoy girls from Shaft anime because they're all unwatchable boring trash.
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>You will never smell Shinobu's feet.
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How can you be sure?
Virtual reality soon...
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>you will never read BL with mokey
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>>114364342
I want to die
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>>114364342
Anon please.
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>>114362555
>you won't survive until the waifu age

Fucking leukemia, at least I'll enjoy a few more seasons.
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>>114362294
>no nipples
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>>114362294
>no pubes
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>>114364342
>while they walk on your face
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>>114364616
god speed anon
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>you will never keep Shinobu at bay with a crucifix, and hammer a stake through her heart reducing her to red dust
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>>114364342
>Before cumming on them.
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>>114364616
Convert to based Islam and get 72 waifus.
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>>114364342
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>>114364342
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>Shinobu will never step on your dick
Why go on ;_;
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>>114365297
Everybody just shares the same 72 chicks on a time share program.
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>>114362432

Look at this faggot
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>>114365451
>>114365297
Who even said they would be girls? It only said virgins on the sign,
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>>114364886
>Eight year old girl
>Pubes
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>>114366026
>implying shes 8
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>>114366026
Puberty sometimes hits early.
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Posting best girl
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>>114366080
There's no 'implying' about it
Shinobu has the form of an eight-year-old by default
>>114365952
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>>114365952
heart under blade best girl
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>>114364342
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>>114365952
12 year olds are the best
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>>114366445
That sentence is my motto.
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>>114366433

I don't even like feet
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>>114366433
>>114366535
>Those legs will never be wrapped around your neck
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>>114364342
>all of the footfags come out of the woodwork

disgusting
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>>114366213
body wise. shes still 500 year old Kiss-Shot Acerola-Orion Heart-Under-Blade
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I'd rather brush her teeth if I am honest.
Imagine running the bristles across those delightfully sharp fangs of her, maybe giving them a closer examination with your tongue just to make sure they are nice and clean. Then just to be sure you could recommend she puts them to use afterwards by biting your neck and draining your life force drip by drip.

That's much better than washing her hair in my book.
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>>114366714

Hair > feet > fangs
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>>114366714

>implying letting her bite you after you bathe her isn't diamond tier boner
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>>114362294
>>114366433
>>114366752
How can Araragi resist a body so soft?
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>>114366714
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>>114366808

because senjou would chop off his genitals and make him eat it if she knew.
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>>114366808
He's definitely going to get some Shinobu at one point.
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>She will never suck you dry
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>>114366917

>implying she wouldn't keep you alive if she preferred the taste of your blood over others
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>>114366861
>Implying it doesn't turn her on
They've all basically already had sex with each other since Shinobu feels everything Araragi does
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>>114366808
He can't
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>>114367094
>That complete submission at the end
Oh god
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>>114362294
Meh, I rarely wash mine
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>>114367094
>>114367178
Anyone have a webm of this?
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>>114367094
>>114367178
When was this? I don't remember this scene
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>>114367293
s2 hachikuji's goodbye arc
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>>114367293
Shinobu Time
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>>114367293
It was after the credits (don't know what episode) you can google shinobu kiss for the scene.
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>>114367094
Araragi kissing Shinobu has some serious results. Because they are linked and share their sensations Araragi would feel Shinobu feeling his kiss. The three major possible outcomes are:

1. The shared sensations have a transmission delay. When they kiss, the sensation would reverberate forever between them for all eternity.

2. The shared sensation is infinite. The intensity of the kiss would be so great it would be permanently burned into his soul.

3. The shared sensation is not literal and instead purely a deep rooted empathic sensation. This is actually very possible and happens in real life. If this is the case Shinobu already occupies such a large portion of Araragi's heart that Senjo being relevent is only an illusion due to the blinding magnitude of his empathic connection with Shinobu.
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>>114365858
homosexuals are haraam
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Between 1 to 10 how pedofilic is this scene?
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>>114367509
>If this is the case Shinobu already occupies such a large portion of Araragi's heart that Senjo being relevent is only an illusion due to the blinding magnitude of his empathic connection with Shinobu.
Batfags, ladies and gentlemen
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>>114367509
Now imagine they fucked.
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>>114367607
Stay mad. Stay salty.
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>>114367630
Mad about what? Senjougahara won. She won in the very beginning and it was never in doubt. The entire series is full of them having a normal, healthy, loving relationship.
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>>114367509
I'm pretty sure it's just Shinobu who feels what Araragi does, not the other way around
On the other hand, here's an amazing doujin using that idea
http://exhentai.org/g/507497/db6e855bd2/
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>>114365952

Something about these loli legs in slutty hi-heels does things to my dick.
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>>114367686
>and crab being NTR'd
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>>114362294
>you'll never sexually harass Hachikuji just for the lulz
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>>114367686
>Araragi and Crab
>normal, healthy relationship
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>>114368037
>lulz
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>>114366837
is she the master of keks?
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>>114368081
:^)
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>>114367987
You know, contrary to popular belief, Araragi never has sex with any other girl
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>>114368063
Where are their shadows?
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>>114362294
Where are her nipples? Also did this show stop being shit after season 2?
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>>114368144
nigga what
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>>114368140
>You know, contrary to popular belief, Araragi never has sex with any other girl

Doe he have sex with Shinobu if shinobu can feel his dick every time it slides into Senjo?
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>>114368144
little girls don't have them
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>>114368215
That's more like Araragi jerking Shinobu's metaphysical girldick using Senjougahara as an onahole
So not really
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>>114368317
Hot.
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>>114368317
Stop giving me a boner.

Jacking off Shinobu's girldick would be well worth giving Aragi a hand job. I just would hope I could see her writhe when he comes.
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>>114368317
>jerking Shinobu's metaphysical girldick using Senjougahara as an onahole
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>>114369002
Absolutely repulsive
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>>114362294
110% pandering:The anime
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>>114369260
Show me a non-pandering anime
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>>114369002
I want to lick her back
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>>114369260
>Pandering
>Implying anyone wanted this
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>>114367690
I got stuck on page 4.

> You will never have a blonde loli vampire take a bath with you and snuggle your boner between her asscheeks.

Why even live?
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>>114369489
Why haven't you gassed yourself yet.
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>>114369612
Just when I thought I'd never see another lucky star reference again.
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>>114368144
One of the shots in this scene has them, just about.
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>make Shinobu in artificial academy
>she is always mad with me so cant fuck

l-like it would be in real life ;_;
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>>114370542
I feel like it would be super fun to bring them on a long road trip
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>>114362294

how can Japan air that on TV?
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>Shinobu will never pee on your dick
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>>114371081
>Bringing Mayoi to a road trip
I don't think so Tim.
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>You will never have a life long partner who's always in your shadow
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What would you do if Nisiosin cut Shinobu's hair just like every other fucking girl in this series?

I dont know if I could handle it.
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>>114371081
Would you be driving a shady van during this "long road trip"?
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>>114371239
>Shinobu will never pee in your mouth, and look down at you smugly mocking you
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>>114371239
This exclusive high class taste fetish right here.
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