Yes hello we am what you seem to refer to as ayyylmao andor aeiou

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Yes hello we am what you seem to refer to as ayyylmao andor aeiou we wanted to approach and offer a few intelligences as to who we am and why we am here your species has interested us for a very long time and we have a vested interest in your species as a ally in our pursuit for resources we do not seek to take but to share the universe is sparse and overly depleted energy is simple but water carbs and protein are but fractional we seek alliance to offer technology in exchange for knowledge of your farming techniques, you seem to have a certain touch that is not understood by us we am aware that this seems uncertain to trust and that pics or didn't happen is vital however with the instruments we have acquired attempts to take footage or image have had interference from our onboard technology and our technology is incompatible with yours the data type does not cooperate if you can read this please respond through means of shouting ayyylmao from window we are not sure if this will be received properly but we are tuned in and listening thank you here is sample image from collected technology also tell us we am not familiar with this creature on your world though it bears resemblance to your ocean fish known as sharks have you been visited before please and thank you