>already been 4-5 commercials referencing aliens this superbowl

they've gotta dumb it down for all of the idiots and religious freaks

inb4 they fucked up and want the human population to fight em

What do you think they'll announce? And what do you think the reaction of said announcement would get from humans?

>>17330741
>>17330765
>Xcom 2 released just the other day
>in the first one you fought the aliens
>cannon in Xcom 2 is that humans lost and aliens got rid of all crime and made the world a better place but you're still fighting them

They are really trying to push that the aliens are friendly

>>17330771
No idea if it'll even be an announcement, but something relating to life not from earth.

>>17330741
aliens aren´t aliens , they are demons capable of shifting to any form they deem see fit.

do not buy into it and do not accept them.
stick to jesus.

>>17330782
oh yeah?

You seen them before lad?

>>17330779
When do you think would happen? Would it be before or after elections?

>>17330786
Lol I don't think I'm some prophet but I believe it will be shortly before the election, sometime after the primary

that being said the internet is farmed for information and the more people who post a time they think it will happen the less likely it is to actually happen at that time.

I was more creepied out by the two bestiality commercials. There was a guy trying to kiss a marmot, then in another commercial that horrifying dog/monkey thing in diapers was licking a man's face.

>>17330741
what commercials?

>>17330812
well the one in the OP for one

>>17330812

It's like you're not watching the Superb Owl.

I hope so. I've been waiting my whole life for the existence of aliens. And an explanation for all those abductions I had when I was younger.

>>17330819
I don't watch sports

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>>17330741
>aliens are just really shy and insecure
>don't want to get bullied by human society, want to fit in
>turn to the most popular and powerful girl in school, government-chan, to keep their secret and help them
>gov chan wants to introduce alien to her friends, starts trying to ease them into the idea
>friends are all dicks and start planning to bully alien chan when she tries to hang out with them

Be more open minded guys. They're not that bad, if you keep acting like this you'll hurt their feelings. Give them a chance!

A lot of satanic commercials the one with Liam Neeson was very disturbing

>>17330851
O U R O B O R O S

>>17330741
>soon
SOON

>>17330857
Yes!! I'm so glad someone else noticed!!

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>>17330741
>Completely ignorant about astronomy, planetary science, and the history of recent discoveries leading up to the new planet, so it seems like a big surprise. Because all you care about is the shiniest shit that you'll get bored with in a week.

>Ignores that aliums have been popular in modern media for a long time, but have had a slightly higher recent resurgence due to Star Wars: Disney Edition, and that these commercials are simply capitalizing on this.

Keep on stumbling around in darkness with your autistic-schizo divining rod, OP.

>>17330812
The one with the aliens eating guacamole
The one with the history channel aliens guy
New Independence day movie

probably forgetting more...

>>17330871
>completely ignorant of basic logic and perception

Why would they come out now, of all times, and announce only a single planet. Why change the norm when we clearly don't have the real model.

Saying that planet X is the only planet that is really out there is so ignorant I can't believe even a retard like you believes it's the only planet yet to be discovered in our solar system.

>>17330882
Read the history you idiot moron, it's clear that you have no clue.

For fuck's sake you'd thing that you alien-obsessives would actually go and read shit related to space, but no, you just want to babble on and on like tards.

and how bout that satanic Illuminati halftime show?

puppymonkeybaby

I loo ked hard at the halftime show but was hard pressed to find illuminati ritual evidence it was very tame as opposed to some other years that were very blatant

>>17330895
>>17330911
It was one clan trying to make peace with another. The powers at be are currently at war and have been for like a year

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>>17330882
"only one out there"
>disregarding Kepler space program
"only planet yet to be discovered in our solar system"
>not realizing every planet we know of so far in our solar system was discovered at some point

I r8 0/8 bad b8 m8

A short synopsis because you dolts probably can't even Google basic information without ending up at a conspiracy site:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuiper_belt#Discovery

-In the early 90's the Kuiper Belt was discovered. More and more objects were found, more is learned about it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eris_%28dwarf_planet%29

-In 2005 Eris was discovered, along with Makemake, and later Haumea - all large trans-neptunian objects.

-This led to a discussion as to how to classify these new planets, and the new classification eventually gave Pluto the status "dwarf planet."

-More studying of the Kuiper belt resulted in the indirect discovery of a likely new planet that is large enough to actually qualify as one.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planet_Nine

There's a clear progression of study and discovery leading up to this, it isn't out of nowhere.

And for some fucking schizo reason this has something to do with aliens?

>>17330933
>one day out of nowhere they decide to have the guy who removed planet status from pluto announce a new planet to the world
>for no reason

>>17330897
>puppymonkeybaby

My brain still hurts from having seen that thing.

>>17330879
What about the new x-men movie where the bad guy is actually named "Yahweh" lol fucking jews have no creativity

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>>17330871
LMFAO

>>17330939
>Planet Nine is a hypothetical large planet in the far outer Solar System, whose presence would explain the unusual orbital configuration of a group of trans-Neptunian objects (TNOs)[3][4][5] whose orbits lie mostly beyond the Kuiper belt.

That's the reason you literal illiterate.

many shall perish

>>17330897
WOOPWOOPWOOP

*LOUD NOISES AND FRIGHTENING THINGS GOING OFF IN SOMEONES MIND AS THEY SIT READING SOMETHING IN TOTAL SILENCE*

>>17330965
Planet X has been a theory for decades, why would they choose to one day just announce it despite nothing in the theory changing and them not being able to see it through a telescope?

Just because they felt like it?

>>17330944
I just looked it up. What the fuck is wrong with you Americans? It's like some jittery demon doll in a form mocking some kind of ancient God.

>>17330990
> jittery demon doll in a form mocking some kind of ancient God.

It looks like a Purple Dank hallucination. Wearing Diapers. NOT RIGHT.

>>17330741
I didn't notice this actually.

I was too distracted by rainbow colors covering the whole Super Bowl and gay pride bullshit.

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>>17330741
Reminder that we should kill them all

The best part is watching these cucks stumble over each other so they can be first the first to spew their bullshit out about ayyy lmaos, satanic illuminaughty sexi fun times, magic or another innate idea they thought up in their fucked up mind.

>>17331087
The best part is you shutting the Fuck up

People only get defensive when their ideas feel threatened. Sorry your ideas are a shit, moms basement-tier joke.

>>17331034

Valhalla draws closer.

>>17330832

>not watching for the conspiracies

Welcome to /x/. Be sure to get your complimentary tinfoil hat and /x/-tan poster.

>>17330782

>stick your dick in a bible
>slam it shut
>be even gayer for jesus

>>17330741
theres no aliens on planet x unless they are made out of solid ice.

planet x does cross our orbit though and could impact earth or nearby planets, either of which would be very bad for earth.

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>>17331139
heretic

>>17330986
'Planet X' is just a placeholder name for a potential ninth planet beyond Neptune. Recently it was discovered by analyzing the orbits of comets (and discovering that their orbits were off) that it is likely a ninth planet exists. Here is an article explaining better:

https://www.caltech.edu/news/caltech-researchers-find-evidence-real-ninth-planet-49523

But basically some guys have solid evidence of an actual ninth planet, it's planet x for now but once more conclusive evidence comes through they'll give it a proper name and planet x will become the placeholder for a hypothetical tenth planet.

>>17331149

>Not even considering life using geothermal energy

Dude this is /x/ not /sci/, be a bit open to the idea that we humans don't know everything there is to know about life and the universe.

>>17330772
LOL

>>17330786
after bernie wins and we go socialist

alien society is past capitalism

>>17331052
but the sangheili are our friends

>>17331149
>Crosses our orbit
>Could impact earth or nearby planets
No, absolutely not. It doesn't even get near Pluto.

>>17330741
The fact that you think the discovery of planet x barely happening is suspicious just shows how little you understand the true scale of space

>>17331985
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GR02XqiBJ-8

>>17332378
Unfucking believable. I thought this was a troll at first, but after reading the Youtube comments it seems like it isn't, and is just genuine stupidity.

It's the reflections from the glass in front of the camera. How is this not obvious? For fuck's sakes, if a new planet was bright enough to show up like this, it would be hugely bright in the night sky.

Do you know how many serious and dedicated amateur astronomers look at the sky nightly and know it like the back of their hand? If something was out of place like a new bright planet, it would be noticed instantly. Phenomena such as nova and comets have been regularly discovered by amateur astronomers when they are far dimmer and harder to find.

>>17332140
>discovery of planet x barely happening
There was no discovery though, they just announced it at that time with no evidence for no reason and had the guy who revoked pluto's planet status do it.

>>17331013
Just saw this.
Not buying that product if this is what it does to your brain.

>>17330741
>already been 4-5 commercials referencing aliens this superbowl
The world is just coming down from the hype of Star Wars. Star Trek 50th Anniversary is this year. So is another Star Wars movie. Geek and Nerd is in and sci-fi is nerdcore. Stands to reason that some money hungry advertiser will jump on the use aliens bandwagon.

>"planet X" announced this year already without any really new advancements in technology
Haven't really read a lot on the new theoretical planet, but my understanding was that they still haven't proved it, it's just theory based upon numbers and observation of gravity.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag44dRO8LEA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n01BQuZfsZg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyuyeIVbwOM&list=WL&index=1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWoJs5nkjCM

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yea how about the 90s Bud/weiser frogs
bud-wise-r

:/

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>>17335819
did u see this kek is real stuff lately? :/

>>17335682
They aren't watching the super bowl faggot

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So when do we think it's happening?

Able and cain represent two types of human. Those who seek knowledge and those who look to god. Lucifer is from Mars. He came from heaven down to earth and mated with eve and made cain, Adam and eve made able. The answers are on Mars.

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>>17330741
ya think they'd breed with us? im into it if so

>>17330782
The universe is fucking big. I doubt all planets that sport ecosystems in it are fucking demonic. Just because its not mentioned in the Bible that God created life on other planets doesn't mean he didn't, if you're into that sort of thing.

why are threads getting pruned?

>>17336560
Many are approaching sensitive information

>>17336466
a month before the election