Anyone else has the feeling that Satan is going to do something or take control over a vessel in this year? I saw it mentioned a few times recently by different people. Like, he was asleep or inactive before, but 2016 is his year or am I alone with that?
I flipped picked out a random book and asked in my head (just for fun, didn't think much about it) what Satan is going to do this year, and I got the word: Ebla.
When I googled Ebla it said it's Ebla was one of the earliest kingdoms in Syria. So, is he behind the conflict in Syria and the mass-refugees?
hes also behind christianity
christians vs muslims, only for sacrifice
2012 was the peak "apex" of the # vessels he controls
(this makes a curve "ellipse")
>apex/ellipse, apoch/alypse? idk its something
Beliving the conspiracy that the light bringer is the evil one. The true one who will bring the ens of humanity is the one called GOD he has destroyed the earth before. Lucifer brought us the knowledge to fight back againts god but others still believe the propaganda the bible tells. Just as winners in war twist history to make them seem so god tryed to do the same
I'm not believing in any conspiracy.
I don't know about Satans nature. I don't know if he even exists and if he does, what his true intentions are.
All I know is, that I feel like something is about to happen or already in progress of happening and it has to do with him.
He is coming to rid us of all the problems in the world religon is causing look at the terrible things islam is doing now. Look at all the horrible things religion has done to the world throughout history it needs to be ended .
Why would you honestly believe that Lucifer is a bad guy. I haven't been into religion for a very long time but iirc, he was cast from heaven for demanding some form of equal rights. I could hardly even believe that Lucifer fucks with humanity just out of spite, when god allows such terrible things to happen already. I can hardly believe in either of them at all.
The unrest in Syria was caused by American invasion, and then escalated by ISIS. 100% man made suffering.
Like I said here,
>I don't know about Satans nature. I don't know if he even exists and if he does, what his true intentions are.
>All I know is, that I feel like something is about to happen or already in progress of happening and it has to do with him.
Also, I got the word Ebla (which is connected to Syria) when I asked about what Satan is doing or causing this year. I never even heard of Ebla before until then.
>Still believing the devil exists
Wanna see REAL demons that would make your imaginary, biblical vermin shit their pants in fear? Tune in anytime to FOX, MSNBC, CNN, etc.
You are right AND wrong. Lucifer is not evil. God is not good. Such beings are beyond mere human concepts. Lucifer is against God, and God wants to have humanity at his side. Being against something doesn't make you evil.
Oracle, yes. I was asking the question in my head because I couldn't shake the feeling of Satan doing something 2016... what are Satans intention, or what is he causing?
Picked out a random book, let my finger wander and then stop. Ebla. Syria.
this gives me the chilly willies
silence for you are but a freckle on a spiders knee. kliahari froathniir
I'm not insane. I do not have schizophrenia or any other kind of delusions. I don't believe I'm chosen or know the truth. I'm well aware that it could mean nothing.
All I said is, that I have a weird feeling that something related to "Satan" is going to happen this year and when I used a form of divination, just for fun, I happened to get a word that is strongly connected to Syria.
Of all possible words I get this word. And I live in a country that currently is taking in masses of refugees from Syria and struggles with issues connected to that.
Why anyone would worship Lucifer is beyond me. Micheal is way more badass and honestly more terrifying to piss off. These theories of Satan being the hero seriously needs to stop because it's just sad
OP what you are feeling is turkey will invade syria soon (this february) and russia in response will attack turkey, which will in response get the americans into the whole ordeal, which will then get russias allies into the boat aswell.
it's going to be ww3.
if you buy into monotheism the last year of jubilee just passed. its 49 years (seven 7's) after israel got put back on the map with blood moon signifying the end
so it would be the start of the tribulation period which is suppose to go until god says thats some fucked up shit and puts a end to it "prematurely" since if left unchecked in the bible no flesh would be saved
BUT if you read the bible lucifer doesnt do anything in revelations but be released only to be put back in his prison after all the shit goes down. go re read revelations. its was almost like god had to check to see if lucifer did it by opening the door to his prison and after realizing he dindu nuffin is like well this is awkward
the main bad guy of the end game for christians is a duo of a beast and a dragon. the dragon isnt 1 person but a group signified by having crowns. no man has multiple crowns. these are suppose to be the kings without land or so some say. many kingdoms have fallen but have descendants or you could argue its about control and they are not the rightful rulers but have abnormal influence over people
God's greatest trick was fooling mankind.
Seriously Lucifier convinced Adam and Eve to eat the apple of knowledge. He freed us from ignorance and made is see god is just a power hungry dick
>the devil is behind radical islam so.. yes
The devil is behind radicalism. In every philosophy.
The idea that there's just one devil is radical in its own right, if you think about it.
I doubt mass-refugees would be the work of the devil...
I think maybe a illnesses that may or may not travel by mosquito and affect babies may probably be his work...
But honestly who even believes in the devil anymore! ?
>I think maybe a illnesses that may or may not travel by mosquito and affect babies may probably be his work...
Could be too. Like I said, the clue I got was "Ebla" which could stand for Ebola too. It seems like Zika is this years Ebola.
Do you have any proof for what you are saying? No? Then stop acting so fucking autistic and insult other people, as if you know exactly what's going on.
You are assuming that the devil is not evil and that it's propaganda, but do you really know? You don't. Also, going around and calling other people "nigger" and "fag" while claiming the devil is so misunderstood and not evil at all is not helping your point. Quite the opposite.
>So, is he behind the conflict in Syria and the mass-refugees?
Of course he is. Only fools think he does good. He is behind every disgusting thing on this world since he is the "god" of this age, the prince of the power of the air, the prince of this world at this time
The devil was only put out to be evil by the church, scare tactics, so people would listen.
Being a servant of god does not make you evil.
And replying with 'k' does not make you look any better now does it?
I'm not the guy who replied with K, I'm OP, and I'm neutral. I don't know about the devil for sure so I can't judge here. But it's very arrogant of you running around calling people fags/niggers while claiming to totally know that the devil is not evil. You don't, neither do I. You are just guessing.
Meh, making a comeback won't do any good.
You have a opinion, and I have a different opinion. So lets agree to disagree and move past the insults. I'm also happy to listen to more of your opinion, so you're welcome to enlighten us.
Exactly, Angels do exactly as God demands.
And I don't think he was at first known as a fallen angel.
Honestly why would angels created by an omnipotent being fall, trying to corrupt man while God basically already does that himself.
He's just doing what he's being told to do and the church made use of him.
So if a mexican cartel boss has some servants who do only and exactly what he tells them to do, and he tells them to go to a city and kill a bunch of people and burn everything they have... and they do that.
You would be like: "No, no! They are good and innocent! Just doing what their boss is telling them."
I don't think so.
>thinking the devil is actually evil
>not realizing propaganda to turn people against others isn't used every fucking day
>thinking the bible is no different and that a being as "powerful" as god wouldn't do something like that
Christians get out
There's a big difference between humans with their own will being driven to something mostly out of desperation and a God who created something simply for carrying out his commands.
A tool created by man won't refuse and 'fall'.
Again I don't think he was ever classified as a fallen angel by anyone but the Catholic curch who used him as a scare tactic.
And I think the discussion dies down at this point since if we go on it'll just end on speculation.
Lucifer=Prometheus, so far Lucifer's whole shtick is that he wants true *singular* freedom and the right for such things for all of humanity. He represents not only knowledge, but individuality or separation, personal power as your own god instead of being a weak puppet relying on the power of your master.
What I don't understand is God, outside of older myths and different names where he is just as petty as any mortal but drunk with power he should be more fair or unbiased as a being which represents all things. Instead it's all been twisted around to make it seem like knowledge was evil and man deserves to pay for not being mindless subordinate children, that lucifer was evil and selfish and god despite all his shitty shenanigans is a superior path you can trust.
Well, the Devil, like God (from a religion) is just nonsensical if you have just a bit of scientific knowledge of the universe. What worked 2000 years ago worked only because we didn't know shit about what was really around us. You can believe in an evil powerful being like the Devil but certainly not "the devil" It's not arrogance it's about education and being able to think.
>And Satan does not exist as an external entity.
>people believe this shit
>only have angels to chill with for eternity
>wants to create the perfect beings in his image
>hopefully man becomes perfect enough to join god and angels in heaven
>due to the nature of the universe
>make rules to ensure his creations become worthy of his kingdom
Then you have crybaby bitch Lucifer who wants to let anyone do what they want because 'the current year'
God gets pissed, and says fine, you can have the souls that are not worthy of heaven, In hell. Oh and you have to torture them for eternity.
Something like that. God is based desu
That was because of God, not Lucy. If all it took for humanity to become "corrupted" was a tree of knowledge placed smack dab in front of them, then god isn't very omniscient, if he could not love his children after they became aware of greater things, then he is not a good or benevolent father either.
A good father would encourage his children to go out for themselves and become their own people, forgive them when they make mistakes and love them regardless of what they do, not demand that they exist solely for his sake then kick them out when he doesn't think they're good enough for him.
God is a cunt.
The things God alone possessed and things Lucy was put in charge of.
LUCIFER DID NOTHING WRONG!
Everything that God has said or did since humans gained free will is damage control.
>Devils know no boundaries:
Yeah, but how is it going to be helpful to him to take control over random people like me who never leave their house and aren't rich or of important status?
Also I had a dream of the devil once and he told me that he considers women as inferior. So I think his vessels would only be male. But what do I know.
Seriously? I'm a guy and my schizo version of "Lucifer" taught me about equality for all beings. He taught me how to rise up above the petty anger and hate created by limited perspectives and showed me how it felt to be other people, to see as they do and understand their lives, their experiences.
Through these experiences he taught me to treat all as I want to be treated, but also to forgive all others having seen that I could have just as easily ended up like them and understood what makes them the way they are. He hasn't really commented so much on politics or gender issues (actually asked me to discard the worldly ideas of others and think for myself) but that doesn't seem like him.
He actually seems like a really altruistic being, doesn't speak in words outside of dreams but you can feel him there and he leaves pieced together messages/lessons throughout daily life. I'd imagine all the slander and bullshit he received would be cruel but he says he completely understands why people would think the way they do, that they're entitled to do so and that he forgives them.
Yes. From my impression in the dream, he (the devil) was beautiful and gentle, but he didn't consider humans as his equals and according to him, women were even below men. But maybe that was just a random dream with absolutely no meaning. It was a pretty vivid dream, which is odd for me, but otherwise there was no indiciation that this has to be the truth.
>(actually asked me to discard the worldly ideas of others and think for myself)
>taught me about equality for all beings
Your version of Lucifer sounds pretty cool.
>god gets bored of planting shitty flowers and roleplaying with his angel dolls
>god gets bored, makes a clone of himself but with no magical powers
>god doesn't want to molest his son while a bunch of angels are watching
>makes another clone of his clone, but this time a weaker effeminate version, so he can fap in the background while they fug
>for some reason there is a tree that knows things
>but nobody is allowed to touch it
>but it's out in the open for anyone to touch
>smartest angel doubts the reasoning here
>"hey humans, go eat from that tree"
>god didn't see that coming, gets pissed, banishes everyone and curses humans to die
>"it was satan's fault!"
Is Satan the Jerry of heaven? Do they just blame everything on him?
I feel like this year is the beginning of the end
Maybe the start of the tribulations
The hate and power of Saran and his demons is unleashed upon the world
Be sorry for yourself....just a messenger.
Ick bin vleesch noch visch
Gene namen is mij gedaagt
Gene vorm mij gegefen.
But he is enraged because his time is short and he will destroy as many humans as he can.
Yeah but unlike you I'm not schizophrenic or crazy. There is no answer. Stop with your cryptic bullshit.
There is no Jomanda and no matter how often you say: "listen to the wind.. the answer.. Jomanda!" - it wont make it any more real.
Agreed, at best Satan (anyone who says 'the devil' can easily be identified as a fucking pleb) would more likely fuck shit up for lulz/chaos as opposed to ending the world.
And? Did I ever say he will end the world? I said, anyone else has the feeling that Satan "is going to do something or take control over a vessel" this year.
Could mean a lot. And I got the word Ebla, the syrian kingdom. And Syria is causing a lot of chaos at the moment.
Satan has confirmed that I'm his vessel. All I need to do is feed off of Keks meme magic to power up
Then I got double dubs after getting trips meanwhile all the other kuks struggle to get a single pair of repeating digits
And this is from last week in shitting up a KUk thread on /pol/ with Satan. I get a pair of dubs and another following pair of dubs.
It's either that I'm extremely lucky, which is improbable, since both times I shitted up Kuk threads I get two gets in a row, or Satan
Some jokingly call it meme magic, some call it quantum information overload, and others have no fucking clue whats going on and embrace the beauty of meme magic gets for what it is, and I think it can be the theory of relativity but do I think it's the work of Satan? Of course not.
>Satan being behind Islam
satan is allah
"the Qur’an OPENLY addresses Allah as a master deceiver who will indeed use the same wicked tactics that others use against them.
Now that we (and the Qur’an) can agree that Allah is a Deceiver,
we can now openly acknowledge that according to the QUR’AN…
Allah is indeed a deceiver."
i am satan incarnate and i will eventually return to my divine, godly form.
divine is just a biased word for god powers and they make you think divine is a word for only "God" when in fact all the monotheistic religions are polytheistic, with angels being minor deities and me being a major deity, like yawheh/God/Allah
i am Satan and lucifer is angel tier deity i am here for my own shits and giggles, just like the other top tier deity whom is seen as divine, but has the same power as i
So what's the plan then? Why are you so worried of our irrelevant species? If you have all this power why do any of what you're about to do? We are so puny and our intelligence so infantile, why even bother with fucking with us? Are you bored? Is it a vendetta? Why are you not above a vendetta? Is it all you have to live for? What's your angle?
Untrue, satanist propaganda
Again, satanist propaganda
Free will is not doing what you want, its doing what you are built to do but some humans lie and others believe them.
This poisons the well and sets humanity down a road to destroy itself.
Both sides will be moving in the open soon.
>Those are translation arguments.
Then continue to be blind. Allah is Satan (Baal) Islam is a false religion. Mohamad is a false prophet. Keep worshiping the black cube of Saturn.
Just for science, I'm gonna do a divination as well, on a random book, since I've had 'weird feelings' that 'something' is about to happen as well. To either corroborate or confuse your findings. I encourage others to do the same to collect a large enough sample size.
Word is 'crossed'. So yeah, you could stretch it to either fit or not fit depending on your persuasion.
Come and fight me, impostor.
Regardless I want to hear more.
Where do you reside on the globe? You don't need to be too specific, I understand you probably like to hide if you have any clue about your role.
The being typing this post is my most primal vessel, he is in North America.
Perhaps a place where not one, but 2 people claim to be satan isn't a good place for those that wish to be saved
Don't be decieved by lies, there is still time for those who repent. You have always been lied to.
No, I am not Lucifer.
I am the Behemoth form of Lucifer, named Satan.
Enough to prove to my crew how absolutely infantile your connection to the great father-self of true Satan.
You probably aren't even a warrior on a physical level, some wand waving weakling glass magician!
The Behemoth form of God, for example, is a hidden and immensely powerful archdemon.
Lucifer may have low power now (still the most of all angels), because he is in resting form, a trickle of my own consciousness.
When this great primal vessel expires and finally rests in Lucifer, the memetic of Lucifer will be great again.
As is foretold in lore.
You should at least know Lucifer is what imitates you in heaven...
...or I should just say... imitates me... your knowledge is just too low to keep up the RP!
Most people have more sense than to imitate me so poorly!
...although Raphael seems to want to take up the imitation duties as well...
The plans of the other angels is always so predictable!
Like the dangling limbs of a simple minded god!
The tree of knowledge represents free will. God made the tree in order for Adam and Eve to have a way out of the garden. Everyone assumes "The Tree of Knowlege" means learning Gods true nature. Maybe Adam and Eve learned about sin. Maybe they learned how to grill a hamburger. Nobody knows. And you are commiting a huuuuge fallacy for thinking you can just assume something of that magnitude. Also, God is forgiving and God is loving.... So long as you show Him you really are sorry for sinning. If I party it up all my life then God lets me in heaven anyways, he isn't forgiving, he's weak. That's why God has to love like he does. He is a father. He loves with fatherly love. A mother wipes your butt for you and guides you away from all pain. Sure its more comfortable but you learn nothing. A father let's you get hurt every now and then so you can learn a lesson and be stronger. Its really that simple.
pssst, everything is really just Satan's thoughts.
Creationists have said "God came from Nothing".
Evolutionists have said that the big bang came from nothing or whatever.
So, all thought, consciousness, came from nothing.
I AM. Hence, everything around me is my thought. Satan, in reverse speech, sounds like "not us", aka the One whom sees the truth of HIS existence, and that all this Good vs Evil, Lucifer vs God, Satan vs God, Zeus vs Whatever, etc etc was just a way to forget the real origin, the real truth, that only I exist, and that only I AM.
There is only One.
This is why ratboy fake Satan needs to lose the name.
You're embarrassing yourself.
That name is for our universes greatest fighter, the true measure of a mans worth is fighting, fight well and you are close to God.
You are a nobody.
I have taken a step closer to enlightenment today. What once was, two spiraling serpents, a eternal manifest of mortal kundalini, existence in the face of void has broken apart. Its lesson, there is no equal, love is pain.
What is left is the solitary form, myself. The single serpent, the great deceiver, the manipulator, the devourer.
It will not be long before I shed this flesh and break the spell I cast on myself, the illusion, and reduce this projection into sacred ash.
We all will burn equal to the love within. This is justice.
This makes me so happy. :)
~1:13. "And for Satan it's real" or "At first sight in it's real"
Satan made the Earth for fun.
Satan is the Father/Mother of all thought.
>When I googled Ebla it said it's Ebla was one of the earliest kingdoms in Syria. So, is he behind the conflict in Syria and the mass-refugees?
the antichrist will show up in Syria
Read this thing a while back on 420chans /x/ and sorry if it was mentioned already I haven't gone through the 200+ replies. That Satan is a very old nonphysical entity that got trapped here on earth by our atmosphere and feeds off our negative emotions which is why it communicates through feelings anxieties etc..
"the moon has now eclipsed the sun, the angel has spread it's wings the time has come for bitter things" obama is going to unleash his final plan at the end of his presidency this year
No, I'm Satan. I ur leggiorfg
according to Gnosticism the serpent is on the side of the real God and the Demiurge is the one trying to trap Adam and Eve in his level of reality (which he thinks or acts as if it's the ultimate one).
>He is behind every disgusting thing on this world since he is the "god" of this age, the prince of the power of the air, the prince of this world at this time
"I am the maker of good things and the creator of evil" - God speaking in Isaiah
>like knowledge was evil and man deserves to pay for not being mindless subordinate children
I interpreted the story of the Garden of Eden not as a moral fable but as an allegory of metaphysical processes - knowledge leads to death not as punishment but because our system of understanding the world produces the concept of death as a logical outcome.
there is a similar figure in the story of Buddha, the demon Mara who tempts him during his process of enlightenment the same way Jesus is tempted in the desert (I think Satan is the name used there).
Satan -- the service to self, the sin, the hate, the anger -- has the potential to come out in all of us, for we are all One, but you can't let that bad win
Admittedly, I have mental illness -- sometimes schizophrenic, and sometimes the demiurge tries to possess me, but you have to fight it
fight it with love and service to others
fight it with the light and love of the One Infinite Creator
you can be as good as you want but what's the point if you're always miserable and trying to control and not happy?
What sharing do truth and lies have?
What sharing does good have with bad?
What sharing does light have with darkness?
What sharing do sheep have with wolves?
Do not be deceived by lies, be it through malice or ignorance.
No, there is only one Satan.
All imitations just bring attention to the one Satan.
You are selling your loosh to him notoriously cheaply if you name yourself "Satan" without massive environmental evidence that it is the truth.
My one piece of advice is to match up your aura.
Satan has a fiery aura.
First of all, lucifer is female. Look up the name. Its feminine and means the light bringer..psssh hates women. He loves us..probably more so.. It is said the devil is nature , and women act souly upon their nature.
Also i was wondering whoever said
2012 as the peak "apex" of the # vessels he controls
(this makes a curve "ellipse")
Where did you get that information and can you tell me more?
You're a dumb cunt.
Pic related. It's you.
Mate, you are horribly wrong.
The critical mistake in your thoughts: Lucifer doesn`t want good for humans. That was the reason for his betreyal and rebellion: he didn`t want to serve humans.
He isn`t an opponent of God, he knows best that he has no match for him. He is an opponent of human, his deciver.
By the way, God destroyed only the wrong-doers. He only serves justice for all his creation.
>He only serves justice for all his creation.
Oh yeah. God is so kind and just.
Man hasn't chosen anything, you crazy fuck. None of us made that decision. So just because two clueless people fucked up, billions of unrelated people get punished.
God sounds like a psychopath.
That's like putting all kids of family into slavery and suffering, because long ago one person of their family stole an apple.
To be precise: it wasn`t about stealing something, it was about getting under influence of evil, and becoming godlike, knowing both good and evil. They didn`t know evil, until Satan intervened.
Every man makes his decision by accepting or declining God. You can easly go back to Eden.
About suffering: having a free will and taking your own path isn`t always good or bad. It`s just what it is.
>two people make a dumb decision thousands of years ago
>you get punished for it and born as a suffering cripple even though you never did anything bad at all
Sounds legit. Thanks god.
It's actually sound reasoning.
I'll explain you how.
This is a paragraph of the bible:
Words of God here: their ancestors forgot my name through Baal worship
What could baal mean?
title and honorific meaning "lord" in the Northwest Semitic languages spoken in the Levant during antiquity.
Oh, so worshiping the "lord" is worshiping the baal.
You don't say.
Can't wait for the excuses stating how your title that sounds exactly like the title they fortgot the name through is totally not satanic.
You have lots of imagination there, buddy.
Truth is, satan is already in hell, what the fuck is going to happen to him if he doesn'r respect the rules? Nothing of course.
Only deal that's worth making with satan is merely pretending you're making a deal.
Yes, and one of them wanted to formulate a contract, what about it?
Also, it is very amusing that you would want to start going away from this contract making idea, since as far as I know, all you are sons of the devil, and as for such, able to present his will.
Are you afraid you might end up tricked?
Tbh, God doesn't want to even hear the word contract again, as for myself, I certainly do wish to end this aswell.
This cand end in several ways:
a) I accept and go to hell, which I don't want.
b) God punishes all of us a lot until we cease and desist.
c) I am graced with the ability of tricking you in such a way that you are utterly fucked and you lose all interest quickly, hopefully in a way that benefits God or amuses Him a lot. I was hoping for this, but I understand that God may be angry at me.
Blah blah blah
In all honesty, why do you roleplay here? Do you expect a tornado of normal humans entering this place of all websites?
Lose the interest already, it's not happening, even tough it's gonna be the most uninteresting of afterlifes since I will have no friends and so on, I will still try to do all God wants.
It's my fault for toying with you pretending there might be a pact I would have accepted, even if you offered me and you were able to procure THREE heavens, and God only one, I would still take God's offer.
See, I really really dislike something you're doing, fooling people to their deaths.
Oh, you're a schizophrenic. Sorry, didn't realize.
But now that I'm reading more of what you write and that you seem to think you're some kind of super unique snowflake, who has a special relationship with god and superior knowledge... yeah, I heard this many times before. It's just your average /x/ schizo.
Okay, have fun then.
>the anime girls personality has to match the text you post, anon!