>you will never wash Shinobu's hair
>normalfags watching this episode
>You will be able to enjoy girls from Shaft anime because they're all unwatchable boring trash.
>you won't survive until the waifu age
Fucking leukemia, at least I'll enjoy a few more seasons.
>Eight year old girl
There's no 'implying' about it
Shinobu has the form of an eight-year-old by default
12 year olds are the best
>Those legs will never be wrapped around your neck
I'd rather brush her teeth if I am honest.
Imagine running the bristles across those delightfully sharp fangs of her, maybe giving them a closer examination with your tongue just to make sure they are nice and clean. Then just to be sure you could recommend she puts them to use afterwards by biting your neck and draining your life force drip by drip.
That's much better than washing her hair in my book.
How can Araragi resist a body so soft?
>Implying it doesn't turn her on
They've all basically already had sex with each other since Shinobu feels everything Araragi does
>That complete submission at the end
Araragi kissing Shinobu has some serious results. Because they are linked and share their sensations Araragi would feel Shinobu feeling his kiss. The three major possible outcomes are:
1. The shared sensations have a transmission delay. When they kiss, the sensation would reverberate forever between them for all eternity.
2. The shared sensation is infinite. The intensity of the kiss would be so great it would be permanently burned into his soul.
3. The shared sensation is not literal and instead purely a deep rooted empathic sensation. This is actually very possible and happens in real life. If this is the case Shinobu already occupies such a large portion of Araragi's heart that Senjo being relevent is only an illusion due to the blinding magnitude of his empathic connection with Shinobu.
>If this is the case Shinobu already occupies such a large portion of Araragi's heart that Senjo being relevent is only an illusion due to the blinding magnitude of his empathic connection with Shinobu.
Batfags, ladies and gentlemen
I'm pretty sure it's just Shinobu who feels what Araragi does, not the other way around
On the other hand, here's an amazing doujin using that idea
>Araragi and Crab
>normal, healthy relationship
That's more like Araragi jerking Shinobu's metaphysical girldick using Senjougahara as an onahole
So not really
>jerking Shinobu's metaphysical girldick using Senjougahara as an onahole
>Implying anyone wanted this
What would you do if Nisiosin cut Shinobu's hair just like every other fucking girl in this series?
I dont know if I could handle it.