Previous thread is about to disappear. Can we please get more Poe/Finn??? More Poe in general...
we need more matt the radar technician
you're in luck anon, I was drawing him last night
Matt for best and cutest radar technician
They first go to an archive, where you can read them and see the pictures but not post. After the archive is 'full' again -like here when they go beyond the pg10- they go 404'.
The archive is like a second board to this one but you can't post.
>kylo becomes the starkiller base fuckboy as matt
>can't blow his cover, just has to take it
>everyone knows it's him anyway and just takes advantage of his situation
shit anons it was just a goofy skit why is it so hot
>Hux is the one who suggested the idea to begin with after Kylo's constant bitching about his troops
>He subtly pushes his men into taking further and further advantage of Matt, refusing to punish their advances and maybe even rewarding them
>Matt getting fucked by trooper after trooper while Hux just sits and watches and smirks
>Joins in the fun himself
>Matt is a crying mess, covered in bruises
>Whenever he cries, Hux starts to slap him around
>"No Matt, we musn't get upset. You wouldn't want Kylo Ren to get angry, now would you?"
I was asked to write Finn/Kylo non-con a while ago where Kylo was the top (taking place during the lightsaber fight on Starkiller Base), but I still haven't even started that yet (;﹏;)
That being said, a few weeks later and I can only see Kylo as a bottom.
I like the idea of Kylo noticing Finn for his high scores and talents, then taking him as a concubine/pleasure slave for his quarters from time to time who he forces to fuck him against his will.
This entire thread turned me on, fuck. I can't believe an SNL skit opened up a new world of kinks for me in this fandom. Matt is the best thing to happen this year (and it's only begun).
I even get strangely turned on whenever the stormtrooper calls Kylo a punk bitch.
>tfw been trying to watch that skit for 2 days now but Youtube blocked it in my country
because of this comment, I'm gonna draw more Matt
In all honesty, I am so sorry anon....I just cant help being in love with Kylo and Hux, and trust me, I have tried liking Poe and Finn as much because my friends love those two but it just didnt happen
I like Poe and Finn as a side thing, it's cute and sweet. But that's the problem; fluffy shit doesn't turn me on. I want dark, twisted, fucked up shit. And sadly, I haven't seen much StormPilot that fulfills my kinks. So yeah, I'm obsessing over Kylo and Hux cause that's where all the fun messed up stuff happens. Sorry anon that you're maybe feeling a little left out...
Question here. How should I post this? I've haven't really been on 4chan much since like 09 and back then people used to post the whole fic right to the board (as I remember it). Would it be easier and cleaner to post it to AO3 and just link it?
This. I think that falling in love with evil space boyfriends and feeling absolutely nothing for stormpilot made me realize it. I started thinking about my gay otp's and noticed how I only enjoy it if there is noncon and dark themes in it, sure I enjoy fluff but in a decent dose, and preferably after the abuse.
I think that would be best. Posting the whole thing can be a little annoying, specially for those uninterested in reading it . A previous anon posted it on another site, but Im not familiar with it so I dont remember the name. It seemed like its primary use was for codes but it worked just fine. It was the one with Hux drinking Kylo's piss.
if you wanted, you could upload it to AO3, but I've seen a few people upload their fics to pastebin because it's convenient and easy to use. also anonymous.
stormpilot is certainly cute but there's more appealing ships out there imo. I think stormpilot art is really cute but it's not really my OTP. then again I ship literally fucking everything so I don't really have a true OTP when it comes to anything, really
also update. I've been in classes all day so I have to censor the lewd parts when I'm drawing in front of people lmao
>Kylo Ren broken by Matt incident
>keeps whoring himself out to his soldiers because it's the only thing that will keep them loyal now
>Stormtroopers lining up to use his ass and mouth for a job well done
>Kylo becomes addicted to fucking and humiliation
>Throws his famous shit-fits whenever he hasn't had enough dick
>Everyone on Starkiller Base has seen him with all holes stuffed
I might just write a fic about this...
You can use pastebin or AO3, as you prefer.
They're generally posted with pastebin, but really both work.
Drawfags post their stuff in other places too.
When you post the link to yours remember to post warnings, like blood or noncon... anything else so people won't jump into something they don't like.
it was this one http://pastebin.com/zBJ1LeAj
that writerfag got a tag wrong, but meh
On it. Nothing pornographic (yet), but I definitely need more Vader/Luke in my life.
Hopefully I can finish this sometime soon. Also, I've never drawn either Vader or Luke before, so some details might be a bit off.
>not shipping incest in the context of Star Wars
ah, my friend, this is nothing new
I can't be the only one that ships Luke/Leia and Rey/Kylo (lmao all the incest ships I have are het, how strange)
or alternatively, Han/Luke/Leia
now that's good shit
this is the best post i've ever seen
fun fact I was working on this during a lecture (everything was censored I swear) and the girl behind me was like "wow look how good their art is!".
this was fun to draw tho. I want to try drawing Poe soon...
Please please please gives us a heads up if you decide to open commissions! I'd love to throw some money your way for more Star Wars goodness.
This is something incredible though. I never knew I'd need fuckboy Matt in my life this much.
yeah, funnily enough i think if the undercover boss segment hadn't been as good, people would rely on the gay porn skit as their kink material. and i wouldn't mind either. the trashy arm tattoo and "TOO BIG FOR YOU TO SWALLOW" did things to me (even though i'm a bottom!kylo fag)
>mfw this entire thread
My sides are in a slingshot orbit, captain!
This is a copy-paste of the last thread fic-related things
Vader's Child, by Elizabeth Stuart
And Forbidden, by Raythe
For Thine is the Kingdom
The Droid and the General
I need more Han/Luke with daddy kink... I mean Luke most probably would have daddy kink, and Han keeps calling him kid so....
jesus fuck anon this is hot, might try drawing this (since I'm not in the mood to write rn)
Oh man, I just found your art on Pixiv, and after seeing the way you drew Demon Asriel, now I kinda wanna see a crossover between him and Kylo Ren since they're basically the same character kinda. Or Kylo with his demon stripes. Yeah I know furry isn't allowed on /y/, but it should be OK if it's posted in an Imgur link instead.
oh shit speak of the devil, I pretty much just uploaded a massive art dump onto Pixiv, lol. but I'll see what I can do, I really like that idea.
also here's a WIP...
I'm happy there're people sicker than me, gives me hope I'll meet my own crazy fucked kinky twisted man one day.
I don't know what would be better for me though, if I should keep my hopes alive or kill them.
sorry for being an uncontributing shit but i reverse searched this and went through the only tumblr it gave me for like 400 years without finding it, do you have artists name or sauce?
from what i can tell it came from kylostahp on tumblr... http://kylostahp.tumblr.com/post/137590260717/tell-me-lord-ren-what-use-is-power-if-all-one
I'm gonna do it. Gonna write Matt getting fucked by a bunch of Stormtroopers. I'm working on it right now. Other writefags should join me, let's make some good trashy Matt content.
But guys, what if past sexual abuse triggers a big emotional breakdown?? 100% on board for Kylo having been badtouched when he was younger and crying about it a whole lot while getting pounded over the cafeteria table by like 5 different guys.
By who, though? Snoke? But yeah that sounds hot. And I love it when characters, y'know, start out all overconfident so it'd be cool to see Kylo talking shit at the beginning but as he slowly realizes he can't escape he breaks down emotionally and is reduced to a crying mess as everyone jeers at him.
I was thinking Luke desu ahaha
Snoke would work too though, but what better reason to run away from Luke's training than getting all fucked up and corrupted by something like that at an early age?
Either that or we're taking a literal meaning to Snoke seducing him to the dark side.
I love breaking characters though, that's my number one kink, just taking guys who are all high and mighty and outright drop kicking them off their high horse.
Luke would be interesting desu. I'd never thought of it that way before. But would everyone know Kylo was Matt or would they assume they're just gangbanging a random radar tech? (Or do they find out midway)
Anon are you me that is also literally my favorite thing in the world.... Please include lots of begging and crying lol.... Also idk what you are thinking for the end but have you considered Hux finding him and sorta saving him? Would be nice, sorry for being a kylux sucker... Although the general joining in is also cool, idk what I want the most. Im sending you my support and cheers to whatever place in the world you are right now. May the force be with you. Looking forward for it.
My girlfriend (who I know is in this thread u fuckin faggot) corrupted me and shitty ships is basically all I know how to do. I swear we're going to contribute some Kylo/Han soon.
And honestly I'm still trying to decide that. Like it'd be pretty hilarious if they knew it was him and just kept on going even when he broke down like a bitch. Maybe some of them would kind of break off and back away because man he is going to be SO mad when they're finished, and no one wants to be around when he throws the inevitable shit-baby tantrum.
But on the other hand, having them NOT know would be pretty great too, since I doubt they would care if the random radar tech was crying like a bitch while being fucked from every angle.
Help me anon, fuel this trash fire.
Sorry anon, I really don't care for the Kylux ship, but I do have such a soft spot for aftercare. Something tells me Hux would still be a douche about it though, just because he has that cocky attitude of thinking he's so much better than everyone. If anything I could see him finding him and thinking it's some kind of poetic justice lmao
I can't think of anyone else canon who could actually find him for that sweet sweet comfort he needs. Unless Han for some reason? Maybe Snoke??? Idk I'm open to suggestions!
Hux should find him, and get him to a private room, and when you think he's gonna comfort him and treat his injuries, he pushes Kylo down and fucks him too because even the general deserves his fill.
As for whether they should know it's Kylo, maybe they all know but they know Kylo can't blow his cover so they still treat him as Matt, telling him "hey don't cry I bet Kylo would love to be fucked like this"
Ohhhhh shit, I like your style! I'll write that just for you. Maybe as a follow up one-shot so it doesn't turn into a huge long daunting fic, because I know I'll never finish it if I put too much content in at once.
And yes absolutely, I like that idea. They take full advantage of him not being able to blow his cover and make sure to get a few good jabbing remarks about Kylo in there. If he's all messed up from essentially having a PTSD induced panic attack then he probably can't focus enough to use the force on any of them. So he's literally just this big pathetic crybaby who can barely focus the force enough to make some nearby food trays shift around, and in that state of mind all of the shitty comments are just getting to him and making it all that much worse.
Wow I'm getting carried away, I should just start writing lmfao thank you for the help! If you have any other ideas please just say so, I'm open to so much man you don't even know.
I'll just hang around here in the meantime...
Why not some know and others dont. At the begining almost bnone know and they got fucking carried away because previously Kylo was an ass so they want revenge maybe after, they found out Matt is Kylo and more party when Hux joins them.
I'm on my tablet and typing sucks.
So it's only you making this one fic?
I'm already like 1000 words deep in this baby and it's turning out so much more disgustingly angsty than I meant OOPS. Yeah, just me making this, I'll probably do more stuff too. I really really want my disgusting daddy complex Kylo/Han
I'm writing this as a gangbang oneshot, then anon-san up there is getting a special follow up with Hux finding him and taking him away to have his own private turn with him. Because clearly it isn't enough that Kylo gets to have a PTSD episode from a plethora of cocks in his face.
Different anon here, I also feel like writing but my kinks are pretty weird.
Would anyone be interested in reading about Kylo being gang-banged by various aliens? I was thinking after the destruction of Starkiller he sort of goes undercover (maybe even disguised as Matt?) and at one point has to sell himself at an alien bar for money?
If no-one's interested in that, I'll write a Kylo/Stormtroopers story.
You had me at Kylo.
Kylo could get gangbanged by a bunch of ewoks and I'd find it hot. Though the sickest fantasy in my list right now is Hux finding Kylo in the forest (after TFA) and, instead of helping him, fucks his wound then his ass while Kylo cries helplessly.
Kylo brings out the worst in me, kink-wise. I swear to fucking god. Now I just have to get better at drawing so I can draw Kylo being torn apart by some aliens or being brutally fucked to death by some beast with a massive cock. stomach bulging? hell yes
I'm definitely interested in this
Jesus Christ yes.
Another thing that I wouldn't ask of you because you're already doing so much for us, but might want to write myself, is Kylo/Matt being forced to piss himself for whatever reason
This fucking fandom brings out the absolute worst in my kinks. Both of these sound hot as hell.
Yessss god yes please write this. If you don't then I might add it to the list of things to do in the future, or toss it into the follow up chapter, but I'd love to read some other anon's writing!
On a related note, does anyone here roleplay?
>As for whether they should know it's Kylo, maybe they all know but they know Kylo can't blow his cover so they still treat him as Matt, telling him "hey don't cry I bet Kylo would love to be fucked like this
Im the writefag from like two days ago who was writing the Matt gangrape. It's gotten kinda long, I'm still working on it, sorry for the delay. This is the direction I'm going with. They totally know he's Kylo, but he thinks they dont and must perserve his cover at any cost.
Okay here it is, one angsty fucking piece of shit written in one sitting just for you guys. Please mind the warnings and tags, and I'll get the follow up portion written in the next few days most likely.
I'd also like to say that two weeks ago I was refusing to go see this movie, but my gf showed me the porn from these threads and you guys won me over, now look where we are. Y'all are great and I'm glad we're all on the same page of nasty trash <3
>Snoke literally seducing Ben to the Dark Side has always been one of my dirty headcanons.
Me too anon, hard core. That's literally the first place my mind went when Leia said Snoke seduced Kylo. I wish there was a bunch of fic/art of SLS doing horrible things to Kylo. Hrrnggg
Guess I'll just have to write it myself someday...
I feel no shame in being an evil kinky bastard. It's nice to be with others who are just as twisted as me. Love you all, you filthy fags.
i dig bottom kylo a lot but after reading this
i'm sort of addicted to him and poe
it's plotty and very intense and the writers are pretty top...plus poe having a hidden submission/pain kink was real good shit
mfw this entire thread
why is everyone here so dirty
well I've got the weekend ahead of myself, your humble drawfag stammermantle wants some requests. something kinky as hell. might see if I can draw a few requests
Holy fucking shit anon that basically hit all of my kinks. I needed this so badly in my life. I love just how brutal it is and the little flashbacks were the cherry on top of this delicious kinky cake.
Ok, Rathtar, this guy (can't remember his name kek), Zabraks and Wookies plus a few more of my own. Will try my best to finish by tomorrow.
Haha sorry. The last time I thought of wookiees outside of a Star Wars porn context was probably 9 years ago.
That's implying that I've been thinking of them in a Star Wars porn context for a long time. I regret nothing.
I'd love to see bondage, watersports, or choking if any of those interest you! Any characters.
I'm also eternally thirsty for Luke/Han, maybe something with bottom!Han?? I dunno just some vague ideas
I love all your art tho
Speaking of Luke/Han I haven't done any writefaggotry in a while and I'd love to hear any ideas/prompts people had for some skysolo stuff I might work on
The only thing I'm not really into is daddykink, sorry ): I know it's pretty popular.
there are darth vader dildos out thre and i'm sobbing (sorry this is so bad)
Love for you two too. I'll just embrace my sins.
Thank you, thank you. I'll be waiting.
Matt and a couple of stormtroopers abusing of Kylo. One dick on each hole, please. Could you?
Or... Pre-Vader Anakin having wild sex with Obi-Wan.
Or... Maul sucking Qui-Gon, then Qui-Gon fucking Maul in the ass.
Fuck. I want to write too.
I found a Kylo/Luke fic some of you guys might be interested in.
(it's has a good sequel too)
the mental image of kylo begging to fuck luke is such a good one i s2g
that was fuckin brutal and i loved every word of it. I'm the anon who was throwing around ideas about it earlier and the end result was spectacular. Love your writing, anon! Can't wait for the second parter!
Thank you so much! I wasn't expecting it to be so well received with my history of turning everything into a depressing angst fest, but it makes me really happy to know that you guys like my writing!
I might start the second chapter tonight, if anyone has any requests speak now! I have some ideas for how to get a little comfort in there because lord knows Kylo deserves it. Hux is going to be a terrible douchelord no matter what though. Maybe when he's done with him, Kylo can find some random stormtrooper to order to comfort him? Maybe it's Finn lmfao the real reason he decided to quit.
I agree with the fact that Hux would be a douche to him and probably would abuse him too, but maybe (after he adds in to his misery and despair by fucking him senseless too) he would take care of him but in a wicked and still abusing way?? Saying things like what you made Luke say in the past, but even more fucked up, like "there there, it wasnt so bad was it?" "let me clean your face" and caressing him so soft and sweetly and maybe even bathing him, all the while Kylo is still doubtful and scared to hell that he might get violent again, so he is acting submissive and obedient, and then slowly giving in because, well, he does need that comfort (maybe at some part the shock leaves him, fully processes what just happened and sobs into the general's shoulder?) sorry for the long post.... Of course this is just a suggestion, also the stormtrooper works just fine
>Also because I don't like the idea of Luke as this perfect ultra-light goody-two-shoes.
So you don't like Luke being in character, basically.
You fuckers are nuts, Luke would never sexually abuse Kylo. If you're gonna go for pig disgusting ships than at least attempt to keep them in character. If anything Kylo would be the one deranged enough to abuse Luke.
For science you could check this fic if you haven't yet, Maul/Qui-Gon. It turned me on a lot, btw it comes with a surprise.
I hope you like it.
listen, I don't like the idea of Luke molesting Ben personally (hell I don't even enjoy Snoke molesting Ben either, it's pushing a lot of boundaries for me)
, but whatever, if people like it it's none of my business
>Speaking of Luke/Han I haven't done any writefaggotry in a while and I'd love to hear any ideas/prompts people had for some skysolo stuff I might work on
I would kill for some sizekink, like Han revelling in how tiny Luke is (he's apparently only 5'6 and 130 pounds!) and how easy it is to just pick him up and fuck him.
Or possibly something involving Han buying Jabba's sex slave!Luke.
Hey I never explicitly stated it was Luke. If I wanted to have it be him without a doubt then I would have added in the relationship tag. I left it open for a reason, I just happen to fancy the ship myself.
I am losing my shit over the deleted scenes/bloopers from the matt skit guys
Preemptive apologies, but...
I'd love to facefuck Kylo Ren. Except when he removes his helmet to reveal his face. I'd love to just unzip my pants and pull out my fat, thick cock and shove it in front of him and rub it on his face because as a Sith poser, he can't do anything about it.
And then I'd shove my huge cock down Kylo's throat and grab his cloak, violently facefucking him until I cum down his throat. As I release him from my grasp, he falls back, his hair and his long face limp and sweaty.
And then, tired of my assault on his throat he would return to being Ben Solo and beg for my forgiveness. But there will be none. I would pull his pants off, but leave the black dress on. After pushing him down on his hands and knees, I would put my still-hard cock in his little emo ass. He would moan in pleasure, despite his own protests, as I ram my fat cock into his ass again and again. I'd slam his tight ass so hard I would knock him off his knees and straight down on his belly. My balls slapping against his little balls with each thrust, my huge cock ramming his prostate each time. Eventually I would cum, filling his little belly up with my seed and leaving my little Skywalker fuckboy face down with exhaustion in a pile of ruined computer panels.
Okay wait i totally misread your last comment as you being bothered by the things I was having the past abuser say because it didn't fit Luke's character or something like that, that's my bad for checking my messages when I'm half asleep and letting all those other whining piss baby comments about Luke mix together pfff
I like your ideas though, I'm still trying to fully decide on where to take the Hux bit, but I might do something like that!
After all that, he might think it was over. But far from it. As Kylo Ren, he made plenty of enemies and he wasn't getting off that easy. I'd enlisted the help of a couple friends who were eager to see Ben punished. We surrounded Ben as he pulled his head off the floor and looked up at us as if asking if it was all over. But the sight of all three of us dropping our pants told him otherwise.
I grabbed his head and forced it on my cock. I didn't have to force him too much since he was beginning to like it. His little hot mouth bobbing up and down on my shaft, even managing to deepthroat me. As he did so, I could see my huge cock bulging in his little throat. My friends gathered 'round and he began sucking and jerking everyone off, relishing our big cocks.
Suddenly, all three of us came, covering his little face in spurts of thick hot cum. But this was not the end either. I laid down on the trash heap, pulling Ben on top of me face down and shoving my cock into his little ass. I felt his little cock rubbing against my belly as I fucked him and he began to moan.
One of my friends instantly shut him up, shoving his cock into Ben's throat. He held Ben's ears and began to facefuck him as my other friend mounted him. I could hear Ben whimper slightly as two huge cocks began to pound his tight little butt at the same time, but I knew he loved it.
We pounded him faster and faster, intent on breaking the Vader wannabe's little body. I felt Ben cum onto my belly as we fucked him, but I couldn't stop. Feeling our cocks rubbing against each other inside him was ecstasl8y. After nearly half an hour of wearing Ben out, we came. I released my huge load inside his little ass along with my friend, filling him up completely as my third friend did the same for his throat.
We left him, exhausted, limp, with thick cum leaking out of his mouth and his destroyed boybutt. "Don't go away, Ben," I said as we left. "I've got more friends."
>Kylo's dick, if you don't mind
No thanks, he's fuglier than Cumberbatch. This thread desperately needs more variety.
>Then contribute more variety instead of whining about it, faggot.
>completely ignores pic related
Ever been so mad that you went blind?
>whines about lack of variety while insulting characters that the majority of the thread like
>posts one picture and some shitty Japanese art that looks nothing like the characters
>getting this mad
I hope not every Kylofag is this easily triggered.
>assuming someone's mad just because they're arguing with you
Nah bro, I'd like to see variety too since I have a sad lack of porn in my folder currently, I just don't think it's necessary to be a dick about ships/characters. You were saying it felt like tumblr earlier, and that's some tumblr level shit right there. Can we all just chill out and agree to disagree?
That art is shit, but it's not like Tumblr crap like >>2242617 >>2242470 >>2241335 is any better. Also, you must admit Kylo's face is an acquired taste.
Kind of unfortunate that, while the fandom claims to celebrate Finn, the majority of drawn TFA porn is of the white dude with a very...awkward face.
I totally agree, I'd contribute more myself, but I literally just started my porn folder. I might go dig around and see if I can find some other stuff. As much as I love seeing Kylo get fucked, I'd love to see more Finn. I'm actually really surprised at the lack of Finn/Poe.
>I'm actually really surprised at the lack of Finn/Poe.
There was some in the last thread, but I neglected to save them and fgts doesn't seem to be working now.
Is it me, or has the hype for Finn/Poe and Poe in general died down a lot recently? Maybe I'm just not looking in the right places.
Found a decent amount on r34 I'll dump what I save
>most of the art is just fluffy shit tho
It's kind of peculiar how the eastern SW fandom almost has an aversion to drawing porn for it. So many fantastic SW artists I follow on Twitter will draw hardcore smut of stuff like Kingsman or Captain America, but barely even do implied slash for SW. Even the R-18 tag on Pixiv is barren.
Not that I'm complaining or anything, they have no obligation to draw r34 for this series, I just wonder why there's a lack of it.
Oh dont worry about it, I misread things wrongly the whole time... I actually didnt like the idea of abusing Luke at first but when I read your fic (which didnt even actually say it, which is even funnier) I found it interesting and I kinda liked it. Its funny how I have been enjoying things I thought I didnt like (piss drinking and even the wound fucking sounds interesting, and I used to be freaked out by the last one), and all because of this thread.
Man why are Finn fans always so damn whiny? I noticed majority of them have this instinctual need to tear down other characters to elevate their precious babyboy. No one instigated a rule here that all you can post about is Kylo ffs. If you want your own equally shitty pairing to be featured then post it, it's that simple.
it's okay, there's a behind the scenes video of the SNL skit now. Meaning there's more Matt-fapmaterial.
I personally got rock hard from seeing him humiliated by that vandalized Kylo Ren poster. And then Stormtrooper Tim telling him to go make out with Kylo Ren... I wish that had made it into the final cut.
Have you tried the SNL facebook page?
hell it's even on tumblr mang
I like the shots of matt on all fours too. what's wrong with me
oh, thank you! the SNL facebook page has it
every time Adam breaks character I lose my shit, he's so adorable.
>I like the shots of matt on all fours too. what's wrong with me
absolutely nothing. I like them too........
and goddammit because of that I'm now thinking about Matt/Kylo selfcest. fuck me.
Yeah, only Kylo would start a fucking fanclub for himself. Though who would top in Kylo/Matt? or would they use a dildo with crossguards? Idk
And as if Kylo doesn't already have his own fanclub? I assumed that's what the Knights of Ren were. Or maybe they're his fuckbuddies.
>Kylo being gangbanged by his knights while in the rain and surrounded by dead jedi when
Writefag here, looks like I won't be able to finish the Kylo/Aliens story before the thread starts autosaging (had to look after kids today). Still, I'm about 1400 words in at the moment. It's not going to be a short one.
Here are all the aliens I've chosen to fuck Kylo. Some of the choices are deliberately gross.
I'm looking forward to the Hutt and Rathtar ones the most.
Ironically, I watched TFA for the 3rd time today and I contemplated Rathtar/Kylo (while his daddy watches) for maybe 2 seconds before thinking "nah, no one would ever" and now I'm happy to be proven wrong.
>now thinking about Matt/Kylo selfcest.
How could this work (other then outright nonsense crack) can we think of a way? A dream maybe? I might write this if I can think of something that makes a little sense. I've never wriiten crack before, I usually avoid it like the plague. But goddamn do I love selfcest and Kylo/Matt is a hot concept. So I don't know, maybe I'll give crack a shot. But who would top? I say Kylo since he's the dominate personality.
The outtakes were awesome. Fuck Adam, why you gotta be so damn cute/dorky?
I love that Kylo thinks he could do a better job at speechifying then Hux. Yeah, sure you could Kylo, sure you could... But I am curious now what kind of music he would have chosen...
And yeah, the whole "are you in love with him?" exchange was pure gold. I wish they had kept it in.
someone kept asking for Kylo dp, so here u go anon
Well, this anon only asked once when you were taking prompts. Guess others have similar tastes. But this is fucking amazing! So thank you so much Stammer, you never fail to deliver quality smut.
you're in luck anon, I did actually draw this a few months ago (albeit terribly)
This is how I picture it going down: A short period of time after the Undercover Boss thing, something happens (maybe a transporter incident a la Star Trek?) and Matt and Kylo get split. Matt is pissed off that Kylo Ren saw how the stormtroopers talked about him and just hid behind the disguise of Matt so he hatefucks him, telling him how the troopers were right, he's just a punk bitch who only deserves to be fucked. You can also allude to a gang bang during the Undercover Boss incident. Whatevs.
It's still popular, just not with porn artists or writers, and the ones who like it are usually into boring stuff. It was the first ship I latched onto, and John Boyega is adorable and Oscar Isaac is one of the sexiest men ever, but I admit my interest faded away after the honeymoon period. Mostly because it's all very samey cutesy fluff and it doesn't help we don't get to see a lot of Poe at all so anything interesting between the two has to be completely made up. I'm just not into that. Hoping next movie will fix that though.
As for Kylo Ren, it's weird. Very "in spite of". Couldn't stand him first time I watched it, and he's a shit with a horse face and pasty skin, definitely an acquired taste since Adam Driver's face pinballs like crazy between butt ugly to pug cute to whyboner even in the same scene. But it helps that he's connected to so many old and new characters, that I find him hilarious, and that he goes with a lot of my fetishes, which makes up for his lack of looks.
oh yeh shit we hit the bump limit already
hasn't even been a week
sorry that they're just shitty doodles
>and also kind of canon since Carrie Fisher apparently made Hamill wear her outfits
oh god, that's hot
Yes, I can see Kylo Ren hatefucking Matt because of all of his self-loathing. He'd go all "You have no friends, no one likes you" gollum style.
John Boyega is really ugly to me personally and the fluff does get boring. I was into stormpilot in a "yeah cute interaction" but the more I rewatch the films, the duller it gets.
tell me kylo doesn't have one of these in the shower that he uses to get himself off
d'aww, you should draw Luke more often, he's super cute in your style!
Now all we need is a slave bikini Anakin to complete the trifecta of Skywalker cumdumpsters.
I'm just going to leave this here and casually remind you all this man was in a Disney movie.
Unfortunately no, I'd love to read something like that... I may try to write it myself.
But this other may be interesting too, it has a second part although I haven't read that one yet. It's from Maul's POV and there's a strong pain-theme on it. Of course, Maul/Obi-Wan.
Pretty sure it's basically impossible to find an actor who wasn't in a lewd film at some point.
This is Girls, right? I thought I'd never watch it because Lena Dunham is my most hated celebrity, but I might just need to see this for science.
not the anon but yes that's Girls
in a way, it's worth watching if you want to see Adam do... really hot things, lmao (he's shirtless for almost the entire first season, he only wears a shirt near the end of it). like the only reason why I've been able to watch almost 3 whole seasons of that shitfest is because of Adam being in it.
and god damn, is he ever sexy. just try to ignore Dunham's character (who treats him like shit, might I add, and it fucking infuriates me) and admire Driver alone. makes the show so much easier to sit through.
I'm actually tempted to make an 'edited' version of Girls that removes all the useless parts and focuses only on Adam. like, a compilation video of all his scenes... hmm.
Dude, I will pay actual money for a version of Girls without Lena Dunham. Not even joking. Because I really don't think I'll be able to watch Adam being treated like shit (which is ironic, since my favourite thing ever is Kylo being raped and tortured)
well treated like shit in the sense that she doesn't appreciate ANYTHING he does for her. in the context of the show, he's a very loyal and protective boyfriend, and Hannah (the character) is so... adamant towards it? like she doesn't care at all.
it's great though, Adam Driver is really good at pretending he's in love with Lena Dunham.
You are based. I've been trying to looking up clips on Youtube of Adam Driver in various things because he's hilarious, but instead all I can tell is that Girls is dull as dishwater when Adam's not around.
ok sorry for the most retarded move I've ever made in the history of my existence (fucking dammit I KNEW this would happen if I uploaded to Youtube)
here we go
so, I ended up making a video for this. I'll be doing season 2 later on when I feel like it. Actually, now that I think of it, there's even less Adam in season 2... he's completely missing in episode 3/4.
let's hope to god I don't get shit on again. if the video gets taken down again I will legitimately upload it to Pornhub.
once again, I am so sorry for the delay :-(
What this video has taught me is: Girls is actually as boring as I tought, I dont imagine watching it if it werent because of Adam. Also, it makes me very sad that I will never lay in bed with Adam, he totally has the body type I love.
it makes me even more mad when I realize that Lena Dunham is lying in bed with Adam
Totally. Specially because she is so unfunny and in the series it bothers me so much how she never gets on the mood that Adam is trying to set (sexually). Like I would die to be on that situation and it seems like Hanna is deliberately trying to ruin his boner. Loved the last bit with Hanna falling off the bike again.
>Kylo Ren scat porn
scat is one of the things I will never be into in any context
Thank you so much for this. I wanted to ogle Adam, but I didn't think I could sit through the whole show. Now I know for a fact I wouldn't have been able to. Even an hour with Adam being awesome the whole time was painful. Lena Dunham acts like an alien, she's so irritating. I feel sorry for the character being saddled with someone so excruciatingly insecure. Why do people like this show? Adam was hot, but other then that; her nearly total lack of passion made it uncomfortable to watch the sex scenes. I guess that's the point with shows like this. I personally don't find awkwardness enjoyable to watch, but that's just me. But holy fuck does he have a nice body. So at least I got that much out of it. Which is, I suppose, the only thing that really matters in the end...
Okay fags, I need your help. I'm so annoyed right now, cause google can't seem to give me a solid answer on this. Who the fuck is older, Hux or Kylo? I have heard many different answers for their ages and it's getting frustrating. IDK, it could very well be that I'm just stupid and bad at the internets. But for shits sake, is there any solid Word of God on how old Hux is? Cause for some fucking reason I sure as hell can't find it.
Official word on Kylo Ren's age from Pablo Hidalgo is "Kylo is about 29-30. Born shortly after VI. Don't know which is the first book to put the planet name in print; but not Tython". Hux is supposed to have been born in the last days of the Empire, so I don't know whether that means during Episode VI so he's slightly older, immediately after so he's the same age, or the Empire held out for a few more years after VI so he's younger.
So, umm, I wrote the Kylo Ren getting gang-banged by aliens story. It's hella long. I didn't even get to the Rathtars. They're coming (see what I did there?) in the second chapter, I promise.
Enjoy the 4000+ words of aliens on Kylo in a Slave Leia outfit action. It was an interesting experience.
Holy shit this is basically all my favorite in one fic (+one that isn't but I don't care, not when everything else is so good). Love the aliens' dirty talk and how they try to one-up each other.
Thank you for this, you beautiful and amazing creature, you.
Also is Lena even aware that her character is a huge fucking loser? It feels like she's projecting her actual life without realising how shitty it is.
Finally got to read this one and it was great. This whole series is a gift.
If you will write something alike, please, post a link. I'd love to read it. Sadly, I can't write myself, my English is rusty.
You, I like you. That was fucking hot.
I appreciate how genuinely alien the aliens were, and that Kylo kept physically enjoying himself. IMO orgasms make a mindbreak story even better.
>tfw now I wanna see the part of him getting quadruple teamed by Sidon, Quiggold, and the other two aliens get drawn
Is it even /y/ legal? I know actual furry isn't, but we've had Mass Effect and other xeno threads before without problems.
Writefag here, I really appreciate the fact that you guys read it and enjoyed it. I'm unfortunately dealing with some family shit atm so the next chapter might be a bit late. If anyone has any other ideas for weird kinky stuff involving Kylo that they'd like me to write, I'll put that on my to-do list as well.
Girls isn't actually that bad, but pretty soon you just realize like none of the characters are redeemable people lmao Adam seemed like he would be and then he fucks up pretty hard later on
If you're just watching it for Driver just watch the first two seasons, you get all of the quirky Adam Sackler and hilarious sex in those ones
see I didn't start disliking Girls until I realized
>you just realize like none of the characters are redeemable people
especially Hannah, dear fucking god I want to slap her. she fucks up so easily and I'm sitting there like "OH MY GOD HOW DO YOU EVEN FUCK UP THAT BAD YOU IDIOT"
but oh god yeah, the third season. I'm still going to compile all his scenes from the third season (still haven't gotten to the fourth so I'll have to actually sit through it one day), but yeah he's definitely more comic relief in the first 2 seasons. also he manages to be the best character by being mostly uninvolved in all the drama.
wow this thread is so off topic most of the time. oh well, where else am I gonna sperg about the glorious Adam Driver without embarrassing myself?
We've already crossed image limit long ago, not like more text splurging is going to do anything as long as we don't dramawhore.
Anyway watching that video and seeing what Adam Driver's like in interviews gave me a real appreciation for his acting skill since he seems so radically different. He's really good at switching between quiet and intense on a dime, and he's loud and brash in a lot of his roles, but IRL he seems like he's about to spill his spaghetti half the time.
he's so adorably awkward, I know. but yeh, it gives me a greater appreciation for his acting skills. it almost seems like he saves up all his emotional energy just for his acting.
I especially love it when he's in interviews and his feet are placed awkwardly on top of each other while he looks too fucking big for his seat. he's precious.
Tbh I don't hate Hannah that much like. I know she's a fuckup but she seems to at least accept being a fuckup sometimes, instead of being a blatant stupid, stupid bitch like Marnie, or just a twat like Jessa. ...Sorry I just. As someone who's watched all of what's out of Girls I just fucking hate Marnie. Every situation she got herself into post season one I was like 'what the fuck is actually wrong with you'. And yeah, I enjoyed that Adam was possibly the weirdest most socially awkward character while still being the least dickish.
i'm so glad someone mentioned the way he sits, it's so bashful and unassuming and he doesn't even realize how much of a talented guy he is. I'm 6'2 so I know sometimes it's impossible to look comfortable sitting but he doesnt even try and sits like a schoolboy in trouble
while I'm blabbing I'll mention if anyone enjoys thrillers you'll probably like an Indie film he's in called Hungry Hearts, he's brilliant in it
oh god fucking Marnie. now that you mention it, she's fucking awful too. that being said, Shoshanna is my favourite female character. she's too pure for Girls. I would probably watch a show just about her.
the way he sits tho. oh my god. he could easily lean back comfortably or something but he doesn't. I just want to sit in his lap and kiss his cheek or something. wow I'm gay.
also damn I really gotta watch Hungry Hearts. I've only watched comedy films with him in it. also the Law & Order episodes with him in them as well.
Adam Driver and Kylo Ren are great, but don't forget what this thread is about from time to time. Not that I'm not still enjoying the talk anyway, nor do I blame you guys since he's who gets most of the really good new art anyway.
Wait until you get into the fourth season. She's just like... I don't even know what it is, she acts like she's so much smart and put together than the people around but she makes the dumbest fucking decisions and then cries when she's in a shitty situation. She makes me insane. Also Shosh is fucking gold.
Hungry Hearts has been my fave thing outside of TFA and Girls so far. While We're Young was actually pretty good, but he plays a big turd. That said, though, it's more support for what a versatile guy he is. I think part of what makes a great actor is not just their part in one or two films/shows but the ability to bounce all around the spectrum and still be incredibly convincing.
Sorry anon! Trying to dig up content that hasn't already been posted is proving more difficult than I thought. (Also gorgeous pic)
Sauce? The fact that there's already so many Matt lewds, let alone the fact that they even exist at all at this point, is giving me a real kick.
I do! I'm at westillburn. You won't find a lot there as I don't do the tweet often much but I have it connected to my phone so messages will get to me
also cute af pic dude, I didn't realize I was talking to our resident drawfag your style is precious!
Hey I'm not very good but I felt like contributing
Is What If any good? All I saw of it was that one scene everybody knows of with the nachos which was pretty based. Goes from screaming at the top of his lungs to deadpan and it's hilarious the whole time.
A little off topic and I don't think this is the reaction you were expecting but this pic is the straw on the camel's back that finally turned me furry for the edgy goat.
So, uh, thanks for that I guess.
it's okay, doesn't have enough Driver in it though. but he's fantastic in that movie regardless. also This Is Where I Leave You (I think that's its name?) is pretty great too (´◡`)
I think you did a very good job with Kylo's face, both the expression and features, love the hair too, you just need to practice penises a little more, also the pubes a little? Maybe do them more curly and more unruly. I think you are going on a very good path tho.
someone asked for kylo watersports. this is my attempt at it...
I think I've figured it out. I'm gonna go with a dream sequence. Now I just need to find the time to work on it; goddamn it RL -.-
Thanks everyone for your inputs.
I was recently surprised to find out that I like omorashi. Found this out thanks to Kylux of course. And I thought by my advanced age I had figured out all my kinks. Learn something new everyday... So this is awesome, I love how cute his expression is. I'm going to assume somehow this is Hux's fault (could be Snoke's too) and now Kylo will have to make sure it stays a secret. Maybe by dishing out a little humiliation of his own. ;3
I'm proud of everyone here. But I certainly do appreciate the excellent drawfags/writefags who work hard on their art/fic and share it with us. I've been enjoying the hell out of this board so far. I know it's gotta end sometime, but I'll be here having fun until that day comes.
As a fellow person who also discovered that has an omorashi kink at an adult age, may I ask how the process went for you? Personally, once I was able to put a pin on it, a lot of things made more sense; when I was a kid I used to feel 'funny' whenever there was bed wetting or accidental wetting scenes in cartoons, I knew I liked them but didnt quite know why, now I know it was the humiliation factor and that I also was very uncomfortable during those scenes due to the fact of being aroused in, say, the living room with my parents or w/e
Holy fuck, are you some kind of genie that fulfills my wishes? The moment I come to this thread wanting something, I see that you've already drawn it. Like marry me already. I think I'm going to write a fic based on this now. Kylux cool with everyone?
I know exactly how you feel, the same thing happened to me. For a long time I tried to deny it though because my brain kept going "eww gross". I still find piss by itself kind of gross though, which doesn't help since I've just started medical school and I'm going to have to get over that soon!
Im perfectly on board with kylux omorashi... I dont know what you have in mind but I sure would love a certain general to wet his pants, although I think you are planning on making Kylo the victim, so its your call really. Waiting for it tho.
just dropping this here in case one of our kind writefag/drawfags is looking for inspriation
in the show, Adam and Hannah (the main character) have some sort of relationship issue (I actually don't remember the exact details but I'll remember it once I make the compilation video for season two) and Adam finds a new girlfriend
Adam is pretty rough sexually with Hannah but she's used to it and doesn't seem to mind it, I guess. unfortunately for his new girlfriend, she's not used to it and doesn't really like being treated roughly. Adam tries to resist being rough with her during sex (because she doesn't like it) but eventually does anyways and sort of forces himself onto her against her will and cums onto her chest. I think it was one of the first scenes with cum actually shown on TV... no joke.
she doesn't really resist like she's being sexually assaulted or anything but she's definitely not comfortable with it. I think she breaks up with him after he does this to her. and as far as I can remember, I think he feels bad after he does that to her. a lot of people were really upset with this scene when the episode first came out.
It's what happens at the end of season one. She breaks up, he gets hurt and is a wreck that still wants her back.
He sees Hannah again when he's out with the new girlfriend. He drinks that night (ex alcoholic) and they go to his flat. Previously sex seemed very clinical and controlled with her saying exactly what she didn't like including being ejaculated on.
He tells her to get on all fours and crawl to his bed, he throws her onto the bed saying he wants to fuck her from behind and make her hit the walls. He then eats her out which she is uncomfortable with because as she says she hasn't showered. He then fucks her and she's clearly not into it and he ejaculates on her. Afterwards he says he's really sorry.
It's not like he hurt her or she ever clearly said she didn't want it. And that's the topic of discussion really.
I'd be a great scene if I was in her position.
thank you, that's what it was. now that you mention all of that, I remember it pretty clearly. although it's not at the end of season one, I think it was season two? fuck I honestly don't know. that entire show is a blur and all I really care to remember is the scenes with Adam in them.
that entire scene though, hot damn it makes me fucking sweat lmao. the first time I saw it I was like OK I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS. hell, I was even like that with the very first episode.
that's the scene yeh, although >>2244275 is right about it missing some parts. it's missing the whole scene with cum on her chest. I actually think it was taken out when the episode was re-aired because it upset a lot of people.
also shit we're on page 9... we should probably start a new thread really soon before this thread drops off the board
we should make our own separate Kylo thread and call it /kylo/
for discussion of all things Kylo
like seriously there's enough discussion about him in this thread to warrant the creation of his own thread. it's hilarious.
god dammit help me I love him
Eh. I'm a Poefag/Young Obi-Wanfag and I don't mind the discussion at all. /y/ is a lot slower than the blue boards, for people like me it makes the threads interesting, and for people who don't like it it's pretty easy to ignore. As long as the rest of us still get to see stuff that appeals to us from time to time I don't mind you guys doing what you do.
omg I'm a massive young Obi-wanfag too. he's my favourite prequel character... FINALLY... someone else who appreciates the sexy beard Jedi. do you have any more art of him? the one you posted is super cute.
though it's nice to know you don't mind. I feel like people get annoyed with it a lot.
Sadly not really, not when it comes to /y/ material. Don't know where I should even start to look since I never felt comfortable lewding my husbandos until recently, so a lot of the good artists have probably moved onto other fandoms by now, and Tumblr's tagging system is pure hell.
someone should just make a new thread... two of those threads seem to be made by the same person and they seem to be replying to their own thread as if they're different people... which is really...... strange.