"Things you've always wanted to see in anime but never will"
A show about lonely Christmas Cakes doing lonely Christmas Cake things.
Last episode of Kiniro Mosaic is right up your street.
Accurate and reverent treatment of western history/philosophy. And of their own history, for that matter. I know some manga already manage this.
This. Maybe a show about MILFs too.
Adding on to this, a stoner character portrayed in a positive way with his weed habit shown as ultimately harmless, and maybe even positive as it relaxes her after a hard day of work.
No, I mean like this, not shitty references in a comedy
I want an anime that consciously avoids anime tropes that are only ever copied on shows for the sake of anime tradition
>I'm late! Better run to school with my toast in my mouth!
>Let's make exaggerated cutesy movements and expressions in public for no reason!
I want an anime where the characters act like humans and not anime characters. Hope that makes sense.
>Accurate and reverent treatment of western history/philosophy. And of their own history, for that matter. I know some manga already manage this.
I pray to God Vinland Saga and Vagabond never animated. I don't want my favorite series to be the new Attack on Titan.
So you want an anime composed of either:
1- All boys
2- Disgusting fat females
The first ones already exist. The second, not so much, but I doubt that will happen. Studios need to sell anime to make money you know.
Teppu in anime form
Strong, sadistic female lead
Lack of pandering to neckbeards
Horror genre not being shit
Battle Royale-like anime with no MC
Punk/metal girls becoming a thing
Cute knight girls doing cute medieval things
Harem with psychopathic girls killing each other for MC
Maybe 2edgy, but shit would be fun.
>by the fandom
Are you retarded?
These would have too much SUFFERING for me to bear.
That would be a disaster waiting to happen. Since the anime fanbase is NEETS and most anime studios know that they'd be tempted/pressured to add traditional anime tropes like fanservice, moe, superpowers. In such a highly political and real life setting it'd just end up offending a shitload of people and it'd be disaster.
Anime should just stay away from real politics.
Here's the kicker, dipshits: men will still sexualize landwhales because it's women who have strict attractive-person standards, not men.
Just look at porn - not just straight porn, either. Gay porn too. You've got every legal age group, every body type, every ethnicity, every hair color, every kink.
But they're still voiced by actual black actors, right?
I'd like an anime where the supposedly protagonist dies early on the in the anime, the background characters become the main characters, continued they have some problems while going through their young adult lives, most of them doesn't get what they want (Hopefully all of them)
All the anime I've watched so far, and please do tell if there is any that is different from this, is about characters that experience hardship but in the end they all or someone experience happiness, or some kind of melancholic ending.
>I'd like an anime where the supposedly protagonist dies early on the in the anime
Aw shit, I remember getting that idea a year ago or something.
That would be so good no matter the genre
TTGL had something like this but it was still slightly obvious from the onset. Kamina was looking like the hero and MC from the start but then he goes bye-bye and simon takes the reins.
>In such a highly political and real life setting it'd just end up offending a shitload of people and it'd be disaster.
it would offend americans, if handled properly an anime about the VDV could be fucking badass
There's a guy inside selling bootleg DVDs. Mostly anime, but he's no pleb - it's a pretty good selection. He also has CDs for sale, all of which are artists referenced in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
It's not an anime, but you just described this show exactly.
A anime about bodybuilding
I want this book animated.
It would be fucking amazing and a real breath of fresh air to counter all the romanticized images of Japanese culture and history.
Genocide by gas attacks and urban-scale warfare between humans and cyberized humans (like the Major from GitS).
Basically, mass slaughter/genocide
Harem where all the girls are either tomboys or reverse traps.
An anime all about clothing, not like shitty Pradise Kiss
>loli going around calling people bumbaclot
Nope. Born bald, can't grow coarse body hair. It happens sometimes. He wants to give others what he can't have.
Which barber, though? There's never just one barber.
A barber thats from Harlem or the South Bronx. Say he's a retired drug lord that fled to Japan with his crew to avoid prosecution. Crew includes a couple Jamaican guys, some Bloods, and a few Dominican friends he works with.
When they flee to Tokyo, they use the only skill they have left: Cutting hair
Jojo is definetely a step in the right direction, but I was refering more to female clothes.
You probably didn't bother with Nisekoi, but that has a very high amount of different outfits for all the girls in manga, anime and app.
I want something like Joshiraku, which also had great outfits that changed regularly, but about clothes
That's what Japan thinks of them.
Why do you think they are rarely any black people in anime?
Sup plot would be rivalry between 2 hair salons, and all the different cultural clashes.
One episode would be cook off during a school's cultural festival, where the salon owner's use the MC and his friends/rivals a proxy for their own rivalry.
You must not know anything about business or hair salons, because a men's barbershop and a women's hair salon don't really compete for profit since they don't have the same clientele.
Catholics use KJV, anon. And I may be showing my pleb, but
Do they still talk about sports?
And of course, no one really questions why this is happening, because it doesn't matter - all that does it that its happening at all - like Groundhog Day.
Actual lip syncing. Seriously.
But for something plot-centric, probably a show that explores traditional gender roles versus non traditional ones, probably something artsy and cryptic. "Cryptic" may not be the right word. I'm thinking some stuff more along the lines of FLCL, Kyousougiga, (before the ending,) Tatami Galaxy, something that does more showing then telling.
Too bad if they ever actually did it, it would become either a shitty harem or some tumblr circlejerk.
>Pastelitos and Beef patties everywhere
>Do they still talk about sports?
They have a HDTV that plays the game as they cut hair.
Maybe we could introduce some some sports anime type things in this. Get some of the kids to get more confident by introducing them to the game(s)?
Nah they're watching anime, but only the plebest shit imaginable. The guy selling bootleg anime (possibly just a guy who advertises his website for streaming bootleg anime) gives them shit constantly for not having good taste.
Christmas Cake wins, don't care about the genre
Harem in which the MC (male or female) has options of both genders and all ages. It ends in an orgy.
Cute oyaji doing cute things
A story about a bara wrestler guy who falls into alcoholism and shit, is saved by a cute schoolgirl moeblob, becomes tsun as fuck for her and the story is about him coming to terms with his feelings for her and restarting his wrestling career.
>end of the world Lovecraftian horrorbeasts
I'd watch the shit out of a Bible anime. Lots of fights, political and social intrigue, fire from the fucking heavens, hot bitches.
Song of Songs the h-doujin.
Insult my sadistic waifu again little bitch
Samson IS a shonen protagonist.
>massive supernatural strength
>power linked to a deal with God partially involving growing his hair out
>dumb as a sack of hammers
>weakness for women
>best girl loses
>Guy selling bootleg CDs eventually gets a reputation for having excellent quality shows at a very low price.
>Otaku from as far as Osaka come to buy his wares.
>He expands the into the bootleg figurine market
This could be solved by eventually they get so successful during the season Dominican crew member's sister gets to visit in Japan, where she opens up a salon. And she has a rivalry with Barber shop owner and tries to help MC's one-sama.
I dream of a series like Hikaru no Go except with chess; a kid working his way up through to international competition, smacking down the crazy foreign GMs, bringing glory to mother Nippon.
Not sure if I read what you're saying correctly, but I think this has some
The main character in a Battle Shounen suddently dies at the end with no relation to any villian or anything like that. He just dies because of some freak accident like a steel beam falls on his head in a construction site.
An ending for NANA.
If it doesn't happen before I die,I will be so sad.
Minus arc animated, a Tsukihime anime adaptation, or more SZS.
I'm completely in despair.
Ahhhn... Don't look down there, it's dirty!
I think people would be able to detect the humor from it. Also there isn't an infinite amount of material to endlessly milk an OPM anime with anyways, it'd be 1 or 2 seasons at best.
If anything, we just need a OPM anime done in the style of
Man. I taped a cute anime girl face to my toaster the other month too.
Why does that happen so often in shonen and popular anime?
>DBZ was cool until everyone became a Super Saiyan
>Fairy Tail was cool until everyone became a Dragon Slayer
>SNK was.... well, you know.
>Is Christmas Cake winning seriously only for porn? It's so frustrating
It pisses me off, since I was always attracted to the more mature nee-sans with a flirty and teasing personality.
Mary Sue got stomp'd.
Anime about the Bolsheviks vs the Confederates in a cross history anarchronistic civil war. Bolsheviks get Thompson sub machineguns and Garands, Confederates get MP40s and FALs. The War takes place in Malaysia, 1974.
An anime adaptation of leon the professional
It would be so perfect
It can't be helped since the manga is finished.
Well. That would be quite boring really. Real mmo's playerbase suck. Why would you want to watch a anime about people complaining about the latest patch balancing and bots ruining the economy or why launch release was way better than whatever release version it is now?
An anime that properly represents what it is like to have Schizophrenia, sort of like the way the movie Clean,Shaven had done so. With the visual distortions, auditory hallucinations and everything else jolly that comes with being bat shit insane.
I want a good old fashion anime about knights.
>inb4 berserk, nanatsu na tazai etc.
No fuck I don't want magic/demon shit in just straight up knights fucking each other up. Maybe dragons tho.
Well since it has no dialogue I would consider it to be an instrumental musical, sorta like Fantasia.
But wouldn't the average nip know next to nothing about the Western knight? Would be like trying to describe to them the Holy Crusades led by Richard the Lion Heart or Charles Martel stopping the Islamic advance into western Europe.
>This baller as fuck guy right here.
I want an anime that details his rise through the ranks as he bring together the great tribes under the Mongols, then him spreading into the outer lands to conquer. Showing them how its done, Mongol style.
I'd like to see
just you fucking try sexualizing her here
>inb4 someone posts four leaf lover
Also, here she is riding a huge cock.
An Alternate history anime about foreign indsutrial powers intervening and carving up Japan but not China (Hell China joins in on the assrape).
Alternate powers would include Spain, France, Germany, Persia, India, Vietnam and the Ottoman Empire.
In the last episode set in 2014, we find that Japan is no longer a nation state. Its been transformed into a multi ethnic country like the Philippines. Shikoku and Kyushu end up minority Yamato in particular. .
>What a right funny cunt
Still I would like to see a bit of nip history before the rise of samurai and kantana being king of blade battles. If there ever was any history prior to that.
I'm not planning to. I don't even have it. The `someone' in my post was an implication that it was not me.
Because it's ridiculously anachronistic. The only thing that makes the viewer know that the belligerent groups are confederate and Bolshevik are the leaders of the groups and their flags and uniforms. They're fighting for control of an independent state in Malaysia that they dub `Felnovia'.
Yes they are.
>No mention of the super powers of the South Pacific.
Nigga why you got to be like that? Can't Ausfags and Kiwifags join in on the party?
So you want something that picks at them until they are nothing.
I do a radio show about manga, and I was desperately trying to find a series to review where the father is both relevant and present.
I'd have had better luck finding an RPG without stats.
Benny from Black Lagoon is a Jew.
Black Lagoon's main cast consists of a Japanese dude, a black dude, a half-Asian chick, and a Jew. On paper it sounds like something tumblr would come up with, minus maybe a tranny.
A nip, African American Viet Nam vet, half Chinese New Yorker, a Jew from Florida. Then you can expand the cast to include a nun in the CIA, a bunch of Russians, and a Taiwanese bitch.
Tumblr would have made it diverse in terms of sexual orientation diversity.
A few ideas of mine.
>World war 2 anime set in Europe similar to Band of Brothers/Saving Private Ryan. Military is half female, half male.
>Jurassic Park style anime where a group of about 50 from all age groups starting from elementary school(mainly young 14-25) go to test the Island.
>Star Wars style anime
All this is done in Sora no Wota style art, or Girls und Panzer. As long as it's similar art for example no 80's or Miyazaki style art.
>Jurassic Park style anime where a group of about 50 from all age groups starting from elementary school(mainly young 14-25) go to test the Island.
It's called Cage of Eden.
>Molly and Charity
>Bianca and Arianna
Holy shit, my dick. Not to mention
An anime about Bikers, sorta like Sons of Anarchy in how they start off from the bottom and they move their way towards to top. This could go any way main characters could be your Kawaii as fuck biker chicks with a few baddass ones thrown into the mix, or it could have an even mix of both.
>It's called Cage of Eden
No dinosaurs...biggest disappointment wasted a whole day on that waiting for dinosaurs, and kids getting eaten...it never came. It was a ok if you didn't go in with that mindset though.
That'd be pretty baller. Start off with just a couple of young rambunctious kids going around on their trikes and whatever waving around sticks and what not, flash to their highschool years where they've gone full pompador punk (cromarti style) and then skip ahead even more to their painful and dark lives in the yakuza proper. Also yankee girlfriends.
I hate SHAFT, but maybe they could do it.
I just want an anime that actually surprises me, an Slice of Life of grown people with psychological stuff and some twists in the story.
This is the most likely outcome of it.
What suggested sounded even more plausiable, mine just went from starting off as a group of kids from the lower classes becomeing outcasts, renagades and just general criminals. Throw in a few bits of down to earth moments, then a few of sentimental that looks back on their pasts for what could have been. Then fast forward into the future with them doing drug runs, protection, robbery and extortion.
harem with short protag, with the girls mostly consisting of christmas cake. ranging from teacher, policewoman, businesswoman, etc, and older sister aged 25~35
rom-com, with an arc from each girl
I want this too but with a slight variation.
A gritty military based combat with cute girls with a focus on comradery and fraternity. Or in this case Sorority. While at the same time remaining accurate.
Seeing a T-Rex vs a Saber Tooth are two different experiences. Also when I say Jurassic Park all the killing should be from dinosaurs, not like Cage of Eden which had most of the graphic deaths from other people. Your right about Cage of Eden being closest we have though.
pretty much. they are tsundere to deredere for the mc, always making fun of his height from time to time. gratitious shots of hips, pantyhose and other antics.
think of it as the milfs are chasing for the for /ss/ action, to other lovey-dovey stuff
At 6 feet tall, I'm taller than most women simply as a rule. Hell, most guys I know were taller than their moms by the time they were 18. The idea of milfs mocking me for how short I am is simply unrelatable.
It'd be so good. Two girls getting hit by a mortar, watching the color and resolve fading from the surviving girls eyes. And later something else happens similar later, like a girl being blown to bits by a IED, to only watch the other girls just look and have that face of 'glad it wasn't me'.
It's horrible but jesus it'd be good.
>there will never be an ace combat anime
I just want to fly with the angels
It's called ace combat 3
Yes, there technically was an animu of it, as there was a promotional VHS released that basically recapped the game back story with cutscenes from the game
Not that fag but really you should know better.
during the second half of a show, they slowly starts to hint and eventually reveal that the shit happening is directly caused/related to
another seemingly unrelated anime. the next season is a full on cross-over of the two shows
Don't try to trick people into doing awful things
That'd actually be pretty neat. Two seemingly separate shows cross over for a season, explaining things that would seem like a mystery in the first, but it was because you weren't thinking in terms of the other show.
Pretty sure it's just some drawings, no novel/manga or anything.