Who else here /screeches into the darkness to ward off any

Are you okay man?

I masturbate while staring intensely into the darkness to keep spooks away.

Should I start screeching too?

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>>17290470
>2016
>not screeching while masturbating

Does it have to be screeching? I make a combo of whale noises, bird noises, choking noises, cackles, and maniacal laughter.

>>17292621
Yeah that
Also screaming
Not loud, its mostly a stress reliever but i like to pretend

>>17292621
I just laugh honestly. I burn sage and stuff too.

Spirits don't hate on vegetarian shaman types, especially if they let them post on 4chan, post anheroism. and burn.stuff

>>17290447
If you were my room mate I'd probably end up kicking you out, man, sorry. Unless it's something you absolutely felt you had to do and were willing to apologize for it, I guess.

i laugh in to the darkness, it relieves tension much better
although my room mate was pretty fucking spooked when he saw me do it couple of times, then he moved out

sometimes i like to strip naked and beckon evil spirits into my room with song, kinda like a siren, then proceed to fist the malicious apparition until it leaves.

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>>17293255
>i like to strip naked
>then proceed to fist the malicious apparition

I need some tips for the best screeches to ward off spooks. Can someone please upload themselves screeching?

>>17290447record that sit and post it

ghosts avoided me so far
> :(.bmp
> tfw