Köksal Baba thread

>>17288033
looks jewish desu

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>>17288047
He heard you

Forreal, it's really unusual some deformed, rich, aggressive and charismatic manlet is such a big celebrity in Turkey. There has to be something going on

Turkbros get in here

>>17288033
>I don't know XY in my extremely limited pool of knowledge, therefore aliens
/x/ in a nutshell.

The real question is whether or not the current anti-pope is secretly a moon nazi.

This guy is a angry midget known for getting mad and beating people(lightly)

>>17288033
What the fuck
Im turkish
He's just disabled in physical ways, most of Turkey loves this guy because he's always so angry and just keeps hitting things,
>>17288053
I'll answer questions

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YOU GUYS IM SUFI MUSLIM AND IM 99.9% SURE
THE ANGEL JIBREEL APPEARED TO ME IN A MYSTICAL DREAM A FEW NIGHTS AGO AND TOLD ME THAT KOKSAL BABA IS THE MAHDI

>>17288059
Uh...what?

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>>17288033
Jew.

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>>17288033
>dat file name

>>17288083

YOU GUYS HELP I THINK KOKSAL BABA IS THE MAHDI WE HAVE TO WARN THE UMMAH

>>17288033
He's from the Shire.

he has primordial dwarfism

>>17288107

HELP ME ANNOUNCE TO THE UMMAH THAT KOKSAL BABA IS THE MAHDI PLEASE PLEASE

>>17288136
go to bed

He's a genetically inbred alien skinwalker capo

>>17288136
Chill out crazy.

>>17288076
if i was short like him, id be angry all the time too kek

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Are Manlets paranormal?

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>>17288178
he's surprisingly fast.

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>>17288178
Why is this guy constantly fighting?

>>17288207
he's the president of /fit/

>>17288207
Because he's a faggot.

I'm really sick of this fuckin' cocksucker, somebody needs to just smash his brain off with a cinderblock already. FUCK that repulsive THING, it isn't even HUman. It's TRASH!

>>17288213
All this anger....

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>>17288178
>>17288207

oh shit its radical larry

>>17288033
He is three inches taller than the average north korean

Is he a cryptid?

>>17288224
all business, all the time...

>>17288033
Köksal Bektaşoğlu, born February 10, 1975 in Trabzon

>>17288244
you know it.

>>17288083
the Mini Madi has arrived! Behold and tremble kufar! The MinI Madi will cleanse the world of all the Tallkins! Midget Mudslime Paradise has come!

>>17288318
mini takbir! alooooooooooooah snackbar!

>>17288033
Thread OST

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcjbMXRkDeM

>>17288340
Wow turkish rap could be sick... The trilling sounds kinda awesome. Reminds me of how good spanish rap sound.

>>17288070
He's angry 24/7. I'm surprised he hasn't blown a gasket yet. He's also fast as lighting. If he learned some Jeet Kune Do or some shit he'd be the most frightful human tornado alive - albeit a very tiny one.

>>17288321
Bi tekbir yazmayı becer en azından oç

>>17288367
Imagine that little fucking with like full on modern operator ninja training. This thing could be unstoppable. Picture the mini madi in high speed low drag fear gear, ripping peoples guts and nuts open with his tactical karambit, not to mention that guns make everyone the same size... He could hide in places no none would expect and be able to enter unseen and unheard. With the correct training, I bet he could be nearly untrackable, tiny monster wouldnt even sink in the snow.. shiver..

>>17288357
>>17288340

It's catchy indeed

>>17288401
he already has

>>17288033
Hahaha is this the midget that attacks everyone?

>>17288422
... be more than a little afraid.

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>>17288033
Does anyone have anything on this specimen? What is he? He just seems like a manlet. To my untrained eye his proportions seems "normal". His speed and power attest to this. I wonder if he was malnourished? Does he come from a line of hobbit people? Were his parent just really short and he got a bad random draw on the gene slot machine?

We must know for science!

>>17288207
dat headbut, Dat mule kick, dem tekken combos...

>>17288665
>that image
>le for SCIENCE xD

It's painfully obvious you're a redditor, fuck off

>>17288675
Nope, Im samefagging like hell but I dont post there. I will look at the naked ladies from time to time. Good afternoon, anon-bro. That image is from a t-shirt that I could not find in size xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx neckbeard.

>>17288224
>>17288263
So that's where he's been. Turkey better watch their shit with Larry on the case!

Is there any footage of him getting his ass kicked?

If anyone knows of any such footage, please share. It would make my day.

>>17288401
We should suggest him this in a letter

>>17288083
This shit again? At least you aren't bothering /int/ with it anymore

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ha7smLPz2GY
So is he the turkish version of this faggot?

>>17288033
Primordial dwarfism

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>>17288033
>micro kebab i kek'd fuck you OP

that's just a simple hobbit

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His biography from his website:
>Köksal Bektaşoğlu namı değer ( Köksal Baba ) 10.02.1975 Trabzon Arsin Doğumlu.1990 yılında boks sporuna başlamış.1995-1996-1997-1998 yıllarında Gençler'de Türkiye şampiyonu olmuş.
2010 da boksu bırakıp yeraltı dünyasına katılarak kendinden söz ettirmiş bir kabadayı olup Köksal Baba lakabını almıştır.
Köksal Baba Trabzon'un gözde semtlerinden Çömlekçi'de bulunan "Bi Dene Çay Evi" nde misafirlerini kabul etmektedir. Yine aynı mekanda haftalık olarak mahallenin itlerinden gerekli raporları almaktadır.
Baba, aynı zamanda Süleyman KÖSE'nin başkanlığını yürüttüğü 1461 Meydan taraftar derneğinin onursal başkanıdır.
Sert, haşin ve yerinde adamına göre gaddar olan Baba çapkınlığıyla adından söz ettirmektedir.

In English according to Google:
>Koksal Bektaşoğlu registered value (Koksal father) 02.10.1975 Trabzon Arsin Doğumlu.1990 years boxing has been the champion of Turkey in the Youth başlamış.1995-1996-1997-1998 year.
Quit boxing in 2010 by joining the underworld is a bully himself has talked Koksal father took the nickname.
Koksal Potter's father in the fashionable district of Trabzon, "Bi Try Tea House" has to accept guests. Still needed is the weekly report from the same place as the neighborhood it.
Father, is also the honorary president of the association in 1461 as president of the Solomon Square crowd corner.
Hard, it makes a name for itself over the harsh and cruel man, according to the father licentiousness.

What does underworld mean? And what's with all the Godfather themed images of him?

>>17288665
i'm guessing it's inbreeding, there's a lot of cousin marriage in the muslim world

>>17288207
little man syndrome

>>17288186
Why, he's not fast at all. The film's just speeded up all three stooges like and he can't get out of a chair without help.

>>17288224
Is this the guy who can vibrate through walls?

>>17289292
Underworld is this guy's home. Shit he could probably stroll into that troll city from Hellboy, too.

>>17288033
Creepy

hIs mother was probably a kurd, kurds are fucking tiny

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Köksal baba is love
Köksal baba is life

>>17288665
His proportions are kinda odd & head doesn't look right though. I wonder if he has a regular mental capacity.

Who is he, though? He's a celebrity/mafia guy who punches shit? What's his deal?

>>17288907
I don't think any such footage exists, Radical Larry is fucking unstoppable.

>>17288213
Why don't you go for it then. Make sure to film it.
I'd love to see anon get his shit wrecked by what is clearly a dwarven berserker.

Is there any footage of him using an axe?

>>17288076
I think he hangs out with Turkish hoods / gangsters, is that right or not?

>>17290522
Hangs out with?
This little fucker probably runs that shit.

>>17290504
> Radical Larry

Kekmate

>>17288224
/thread

>>17288213
I'd like to see you try. You realize he's all business, all the time, don't you?

>>17288207
he´s trying to level up.

>>17290612
hmmm, south paw.... This guy is a nightmare. He would just pummel your balls like a pair of speed bags.

>>17290728
lost

>>17288207
Because these faggot yokels keep picking on him.
He's probably mentally disabled and scared as shit all of the time...his eyes look sad as shit.

>>17291237
Yes, so you should cover your balls and try to trip him. If you are fat you could probably sit on him or something.

>>17288907
I'd like to just see him fucking get murdered already. Fuck this repulsive little THING. Fuckin' SMEAgol ass piece of SHIT needs to be the next one to die in 2016.

>>17292263
Good, that little THING NEEDS to suffer.

>>17292345

lol shut up

>>17292345
> "Anon you're 32 years old will you please go outside and get yourself a job?"
> "But I don't want to mommy things thst are different scare me. What if I see something weird and it tries to eat me? I'm scared now give me my chocolate milk"

>>17288340
the guy would be better in a metal band

>>17288059
underrated comment

>>17288207
I think the guy had a tough life

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he just need this

>>17288033
It's just Luigi in disguise.

>>17288033
kill it with fire

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Primordial Dwarfism. There's more than one type, and this guy is one of the lucky ones who didn't end up developmentally stunted.

Note how he's completely miniature, including his head, except that he has an abnormally prominent nose that dominates his face.

Here's another example.

>>17288033
Most disorders that cause dwarfism are caused by a bone defect. Which means that while his body in miniature, his penis is full sized.

Just think about that for a moment: this little 3 foot munchkin could very well have a bigger dick than you. Truly astpounding if you ask me.

>>17294300
Damn I'm good at killing threads, I wasn't even trying this time lol

>>17294081
fucking gnomes and dwarves man, the hobbits. they were all real

Do you think he asks tall sexy women with big butts to smother his whole body between their ass cheeks and fart on him? That's what I would do.

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Koksal Baba never gets old.

Koksal Baba is cute :3

>>17290522
He hangs out with local shop owners and just lives a normal life, he's rather disabled but he can think just fine.

>>17288178
>second half of the webm
I'd love to play a Turkish GTA with this guy as the protag

>>17288076

Fuck off you turk cockroach

>>17288178
You don't fuck with this Don..
kekbob.

>>17288033
more like keksal

köksal means dining room in swedish FYI

>>17296857
No it fucking doesn't

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>>17288033
>he has a very funny retardation

>>17296567
Fucking this

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>>17288141
You

>>17290078
You're thinking of your mom during her alone time

>>17292818
but everyone needs mushrooms, they told me so

>>17297477
You know what comes after /x? only edit

>>17296857
këk

keep /pol/ on /pol/ / lurk more

In pt- spanish is spelled
*anão-anon* respectablie

>>17288059
Kek

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>>17288033
he looks like he has microcephaly. the turkish beetlejuice.