American """"artists""""

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THEY CALL IT BLENDER BECAUSE IT GRINDS UP ANY CHANCE OF THIS BEING GOOD HAHA

WHY THE FUCK IS THE POLE BLURRING INTO THE GROUND JESUS

>muh tools

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>>533746
HEY LOOK THIS ARTIST IS AN EDGY FEDORA FAG WHO THINKS CHOICE OF SOFTWARE DOESNT MEAN ANYTHING JUST LIKE YOU

I'll tip my fedora to that friendo!!

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How do shadows work????

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the only texture support Sketchup gives me is the mental health support that I'll be forced to get after losing my mind at the lack of quality of this rendering

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if you look very closely you can see someone about to get fucked in the ass by the predominant use of hotkeys in Blender

>hey we don't like GUIs so memorize 100 different combos if you want a productive workflow LOL

>no menus for those rare options you sometimes click but not enough to warrant a memorized hotkey

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IF THE ARTIST COULD CREATE A PROPER MESH MAYBE SHE COULD REALISTICALLY BLOW SOMETHING OTHER THAN 50 BLACK MEN IN A TRAP BATHROOM ORGY

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>>533747
get fucked

>>533752
>The fact you need THAT MANY polys to look good means you're shit

>>533755
>Model for 3D print
Learn how to read before you 3d m8 :-)

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i can taste the tears of you fags. Where's your work? What have you done? At least they can say they did it. Shit or not. Prove yourself if your gonna talk shit

>>533765
they can't wash the salty taste of all these dicks they have sucked and they never will

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what a fucking loser lmao

Shittiest /3/ thread of the year, congrats, OP

>>533745
I think you're missing the point.

They aren't fucking renders.
They're renderings.

You aren't looking past your own bias.

>Art is about technique, not the art

This is where /3/ fails repeatedly.

>>533750
or just click space

>>533750
this.
>>533835