Nope thread?

>>19535437
You encountered a nigger

>>19536448
To be fair it could have been a were-nigger....dont let it bite you

>>19535437
I've got a short one.
>around 8 years old and living on a farm
>my dad used to make bale mazes for me and my siblings to play in
> one night we're playing tag in the maze
>I'm hiding in a dark corner away from anyone else when a large hand, obviously belonging to an adult, reaches through a gap between two bales across from me
>the hand silently gestures towards me, beckoning me over
>I freak out and run back to the house
>me being a stupid kid, I don't tell anyone about it
>over the years I become convinced it was just a dream
>until one night a couple years ago, camping with my brother and some friends, telling spooky stories around the campfire
>my brother says he's got a creepy childhood memory, then tells an almost identical story

>>19535437
This happened to a friend of mine, her house is haunted since her brother played with a ouija board his friend found somewhere
>Be late afternoon, friend is tired so she decides to take a nap
>Room is right in front of kitchen, but not visible from the entry way, She leaves door open because it's too hot and her room doesn't have windows
>Wakes up a little later, brother just came home from uni and is yelling at her
>She gets up angry, bro is loosing his shit
>Tells her that he saw her standing in the kitchen, pacing slowly
>She was speaking gibberish, moving around the kitchen, moving stuff
>He enters the kitchen following her, notices her room door is open
>Looks inside, she is sleeping on her bed
>Looks back at whoever it was there with them, backdoor is open, no sign of anyone else

The thing is, this wasn't the first time it happened. Whatever that is, it has impersonated a friend of theirs too, and seems to only follow her brother

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for context: the rout i take walking home almost always intersects a small wood with a waterfall. i have to climb down the waterfall or a very steep hill to get home from the woods. this place is pretty popular and stoners usually smoke up here.

>16 year old me walking home at night in the woods
>the woods pretty much right next to my house on one end and i'm coming from the other end
> walking at night is pretty much par for the course now so im not that scared of the woods anymore
> see some lights at a spot on the ridge where stoners usually are
>go to where i normally climb down the ridge next to the waterfall
>hear stoners stop talking and laughing suddenly
> "....oh shit lets go. dude lets leave now!"
> i get a better look at them (they are on the opposite side of the waterfall than me on a ridge) their flashlights are moving frantically and i can see some of them putting shit away.
>they start to scream in fear
>yelling "HURRY" and "Its coming up!"
>they put their bags on and sprint away from the ridge
>see something hanging off the ridge where the stoners were
>almost pitch black out cant see any detail except an appendage grabbing the roots on the ridge.
>mfw
>i slide down the ridge as fast as i can and dip the fuck out to my house
to make one thing clear it is a tiny wood surrounded by suburbs. the largest thing I've ever seen there is a bunny.

>>19538158
p spoopy. dont fuck with Luigi boards man

i could post one, but it's, well, i don't know if it's true or not.

i think i am possessed.

possession stories don't count, right?

>>19538282
post it plox senpai

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>17
>walking with my buddies at 2 am because we can't sleep and got bored
>remember a cache of firebombs we made in middle school to kill anrs
>decide to retrieve em
>shjits buried in a field and we haven't touched them in 6 years
>going through tall grass
>hear a gurgling chuckle
>wtf.png
>look around
>about 50 feet from us is a hunched over figure chuckling and fidgeting
>book it
>mfw
I miss high school

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>>19538210

>>19535437
Bump

> be 17 at my house, about 9pm, in a rural suburb
> Forget my homework is in my jeep in the driveway
> Go outside to retrieve homework
> My rear door is locked from the inside so I unlock the passenger side front door and lean over the middle console to the back seat
> Searching for homework when I feel like someone is watching me
> looks directly left at the rear passenger window
> I see a pure white face with black holes for eyes and a mouth like those mardi gras masks
>As I stare I realize there is no body attached
> It lunges at the window
> GTFO
> I jump out of my jeep and immediately look under my jeep and to the side of my house
> Realize it wasn't someone fucking with me
> Ran inside and accused my dad of fucking with me, but he wasn't.
> He then told me a similar story that happened to my uncle
> Haven't seen it since

Another one. When I was in middle school I had a spanish teacher who told us this story

>As most teachers in mexico, she's sent to a little village as a student teacher
>There she roomies with another pair of young teachers, all female
>One of them was this little preppy girl, who loved to party
>the other one was the serious type, she dressed similarly to a 90's goth and had a boyfriend who lived in the village
>One night, the teacher (let's call her Gaby) being the nerd she was is studying for some important exam they all are going to take in some days
>Preppy girl and goth are going out to some party in a makeshift place like a bodega
>They ask Gaby out, but she's too busy. As they say their goodbyes she notices Goth girl looked annoyed
>She recalls then, that Goth and the bf had been fighting over some friend of his
>this friend wanted the boyfriend, and Goth knew both of them would be there
>Night rolled, girls never came back and at morning Gaby is awoken by knocks at their door
>It's the police, they have preppy girl who is crying at the back of the police car
>She is escorted inside, and brokes down wailing at their living room
>After the police leaves so she can calm down Gaby asks her what happened
>Turns out, Goth girl and her boyfriend had a fight because the girl-friend of the boyfriend was dancing with him when they arrived
>Boyfriend yells at her, gives preference to friend and breaks up there and then with Goth while the other girl was watching
>Preppy is watching from afar how Goth was just going in circles around the
>She looked mad as hell, as girl and the bf get more intimate with each other
>Then, the girl leaned in for a kiss, Goth runs up to them like a mad bull and takes the girl apart from him
>They started fighting, yelling and scratching at each other
>thats when preppy notices
Cont

>>19539721
>Goth girl friends where closing in at both girls, yelling at Goth to punch her harder
>And between them, a guy she had never seen
>He was wearing an all black suit, palid skin, and weird actitude in general
>At the moment this guy was close to them, Goth took the girl and sent her against the floor
>And she fucking catched fire
>Everyone rushed outside yelling and shoving each other
>Preppy said that the last thing she saw was the guy in the suit laughing as a pair of horns engulfed in flames crowned his head
>Now, Gaby wasn't one to believe the paranormal
>She calmed down preppy and asked her if she told that story to the Police
>She did, but they didn't believe her obviously
>They did some drug and alcohol exams to her and sent her back home until she could give a better explanation of what she saw that night
>Later that day, Gaby and Preppy went to the police, she told them some fake story about how someone spilled some beer and it somehow catched fire by the light of some cigarrette
>Goth was apparently missing, the boyfriend and the girl died during the fire, he supposedly trying to stop the flames
>Preppy couldn't sleep anymore, having nightmares all the time, so she went back to her parents
>Meanwhile my teacher, she started to believe her.
>Turns out, the next day the small community paper published the story about the fire with a photo of the place in flames at the front page
>there in the center the flames formed the face of something malign, with horns and a mocking expression laughing over the destruction

My teacher said that she saved the paper and took it back with her to her parents home.The picture of the demonic face caused as much riot as it could on that small village. She forgot about the picture and left it home when she moved with her husband, when she tried to retrieve it her mother told her that she had found it and it out to be destroyed.
Sorry about my english as it's not my first language.

>>19538200
Any more?

>>19538200
More?

>>19539698
fucking spooky

I got one.
>be me
>total fucking redneck
>driving around a logging road to find some place to camp
>Pull up by a little creek
>follow said creek
>pitch tent in nice little clear area.
>disclaimer, this is not a clearing! it still has tree canopy, the trees are just farther apart.
> got my redneck buddy with me
>hell yeah
>drinkin beer, roastin weenies.
>Im about one beer away from being drunk when it happens
>see some fucker spiderwalking exorcist style between trees
>both of us book it and leave the tent.
>thing gives chase for about 700 meters
We are also lucky that we didn't start a fire.

>Be 10
>trying to sleep
>doors fly open
>drawers do too
>stuffed animal flies out of my arms and down the hall
>shriek for 30 seconds from down the hall
>decide the best course of action is to climb out my window
>Book it down the street to my grammas house and stay with her until morning
>Gramma tells me that what happened was because my parents wouldn't listen to her
I asked her what they didn't listen to her about when I was 20, but that is an entirely different story.

>>19540819

Spill you cliffhanger nigger

>>19540826
ok. time for backstory. Gramma is one of those old ladies that has been around forever and in all honesty might end up outliving me. Im 30 now and she is 80. she is also, according to her, a medium. She often makes predictions about my life and they turn out correct about 3 or 4 days later. She is also good at picking out things that aren't quite right. On to the story. at the time, we lived in an area that had suffered a massive landslide in 1976. close to 27 people died and around 30 were "missing". I say missing in quotes as that is the official explanation. Obviously they died.
>My parents are checking out houses on my grammas street
>Gramma has agreed to check it out with them.
>As soon as they walk in gramma gets the chills
>She gives the place the benefit of the doubt though as my parents really like the place.
>They check out the whole place.
>my gramma gets bad feelings from the basement and the living room
>As they check out the kitchen she sees him
>an old man
>his head is partially caved in and his arms and legs are bent in strange angless
>his torso is crushed and crinckled like a stomped soda can
>My gramma tells my parents what she sees and they write it off as her messing with them.
>she tells them numerous times to leave and that the old man isnt happy they are here but they still wont listen
>we move in two weeks later
and my original story occurs about 5 months after we move in.

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>was watching dbz a couple years ago in my kitchen
>baby moniter was next to me
>power went off because of storm, fuck you florida
>baby moniter still played audio from tv downstairs, I thought my brother was upstairs watching it while outside my baby brothers door, (he does this to make sure he goes to sleep)
>I stupidly thought that the upstairs still had power somehow
>went off, dead silence, no lights, it was all off
>baby moniter kept playing audio until power went back on in a couple hours
>i listened to it half spooked and half annoyed that i missed gohan vs frieza

>>19540898
that's fucked. i actually believe you because my grandmother is very similar, she has predictions of people dying and can tell if people are good or bad all the time

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>Be 12
>Live on beach
>Looking at ocean one night
>See some shit in water
>Get flashlight
>Just as I get out fucking whale
>Whale vocalizes
>Loud as hell
>Get the shit scared out of me
>MFW

>Was 2011
>Fast asleep
>Wake up paralysed, 6 aliens by my bed and some creature on my chest.
>Begin to float, praying to God for help, singing hymns
>Being pulled down some vortex, seem to shrink as I'm pulled, terrified yet drowsy.
>Begin to move around my room, ayy right in front of my face, can see detail, this is beyond dream vividity.
>Begin to see more coming through a light in my ceiling
>Am jolted back into my bed and see the ayys fade away before my eyes.
>Begin to question everything about the nature of reality.

>>19541039
It's called sleep paralysis.

>hanging out with friend
>tells me a house on his block is abandoned
>We go there
>explore
>Find bag of powdered sugar and pics of naked children
>leave
I just realized we found a druggies cp stash

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>>19541039
>it's a "/x/ doesn't know about sleep paralysis" episode

>>19541039
sleep paralysis
>inb4 "but guis it wus reel jeesis kild de ayys fur me"

Be me 18 years old. Moved into girlfriends moms house. Told somthings up with a certain room in the basement. When her grandmother visited from mexico before she slept in that room. Said she sensed somthing bad and didnt want to sleep in there anymore. Got a cat. Cat freaks out from time to time. One day. Broad daylight. No one home but me. Bored sitting in living room wondering what to do. I hear water running from the bathroom sink down the hall. Wtf? Walk to bathroom to look and in a split second see water comming out of the faucet and then turn off. Nope. Left the house and didnt go back until i knew somone would be home.

>>19539698
that's fukt yo

>>19539828
Where in Mexico was this?

>>19535437
OC coming in. This is recent, from work as a LEO on nightshift, on an old military base.

>Patrolling shooting range complex, around 0045-0100, in a patrol car.
>the range bathroom has 4 bright white lights, which are normally always on, and solid.
>can see them from the top of the turn in, a little ways up on a hill
>well tonight I see these lights, but they're not normal
>all 4 lights are deciding when to turn themselves on and off. Random as shit.
>drive closer for further Inspection, as I first suspect hooligans
>the closer I get, the more dense the atmosphere. I can feel it working it's way through. I feel watched, heavily, angrily.
>get right up on the lights, within 5ft with my windows down
>Silence.avi
>No bugs, no spiders, no crickets, no people, no switches moving
>lights still flickering.
>nopetrain.allaboard
>Haul ass out, all the while feeling watched by something not nice.
>Next day, same check, lights are fine.

>>19541311
what base is this anon? I cheeki breekid on an old base once and got told to fuck off by something that was not very friendly.

>>19541320
Miramar, in San Diego.
There's some old shit out here. We've had lots of people die, old jet testing sites, bunkers sealed off with 2" steel plates welded on em, etc.
Running ghosts, jumping ghosts, flickering lights, fucking skinwalkers, and an eerie prescence. All stories I've witnessed or heard first-hand

>>19541320
>>19541337
I'll be on more tonight, due to working nights, but need sleep. If this thread is still alive, I'll try to get some of the stories posted

>>19541351
make your own thread if it dies dude, this sounds like a screencap waiting to happen

>go to high school party
>everyone turns into ducks
>wake up in backyard with my pants gone
and thats the story of the time I got roofied by another dude and raped.

>>19538158
Fuck, if this was true...

>>19540898
Holy fuck. I've got chills from this

Ok I was high when this happened but the weed wasn't *that* good.

>be me, 25, Ireland
>decide to walk 5 miles home from friend/dealers house@4am because why not.
>city dead, everyone asleep, no cars/people, feeling really comfy
>so quiet
>approaching crossroads of Lisburn Road/Kings Road
>start hearing music, weird unnatural music
>it's coming from the left, nothing over there but some empty flats and a bar that closed hours ago.
>really weird music, scary like horror movie music but kinda melodic and pleasant too
>try to ignore it while freaking out and walking faster
>don't seem to be getting closer to or further away from the music
>thatsnotright.jpg
>walking straight ahead intensifies, just ignore the fucking music anon, at least it's not club music...you hate that.
>music starts to get quieter and quieter until it's gone.
>nearing the big church on the corner, start to feel a lot better
>rest of walk home ok

I read years later that one Irish superstition involving fairies is that if you hear strange music without a source and you're alone you NEVER follow the music. That's the fairies trying to lure you away with them.

>>19538158
I messed with a Ouija board and something similar happened. My closest friend saw another me go out into the room he was in and head outside. He followed it and the real me came from the other door and I saw him coming from outside. He was very confused thinking I pranked him, apparently this "me" was smiling like I did something wrong before going outdoors and disappearing.

And not long after this I was really ill in hospital. It can be a warning

>>19542511
who gives a fuck

>>19541311
>Bulbs dying/random electrical interference
>ITZ TEH SPOOPSSSS

Yep, sounds like an eighth grade-educated nobody who took a written test and suddenly got an overload of authority.

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>>19542511
>I was high when it happened but...

>>19542629

Judging by how many times I've fucked her...your mom

>>19542776
Dude, I'm college educated, prior service, and don't have a chip on my shoulder like you do. What happened early on in your life that you dislike police?
Also, not random interference, and the bulbs weren't dying. Shit doesn't get fixed around here, so for the bulbs to work fine the next night is odd

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>be me an hour ago
>wakes up from a nap
>sitting on the bed rubbing my eyes
>turns and looks on bed
>sees a big ass spider sitting on my pillow
>mfw
yeah fuck bed im just gonna sleep standing up from now on

>>19542874
Things that arnt real please let's be serious.

>>19538158
brother is cuckoo in the head

>>19543033
>be me an hour ago
>be a spider
>chilling on some nice cool pillow with a belly full of fly
>some dude randomly shows up and starts screaming and attacking me with a sock
>dafuqishisproblem.png?
im gonna crawl in his ear later and lay eggs in that shit

>>19542874
>your mom jokes
>2k17
>on a thaiwanese basket weaving forum no less
nigga where the fuck you crawled out from? not even 9fag does this shit

>>19541305
I heard this story almost 10 years ago, the only thing I remember is that this place was near Ciudad de México. I looked around on the Internet for the photo but I couldn't find anything. If I do the maths this happened around the 90's but I don't know the exact year

>>19540906
Holy fuck

>>19541351
Take some pics if you can

>be 14
>hanging out with 3 friends at the beach
>it gets dark, we decide to mess around in an abandoned house near the shore
>dark as fuck, one guy brought a flashlight
>explore the whole house, pretty small, nothing really interesting
>we hang out on the second floor, just telling stories
>suddenly we hear someone downstairs
>we panic, thinking we'll get in trouble for being there
>we sit silently, hearing the footsteps get closer, slowly going up each step
>we hear them go right past the room we're in, continue upstairs
>they keep going up, stop on the top floor.
>we sit for about 10 minutes just not saying anything
>we start whispering to each other
>someone dares another to go up
>we argue about it, decide to go up together, i end up in front some fucking how.
>we go up the stairs, trying to be as quiet as possible
>i'm legit shaking, flashlight is bouncing everywhere in my hands
>the top floor is just one room, a converted attic.
>i open the door and find...
>nothing.
>no one.
>we check every corner of the room, no furniture or any secret holes or anything
>the house is still completely empty aside from us
>nope the fuck home

this still comes up every time in drinking with any of those guys. we laugh about and tell other people the story, but it was legit one of the freakiest things that ever happened to me.

>>19537486
Pretty spoopy desu.

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>>19535437
I don't have any nope stories. I just went bush stalking bears in the night in the north GA mountains with a tomahawk and .22 magnum revolver

I don't really understand these threads from my perspective as an actual wilderness-faring grown man

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>>19535437
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhAXIjJ56xE

>>19538200
bear

>>19538379
I would love to use this lol

>>19542991
Well not the same guy, but enforcing things like marijuana laws is inherently unjust so fuck the police for choosing to do so

>>19543033

I saw big ass spider on my blanket once and I hit it but it like ran somewhere i couldn't find it. Didn't sleep for a day, then got a hotel room for 2 days afterwards

>>19538158
meth

>>19540898
anything else happen or was this the only warning given by the crushed man-ghost?

there is notting in the woods trust me i live there for a long time before i move into the citys dont worry about it senpaitachi get drunk get high who cares have fun like its your last night =)

>>19543801
>enforcing laws about illegal drugs is unjust

I wonder who the real eighth grader here is

>>19541535
Lmao, fag.

>>19537324
>When you turn black during a full moon to hide from police while robbing the packy

>>19543801
Not the same guy, but still LEO I've never arrested anyone for weed, unless they were doing something else stupid. I just dump it out or take it to the station and flush it. We used to throw it behind some azaleas at the station but had to start flushing it because we had a bumper crop of reggie growing there. Be polite, don't run that hole at the end of your neck, and you will most likely be let go.

>>19537486
Billy Joe John Bob Jim Bob Joe Billy was gone rape ya soft young body

>>19544119
that monster ain't gonna be in Greentext 2

>>19544119
fake and unfunny as shit, reads like fanfiction from a very obese gun owner

Few weeks ago
>out with buddy at Park. About 100 minutes past dusk
>walk into 30x30 meter pavilion
>I avidly invite any spirits and entities to manifest many times, orally
>suddenly feel a potent deja vu
>friend looks at me and says "oh seriously" and books it to car
>i follow
>He told me he saw a white featureless face taller than me moving behind me
chilled

>>19543757
.22 Magnum? Tomahawk? Bears? Calm down Davey Crockett. A .22 magnum seems inhumane on a bear. Why not just use a Blunderbus?

>>19541351
What would it take to get a spoopy ride-along with a civilian? Orange County fag here.

>>19543094
>getting triggered over someone responding to a shitpost with a shitpost

>>19540906
Hur hur so funnai hurrrr

>>19544341
.22 magnum is used for hunting anon, i agree the tomahawk was a bit much, maybe carry a knife or something instead

>>19544350
For most departments, just ask to do a ride along. Once they know you're not a cop killer, it's just some paperwork. Then ask the officer about spoops.

>>19543801
I'm in CA, it's legal. I could care less about weed, dude.
So go off yourself. If something is unconstitutional, that's what the courts for. Don't get mad at the cop who's a messenger of the law.

>>19543503
Will do when I can.

>it's past midnight
>browsing the internet from my laptop, taking it easy
>receive a phone call with an ID identified with all 9s
>get such calls often, usually insurance or mobile companies offering me stuff, but during the day
>I answer the phone, I'm not even gonna listen to their shit this late at night I'm just curious about it
>first thing I hear after answering is a woman crying in the most ear-raping manner while repeating a short word (can't remember if it was "no" or "please", or something like that)
>she cried/screamed in such a high pitched voice I just stood there petrified for a couple seconds
>after the surprise I regain control and nope the fuck out, putting my phone on the table while looking around my room
>of course there's nothing, I just got spooked any didn't know what to do
>as I look around I can still hear the voice coming from my phone for a bit, then the call ends

It never happened again, so I just assumed it was prank but damn, that voice was fucking horrible. I don't remember this story often so I guess it didn't shock me that much, but thinking of those cries again really gives me the chills.

Here's some of the other stories, from firsthand accounts.

>Be Patrolling old part of base
>driving about 40mph, on a relatively straight road in the middle of nowhere
>see green shadow on right side of road
>wat.wat
>looks like a sillhouete, but with a slight, bright green aura like a silver lining.
>it's humanoid shape
>starts running, alongside the car, at 40mph
>and gaining
>accelerate car from 40, to 60, to 100, to 110, trying to catch him.
>maintains speed of car, and faster, pushing about 150
>lost him
>runs till out of sight, and disappears with a slight green flash
>Fucking what
>proceed on, and ask senior officers what the fuck was just seen
>"oh yeah anon, that's the running man, you can't catch him"

Haven't seen him myself yet, but I was there when officer asked seniors about it.

>>19544912
>that's the running man, you can't catch him
kek'd

>>19544182
I talk to you guys like anyone else, and I've dated an LEO. I don't go out of my way to disrespect people I've never met, but I completely disagree with the enforcement of many unjust laws.

>>19538200
racoon?

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>>19544912
>>starts running, alongside the car, at 40mph
I smell bullshit

>>19543963
Oh but letting nicotine, caffeine, and alcohol run rampant despite very clear detrimental effects is perfectly fine I suppose because nobody said you can't have those.

But that plant with a multitude of uses recreationally and medicinally with extremely minor negative effects is a real problem.

I cant roll my eyes at the retardation hard enough

>>19544881
>Don't get mad at the cop who's a messenger of the law.

So if it was illegal to marry black people you'd be ok with enforcing that because it's the law? Pretty sure we've been down that road and the courts ruled in favor of that racism for a long time

>>19544341
It's not just for the bears

>>19545095
Well if the law is "don't marry a nigger", follow the law. If you don't like it, work to change the law. Goddamn liberals.

>>19545088
Long time Weed smoker here.

Weed has literally ruined my life. I've probably spent $100,000 on weed in my lifetime, and have often chosen to stay at home and smoke weed instead of going out to socialize, meaning I've lost friends and missed out on 100's of oppurtunities to meet qt's. If I was down to my last $10, it would go on weed. It has also affected my health.

Obviously I'm not saying alcohol or tobacco are good, or any less harmful, but let's not pretend that weed is some harmless recreation without downfalls.

I wish I'd never smoked weed.

>>19545120
I don't think that's a representation of a normal experience with marijuana but I can say it's a lot easier to ruin people's lives by imprionsing them over a healthier option than alcoholism. It's the same as drinking, except has much less physical damage and you cant OD or destroy your organs with it. Granted, smoke irritates your lungs. Edibles are an option.

You can't blame weed for your choices. It's not chemically addictive to your body like alcohol

>>19545112
I don't have hundreds of years of family money to lobby for change. Why are you even being devil's advocate for something so stupid as "well the law is infallible"

>>19545112
This is proving the guy's You're about to go down the path of Nazis were just following the law and I'm betting you'll defend that too because A) you're a cop and of course you would be pro-Nazi
Or B) you're too butthurt about being wrong you'll just stubbornly keep going down that path until he gives up and you "won"

>>19545136
If weed was legal it'd be just as bad a problem as alcohol.

>It's not chemically addictive
They say the same about heroin, gambling, sex, everything. It's bullshit. Of course it's addictive. Everything is addictive. If you can't live without something then you're addicted, regardless of its chemical properties. The 'high' is addictive.

>potheads turn a decent thread into a political argument over weed

This is the real reason I support keeping weed illegal, you fucking potheads are insufferable.

>>19545202
you literally need help

were you always this bad?

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>>19544350
im in OC....lets do spooky stuff.

>>19545081
It was a shadow, like a ghost, not a physical form. Just had a humanoid shape

>>19537486
Your dad was fucking with you

>>19545160
Fuck off retard

>>19545211
Where you always potato?

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tho i already have a thread going ill post it here to keep this bump and who knows maybe someone eles has had somthing close to this not a (nope) story now that i google it as this happen ealy today and i have yet to sleep b/c of this but i think its AP

anyways


okay so somthing fucking idk weird happen just now sorry for my english but anyways i need your help to see if i was about to astral project or fucking die or idk get rape by a alien like i have no idea 1st time this has ever happen anyways ill try to greentext

>sleeping is fucked up about a hour ago try to take a nap
>at that point where ur fires burn and u just feel them closeing
>go to sleep have a dream about me fighting off a smart dog or somthing i guess one of the only things i rember was it smiling at the end
>wake up look around still tried as fuck my dog is sleeping right next to me on the couch
>feel myself dirfting when the happen
>feel like idk how to say it BAM im awake and i feel like i cant move like im in a force sheild is holding me
>everthing shake like vibrating kinda violent
>im freaking the fuck out i can hear my own breathing loud in my head somthing i have never herd
>then what feels like my view of my pc screen *where im laying down taking a nap* is like a foot higher
>hear weird sounds like if u listion too thos skyking threads is the closes i can say
>everthing seems more grey or idk just dimmer
>still freaking out idk whats happening if im dieing or what
>starts to feel hard to breath for a few moments*tho this could be due to me loseing my mind
>then BAM im back down kinda breathing like a ran a mile for a few moments look away dog is fine he or the other one is not freaking out
so ya idk what the hell happen thats never happen before and i have tons of sleep paralysis tho notting spooky just cant move have had it for 17 years and sorry for bad english

>>19545737
also i say not a nope story now but at the time i had no idea what was happening thoght i was dieing desu or some other bad shit

>>19545535
Oh well that's alright then then.

Dumbass.

>>19545535
FYI, ghosts look like normal people. They're not see-through or floating like in cartoons. If a ghost walked past you in the street you wouldn't even know it.

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There's a file with tons of nope stories on it. http://www.mediafire.com/file/j7xx45d5qhobpe8/Happy+Halloween+-X-+2015.zip

Thank me later

>>19545760
And heres even more nope stories
http://www.mediafire.com/file/eedabk7nqzjrqe8/Screencapped+Stories+2015.zip

>>19541286
Sometimes when my apartment complex is doing maintenance on the water pipes my sink does that. Freaked me out until they explained what it was.

Probably my biggest nope ever.

>be me, 12 years old
>me and 2 more friends go at other friend's house for a week (his parents were on a business trip)
>this guy is 17 so he cooked for us and cleaned after us, it was amazing
>on the 3rd day, I really had to take a shower
>told him I was gonna, he said to go ahead
>decide to take a hot bath since middle of winter
>sit there chill af
>the window suddenly closes
>stop my chill time, what the fuck just happened?!
>water starts pouring in the tub, hot af, almost boiling
>get up, get a robe on me and flee the fuck out of that bathroom
>tell him about it
>he sais yeah, the water thing kinda happens
>WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING WINDOW SMASHING SHUT HAPPENING?
>he told me not to sweat it
>leave immediately on the 4th day

>>19545930

the window thing could be the wind , especially if it is winter

>>19545930
Also another one, still a nope

>my grandma died when I was 14
>we had to clean the house in which she lived
>clean up everything, looks pristine
>sit for a moment in an armchair, to catch my breath after ~8h of continuous work
>we didn't clean the attic, i didn't even know there was one
>hear footsteps coming from above me
>then I hear glass shattering
>the foosteps then walk away
>go to my parents, wanted to ask them what they broke
>they were waiting for me in the car
>get to the car, ask them, aren't we going to clean the attic?
>"What attic, anon?"
>turn around, look through a few bricks broken from the wall
>the attic was completely empty with no way of getting there as a human being, so no reason to store glass
>tell my parents to get me the fuck outta there
>tell them later the story, and they look at me terrified, telling me that this is what both of them dreamt the night in which my grandma died.
>never went there again

>>19545954
No way dude, no window will ever close itself shut and locking it just because of windy weather

probably nothing but it still spooped the hell outa me at the time

>be me, getting off train in middle-of-fuckin-nowhere town I live in
>it's 2 in the god damn morning
>not many buildings near the shitty train platform, so naturally there's shit all street lights
>faint glow of the local mickey D's in the distance
>can go two ways yo get back home from the train station
>the long way, up the sidewalk along the shitty roads that run through town
>or
>the short way, a crudely constructed path through thick vegetation, literally pitch black the entire way through at the time
>fuckin tired as hell, decide fuck it, i'll go through the creepy-ass forest tunnel
>take two, fucking two steps off the train platform and get immediately hit with an overwhelming sense of dread and paranoia
>try to stay calm and shrug it off as me just being tired as hell and spooked out because it's dark
>then I see it
>shittingbricks.midi
>between two trees, right by the entrance to the short path is this vaguely human figure
>it's fucking massive though, it's undefined body darker then the already pitch-black entrance to the path itself
>and it's face
>it was just two white slits where eyes would usually be, it's mouth almost the same but sideways and warping around, almost like it was talking
>noped the fuck outa there right that second
>holed up in the McDonalds, which is open 24/7, until it was nice and bright out

I haven't taken that damn train anywhere since, due to the fact that it only runs every other day and leaves at fuckin midnight

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>>19535437

>>19545972
>First mistake was riding the damn spoopy train

>>19545930
why did you have the window open in the middle of the winter

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This experience has stuck with me since I was a kid. Recently, I moved back in with my parents due to some financial trouble to the same house I grew up in. Taking out the trash one night caused this memory to come back to me in vivid detail.
We lived one house away from the end of the street, which was a T intersection because it's a pretty normal, blocky neighborhood. Being the generally jumpy and over-imaginative child I was, I would never like going outside at night because I was afraid of the dark or what was around the corner at the end of the street or any number of completely normal things. One night, I was taking out the trash (which is why doing it as an adult triggered this recollection) and I did my usual routine of "look right, look left, run the bag out to the can at the street and sprint back to the door like a little bitch." Tonight, however, upon looking left, I saw something.
It was a humanoid (vaguely feminine) figure standing in the center of the intersection at the end of our street, maybe 30 yards away. I don't remember it's face, but it was wearing a tattered white robe, and the image that sticks out to me were the shredded sleeves streaming in wind that wasn't blowing. It had long, almost platinum blonde hair streaming along with the sleeves. I swear, it looked like an all-white version of King Ramses, pic related, but I never watched Courage the Cowardly Dog as a kid because, as you can tell, I was a little pussy. It stood there with its arms outstretched to its sides, and as it began to lower them, and I got the hell out of Dodge. I've never told anybody this story before, even when I saw it again. To be continued in the next post.

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>>19546149
Continued
The second time was coming home from my older brother's baseball game when he was in high school and I was dragged along because I was a kid. This wasn't long after the first encounter, less than a year maybe. It was night after a double header, and I rode home with my mom since my parents had to meet at the school and my dad drove some of the other boys home. As we turned onto my street through the same intersection, I glanced through the rearview mirror from the back seat, and I saw it there. It was in the mirror, in the same place, standing in the same pose, blowing in the same wind that wasn't there. This time I saw more of its face, and it was almost human except for its mouth; it looked like it was too big, and the teeth were visible even though it was closed. The memory reminds me of Mileena, pic again related, but, like before, I wouldn't have known of this character at that age. I looked away from the mirror as fast as I had glanced up at it, clammed up, and immediately bolted inside when we got to the driveway. I didn't stop to look again to see if it was there between the car and the safety of the kitchen door.
I've decided to treat this as just another instance of my overactive imagination, but the clarity of the memories as I moved back home was haunting. I keep wondering if I'll see it again, and I remembered something else as I typed this story for /x/; I called it "the siren" in my head as a kid because it looked inviting. Well, as inviting as it could be despite my spooked status. Here's to hoping I don't.

>be me, 9 years old
>get some weird fever
>dad puts me to to bed and hangs out for a while
>bed is top bunk
>start to hallucinate
>hallucinate GIANT FUCKING SPIDER on ceiling
>spider is the size of a double bed and about 2 feet away from me
>had to stare at that fucker for 10 minutes before I stopped seeing it

Another

>be me, 16
>mum is out, sister in her room
>sister yells she's going out for the afternoon
>hear her walk down the stairs, past my bedroom, down the last set of stairs and out the front door
>alone in the house
>timetofap.jpg
>1994 Jenny McCarthy PMOY was my go-to
>happily fapping
>suddenly hear footsteps coming up the stairs, past my door, up the next set of stairs and into my sisters bedroom, sisters door closes
>figured I didn't hear the front door opening because I was concentrating on Jenny's soapy tits.
>think nothing of it, continue fapping
>maybe 10 minutes later I hear the front door open and footsteps once again coming up the stairs.
>it's my sister, she's yelling as her footsteps come closer about if I want to watch a movie with her
>ditch the playboy, zip the jeans just before she enters my room
>who's up in her room if she's down here with me?
>whisper to her I heard someone go up into her room
>we go downstairs, get kitchen knives and walk up to her bedroom
>no one is there

It couldn't have been noise from the neighbours houses as both of them died (old ladies) and the council bricked up the doors and windows to prevent vandalism (rough neighbourhood).

I have two I can remember clearly.

>be 19 or so
>about 5am so still asleep on day off
>wake up suddenly
>not tired, not anxious, not woken up by anything
>shrug it off and lay there trynna enjoy my day off
>suddenly hear huge crash in kitchen
>parents, brother and I come out of our rooms to check wtf just happened
>mothers ceramic angel statue fell off wall mounted mirror/shelf thing
>once the initial confusion wore off we all slowly realize it's impossible for the statue to have fallen off the shelf and land on tile how it did
>6 inch tall statues don't fall ~6 feet and bounce ~15 feet to tile and shatter like they were thrown at the floor by a pro baseball player
>parents get call about 20 minutes after all this happens
>it's aunt that lives in Mexico
>says grandma fell, badly injured her leg and amberlamps already are on their way to hospital
>aunt says she fell "about 20 minutes ago"

>at work a few weeks ago
>on the clock with three other co-workers but im chilling because there are two sides in the store and my side was less busy than the other
>hear something break over over on that side, hoping to god it wasnt what i thought it was
>"hey anon i broke something can you come help me clean it up"
>fuck
>helping her and another co-worker pick up glass shards and wipe up coffee grinds from the floor when we hear another noise
>the fucking trash can fell over
>no one was close enough to touch it, it wasnt even half full, it wasnt sitting on anything that couldve made it distribute its weight unevenly

important details include how the building is at least fifty years old, how my manager fucking hated one of the girls at the time (shes chilled out a bit recently), and how there'd been an oppressively negative atmosphere lately, probably because of point two. it was so bad that everyone could feel it and it made us all uncomfortable and irritated. smaller incidents include all three of the paper towel machines dispensing at random even when there wasnt anybody close to their sensor. one time it had happened while i was two feet away from it in the bathroom, and i dont think that all of the machines were having mechanical problems at the same time. but now that the manager has finally calmed down from her salty rage a little they havent been doing it as often

>>19546209
Other story

>be about 19(these two stories are three months apart or so)
>roll with dad to give aunt ride to work
>get to house and sit on couch with dad while grandfather sat on opposite couch by himself
>grandfather and dad making small talk while I just chime in here and there and kinda daydream(too poor to afford cell at this point)
>notice they both stop talking and I kind of snap out of my zoning out
>realize why they both immediately clamped up
>there's a fucking shadow walking between us through the center of the living room
>like NIGGA I can fucking SEE through the shadow
>look down and see this fucking shadow stepping on and making footprints in the carpet
>once it nears the opposite side of the room it melts away and disappears
>the three of us just sit there and don't say a word until my aunt is finally ready for work and we leave
>never bring it up again

That house was/is hella fucked up. I have other stories I'll try to type up throughout the day when things slow down at work.

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#1
>be me
>around 5-9 years old
>running back from friends house (he lived ~100 feet away)
>about 30 feet away from my house
>run in between 2 parked cars
>fall over
>not able to move
>frozen in place arms and legs not able to move
>scared
>after what felt like 10 mins on the floor I'm able to get up
>almost can't walk
>definitely can't run
>stumble back home
Knock knock knock FUCKING KNOCK
>Mum opens door
>go inside
>go to bed

#2

>be me
>around 5-9 (happened at near the same time as the first)
>driving back from stepdads
>little sister in front left seat
>stepdad in driving seat
>I'm in the middle back seat
>we're literally going 5 mph
>feels like we're going 500 mph
>crying
>pass out
All I remember

#3


>be me
>same age
>wake up from a couple hours sleep
>everything seems fast
>get up out of bed
>walk to mums room really slowly
>crying "m-Mum... everything feels really fast"
>"I'm scared"

>>19543757
Why are you out there pissing off bears with a .22 mag. Are they encroaching on your property?

>>19539698

>hanging out with friend
>working on his car stereo
>he gets call from gf
>he goes in
>get out of the car, warm night
>lean back against the car
>looking up at stars
>turn around and face car
>look up to sky again
>hand comes flying over my head from back
>duck down to ground, and turn expecting to see grinning friend messing with me - having jumped off porch at me
>he's not there
>creep up onto porch
>hear him just inside still on phone
>go inside and sit down on floor in front of tv
>must have been white as sheet - asks me what's wrong
>play it off, but finally tell him as he keeps asking
>he tells me he was driving one evening and he sees this hand come around the side of the seat as if someone was in the back reaching to grab his shoulder
>says he almost wrecked because of it
>stops as quick as he could, jumps out to find no one in back seat

Happened when I was like 6 or 7, first year of elementary school.

>Be me
>In the schoolyard with my friends
>The schoolyard is your typical square shapeshaped schoolyard, but in one of the corners, there are stairs that lead to the teachers' parking under the school.
>We were not allowed to play in the stairs
>Someday one of my friends tells me that "Casper" (the friendly ghost, remember I'm 6) is hiding around the stairs.
>wtf I want to see him
>We are now downstairs and we are all a bit spooked.
>My friend tries to open the door and grab the doorknob, but the door is locked, he then takes a quick backstep all of a sudden. He seems spooped
>"What happened ?"
>"The doorknob just shook by itself"
> We all look at the door
>The doorknob moves by itself like crazy.
>noped out of here

Could be an adult behind it but still, it was scary back then.

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>>19545202
We wouldn't be so butthurt if weed was legal. Like you wouldn't be so butthurt if we weren't butthurt. The fault lies at step one.

19546722
just stop replying and fuck off

>>19546490
You have a brain tumor. Likely a very small one affecting the area that deals with the sensation of time. This is an actual thing. Get checked. It might never harm you or you could die a week from now.

>>19546149
>>19546155
My phone gave me much bizarre difficulty posting this reply
>When I was young I was lying in my mothers bed one night and the bedroom door was open
>not only was my door open but the door across the hall was open (which lead to a bedroom attached to the basement stairway)
>in the stairway I see a vibrant white flowing dress like material
>stare for a moment in awe
>there is no wind in the house for the dress to be flowing like it is
>realize what I'm looking at is literally the tail end of a dress
>watching it suddenly terrified
>realize it's about to go down into the basement
>realize it's about to turn its head around the corner and look at me
>oh fucking shit fuck
>close my eyes and lie as still as I can until I feel the uncomfortable presence pass
>never dared to look at it's face
>always wondered what she looked like

>>19546868

Missed out on that pussy tho

>>19543757
Cool story bro.

>>19538379
I imagine the spooky kind of spirit that it would summon lol

>>19538200
They probably heard you coming and were just fucking with you.

>>19535437
>woke up this morning
>clock read 6:43
>nope

>>19544181
fucking kek

>>19538362
>inb4 skinwalker fag

>>19544181
Haha that tickled me anon.

>>19545164
No one ever said heroin isn t chemically addictive, it puts you through hellish physical withdrawal symptoms. It is one of the most physically addictive things known to man.

>>19545737
>>19545739
It was the demons of English spelling and grammar delivering their punishment.

>>19544912
sonic, you met sonic

> Be me, 6-7 years old
> Elementary school, 90's, early fall, PE class is outside because it's still sunny
> PE class as in we just hang out outside on school grounds doing whatever, as long as the teacher may see us we're good
> Playing some kiddie games with my friends, being Power Rangers or whatever, when we notice some commotion a bit further away from the main yard
> We approach the group of boys from our class and they say they can hear some noises coming from beneath a specific square concrete brick on the ground, whole yard is paved with them
> One of them says it's the sound of hell
> Feeling weird about it, but I decide to try and listen
> Get on all four, press my ear to the ground
> Hear white noise, not unusual when you press your ear to the ground, but also hear some sort of dull knocking coming from beneath, fast and kinda regular, now I would say maybe reminding a morse code sort of thing
> Kinda spooked cause didn't expect to hear anything and yet here it is for real
> What the hell is that
> The concrete bricks are pretty worn out, they seem rather loose and there's some space between them
> We decide to lift it up and check what's beneath it
> Struggling 'cause the shit is heavy and hard to move, but we finally managed to get a firm hold on it
> We lift it up
> In the dirt beneath the concrete block lies a broken, used glass syringe, thin and with needle still in it
> One kid starts crying
> W t f

It was really bizzare and I have no idea how that thing got there, or how those kids found that brick in the first place. We reported it to our teacher and she got pretty damn stressed and never let us walk away from the main yard again. We tried to look for it later, but the teachers took care of it of course. It was all pretty damn surreal

>>19543033
>>19543070
I kek'd

captcha: colon yield
But what does it mean!!!!

>>19545088
>doesn't understand the difference between legal and illegal drugs
>calls someone else retarded

I'm gonna sit here and slow clap for you son. You managed to shove your head up your own ass further then anyone else on this website.

>>19545202
Keeping weed illegal doesn't reduce the number of potheads or make them less insufferable, so what's your point?

>>19545955
That one's creepy.

>>19545972
Midnight Meat Train

>>19540651
Man fuck that shit nigga

>>19540906
topkek

>>19546868
You were smart not to look. Watch Darkness Falls.

>>19547591
That would be spoopy since I'd be late for work and I'm already on last-chance.

>>19548310
The story came from inside OP's colon! Run!

>>19544912
>running man
>AT NIGHT I THINK OF YOU

>>19545136
t. 15 years old faggot who just smoked weed for the First time

>>19538158
>her room doesn't have windows
breaks building code in any western country
how fucking retarded are you to make this garbage story up

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OP here, glad to see everyones contributions

>>19539698
>suburb
>has his own car
richfags deserve to be eviscerated by the supernatural

>>19540898
tell her to give you lottery numbers or its a fake

>>19550970
I have lived in a place where my room had no windows you stupid fucking piece of shit.

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>>19545081
DID SOMEONE SAY 40MPH?!

>be me and a friend of mine in our recording studio
>it is in the floor where his grandma used to live before she passed away
>2:30 a.m.
>we are hungry and decide to go upstairs
>my friend has an elevator because her grandma couldn't mover her legs
>we are eating when we hear something
>it comes from the elevator
>something like someone knocking very quietly on the elevator door
>"it's nothing, maybe the elevator has some problems"
>someone walking in the other room
>wtf.jpg
>"uuuh...grandad?"
>no answer
>"maybe we are just tired, let's go downstairs"
>goingdownstairs.mp4
>we enter the garage and then we go into the studio
>the computer was left on a youtube video
>"unable to load the video, try again later"
>static on the screen, like all the times youtube can't load a video, but in this situation was fucking creepy
>"the spirit of my grandma used the comluter while we were upstairs"
>"are you an idiot?"
>door slamming in the garage
>dontspelldeadsnameoutloud.mp4
>we look into each other's eyes
>silence.mp3
>I run home

Not the most exciting story of all time but we were pretty scared.

>>19551064
Jelly fag

>>19539698
>>19546570
Creepy shit

>>19540651
>total redneck
>"meters"

Nah. It's yards. But anyway, some fucker spider-walking? Spoopy, but generic and not believable.

I would have left the tent too, and maybe my buddy.

>>19540651
You were "roastin weenies" but "lucky you didn't start a fire?"

Dammit I fell for the bait.

>>19543808
In Australia this would absolutely be justified, except probably same spiders in hotel

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>>19545088
Dubs of truth. Harmless plant with hundreds of uses for hemp too. Fucking retarded and the amount of people in prison on weed charges is disgusting. If you have a little piece of plant in your pocket you can rot for years. Boils my blood and I haven't smoked in years.

>"hurrdurr is a scary illegal drug it killed my dad, listen to popo just say no!"

>>19539828
Nice

>>19541311
>from work as a LEO
the story didn't involve shooting unarmed blacks out of panic at a traffic stop, so I don't believe you

>>19545930
>>be me, 12 years old
>>this guy is 17
how was your first experience with gay sex?

>>19543943
> =)
>skinwalker detected

>>19550970
maybe breaks code for a "bedroom" but that doesn't mean her room is a bedroom. Ya feel. Maybe it was designed as a laundry room or bathroom or spare room in general.

>>19553982
Sex is irrelevant.

>>19539698
Oh fuck

>>19546190
ive had shitty fever dreams/hallucinations as a kid as well. most of the time it felt like time was going by super fast and repeating itself until like the normal amount of time would pass. But what made me type this reply was i hallucinated about the big spiders as well.

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>>19543070

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>be me
>regularly smoke at a house in a mostly abandoned neighborhood
most of the houses are run down should be demolished besides one and it's this crazy old dude that never leaves it so I go to one of them to smoke.
>pick one in the back towards the woods
>smoke pot
>listening to music in one earbud, one earbud always out
>high as shit i think the guy laced it
>oh well i guess I'll ride it out
>looking out window
>start feeling increasingly paranoid
>think it's from the drugs so I try to calm down
>use an trick my grandfather taught me for hunting to focus on my heartbeat
>seems relaxed
i guess this part sounds retarded, but I was high as fuck on something crazy and I couldn't really make heads or tails of what was going on at the moment
>realize I'm feeling paranoid because I feel like someone is watching me
>calm down immensely
>realize I should figure out if anything is actually watching
(at this point i sobered up quite a bit staying focused on my heartbeat and the exact rhythm kept the high part preoccupied)
>calmly look around with only my eyes at first
>slowly scanning without making it obvious
>see nothing
>pull out a cigarette and light it
>while I do this all, I had turned a quarter turn to my left, now facing more of the open room, the door was just out of my view to my left
>slightly turn and look extremely indirectly at the door
>see someone peeking around the corner
>just the very edge of a pale face (not slenderman) and some hair
>get waves of adrenaline
>literally feel like I'm charging up
>try to overcome it and breathe my cigarette out harshly
>turn and ask if they want to die
>they fly off the handle
>I don't really know what it was to be honest probably a deformed homeless guy or some shit i dunno it was all so fast I when i try to recall their face is blank
>k sum it up basically they ran at me and I grabbed them by the back of the head and threw them forward with their momentum, through the window
nothing happened after that.

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>>19543070
>be me an hour ago
>be a pillow
>faggot ass spider sitting on me
>wish a nigga would get rid of this eight legged bitch
>gay ass nigga wakes up and starts screaming and shit
>"kill the spider you dumb faggot" I think to myself with my pillow brain
>screaming faggot knocks the spider away with his sock
>mfw finally go back to being a potential murder weapon

>>19554102
by
>nothing happened after that
I actually mean that, I looked out the window and didn't see anyone but the window broke and everything, for the longest time, I thought it was the old guy but I never heard anything and no one's ever come knocking about it.

>>19553988
are you retarded or what I meant that any room can be a bedroom

Just a bit of background on me, just a regular(atleast i think im kind of ok) dude. However something is wrong with me. I believe i have some sort of moderate-sever depression even though I never really went to doctors about, super bad insomnia where ill go days without sleeping (5 is my record) but sleeping pills cause the same type of nightmares to occur. Ive been told i stand kind of stiff and "unnaturally stressed
" but onto the story
(if you have more questions ill be happy to answer)

>Be me
>9th grader living in allegheny county PA
>go to your regular blue ribbon suburban highschool near PA's neverending woods
>its winter and 6AM waiting for the bus at the bus stop
(if youve ever lived in northeast coast you know the sun isnt up until 8)
>normally im the only kid at that specific bus stop
>freshly snowed about a foot
>nooffday.sad
>standing there when the smell of metal hits the back of my throat like a nosebleed does.
>hear loud crunching noises about 50ft infront of me across the road in neighbors backyard
>probably neighbors
>itsfuckingnot.wat
>then i see the thing
>it comes out from behind a house hugging a treeline
(everyone had the woods in their backyard)
>about 7-10 feet tall
>deer head
>on two feet but its like the deer hind legs with the funny double knee caps
>itsjustadeerontwolegs.meme
>wrong
>i notice it has arms that come all the way down and drag on the ground
>looks like it has 3 long scythes for fingers
>looks at me and lifts up one dangly arm
>points directly at me
>markedfordeath.png
>starts running at me much how a gorilla runs
>luckily the bus came at that point and it goes back into the woods.

It was really fucking dark at that time and i could only see an outline of it but that fucced me up good.

>>19539721
>>19539828
Damn.

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>high school senior, driving home with momma after going to movies
>like 11 at night, we live on the outskirts of a small town on the border so its common to have deer or mexicans try and run through our land
>walking twords the door, I get this stramge feeling, bone numbing chill goes down my spine and I get an adrenaline rush
>kinda freaked out because this came out of fucking nowhere
>smell something rancid, cant quite remember what it smelled like, wanna say 'muh rust or blood' but thats probably skinwalker threads messing with me
>amyway I turn to Momma and shes looking at me strange, she later tells me I had this wild look in my eyes amd my demenor was 'like some paranoid cave man'
>tell her to get inside, to this day I cannot replicate the authority my voice had in those two words
>momma who usually laughs or scoffs when I act paranoid fucking SPRINTS inside
>back up twords the door slowly, eyes darting back and forth, feels freaky man
>a fear grips me and if I thought I was having a rush before then wew lad this is next level
>our driveway ends in a steep hill, my eyes fix on it for some reason
>suddenly a pale humanoid shape moves calmly from left to right, like a man casually walking sideways but at the speed of a sprint
>nope out and back inside
To this day I have never felt that kind of fear, this wasnt "this is gonna hurt" or "im afraid for a family member" fear, this was chilling, deep, instinctual fear. My mind blanked out and the little bit that remained screamed at me to fucking book it and not stop running, only thing that kept me there was momma and my brother sleeping inside. This shit felt like I was prey

>>19553615
Meh Im Burgurstani and I use meters for middle range distances because its NATO standard for shooting distance. Plus kilometers for walking distances because of the same. But miles for driving and feet and inches for measuring things like people.

>>19544085
>reasonstolive.jpg
Are you okay anon

>3rd year of high school
>have to shoot a movie with a friend for my optional cinema class
>go to a place in the outskirts of the city with lots of abandoned buildings, a vestige of the industrial period
>shoot most of what we needed inside a large abandoned warehouse that served as a meeting place for thugs and druggies, but we were pretty tough and didn't care
>leave and decide to go inside an abandoned house near the warehouse
>had already been inside this house before, nothing notable about it except the fact that the kitchen is full of rotten canned food and stinks
>we breeze through the rooms while recording everything and decide to go home
>one month later, in cinema class, my friend tells me he's found something peculiar in that video we recorded and decides to show me
>there's a point in the video where we enter a room, take a quick look inside and close the door
>he pauses the video right after and rewinds slowly
>there's a fucking homeless guy lying on a bed in the middle of the room, eyes opened, who didn't give a shit about our presence
The fact that we didn't notice him while exploring the house made us laugh at the time, but in retrospect, I find it pretty spoopy that he didn't react to us. Like, he could've told us to fuck off.

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>be around 10 years old
>my dad is an artist
>he has some of his stuff being put up in an exhibit downtown
>me and my mum go check it out, dad already left a few hours earlier to set his stuff up
>we wander into the museum and enter through what we assume is the guest door (my dad's instructions were unclear)
>we walk down some stairs, there's a turn
>in the little space beneath the first set and to the right of the second set there's a sculpture
>it's a man in a white suit without any facial features sitting on a chair in front of a small table
>his face is torn open and there's red paint all over his suit and table
>it's clearly made of wood, plaster and paint but it's a pretty fucking good work of art, i still remember it vividly
>mom is unnerved, i'm thrilled
>we continue to explore the dimly-lit room
>all the stuff is covered by sheets
>mom: is this the right place?
>we hear someone coming from the stairs, it's a guard - doesn't seem to notice the white man
>tells my mum to go upstairs because this is basically the storage
>mum asks why the sculpture there isn't covered like the others
>he looks confused and looks back at the sculpture
>>that's odd, we shouldn't have anything set up here. anyways, if you could come with me i'll guide you to the gallery
>we go upstairs and i look at the fucking sick sculpture one final time
>night continues normally

>next day, mom tells me she's been reading up on the museum
>it was originally someone important's house in the early 20th century
>he got shot in the face upon answering the door
>local foklore says the place is haunted by his restless spirit
>my fucking face when

there's absolutely no way that wasn't a sculpture because i remember the coats of paint vividly and it was nothing more than some forgotten work of art but fuck man that was spooky as hell

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>>19540651
> roasting wieners
> no fire
> brokebackmountain.jpeg

>>19554144
The bus driver was Guts.

>>19554340
"Kids these days, as long as you don't make too much noise you're ok I guess"

>>19554363
As an art student who wants to become a teacher... Dude, that realization of the apparition hitted me SO hard...
Jesus Christ how horrifying.

>7
>wake up to go to the bathroom
>walk back to bed
>walk in the door and look at my window
>green fucking head smiling
>bigger than average head
>cold stare
>i run to my head and throw the covers over my head
>wake up around 5:30 with the covers on head still
To this day I cant sleep with an open window
>22
To this day if i see anything out om window even a little crack i start to panic. I used to literally stack pillows next to me so I couldn't see the window because my shades had like 1/20th of an inch
>American
In between them. Sad huh? I still have never heard anyone with any similar thing happen to them.

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>>19538158
>10 years old
>friends want to play with ouija board
>we ask if anyone's there
>"Alan"
>we ask what it wants
>mfw it says my name
>mfw alan is my long-dead grandpa who none of my friends would have known
>mfw I never touch a ouija again

>>19554102
>high as shit
Dropped

>>19554102
so you were smoking inside the old dude's house? or in his backyard? if you were inside, how did you get in? what state are you in? Are you in america?

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>>19551352
>40mph
F40PH get it right fag.

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I'll post mine. It's kinda boring. But you can search the nope and find it.

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>>19555218
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>>19555223
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Sorry about the shitty screencaps

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>>19555229
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Search ghost of Angelo State University

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>>19537486
it was jesus inviting you to the kingdom of heaven

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>>19544912

>>19555167
>Newfag detected

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>>19537486
noiice

I dont feel like breaking this into more than one part so here you go

>after waking up at 5 am i decide to eat a massive sub sandwich from the fridge

>immediately feel sick so for some reason i go outside to walk it off

>walk a couple blocks, turn around

>i shit you not i see this weird figure in some sort of veil staring at me from across the street.

>my area has alot of shady characters so i assume it's a homeless person and i keep walking

> "thing" is still following me so i start to walk faster and as i do so does it

> i start running it starts hurrying too.

> i cross the street to a gas station and it stops following me.

> i finally vomit and i start heading back home.

>as i get infront of my house i notice it at the end of my street just staring at me.

>get in lock door dont fall asleep for the rest of the night

>>19555381
wuh

>demons make noise in my house
>I tell them to stop
>they listen because they know I'm the motherfucking devil

Shit's cash

>>19554202
Literally a skinwalker

>>19555381
Probably a druggie

>be 8 yo
>sleeping in the same room as my brother, who was 7
>he was in his bed, I was in mine
>have a new teddy bear with me
>fall asleep
>wake up in the middle of the night
>the teddy fell off while I slept
>suddenly the teddy appears on the edge of the bed
>i thought my brother went for it and was giving it back
>i reach for it
>a huge hand is the one holding the bear
>i receive it
>the hand disappears under the bed again
>I start screaming and my parents come to the room
>brother was sleeping in his bed and didnt wake up the whole time

I never believed in the supernatural, but this fucked me up

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>>19535437
>Be me
>Be sonar tech in the navy on small, pontoon like ship in the middle of [redacted] on day [redacted]
>Be newbie so stand nightwatch in small computer lab from 2200 - 0600
>Middle of [redacted] so cigarettes cost like $15 a carton since we're in a tax exclusion zone
>take frequent breaks and smoke like, a shit ton because nightwatch is boring as fuuuuck
>Ordinarily surrounded by fishing ships, shrimp ships, merchant traffic, etc.
>Be like 0445 local, just before sunrise
>Not a single vessel horizon to horizon
>Enjoy nice, crisp, refreshing fifth cigarette of the watch
>Nothing to catch my eye so I scan the sky for planets being so close to sunrise since I'm taking an "astronomy" "class" through the navy
>See like two weird, steady, orange lights maybe 10,000 feet in the air maybe thirty miles out, hard to judge since I was in the middle of the fucking ocean
>They slowly increase in brightness over the course of my cigarette, advancing generally toward us
>curiositypeaking.webm
>Fuck it, light second cigarette, this shit's getting interesting
>A few more, smaller lights appear as cloud (plausibly natural) or exhaust plume (less plausibly so) starts to promulgate around lights all the while getting slowly brighter
>I think maybe it's a flare, but it's waaay to high in the sky and lingered for waaay too long and showed no sign of pulsing intensity
>Maybe a missile test from [country redacted] and they're doing it early in the morning so as not to draw attention
>Water is too deep to retrieve missiles here, even for [country redacted]
>Go back inside, call bridge for any radar contacts
>Bridge reports nada down that bearing, no aircraft or vessels
>Ask supervisor if I can take another break like literally ten minutes later
>"Fuck you newbie, you just smoked for like 20 minutes."

I'm pretty sure I saw ayy lmaos but have to context other than some spoopy lights. No one believed me when I said I saw "weird lights" or they were just disinterested.

>>19544242
is that a fucking Rush Hour reference? what in fuck

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>>19545136
>given first hand account as to how an illegal drug has ruined someone's life
>"well uh, i d-don't think that's a-an accurate representation of blah blah blah"
I've never saved the image before but with your nigger grade intelligence I finally get the "absolutely degenerate" pic and desperately want to post it
chose a different image, it's you

Pretty sure I saw a peremalfait once in my neighborhood once, or something similar.

>be 18
>walking home at night from gfs house
>her neighborhood is on the other side of a major cross street
>cross road and enter my neighborhood
>happen to look and see what looks like a weird-shaped plant in someone's side yard
>it looks like a mini willow tree that was cut in the shape of a crouching man
>stop to stare at it for a moment
>thinking how weird my neighbor's plant looks in the dark
>it fucking turns its head and stares at me
>paralyzed with fear for what felt like forever but was probably only like a minute
>it just keeps staring at me with yellow eyes
>like almost glowing yellow eyes
>i'm stuck in a staring contest with a fucking bush man
>luckily my house is only like 50 ft away
>finally manage to break the stare and book it to my front door
>don't bother looking back to see if it followed
>walk by that house the next day when it's light out
>can confirm there wasn't any bush in the spot where the thing was crouching

I never saw it again but that's really the experience that made me start taking paranormal stuff seriously. It took me a while to find any real-world cryptids that fit the description, but the peremalfait is the one that most closely resembles what I saw. Only thing is that peremalfait is supposed to be from Florida and I live in California, on the opposite side of the country, so I don't think it was exactly the same creature, but it was definitely something similar.

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>>19555781

Could've been some autist LARPer

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>>19555804
I've thought about it just being some dude in a ghillie suit but those glowing yellow eyes make it hard for me to believe it was.

Pic related: blue dot was gfs house, red dot was my house, green dot is where I saw the thing, map marker is a nearby wetland preserve that I've always suspected was where the thing most likely came from.

>>19539828
Dude your English was great never apologize for trying and never let anyone put you down for giving your best effort. Some psychic please help draw this poster back into this thread so he can see these words

>Be me, be first deployment to Iraq
>be set to stay in COP with 15 other dudes
>mfw I find out be there for remainder of deployment
>hear stories of demon in surrounding area
>blows off cause not believe anything these goatfuckers say
>one night pulling shift watching through night vision goggles
>see goat
>laugh cause am bored and goat doing goat things
>can see something else sneaking up on goat thought maybe wild dog
>rungoat.jpeg
>goat can hear it and starts running
>fucking thing stands up on hind legs, looks like dog but tall, and chases finally catches goat
>eating goat ripping it to pieces
>fuck no, not my goat
>unload on fuck with M240
>sandniggr 9000 takes bullet like champ and runs
>wake up whole COP from gunfire
>explain what happened
>no one believes me
>check out that night to see goat with intestines ripped out and heart gone
>black blood covering ground around goat, darker and lumpier than normal blood
>mfw they actually believe me

Idk what I seen man but it was a fucking spectacle

>>19535437

>Grew up in rural Wales
>Friends and I used to play in this big empty plot of land
>Big overgrown fields, some woods, cliffs that overlook the sea, etc.
>Found out years later that it used to have a radar base on it during WW2
>We called it 'Mex land'
>One day we're there playing hide-and-seek or something
>I find this big fucking bone
>I'm a dumb kid, so my imagination gets the better of me
>"Hey guys look, I found a dinosaur bone!"
>Take it back to friend's grandparents' house
>(It's next to Mex land, their garden has this stone wall which marks the boundary)
>Friend's grandfather, this nice old fisherman, says it's probably a cow bone, too big to be anything else
>Says it looks pretty fresh despite having all of the flesh stripped off
>Says he doesn't know how a cow bone got into that land (nearest cattle farm is miles from there)
>He shrugs it off
>We're dumb kids and get excited about a mystery
>Get our 'spears', bamboo poles with sharp rocks tied to the top on with duct tape
>Go back to where I found the bone in Mex land
>The woods are close by
>Go in, looking for clues
>Make a fun day of it, fucking around in the woods with our spears, making up stories
>Find nothing, and it's getting dark
>Go back
>Friend's grandparents phone our parents to come and get us
>In the garden, standing on the stone wall, looking towards the treeline
>Friend is shining a big torch (flashlight)
>Suddenly light reflects on something that looks like eyes
>We fucking freeze
>They're blinking
>Definitely eyes
>Watching us
>Begin to make out the sillhouette
>The thing's BIG
>Sort of like a big dog, or a bear or something
>No fucking bears in Britain
>It stands up on its hind legs
>Can't say how tall it was, it was pretty far away, and this was a long time ago
>But tall, at least as tall as a man
>Car beeps outside
>One of our parents
>The thing runs into the woods
>Never went back to Mex land

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>really like girl
>get courage to ask her out
>"nope"
>walks away
>mfw

Probably the scariest shit I've ever experienced in my life, happened about a week ago.

>In military on training exercise in the middle of the bush
>Business as usual until the 4th night rolls around
>My section gets broken off to do a recon patrol to get a route for the company
>Patrolling through an area we've never seen before, massive rocky re-entrants and features
>As we're moving along one of the guys notice what looks to be indigenous artwork painted on a wall
>fuck.jpg better call this in, they'll want to know this is here
>Sitting around while patrol commander and and sig fuck off to get comms to higher
>Start to get this really eerie feeling like we're sitting around somewhere we shouldn't be
>Call comes in from higher, tactical scenario is over, setup camp for the night, make sure nobody fucks with the site and we'll have someone out to look at it in the morning
>Classic fucking politics
>Set up our sleeping gear, decide to run a single man watch to make sure no idiot pretending to be enemy fucks with the site and to man the radio
>I take third watch, don't get too much sleep, still have that weird feeling like something isn't right
>My watch rolls around and I drag my tired ass to the watch point
>Start to notice this weird fucking smell
>Smells coppery, almost like the smell of coagulating blood but incredibly strong
>Can almost taste it in my mouth
>Trt to convince myself it must be something to do with the minerals weeping from the rocks
>All of a sudden see little burst of movement in the distance
>Put night vision on, pretty dark night, visibility still prettt shit
>Looks to be something moving between the rocks about 100m away
>Walking like some kind of injured animal
Cont..

>>19546190
Could be vardoger.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vard%C3%B8ger
I've experienced this myself on several occations. Once, both me and my sister heard my mother come home early one day. We were sitting in the kitchen, which were next to the entry hall, and heard everything clearly. The key being put in the lock and turned, and the unlocking the front door. The door opening, the shuffling of shoes being removed and keys being put on the dresser. Then nothing. We even called out for her. Finally we went to look, and the front door was locked. Shit was spooky.

>>19556024
>Try to convince myself to not shit my pants and run at this point, keep watching this thing move
>Focus in my night vision goggles to it to get a better look
>As I do this it must have turned its head to look at me
>Its eyes look like a cats when you shine a light at them in the dark
>Fucking shitting myself at this point
>Nervous as fuck I check my watch to see when my watch is up
>I look up and out of nowhere this thing fucking sprints at me
>Swear to god my heart stopped
>It must have covered the 100m in less than 5 seconds
>It was too close for my night vision to focus, in a flurry I flicked them up onto my helmet and closed my eyes, ready for this thing to hit me
>Nothing
>Opened my eyes
>Nothing
>Literal piss in my pants
>Must have screamed because one of my buddies woke up and came up to see what the fuck was going on
>He said I looked like shit and he'd take the rest of my watch
>Tried to tell him what happened but couldn't get a word out
Cont..

>>19556069
>Got back to my sleeping bag and zipped myself in
>One of those sleeping bags with a zip that goes all the way around to keep the warmth in
>Shivering in fear and piss, trying to rationalise what just happened
>Must have been like that for hours before I finally managed to dose off
>Wake up in one of those confused states
>Trying to remember if I had dreamt it all
>Then the smell comes back
>Worse this time
>It's like the air is too thick to breath
>I start to freak again
>Searching for the zip on my sleeping bag
>Then I feel this pressure, almost like a hand, pushing my sleeping bag into my face
>I cant fucking move
>I cant fucking breathe
>I cant even fucking scream
>Close my eyes in pure terror, manage a pathetic muffled scream
>Open my eyes to my foxhole buddies flashlight on my face
>Says he heard me screaming so he came over
>He couldn't undo the zip on my sleeping bag and thought I was suffocating so he cut it open
It was about another hour till sun came up, I sat up my buddy shivering and not saying a word. We got out the next day. I still dont know if I'm insane or there was actually something out there.

>>19540651
what state?

>>19556104
Fuck that

>>19546190
That's a hot story. Can you post a picture of your dick?

>>19556024
Goatman/skinwalker

>>19555942
Fuck yeah finally a dude that muricas his gun all over the monsters face. Make that monster your little sissy bitch. I'd fucking rape that shit what now fucking monster bitch I'm raping you you gonna eat me fucking shit cock I'll chomp off your fucking dick monster bitch you gonna scream and shit yeah bitch cause your my bitch hunter becomes the fucking raped up the ass that right bitch I just raped your fucking bitch monster ass fuck you

>>19555804
I KEKED a hardy kek

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I have only one nope story desu
>Be me
>like 9-10 years old
>I was fishing on a lake deep in this forest alone (we were camping)
>it was late in the evening
>i was about to head home until I started to hear a bunch of noises
>it was a whole group of deer running through the forest
>my dumb self decided to follow them
>long story short, I totally lost the deer, and got myself hopelessly lost in the forest
>it was pitch black, the only light I had was a small flashlight which i took
>it barely did anything
>I think i started to find an old path where I knew it would take me back to my camper
>all of the sudden, I hear a noise far away
>it sounds like really heavy footfalls
>I speed up and almost start to run
>the sound is getting a lot closer now
>I know I can't outrun whatever it is, so I turn off my flashlight, and throw myself into a bush
>I sit there, holding my breath as whatever the fuck it is approaches
>at first I thought it was a bear
>but I hear it start breathing
>if you've heard a death rattle, it was like that, but more forceful
>I couldn't see it, so it might have been an injured bear or something, but it sounded very large.
>it stops around my general area for a moment
>I remember it smelling like sweat and dirt, so bad I could hardly breathe
> all of the sudden, it just turns around and runs away
> I waited in that bush for like 20 minutes to make sure it was gone, and then I fucking ran as fast as I could out of there.


Does anyone know what that could possibly be?
I don't care if it's an animal or not, I just wanna know what the fuck that was

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>>19541762
Big if true

Used to work at this old lumber yard that used to have it's own saw mill. Place was built in 1897 bunch of out buildings and what not but the main building was where the saw mill was and is now just rental space. Also where the bathrooms and main office were. Company didn't use all the space so me and a few friends rented a garage there. At night when the building was locked up would see lights turn on and off. Would see shadows sometimes through the windows. This was seen by is standing in the parking lot in front of our garage. Never liked going in there at night or at all really. I had keys to the place so I can use the bathrooms. One night taking a nasty shit because there was a greasy bbq joint up the road that I got food from all the time. Shitting in peace when all the lights went out. Log promptly fell out of my ass. Cleaned up and went to nope out of there. As I got into the dark hallway noticed the lights were still on outside. When I heard footsteps coming down the stairwell at the other. end of the hall. Proceeded to fully nope out of there. I rarely hung around in the building alone. The secretary who had a cat in the office often said the cat would act strange meow at nothing etc. I was in the main building going to the bathroom again. Minding my business forgot about the stairs incedent. When I heard the rachet mechanism for the saw mill log lift to start racheting. I should say that the saw mill had been in use since the 70s the power unit for it was missing along with a bunch of other parts including the blade but the lift and the table was still there. Kinda spooked just hearing it go ta ting ta ting. Was too chicken to look just noped out

I got a nope story from one of the operators on the highway job I work at. This from the guy not me weather it's true or not is up for debate but it's cool nonetheless. Guy's name is Jesus pronounced hey zues. I'll just called him J. So J came from South America. He was working on some dam project in the Costa Rican jungle in the 60s. There were cannibals that lived in the jungle nearby. Dam project ran almost 24 hours besides a few hours at night when the natives were active and would hunt and kill you. J said. You were not allowed out at night unless it was a vital task or you were accompanied by security. Even still he said people would disappear all the time and most times there was a small shrine left where the person was taken. J said it normally was made of flowers with some sticks peices of the person's uniform and sometimes bones. They tried to get the military to help but they didn't see the need to send troops. The dam workers only had pistols and no knowledge of the area so couldn't dealwith it them selves

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>>19544912
>>accelerate car from 40, to 60, to 100, to 110, trying to catch him.
>>maintains speed of car, and faster, pushing about 150

those patrol jeeps couldn't hit 150 if they dropped off a cliff

>>19545760
That's fucking Vic "Rattle head", the Fucking mascot for megadeth

>>19544912
http://terminallance.com/2016/03/29/terminal-lance-418-evil-incarnate/

>>19557475
I used to push my 87 olds royal bro up to 150mph regularly.

>>19541351
Nice. SDfag here. Love to hear spobby stories from this city

>>19555948
Black Shuck or a black dog omen?

>>19556818
Woods Walker. Fast night hunters. Fox like face with long fanged mouth and long limbs back legs are paws and front ones are claws. Grabs and tears. Good smell excellent night vision spends daytime in caves near water sources

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>>19554144
I TOTALLY BELIEVE YOU AND YOUR STORY DOESN'T SOUND MADE UP AT ALL

WHAT WITH YOU MAKING EVERY EXACT DETAIL KNOWN AND THEN SAYING YOU COULD ONLY SEE AN OUTLINE

Fucking retards believe this shit too. Hilarious.

>>19558154
No they don't, that's why your reply was the second one and the first one was a joke about the bus driver being an edgy manga character

>>19555557
Awwe that boogeyman sounds nice, picking it up for you.

>>19542511
I'll follow the music and fuck a bunch of magical bitches

>>19555804
This is gold!

>>19535437
>wondering around the woods on my own
>see a clearing in the trees at the top of a steep incline
>theres an overturned car at the top with the boot open and something hanging out the back
>get closer, it looks like a body
>now at the bottom of the slope, it looks like a fucking body to me
>afraid to approach further in case the car slides down
>get closer anyway
> [spoiler]realise that the body isnt real and that im at the back the local firestation and the overturned car was probably being used for training[/spoiler]

>>19545555
I don't think so. I distinctly remember both of my parents being in the house when I ran in.

>>19546190
>bricked up the doors and windows
When you die in that town you do not come back.

>>19551318
Me too, you stupid shitty piece of fucking.

>>19551372
Grandma used to live in a recording studio?

>>19554125
A bathroom can be a bedroom if it has a bed in it.

>>19554202
>deer or mexicans try and run through our land
Goddamned wetback deer - go home!

>>19554785
>i run to my head
Wait, when did you leave your head? I missed that part.

>be me
>8 or 9
>pussy faggot that's scared of the dark
>tryin to sleep in dark living room of my grandma's house
>almost asleep when some asshole bangs random keys on the piano
>wake up
>freak out for like 30 minutes, on the verge of tears
>grandpa comes out and gets on computer
>gets on computer
>more comfortable now
>about to fall asleep
>dumb asshole bangs on piano again
>actually manage to get glimpse of the thing
>all white, looks like a little kid
>grandpa is too focused on solitare to care
>dont sleep for the rest of the night
>watching my grandpa play solitare and browse the news while having an entire crisis on my grandma's couch

It was probably their cat or something, but it's still freaky as shit.

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>>19539828
at least you tried, that's what matters

>Be me, 25 and living with parents because mom's ill and dad's old.
>Living in 50 acres of woods, but neighbors are fairly close
>Last one up at night, because I'm having too much fun colonizing and enslaving Africans in Victoria 2
>Hear some noises outsides, and I'm wondering if something is trying to get to our ducks and chickens
>Take a flashlight and go outside.
>Clouds have moved over and the wind has gotten strong, can't see shit except for whatever's in my flashlight's direction.
>Try to get the yard light's on, but light's burned out
>Get spooked by the darkness, but I've got to check on my poultry
>grab nearby axe, before heading to the back of my house.
>Nothing is around either the duck's or chicken's house
>Point the flashlight at the nearby woods, but nothing.
>Head back to the front of the house, and point my flashlight down the long ass driveway we have.
>I fucking shouldn't of.
>I see something just outside of the flashlight's light, but I can see that shine of green eyes.
>At first think it's a cat, except a cat's eyes are not six feet off the ground.
>Ah hell no, motherfucker.
>Run back inside before whatever the fuck it is thinks it can get me.
>Lock the door and run to the window to get a better view, because I'm a dumbass and I need to see what it is.
>All I hear is hooves hitting gravel as whatever it is runs off
>Laugh to myself, because I got scared by a fucking deer
>Still don't sleep properly for days, and still get a bad feeling when I think about it.
It was a deer. Right?

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>>19543033
>be me
>be arachniphobic
>be drunk
>see spider and punch it through the drywall
>fear is a hell of a drug kids

>>19545095
God damn, I get it, your life revolves around getting stoned in your parents basement. Faggot.

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>>19545073

>>19545095
Yes, you might not like it but that's the law, or do you also want half of the male population to go around raping little girls because modern women aren't worth shit? Fucking stoner idiot.

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>>19545202
I'm a pothead and agree with this sentiment.
People don't typically hate you for being a druggie as long as you don't simultaneously behave like faggot all the time.
Pretty shitty knowing lots of other 20-something year olds who think it's still cool to hangout and get high together.