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>>17326157
I aint commenting on shit untill i get more pictures

>>17326179
There is only one pic, with no reference.

This thread is gonna be good.

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>>17326157
BLACK OIL!

>>17326281
we all came for this, we can /thread now

>>17326157
COMMUNISM

>>17326281
Dat 90s overcoat that Mulder prolly stole from Patrick Ewing.

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>>17326330
OP only posted this to collect x-files reactions, no doubt.

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>>17326359
>implying people on /x/ would have them

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>>17326157

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>>17326412
>>17326373
>>17326281
What we're really all here for:

So a country known for immense reserves of shitty heavy crude with an incompetent workforce and no standards with regard to the environment or safety and which has essentially no economy to speak of at this point due to retarded communists and being led by a bus driver has thick black shit leaking out. Gee I wonder.

Reminds me of creepshow i think it was

And of course it has to be BLACK. Getting sick and tired of this racist shit.

>>17326508
Even as a gumlike substance blacks still commit murder.

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>>17326157
I read that TIL on Reddit as well. The comments make it clear: the "millions spent on researching the goo" is govt. corruption. The goo is most likely asphalt seeping out of the roads, or seeping from the MASSIVE TAR SANDS FIELD that sit above the various towns this is afflicting.

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>>17326553

>>17326157
"The first thing you know, ol' Jed's a millionaire"

/x/ - Civil Planning and Infrastructure

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>>17326427
Damn, she is still hot.

>>17326212
And it's composition was described just through the physical senses of people. The only description of any analysis done was "hurp durp organic and synthetic materials lie within", which can be applied to literally any kind of ooze that didn't come out of a laboratory. So it's a mystery that's only perpetuated by people who seem to not really want to delve that deeply into what it is, else they'd have done a serious chemical analysis on it by now.

Not saying that it's unimportant or important. It's still black stuff oozing onto the roads and their governance doesnt seem to really care, so.. mystery forever open

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Looks like runoff from an oil-well.

PURITY CONTROL
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>>17326157
>Venezuela literally basking in precious oil

>>17326157
Thats the shit that killed Tasha Yar

>>17329600
10/10

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Same shit in New York but a different color .

>>17326467
creepshow 2, the raft

that molestation scene doe.

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>>17326577
Dubs confirms... Yet /x/ plows onward with 'theories'....

>>17329682
Mah nigga

>>17326157
I'm pretty sure that's a fossil fuel

>>17329757
I dunno, it looks an awful lot like demon semen

>>17329915
Same difference for.

>>17326388
>Creepshow

!!!
DUDE! I remember that episode!

I just don't get how with all the "millions of dollars" and consultation with other countries nobody hasn't taken a fucking sample and did some fucking chromatography or NMR or some shit on it. I mean, come on.

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>>17326577