I woke up at three am five minutes ago and I hear pots and pans

why the fuck are you afraid of pots

aim out the window

just piss your bed I do it all the time

Do you have a bottle?

>>17322453
Go to the bathroom, take your leak and shout
>Keep it down! Some of us are trying to take a piss here!
If they have any manners they'll wait 'til you're done.

>>17322453
Just realized it might just be a burglar. OP probably should have called the cops or someone before he headed down, too late now.

>>17322517
yes i'm afraid it was a prowler and op is dead

he died a pissy man

>>17322461
Ew. Bet no women are sleeping with you anon.

>>17322466

I like your style, dude

last night before going too bed. I was walking upstairs and a mug slammed on the counter. I walked back down it was on its side.

>>17322701
holy frick