It was just the first episode but I already know I'm fucked, screwed, raped, and any other verb used as a metaphor for meeting an awful fate.
Also I'm leaving this thread now in case of spoilers.
Haikyuu. GO GO LETS GO LETS GO DATEKO
Depending on if I survive to the point where the get all their mechs, I should be OK. If not, I hope I can go down in a blaze of glory. Just pierce the heavens I guess
Oh great, I'm flung straight at that crazy club getting kissed by a "goddess", which will awaken what I truly desire while also dealing with a corrupt cop lusting for my dick even if it means fucking me in my sleep.
Not that I didn't want you to be fuckked instead of screwed... Ba-Baka!
Living in Meiji Era Japan? I'm probably screwed
>Jojo Part 3
I live nowhere near the route from Japan to Egypt, so unless I have a Stand, my life would most likely be pretty much the same, but in the Late 80s/Early 90s.
Even if I do have a Stand, Dio probably won't leave Egypt just to "recruit" me, so I'd probably use my Stand's power to become a super hero or something.
Ohh you'll get the sword alright you little semen demon
Oh great, I get to be the inspiration for the childhood friend that gets friendzoned in Nozaki's manga. I have enough experience.
I'd be a peon. but atleast I'll have fun
I now live in an average anime universe, and there's even the chance of a vampire sucking away any of my anxiety, fear or stress.
I guess I'd be in for a
>Still watching Captain Shit
I really hate the new OP, also I haven't seen an anime this slow since Eureka 7.
Pretty sure the only reason to watch this show is for lewd girls and that doesn't happen as much as I want it to.
Does that mean I get a loli Sakura?
>all these faggots thinking just because they're in that world they're suddenly friends with the MC or get to be with their waifu
It's not so simple, anons. You're still just you, even in 2D.
I have no doubt in my mind I would be the mook to actually get a kill on a titan, then when I'm all "Yeah! I didn't get fucked!" The building next to me would fall on top off me from damage while fighting the titan.
Knowing my luck, Miss Balalalalika would want me dead for some shit.
Since I'm ineligible to be a selector, life wouldn't be any different.
Last time I even watched anime was back when Madoka aired in Japan, so...kinda? But I'm not a cute teenage girl so I guess I'd have that going for me.
Now manga on the other hand? That'd range from "temporary suffering" to "ABANDON ALL HOPE".
Do I hang out with the main characters or what?
If I'm lucky, I get just enough screen time to make you feel bad later when I get murdered and then devoured by ants.
>i get to live in the same universe as Seo
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
There isn't a single guy in sight (is that one a guy?), I'd probably have to fuck them all to save the world.
I guess I'd do it, I guess.
brb, becoming a Martian god and making Earth my bitch
I only hope that I'll get to see Koko's face when she realizes that her plan is a complete failure.
Seriously, why the fuck would knocking out everybody's aircraft somehow end all war. Bitch have you looked in a history book. People can fight on the ground just fine.
I should be fine if i don't live near gotham
Lucky for me I can die all I like and still appear a week later.
Nothing changes. I live somewhere.
You guys have to realize you don't get any of the special conditions of being in a world, You are just an ordinary citizen. OP says nothing about gaining any powers.
Nothing really changes.
Things get a little more animated I guess but otherwise the same.
>watching the original Mobile Suit Gundam
Well, I don't have the Titans like you do but I do have Zeon shitting in my cornflakes. Wonderful.
>Kyoukai Senjou no Horizon
Well, unless I get involved in a recreational battle of some sort, I'm fine. Otherwise, I'm fucked.
Either way, I'm gonna enjoy those girls walking around wearing skintight suits, god damn.
Who was best girl?
The formula is Sawashiro = Best girl, but Watashi is better than Y
>hunter x hunter
gotta get me some of dat there nen.
Whose up for a long winded training arc where we develop our manly bonds and our specialized nen techniques and then set off for the dark continent?
>I can't remember what the last anime I watched is.
Uh... Shit. Can I use a manga instead?
>I Am a Hero
I'm completely fucking screwed.
>Girls und Panzer
I am completely okay with this.
>Spice & Wolf
Well, I can't complain, I guess I'd live a simpler life but that's about it.
>Mad Bull 34
I'm already dead or raped to death.
>be a farmer
>sow and till the land
>marry a homely woman of the village and have many babies
>eventually catch a fleeting glimpse of what looks like a giant wolf god as you pass away watching the sun set over your crops as an old man
Probably wouldn't be that bad.
I want a peaceful life Anon, along with the fact I would more than likely be a low born in an agrarian society. If anything, the best I could hope for is my children's children making it into the merchant class.
RAGE ON MABUSHII HIKARI Somehow I don't even mind.
I guess it'd be okay, but I'd just sit around and be jelly at all the magic users.
>Record of Lodoss War
I wouldn't know, I haven't gotten around to watching yet. I skimmed through an episode because I was looking for something that was actually in Slutty Princess Diaries.
I'm ready to climb mountains.
I am super fucked, I live in Edgy-Town.
Everyone only has black and white moral thinking. Murder is the general answer to any problem, rape, hunger and violence are my daily struggle.
I would basically rape and kill as much as I can before justice force power rangers chop me to pieces-
I'll probably be fine, just don't get involved with random nutters.
>Clannad After Story
The ride never ends
Eh, unlikely I will ever run into something dangerous.
But JoJo 2 is set in 1938, so am I too in 1938 now?
Well, sucks, because I'm German. Better fuck off to Switzerland or USA as fast as possible.
Or be heroic and try to kill Hitler, that would also fuck up the whole story for JoJo 3 to 5 if I succeed.
Maybe try to get a stand first, since I know how to and where I can find the arrows. Even if they would most likely kill a useless nerd like me.
Depends? Would I be the Prota? Or Just "some guy in that world" because both anime and manga I consumed last play in normal Japan.
so it would be the world of NHK
or the world of Nozoki Ana if it's manga and honestly? I want to be the protagonist in that one. Oh please god.
I am literally only send to the year 1918 and to my country
I am probably going to die in the second world war. Thanks OP
Captain will save us!
Pretty damn good so long as I get to with Sinon. Even if I don't, still good.
FUCK YOU I'M SPIRAL NOW
Patlabor TV. I get to live in future year 1999 where giant robots are a normal thing and everything else is normal? Nice.
This is the only thing that would hint at it, I've read about it but I've forgotten whether or not it was intentionally made that way.
>Id rather live 1 day as a lion than 100 years as a sheep
That is what every edgelord says but when death comes they piss themselves like a baby. having had near death experience I can tell you that deep down everybody wants to live as long as they can.also life of a lion is not as good as it looks
well I don't know. romanticism always makes being a lone wolf,lion or a moralfag look good but in real life its not as much fun . fuck even as kenshiro you would have to fix your own worn out shoes.
What do we need dead people for ? why was all the resources that went into raising them ?
Living in a world where every story needs to be told through narration instead of interaction with the characters and environment.
One guy has anger issues for no other reason than to have anger issues. Police surprisingly non-existant for his entire life of destroying everything he comes into contact with.
One guy is beta as fuck but buys a computer and learns html and creates a website in a week and a half and starts a gang which gains national fame for its colorlessness.
One guy wakes up early for the first day of school, puts on his uniform, grabs his backpack and treks to school for the sole purpose of telling his classmates that he's not going to school. His "better things to do" involve walking around with a girl.
Best friend of beta guy is just a massive faggot all the time and his only purpose seems to be to introduce beta guy to the people who actually matter.
I now live in a bustling Japanese city in which any figurines I may desire are a short walk down the street and any potential danger comes from walking down an alleyway in which all the dangerous people wear huge signs indicating it.
>What do we need dead people for ? why was all the resources that went into raising them ?
They die for a fucking purpose obviously, that's why they're lions.
I take the quote metaphorically not literally.
The sheep stays ignorantly bliss within the herd and lives a long life, the lion lives a short but powerful and influential life.
Welp, I'm pretty sure I would kill myself stupidly by falling at some point. That or I would get myself killed by the Thought Police for looking at the sky too much.
I would be a soldier for the human side, which isn't a very hopeful prospect.
I'm too old to be selected as a pilot, so I guess it's exactly the same as reality. Unless I get stepped on by a monster or my universe disappears.
A world with Onii-sama.
I fucking wish.
In the world where every likable character dies, I would probably end up living forever
Assuming I'm not also suddenly a middle school student or teacher who took part in Sachiko Ever After, I think I should be fine.
Yoshiki best boy
>[[touch fluffy tail intensifies]]
unless I have whatever the hell Makishima has that makes sibyl not consider him a crminal even when he's muirdering a person, I'm fucked.
time to kill myself before sibyl sends cops to kill me
Just ask for a job in that offline robot facility where they can't scan your CC. Earn enough to become full terminator cyborg and spend rest of your life in virtual reality fucking your waifu.
My dreams of becoming a little girl will finnaly come true
>Kyoukai Senjou no Horizon
Well the world's kind of going to end in a few months, but at least I'll be pretty safe from dying so long as I don't live in a city that was historically razed, or living in the Musashi
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. I'm extremely okay with this.
Build a family with a cute girl deity and get a bunch of babies,not bad at all.
Oh fuck no, someone pls help me.
I don't speak Japanese.
Did a Japanese high school just press gang me into becoming a teacher?
Unless I am somehow mysteriously required to live in the immediate area of Tokyo or whatever where all the Alium bullshit is going down, and moreover, WHEN it's going down, my life is essentially very similar to now, aside from me living in a time period I've already lived through, albeit as a younger man.
Since it's more or less Earth as we know it, I might even end up being basically where I am right now, or very close to it.
Of course, if I do get mixed up in that crap I'm kind of screwed being a Baka Gaijin in Tokyo who doesn't really speak such good Japanese and doesn't even have papers and risks maybe getting eaten by something unpleasant/arrested/getting shit from local punks or cruel high school kids who want to beat up a foreigner.
So back in high school only it's in Japan at a school that randomly has two newspaper clubs. I'm as good or better than now.
How screwed am I? Every day, hopefully.
I should be fine, as long as I'm the Producer getting some Idol
have a big rack?
have the biggest gun?
work as a gravure model?
If you answer yes to everything, yes it is, you will die first always.
Usually I laugh at these cause I know that it woudint be that bad but lately I've watched the following three magi id probably end up in the slums or worse, then clannad which is just real life with tough ass chicks fml and sword art online in which my life would be most likely the same but with virtual reality so fuck it I lose but clannad was my last so fuck
If I just woke up in the 90's, I'd be a little pissed, but I'm pretty sure I'd survive. If I actually woke up in FUCKING ROANIPUR though, well...
On the one hand, I'm a welder so I MAY be able to ply my trade and earn at least enough to survive.
On the other, I am going to fucking die. I am going to die fucking horribly and there's litterally not a goddamned thing I can say or do that will change that fact.
Well, if I live far away from Japan, I'm fine. All the Gastorea shit happens only in Japan.
I'm gonna do pretty good
>tfw get to pilot operator as fuck jesta
basically, my life would be the same as now, but with more
fuck yeah i can go full dagumi and do downhill drift races and shit
>cute traps everywhere
its a dream come true
I'm in Upotte!
I'm perfectly fine with this, I'm a /k/ommando anyway.