What would happen if I created a ouija board with my blood?

u'd be a serious contender to the edgiest ouija award

>>17341421
a) you get rekt
b) nothing
c) why not use poop instead?
d) OP is traditionaly a faggot
d) go kill yourself
Multiple correct answers. You get negative points for picking the wrong one(s)

>>17341421
I say YOLO.

>>17341421

it would be like any other, only less sanitary and you would feel a little weak for a while after

>>17341454
Yeah, because he's gonna drop a pint of blood on it. Sure

I've actually done this before:

>Living in a sober house, just got out of rehab
>Bored with nothing to do
>Housemates and I develop an interest in Ouija
>Decide to all of the stuff you're "not supposed to do" with it
>Buy a shitty Hasbro Ouija from Toys R Us
>Take it home and start the session
>I don't really remember what the spirit said, I don't think it was anything too interesting
>Start hurling insults at it
>Friend cuts his hand and bleeds all over the Ouija board
>We don't say goodbye, immediately bring the board outside and light it on fire.

>A few days later, around 1:00am
>In the room that we performed the session in
>All lights are off, trying to sleep
>Suddenly, main light in the room starts flickering, wakes me up
>Continues for a few minutes and then stops
>Wake my roommate up
>Light flickers again, and we hear a loud bang outside our window, like someone was punching the side of the house
>But we're on the 2nd story

>Next day, roommate reads out of the Bible and anoints the room with olive oil (he was kind of dumb)
>Works, never see any weird shit again.

Wouldn't do it again, at least not in my house. I already have enough shit on my plate, having to deal with a ghost every day would suck.

>>17341430
kek

>>17341527
Thanks man. I'm thinking of painting on the letters and shit with my blood or something else's. I heard blood is a lubricant in conjuring and I'm curious how powerful it can get

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Nothing.

>>17341584
You're a real piece of work, David

>>17341591
Thanks chief

>>17341584
Cook the blood dry & mix it with animal fat

Best brown paint!

>>17341430
Edgiest ouija will draw out edgiest spirts
Set up ouija-cast for tips!

>>17341441
!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>17341459
He didn't say he was making a novel. Goddamn, it'll only take maybe a quarter of a cup.

>>17341421
Trying to summon the spirits of middle school?

>>17341421
totally not worth all that blood

>>17341421
Virginity blood is magic

It would smear everywhere

>>17341584
Powerful enough for you to be buttfucked by bad spirits

>>17341421
I've done this before. Nothing happened. It was disappointing.

I used blood from my index finger.