Are witches real? To me there is nothing more terrifying.

>>17346401

Yes. Arguably, they probably are the most ''real'' thing on this board.

>>17346475
This desu, although their pic related image is quite misleading. Witches weren't boiling frogs in cauldrons, worshiping Satan or flying about on broomsticks. That was the image portrayed by Christianity in order to demonize witchcraft, which was nothing more extreme than todays "alternate medicine" scene.

The Witch hunts were religious persecutions and had little to do with actual Witches. If you didn't go to church with your husband you were probably a witch.

>>17346537
>Sarah Bibber (Salem witch trials)

>Sarah Bibber was involved in the infamous Salem witch trials in 1692, both as an accuser of witchcraft, as well as being accused of being a witch herself.

Sarah Bibber v. Sarah Good:

>"The Deposition of Sarah Bibber aged about 36 years who testified and said that since I have been afflicted I have often seen the Apparition of Sarah Good but she did not hurt me tell the 2 day of May 1692 though I saw her Apparition most grievously torture Mercy Lewes & Jon. Indian at Salem. on the 11th April 1692: but on the 2: may 1692 the Apparition of Sarah good did most grievously torment me by pressing my breath almost out of my body and also she did immediately afflict my child by pinching of it that I could hardly hold it and my husband seeing of it took hold of the Child but it cried out and twisted so dreadfully by reason of the torture that the Apparition of Sarah good did afflict it with all that it got out of its fathers arms to: also several] times since the Apparition of Sarah Good has most grievously tormented me by beating and pinching me and almost Choking me to death and pricking me with pins after a most dreadful manner.

>Bibber was described by those who testified against her as a "loose-tongued creature, addicted to fits," a woman who quarreled often with her husband when she would call him "very bad names," would have "strange fits when she was crossed," a woman of turbulent spirit and "double tongued." She was observed to be "very idle in her calling" and given to gossiping and making mischief among her neighbors.

TL;DR, a woman was accused of being a Witch because she was a nuisance and argued with her husband. She then accused somebody else of being a Witch and "bewitching" her.

It was all just gossip, feuds, and people accusing people that they didn't like of being a Witch.

>>17346401
Depends

Do you mean genuine Baba Yaga-tier witches? Than no, probably not.

Do you mean a bunch of special snowflake hippy chicks who think incense has any property outside of masking your farts? Yes.

>>17346596
>incense

Releases microscopic sharp fibres into the air when burned. These fibres get into your lungs, which then grow over the fibres. This causes many bad things.

Incense is bad

>>17346596
Yeah. Baba Yaga reals. Proof: Baba Yaga story. all the stories are real.

Yes witches are real

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2TSStrwgg8&list=FLoqqwiyfOIvSshNtrzRBX8Q&index=446

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>>17346615
>Smoke is bad
>I'll never smoke
>Smoking kills
>Only idiots smoke
>I won't even burn incense
I hope you like the taste of blood because you're going to be eating a lot of it when the curse descends upon you

>>17347271
Looks more like a Wizard.

>>17346537

aghori pls use your trip

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>>17347271
Aside from how fucking terrifying this is. Do you think she needed help or some shit? Best case scinerio you are the chosen one and get to go fight shit.

Worse case, your cursed for life?

>>17347271
Spooky, but fake and gay.

>>17346401
Sure I've dated one. She sprinkled a nasty lotion on her, made with some stinky herbs, on our first and only date. It was supposed to make me fall in love with her. I'll never forget that horrible smell in my life, it was like she smoked weed and shit herself.

>>17348613
Kek

>>17348613
My dad did this all the time. Smoked weed and shit himself I mean.

>>17348983
>>17348613

DUDE

>>17348613
You mean asafoetida?
It's a powerful demon repellant. And to people who enjoy the smell, it can serve as a spiritual link. Like how cats piss on trees, looking for a girl or boy cat that likes their stank.

But yeah witches are weird, and the attractive ones, you'd never know were witches. But the ugly ones are crazy from loneliness and a desire to be something they aren't. Toxoplasmosa too. Avoid witches with cat familiars, I'm a frog witch myself.

>>17349002
WEED
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>>17348613
That was a Mexican anon. Mexican ladies are known for brewing their own mixes. Especially the elderly

>>17349130
Is this how I into witch, anon?

Brewing shit?

This is important, like life or death.

>>17349010
You would say that wouldn't you, you frog faggot! You're just jealous of how elegant and beautiful a cat is compared to your booger bag frog.

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>>17349130
[hearty kek]

>>17347271
What's going on? This is fucking terrifying

>>17346573
This sounds like some fucking witch talk to me anon, you better watch yourself or I'm telling the witch-hunting council.

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>>17346401
To me there is nothing more sexy

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>>17351554
>ywn a witch

Just end my life senpai

Same here OP! I used to have nightmares when I was a kid that were ALWAYS about witches and withces conjuring beasts/orcs to kill me etc. FUcking hell I hate witches.

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Yes witches do exist. I am a mage myself.

I descend from a fine line of mages, I have been on the magick path since previous lives. I have studied intensively from the rosicrucians, masons, theosophysts, and I am currently on the thelemic path. I am God. Ask me anything.

>>17351650
How's 9th grade going

>>17351650
okay, i'll start with an easy one. why are you such a fag?

>>17351650
What was your first step in discovering magic again in this life?

>>17351650
hufflepuff

>>17351654

Although I know more that you ever will in this lifetime and I actually descend from mages, I must say college is going well. Yes, I just had an enlightening conversation actually.

>>17351657
I did the goetian dicksucking re-enlightenment ritual, anon. It's where you suck massive amounts of dick for years and years and years and then sometimes you get enlightened. Sometimes. And if you don't get enlightened, well, there's always the upside that you've sucked massive amounts of cock out of the deal.

>>17351657

Knowledge is something that comes to you, not something you search, at least that was what happened to me. I happened to incarnate in a family full of occult familiars, with a bookshelf full of trascendentall books.

I started to question myself if there was actual life after death, and so my learning started again. There you go.

>>17346401
witches get stitches

>>17351664
I would say ravenclaw. I consider myself an intelectual when not on any kind of drug. For real.

>>17351650

I must say, most witches nowadays are full of shit. Worshipping tress and stuff. Most of them would shit themselves would they have real contact with a spirit, and see it.

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>>17351666
satanic trips confirm sucking cock is the true path to enlightenment

>>17347271
What's wrong with you piss baby faggots? Just run her fucking over

>>17351694
Dick is love. Dick is life. Dick is light. George W. knows. So does his daddy.

>>17351699

You can consider dick and its fluids as actual light, if used properly.

>>17351708
Hyperpenis.

>>17351529
It looks like a old woman, with a cane, carrying her own head as she limps along. Magicians do it with the help of demons https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtWEb2hs6lU She probably does it using demons too.

>>17351708
Everything is light, so yeah. Agreed. But our sexual light has become hidden under a bushel, so to say. Just ask George W. Bushel. He'll tell you that dick black light is the new white light in the circles he moves in. His daddy will tell you the same. They sure like them some black light dick.

***You know what I'm talking about, PRISM. File it away.***

>>17351711
Palm frawms have the extremely dangerous characteristic of abrading the hyperpenis as it passes by them, this is why they are so dangerous and also such a mystery
Also, good double

>>17351719
Fronds?

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yes here a real life picture of one

>>17351690
No. Witches are the same as they've always been. There are just a lot more wicca people and faux-witches and a lot less christians.

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new meme i saw posted on bellbag

>>17351723
>>17351738
take it to your cult thread

>>17351724

That´s basically what I said

>>17351718

Yes, I get what you say. Yet I must say, not everything is light. The great work consists on every individual spreading the light over the its inner darkness, not to reach the light leaving everything else behind.

>>17351722
>Frawms.
Good double, btw.

>>17351764
I hear you. I was just talking some bullshit. Sort of.

Light is the source of darkness, to my mind. When the light rays into the void at the beginning of a new cosmic incarnation, the darkness arises from its slumber, as it does at the beginning of every creation. And then it is the job of every pitri to seed the darkness with light. So, we see it pretty much the same way, yup. George W. doesn't though. He likes it when the drapes are drawn. So does his daddy.

>>17346401
Are you marketing for a movie right now?

>>17351769
I'm getting non-stop doubles today.

>>17351813
fucking c-c-combo breaker

>>17351718

Poop?