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Anything astrology related is welcome. Any random insights you may have. Any general ideas that everyone knows but you'd like to confirm. Anything.

Pisces winner winner chicken dinner btw
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>>17266017
Being a pisces is suffering but i don't want nothing else
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>>17266061
I hear ya, it's like having the most varied and even stats but not being able to use them or not getting credit when you do

We the best though
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>>17266017
I think that what time of year you were born determines when you go into heat, and that saturn has a significant role in that.
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>>17266091
Why do you think saturn plays a role in that? (Obviosly all planets play a slight part in everything) I would think that Jupiter, Pluto, and especially Venus would play the biggest roles in that

My Venus is in the 8th house by the way
That's why I get pussy even though Im ugly as sin
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pisces here, march .4/5.... about 15 degrees depending on dimensional take ....i refer to myselfa as an aquaries [aqua-aries] i need a twin badly , like deeper than desire, the only people i meet use and manipulate me, is that a universal theme ? people manipulating pisces ?
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>>17266476
>people manipulating pisces ?

youve got it backwards roach
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>>17266454
I also feel lucky and ugly.

It's difficult to say. Something to do with the metal in our blood and the magnetic effect of the planet.
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>>17266503
>he thinks he's in control
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>>17266017
I've never been with a Pisces. How are they in general? Cancer btw.
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how about that there hive mind ey ? full of um... logic and uh... voices....
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>>17266575
I knew you'd say that.
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time is our only enemy, fishm8s
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>>17266599
Op

Honestly Pisces are the most varied sign. They all have similar characteristics when it comes to being sensitive and intuitive and all that. But beside that Pisces really swing between the highs and lows of life

Some find the strength to rise above and use their limitless potential.

Others drown in the harsh realities of life. That's pretty much me :/
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>>17266669
I'm talking about intimacy and all that but thanks mane.
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>>17266697
Sorry brah. I got info on that too though

Pisces are very giving in bed. They often "color outside of the lines" too and give you something you weren't expecting which is always a pleasant surprise. If you have an emotional connection with them (which is very beneficial and a huge sexual boost to a Pisces) they will have no problem with sacrificing dignity and social norms for sexual pleasure

Play your cards right with a Pisces and there's no limit

They often don't have the endurance of most other signs though
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>>17266762
kek that sounds kinky as fuck

so how do I get me a pisces gril?

>They often don't have the endurance of most other signs though
Worse than aries?
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>>17266814
Im a male pisces and Im sure women Pisces are even worse. We're both pretty passive in bed, women Im sure even more so.Im sure both can go for a while if the other person is in control, but if you ask a pisces to take control they will probably spend their energy and get their fill quicker than most other signs. Honestly, Pisces probably enjoy sex as much if not more than other signs, but they also don't care as much about sex, unless they have a deep sexual/emotional connection to the person

I've never been with a pisces chick myself, but like I said Pisces often value emotional connections, so talk about deep spiritual stuff once it's acceptable (don't lead off with it of course) and pisces often enjoy mind altering substances (weed, alcohol) if that's a possibility for that specific purpose it will be of benefit to you.

Cancers and Pisces get a long very well but emotions and a lack of stability often ruin the relationship
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>>17266903
>emotions and a lack of stability often ruin the relationship
A Scorpio broke me; an Aries helped me finalize the healing and strengthening process, and overall made me less of a whiny cunt. My discipline is now on an almost autismo level (I eat the same shit every day, count macros, working out is second only to sleep etc) so my next question is, are Pisces cool with structured living? The Aries was a bit lazy, doesn't really want to cook, etc (still love her to bits tho) but was willing to try (for me, not for herself). Will a Pisces easily integrate that into her life or will it be another "I'll try it because you want it"?
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>>17266061
>>17266082
Really? the stinky crybaby little faggy fish?
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As a Gemini I can tell that water signs are the most fun... to eat their hearts and make them cry. I really like playing with them, so cute when they're breaking.
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>>17269511
this
pisces is the sign of the faggots
fucking fish people floppin' around
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>>17269511
Yep, and what's your sign faggot?
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>>17269551
Yep, they are like giant punching bags. Fucking fish people, indeed.

>>17269563
I already told you, giant fag fish.
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Which sign is most compatible for Pisces?
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>>17268498
A pisces who isn't in a relationship is often undisciplined and doesn't have much structure in their life and often appreciate it when I others take charge and provide some structure as long as they can still have their moments every now and again to be themself and have some freedom. Some pisces might not like it too much though and may just go along with it anyway because they're often followers and just go with the flow. I guess it just depends
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>>17269572
No you didn't...are you the shallow piece of shit degenerate gemini?
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>>17269594
Wow, amazing how a, secretly, shallow piece of shit degenerate calls others shallow pieces of shit degenerates. Don't go crying.
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>>17269584
The water signs like scorpio, cancer, and pisces are great emotionally deep connections. Taurus and capricorn (earth signs) provide the stability a pisces often needs. It just depends on what you're looking for
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>>17269611
Please anon Im 2deep4you. Have fun being an emotionaless sociopathic reptile
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>>17269621
You're not deep, crying all the time for everything and not being able to stand for yourself doesn't make you deep, wake up, clean the cum off your face, and take a shower.
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>>17269630
Dude...I haven't even cried once in the past like 30 minutes. Im not always crying...you're hurting my feelings tho......stahp pls :(
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I would like to fuck a Pisces.
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>>17269646
It's not like they are hard to get anyway.
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>>17269659
I think they're harder to get than a lot of other signs. Pisces can kind of take it or leave it when it comes to sex, especially if there's no emotional connection

They're not driven as much by sexual desire as say a degenerate gemini is. Fucking sluts
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>>17269659
Where do I find Pisces gril to fuck. I've had Aquarius, Aries, Gemini, Leo, Virgo, Taurus, Scorpio, Libra, and Sagittarius but never a Pisces. Also how to make Pisces horny.
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Cancer here. Any readings for the new year?
Also to the two anons arguing Geminis aren't even that bad. Anyone can be a piece of shit really
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>>17269646
>>17269659
This. She fucked my unattractive friend, so out of spite and envy I waited a bit then I fucked her too.
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>>17269681
Sounds like someone really hates Geminis lel
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>>17266017
Pretty sure Capricorns are the best when we actually apply ourselves, considering we strive to be the best at everything and anything we do.
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>>17269707
>gril got fucked
>waited before he hate fucked her
What
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>>17269721
Capris are one of my favorite signs, fun (dark humor), smart, and total sluts in bed. I don't really get why people think they are boring or too serious.
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>>17269702
No defense of pisces though. I see. I'll just go cri now
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>>17266017
whats the whole point of astrology again? an in depth look at our character traits or some guideline to how we are supposed to act and live? based on what again? stars , houses, and the angry moon from LoZ MM?
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>>17269724
I have some decency, I'm not just gonna fuck her the next day lol
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>>17269731
It's because we're not as initially trusting of others like some other signs are apparently.
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>>17269748
Pretty much
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>>17269745
Crying is the cancers job. Ridiculous how much flack we get for it. Pisces are chill too.

Although I remember once in art class in 9th grade, I fucked with my pisces friend's art since he would do it to me, but he blew up and everyone was awkward the rest of the period.
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>>17269755
Capricorns are faggots. Second only to crybabby Pisces.
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>>17269774
Well what signs do you like then?
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>>17269774
Capricorns are the best. We strive for nothing short of excellence in everything we do when we apply ourselves. Now we're not the only ones who strive for excellence, you do too! Your ability to suck cock is virtually unparalleled and you can take it up the ass with such fierce tenacity that isn't even rivaled by the most seasoned of homosexuals.
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>>17269611
Seems Captain Kirk has joined the thread, with their, extensive, use of, the, comma.

Hats off to you intellectual "gems".
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>>17269825
Yeah, pretty, fucking, much. Fuck, off.
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Is Sagittarius a good sign?
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>>17269838
I knew one Sagittarius and he was a cunt but he was very adventurous which I admired. He would always get us into random high octane situations. Lotta drama with him but that was him, you may be different.
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>>17269790
Not-Capricorn

>>17269808
You said Capricorns are the best at everything, so basically you just admitted to bring the best at sucking cocks.
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>>17269868
He sounds like a daring guy.
I also act like a cunt,I have also lost many good friends because of this but in the end life goes on.
I'm also quite adventurous,but my allergies limit my freedom.
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>>17269899
Lol, You sound so much like a bitchy cunt... which is cool.
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>>17269899
Best at what we APPLY ourselves at. You sound mad anon. Why are you so jelly of us Capricorns?
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>>17269919
Cuz he's a faggy degenerate gemini
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>>17269929
Hey, I'm the filthy gem, and I like capris. But maybe it could be another gem, that bitchiness and total lack of respect for other humans is pretty gemini.
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>>17269904
Yea just limit the cuntiness and drama and you guys are a god tier sign.
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>tfw cancer
>tfw can act like any of the signs on command
>tfw masterrace
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>>17269832
Such a boastful display of narcissism. Anyone can just sense the battle between ego and self in you with that exterior.

>>17269838
Sag I dig a shit ton, they don't settle for bullshit, have a sense to keep moving and spare a lot of conversation which keeps my interest sparked. Their wisdom and style of presenting it is why they may be my choice on fire signs. Not prideful, not overly bossy, but conditioned enough to harbor close relationships with.
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>>17269936
Male gemini and capricorn female is by far the worst matchup between the signs, by a huge margin.
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>>17269999
Yeah, whatever, lick my clit. Nice quads.
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>>17266762
Echoing all of this.
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>>17270001
what's the best matchup for female pisces?
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>>17269996
>tfw cancer
>tfw cancerous
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>>17269702
Both the geminis I know are selfish shitheads. I think that's the defining descriptor of the sign.
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>>17269996
You're thinking of my sign pisces friend, they're a mixture of all 11 signs that come before them. I like cancers though, they might be my favorite sign
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>>17270041
Nope. Cancers are master manipulators.
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>>17269748
A kind of self help, correcting negative traits we might not be aware that we have.

Avoiding toxic relationships.
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>>17270044
Whatever. Fuck your sign then
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>>17270007
You throw a good offer on the table, don't think I won't.
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Aquarius checking in. Basically autism the sign. I don't typically dig other aquarians. First wife was a capricorn, she was all talk and no walk. Best friend for a long time was a scorpio. Never had so much fun as watching him bring home tons of bar skanks and then bitch about how they're all vapid and easy.
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>>17270050
>manipulated
Pisces are truly 2EZ
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>>17269832
salty and retarded gemini you fit the stereotype perfectly you retard
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>>17270027
I would say cancer male, but I value a deep relationship over everything else.
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>>17266017

I'm a non-social aquarius. What can be said about that?
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>tfw no pisces gf
Why even astromatize brahs
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>>17270056
Hahahahahaha, talking about commas.
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>>17270061
>tfw pisces male but have no taurus gf

Just kill me senpai
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>>17270066
> let comma XD

yeah, kill, yourself, how,about ,that, you, moron?
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>>17270007
Is your clit pink and soft, I'd lick it and bite it senpai
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>>17269996
>whiny faggots
>master race

Ayy
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>>17270081
Look, imbecile: >>17269825 see? The post was about commas. You came here to make fun of me and to call me retard and shit... However, you didn't put a single one in your post. How about putting a gun right between your eyes and shoot?
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Random astrology note

Im a leo rising and pisces sun sign and it has to be the worst combination there is. Pisces don't like to be the center of attention and leo risings always seem to have the spotlight on them

Also my moon and sun are in opposition, Im a virgo moon sign.

So basically with my rising sign, sun sign and moon sign Im a conflifcted walking contradiction and I feel like people recognize that
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>>17270071
I know nothing about astrology, but I'm a Leo with a Pisces GF. Is that bad according this totally nonsense buckshot psudeo-science that's harder to believe than any major religion?
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>>17270096
how about taking your own advice you faggot?

Step 1, kill yourself
Step 2, ?????????????????
Step 3, profit
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>>17270097
Your actually a normal person, and this isn't real. Why stress over something with no scientific basis in reality.
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>>17270108
Using 'le ebic meems' now? This gets better and better.
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>>17270096
Thanks for quoting my comma post dear, but frankly I don't give a damn.

With gems, you gotta use two guns. But since you've shown utmost butthurt, easily caving into emotion, rather than logic, the gemfem got you pegged.

>bone up a teat, son
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>>17270099
It's not too bad, there's just some differences between the two, but there's some good qualities there too. For example leo is probably very protective of sensitive pisces. It's just that one enjoys being in the spotlight usually and the other one usually doesn't

Also sun signs are just one aspect of a person's character and it's never that simple to say which signs should be together
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>>17270071
Seem to be in the boat, albeit reversed. If I could find eother a cancer or pisces gf to tolerate my bullshit, it'd be a lot brighter in my life.
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>>17270114
I believe it's real, I've lived my life and know how I feel and I reckognize how people react to me. I don't like being the center of attention but I always seem to draw it toward me. Also I am instinctually analytical and down to earth (virgo moon) but also outwardly spiritual and non detail oriented

I don't stress about it, I just like to study it
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>>17270147
Correlation is causation, right?
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>>17270162
Sure m8
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>>17270099
>but I'm a Leo
You might be a cancer and your birth certificate might have been off a few days if you're July.
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I'm a leo and I'm married to a taurus. Our love language is fighting.
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>>17270090
>whiny faggots
I'm not Pisces tho?
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>>17270128
>and it's never that simple to say which signs should be together
What is it then faggot?
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>>17270186
I'm a gemini married to a gemini. Our love language is lying.
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I'm a pisces moon in the 8th, that's the real shit.
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>>17270193
Im just saying there's a lot of different aspects of astrology and it's different case to case. There's more things to consider than sun signs, those are just the most important things to consider. Faggot
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>>17270212
What are the other important things you queerbag?
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>>17270217
Nothing. Don't worry about it you ball fairy
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>>17269681
>They're not driven as much by sexual desire as say a degenerate gemini is
they aren't really driven by sexual desire, not in a carnal, sort of visceral way anyway. more the idea of getting the person they want. as a Sag male, I sort of 'get' Gemini females.
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>>17270244
Rationalize it how you want but those geminis be sluttin it up bigtime
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>>17269996
the fuck you get that from? it's more the mutable signs, Sagittarius, pisces, Gemini, to a slight extent virgo that do that kind of thing.
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>>17270244
so they're slutting around because they lust for status and not for sex?
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>>17270258
>implying cancers aren't so cardinal they can be also mutable
You don't understand because you're a pleb.
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>>17270267
pretty much. the idea, the game, the conquest is a bigger deal for them than the sex mainly. there are some geminis who due to other shit in their chart may conflate sex with other stuff, daddy issue type chicks, but mainly they're cerebral and chatty rather than lustful.
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>>17270273
>so cardinal they can be also mutable

that might be the stupidest fucking thing I've ever read. congratulations, moron.
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>>17270244
I'm a sag female, never been with a sag male but I get the feeling we're all unleashing our beasts in the bedroom...we are a fun fuck. Gemini is a sign I don't trust, maybe that's cause not even they can trust themselves. They slut around to validate their egos, which is usually very fucking frail.
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>>17270289
cancers transcend your traditional classification, anon
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>>17270291
>geminis
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>>17270293
riiiight. whatever you say.
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>>17270293
You're retarded
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are pisces women loyal?
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>>17270291
sag chicks are great, always searching for something. perhaps looking for something that a sag male can't provide though. but yeah, both quite passionate in the bedroom -- in it's worst manifestation you get a bundy though.
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>>17270317
>Are x women loyal?

Lel no
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>>17270317
women in general aren't, have a life of your own don't rely too much on women for self esteem or love or loyalty.
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>>17270291
a lot of pornstars are sags so you folks are certainly kinky.

My mother and brother are sags too and one of the most whiniest people Ive ever met. They just whine so much jeez.

My aquarius dad and me Aries have been fairly miserable with that. You guys need to chill out a bit
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>>17270293
cancers remind of that beta who'll try to make himself believe that his gf cheating on him is nothing to be ashamed or angry of.

He'd willingly become a cuck in the name of love and ruin himself for it. Remember that faggot that wrote how he let his wife sleep around in the name of feminism? That faggot probably is a cancer.
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>>17270326
>>17270349
/r9k/ pls
Loyal enough to waif
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>>17270363
>cancers remind of that beta who'll try to make himself believe that his gf cheating on him is nothing to be ashamed or angry of.
Cancer here, only those born June 23 to July 4 are affected
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>>17270355
I'm a sag and I'm the unwhiniest person you'll ever meet. I share nothing. never met a sag like your family members either.
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>>17270370
He made a typo. He meant fag not sag.
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>>17270365
>lol virgin

really faggot? thats why the divorce rates are 60% right? sluts, after riding the cock carousel in college, just cant stop sucking cocks

keep deluding yourself, don;t be surprised if one day your little loyal waifu comes up pregnant with a black baby lel
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>>17270365
I think pisces women are more loyal than most. All feminine (or negative) element signs that are earth or water are the most loyal. Masculine (or positive) signs, fire and air, seem to stray more
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>>17270370
i know, like all other girls, you are not like other girls..

I bet you are a special snowflake and one day prince charming will come to lift you off of your little feet :)
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>>17270381
lol what are you babbling about you stupid fuck
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>>17270374
But I'm black tho
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>>17270386
>not whiny
>whines

ah such a snowflake, if only we could be utilize the butthurt of most sags, we could reverse climate change within a few years
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>>17270376
Where do Pisces women usually hang out senpai?
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>>17270387
niggers arent humans so I dont care
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>>17270391
you think that's whining? lol whatever. go eat some more crayons, retard.
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>>17270060
You mean you're an Aquarius. We're not typically sociable. Itinerant, aloof, reasonably brilliant, wanting the best for people, but not really wanting to do the work for them.
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>>17270398
are you reading your posts right now? butthurt cunt fuck outta here
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>>17270395
Wew are you a sag shitter by any chance?
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>>17270401
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>>17270414
???
you look quite ugly you little princess
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>>17270392
Fuck if I know senpai. I guess wherever people are?My limited experience with women has been with the sluttier signs of the zodiac. A bar maybe? Pisces like to drink usually. Go to a bar and try out that 'what's your sign' line
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>>17270418
jesus are you boring. fuck off.
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>>17270433
not till you stop whining you crayon chugger ;)
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>>17270419
>My limited experience with women has been with the sluttier signs of the zodiac.
Fugg me too. Are Pisces really just not slutty?
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>>17270438
Do you have a pisces fetish or what?
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>>17270438
Pretty much. Like I said they enjoy it, but it's not usually a priority of theirs unless they're already in a relationship
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>>17270439
I don't know you tell me
>>17270444
Hope ur right qt
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>>17270291
>>17270302
Grow up, people, all this gemini hatred is getting ridiculous.
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>>17270438
I'd say virgo and libra are overall the least slutty. They're also boring af and usually have repressed sexualities.
If you want fidelity look for someone with venus in scorpio. They might be 2deep4u though.
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>>17270673
OP here

Im responsible for a good portion of the gemini bashing in this thread. I just have some bad experiences with geminis

I guess it isn't fair though. I mean you can't all be selfish, conniving, cheating cunts can you?
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>>17270695
I'm the sag with the bad gemini experiences as well. I've only met cunning bastards playing Don Juan to get as much female attention as possible. Tell us about your redeeming traits, anon. I'd love to see any.
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>>17270705
Im perfect in every way
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>be Taurus girl
>all I want is to be someone's loyal, supportive wife; have children and provide my husband with a warm, beautiful with dinner ready by the time he gets back from work
>only a handful of taken, water sign guys have been interested in me

Which sign 2 cop for a strong, masculine, intelligent husbando?
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>>17270695
I've never cheated.
And conniving? I mean come on.
Selfish, I think everyone is selfish in one way or another, and probably it's not bad, since you need to be selfish to survive and protect yourself from harm.

Other than that I think I'm a pretty decent person.

>>17270705
I don't know, man, I have met lots of gemini, and some of them are really shy creatures.
Well, I'm a good friend, I like to listen to my friends (even when sometimes I got bored, but I keep listening), I like reciprocity, and I mean, come on, not every gemini is a shallow sadistic bastard motherfucker in the same way not every scorpio is a sex-crazed maniac.

I don't really get why Gemini and Scorpio are generally the badies.
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>>17270728
Nu-uh. I know about you geminis and your honeyed words. Your smooth mercurial charm won't work on me
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>>17270691
>libra
>repressed
Can confirm

>Venus in Scorpio
Literally what
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>>17270727
Gemini
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2Wf4mPeSVw

any other pisces find this 100% true?
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>>17270762
Fair enough, I will have to kill you, anon.
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>>17270728
>standard Gemini deception.txt
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>>17270695
You're a cancer aren't you?
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>>17270800
Nah, Im a pisces

Im sure some people consider me cancerous though
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>>17270727
Go back to the 50s. You might find someone regardless of sign.

>>17270766
Yep. If loyalty is what you want then that's it. They'll want nothing more than your soul sealed in contract in return.

>>17270762
Ugh, the fucking honeyed words. You are so right, anon.
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>tfw be aquarius
>almost if not all planets under aquarius
>leader of all signs
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>>17270826
>>17270790
>honeyed words
Haters.
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>>17270727
The one that knows the motion of the ocean.
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>>17270775
I only watched a few minutes but this dude's passion makes it hilarious. I can't lie though, he made some good points
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>>17270835
thats why I hate aquarius allways showing off, with your new hat and new shirt.
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>>17270090
whiny faggots
>virgos
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>>17270826
No I mean literally what is "venus in Scorpio"?
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>>17271106
Not that anon but it just means that the planet venus was in the sign of scorpio when you were born. All of the planets are in a sign and contribute to different aspects of your personality. Your sun sign is where the earth is in relation to the sun when you're born and your venus sign would be where venus is. For example my sun sign is pisces, but my venus sign is aries
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>>17271130
Link to site where I can get this info about me
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>>17271144
http://www.alwaysastrology.com/birth-chart-calculator.html

Just put in your birth info and you're on your way
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>>17266017
Sagittarius is best sign, all other signs can fuck off.
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>>17271166
Said like a true sagittarius
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>>17266697
I'm a pisces... Totally open minded in the bedroom.
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>>17271166
>Gemini deception at play.doc
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>>17271291
Do you do buttstuff? Do you have a boipucci?
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>>17270695
Ex boyfriend was a Gemini... Never know who you are dealing with. Poor guy still doesn't know who he is...
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>>17271311
What are you 12?
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>>17271329
Answer the question fishy
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>>17271324
Yeah I've noticed that too. They don't even know what they want. They have too many thoughts flying through their brain to hold a strong opinion about anything
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>>17271298
Shut up, you are one obsessed motherfucker.
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>>17271422
>>17271422
He was actually to busy trying to be what everyone else wanted that he changed into a different person completely when others were around. I literally saw the twins in action. It was to much to keep up with. Oh and he had a temper.
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do you guys like scorpio moons
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>>17271475
>Gemini propaganda
>Gemini deception
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Anyone read birth charts?

Been told mine is apparently quite interesting from an astrologist point of view but wondering if anyone can give my info on why it might be?

I've done numerology things too and my name comes out at 11 I think? Which is meant to be a rare-ish number.
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>>17271576
calm down crazy faggy fish.

>>17271581
>Been told mine is apparently quite interesting
>Leo
Oh really?
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>>17271594
>Oh really?
W-what I have.

>was I told that just to butter me up?
>fuck
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>>17271603
I don't know... but Leos have big, big, giant egos.
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>>17271625
as big as a lion?


Capricorn reporting in, blessing to all
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>>17271625
>I don't know... but Leos have big, big, giant egos.
Yeah, tell me about it.

One of the things that is interesting about it, apparently, is some grand triangle or something.
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>>17270099
Eysenk set out to disprove astrology, but his findings on relationship combinations and double blind studies actually converted him.
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>>17270317
Pisces women are emotionally motivated by relationships not sexually, so yes if you have a deep connection they are the most loyal.
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>>17270398
You like that crayons line a lot huh. I see you use it a lot. Uncreative type, I'm guessing Taurus.
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Gemini here. Saw some weird comments about geminis so thought I'd add mine and see if anyone has any opinions on it.

The whole thing about lying is pretty curious. Of all the people I know, I'm probably the most blunt and honest, and most insistent on others I know being honest, mostly because I hate being fucked over. Mind games, manipulation, people lying to themselves and ruining their own lives for no reason... It's all pretty idiotic.

I am logical/analytical/reasonable. I'm a maths/physics major for one thing; generally skeptical, but also very open to alternative options and understanding of why people have different views. You can't call yourself reasonable if you don't accept that reality includes human error and poor judgement. On that note, I'm very empathetic and try to help people as much as possible, albeit willing to try to intentionally cut off emotions about things I can't change. Even so, I can be very emotional, just not to the point of instability. I don't tend to get angry at people, or uncontrollably sad - it's more of a conscious thing.

I know people think I come across as cold and uninterested, but it's mostly because I'm reserved in how I express myself. As far as sex and relationships go, I like the idea, but the reality is too complicated for me to want to step into by my own volition. Friends are exhausting enough, even when you try to surround yourself with mature and reasonable people. I'm quite happy spending my time reading, writing, absorbing various creative works, and working on mental skills.

I don't like to be the centre of attention. I am an introvert. I am an awkward communicator, but I have no social anxiety and can easily converse with anyone I meet; just not as charismatically as others. I do tend to think I'm correct, but only because of the extent I go to in being critical of my own ideas; I don't think I'm necessarily any smarter or better than anyone else, just more thoughtful and less prone to self-delusion.
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>>17271553
Capricorn sun, pieces moon here

I personally like scorpio moons, well most of them at least. From personal experience a lot of them can be extremely chill and awesome people to be around on a good day, but some of them can also be weirdly moody, stubborn and negative most of the time. Which can really put a damper on things.
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Libra
>smartest sign
>best looking
>finest taste in music art fashion etc
>naturally graceful, can't even tell that we're cringing at you plebs
>does all of this without trying
>better than you, in every way

Ok cool yeah I'm done peace
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>>17272370
Libra
>user
>emotionally blind to the needs of others
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>>17272325
The comments aren't weird. Geminis are pretty disliked and judging by your self absorbed justifications it's easy to see why.

Bluntness: This is what geminis like to think they are, when really they're just assholes.

You're mostly nice enough face to face, when not being blunt, but really give no shits about the people around you. People aren't stupid however and pick up on that if only eventually, which is why geminis are known as two faced. Not because they talk shit behind people's backs.
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>>17272413
But bluntness isn't just a trait of particular signs. It's more of a cultural thing. And you can't claim that geminis are liars and manipulative scumbags, and then say that people hate them because they're too blunt; it must be one or the other.

Which of the justifications are self absorbed anyway?
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anyone wanna give insights on a Taurus personality and stuff?
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>>17272443

Lazy and dumb but hella posh
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>>17270027
Uh, you're malleable, depends on how much you're willing to put up with.

Pisces male here. Had Pisces gf for 5 years. Insignificant relationships prior. Now dating a Gemini.

It's a real trip to meet people and then discover their signs afterwards. Had I known this female was a Gemini my perception would have changed drastically due to past experiences.

But people are different, case by case.

I guess I'm trying to say that if all Pisces are universally awesome and flexible, then you should just find a relationship with any person that is fulfilling and/or complementary to you. Preemptive bias is a shitty trait in general, so try not to be that.
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>>17272437
No it doesn't have to be one or the other. Geminis, like psychopaths can have families and friends too.

Bluntness is a positive wordplay to try and excuse the autistic way geminis act when people step out of line and dont act the way you want them to.

Yet they still recognize the need for people because people are beneficial, friends are useful and partners are good for sex so they are superficially charming (when things are going well)

The thoughtless gifts, forgetting about arrangements, blowing people off for more interesting people or events is what will clue someone in that a gemini doesn't really like you that much.
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>>17272545
Whoa dude...you just made me remember how much I hate geminis

Fucking snakes in the grass
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>>17272545
If you're blowing people off without good reason, or otherwise acting inconsiderately, that's not actually very honest or straightforward. The excuse of bluntness may be used to cover up rude behaviour, sure, but I don't think that applies to someone who also goes out of their way to avoid inconveniencing others, and doesn't share their opinion unless it's appropriate or requested.

Perhaps the real issue here is that certain other signs are too quick to put the blame on the kind of people who aren't willing to give in to their emotional blackmail?
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>>17272605
Yeah, that's a good way to put it anon, I think

All I know is fuck geminis
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>>17270727
Which day of the horn are you? Even as a male, I attract a lot of water signs. Just don't get it honestly. And my goal is to provide security and well-being for waif, which I figure would attract a lot of reasonable people. Half the time, after they get deeply interested, they just drop off the ends of the earth.

Not sure what the fuck it takes anymore, patience seems to be too much a virtue for anyone to admire these days.
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>>17272675
Don't be such a bummer maybe?
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>>17272675
Patience is most underrated trait of all time desu
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>>17272675
I don't know many Taurus but the ones I do know are extremely stubborn and closed off to alternative points of view unless it is specifically beneficial to them at that specific point in time. They will also argue and gives excuses even when they are wrong. Their logic has been essentially "if there is a 1% chance that I could be right then I am never wrong."

If any of these resonates with you, then change ASAP. Maybe that'll help.
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>>17272714
Different anon but I agree
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>>17272605
You're confusing intentional dishonesty with unintentional dishonesty.

And I like how you're trying to put this on me to try and get away from the fact that you happen to be one of the most hated signs.
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>>17272714
That's a vague opinion, butbrespected nonetheless. Have hardly met any earth sign that fits such a criteria, except some Caps because of their inconvenience to see in front of them the reality that isn't bending to their whim.

Lazy and stubborn, both stereotypes that are true when a real bullshitter is about, but one that rises above whatever is trending as judgment.
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I'm a sag male and I'm falling for a libra female. what will our babies look like?
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Are pisces really psychic or is it bullshit made up so we can feel better about ourselves? I feel vibes from other people, and ive been told that im good at reading people, but idk if thats just my ego thinking I know everything.

I had a theory that most good soccer goalies would be pisces. A lot of the technique is intuition. I was a phenomenal lacrosse goalie in high school. I'd make saves that I didn't even know how, I just moved my stick to the ball without thinking. I remember my first start on varsity, I was in the zone, and I carried the team and my adrenaline was so much that it was really an out of body feeling. I performed much worse in practice because my mind was never in it.
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>>17272738
Pisces are the most psychic sign imo but they might not be as psychic as they think they are
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>>17272720
most hated sign:

http://www.lipstickalley.com/showthread.php/906088-Poll-Most-hated-zodiac-sign
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>>17272720
I'm happy to accept that I'm one of the most hated signs. I just want to know more about why people think that and the general scope of what being a gemini means.

All I see is people basically saying things like "I know a couple of geminis who are assholes" and "you're right, all geminis are awful". Overall it sounds to me like how people typically act when they're trying to convince themselves that their irrational emotional reactions to people are justified.
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>>17272605
dark hair, thick rimmed glasses, slightly overweight. am i right?
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>>17272754
Lipstickalley sounds like a very reliable source anon lel not

Even if gemini is the most liked sign then they're the elite and need to be wiped out asap
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>>17272764
Read the link I posted above your comment. There has to be a pretty good reason gemini has that much of the vote.
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>>17272766
any site is a legit source of opinion, genius

go back to your laptop you autistic woman
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>>17272737
>libra female
her kids will look like whichever of her many lovers sires them

>>17272754
gemini on suicide watch, part lxviii
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>>17272769
Sure, there probably is a good reason. Just like there's a "good reason" for all the other bullshit people believe. Online forum poll is all the evidence needed. Well done.
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>>17268498
>Aries
Aries with Scorpio ascendant. It feels very cool.
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>>17266017
Vedic astrology Pisces Moon here.
Anyone else got a cool moonsign? ^_^
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>>17272778
The denial and butthurt is so real.

Love that argument by analogy.

Eysenck tried to disprove astrology and the information he gathered converted him. Yet you think geminis being so hated is some kind of silly bias that comes from nowhere. Lol.

Done with you denial girl. You are a girl right.
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>>17272788
Why? Are you interested?
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and the star-crossed lovers were never heard from again.
bump
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>>17272801
I'd never be interested in a gemini. Especially one that uses apple products.
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I think it's time for Jacob to go to sleep, aha! :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Rp1ZXT_Lxw
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Herrrrrrrrrre's Jacob!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViN6GX0sYpg
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I'm a Gemini. I don't know too much about my sign. Currently got myself a wonderful Libra woman. The only stereotype I'm aware of with my sign is being good with my words - and I'm often told I am.
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Taurus with Gemini ascending. Digging the comfy nature of being a taurus, but not being completely an idiot. Just occasionally an manipulative asshole.
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Hating the Gemini. The thread.
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My wife and I are both pisces and we have been together for 18 yrs(married)
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>>17272325
>>17272413
Holy fuck the deceptions just won't stop.
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>>17273611
Don't you ever sleep?
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>>17273614
I just woke up fag
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Was Hitler a Gemini?
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I'm a sagittarius sun and moon, but with a capricorn ascendant, so I'm cold but warm?
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>>17273702
No that just means you have a propensity to fuck goats.
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If I'm a female Gemini and I'm dating a male Taurus how likely is our relationship to crash and burn?
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>>17273817
>how likely is our relationship to crash and burn?
>I'm a Gemini
It already has and you're just lying to yourself
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>>17270097
hey can you tell me a bit more about virgo moon?
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can someone help me understand my birth chart
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What's with all the Gemini hate mane. I'm not one for astrology but I think it's cool to wonder. But Jesus, what's with the hate boner guys? I'm a nice person with good trustworthy friends and a positive demeanor, I understand I can be self acting at times but aren't we all? Is Gemini hate a meme on this board??
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I'm a female leo pining after a male pisces.
D-do you pisces males like us?
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>>17273887
>I just can't stop with the lies: the post
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>>17273944
No you'll make him cry because Pisces male are usually pussies while Leo females are stronk and brash.
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>>17273950
It's true bro when I sucked his pee pee he made little girl sounds.
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>>17273952
Gemini pls go
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>>17266017
My venus is in gemini and it makes me really flirty and social and sometimes slutty and unfaithful.
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>go into thread expecting actual astrological discussion
>buncha retards talking about how "their sign"(sun sign) is the best
>realise the jokes on me for expecting anything more
Feels good man
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>>17273576
Well somebody needs to raise awareness of the gemini question
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Aquarius is the leader of the zodiac, its been confirmed as the only non pleb tier sign, the rest are certified trash my friends
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>>17274026
Shut up, attention whore
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Cancer here. July 21st I love all signs and you guys have to understand just because someone is a certain sun sign does not mean they will act a certain way? They have different signs in different planets?

So let me start I have a Sag Moon, Capricorn Rising, Mercury and Jupiter in Leo, Venus and Mars in Virgo.

I adore any Fire or Air sun signs with a lot of Water or Earth. I love Water or Earth sun signs with air and fire in their charts.

Remember it all depends on the different aspects in their charts.
Let me start.
I have great friends that are Capricorn. Very attracted to the females. They are goofy and weird. Care a lot.
They can get butthurt and pissed. Can be boring but if you make them comfortable they will do anything.

Aquarius- Get a long great. Always great conversations and a lot fun. Love how weird they are.
Men are laid back and very intriguing. Funny and great comedy.
Women can complain but are usually calm. Love how intellectual they are. Think sexy librarian type. The women are gorgeous. Always attracted to them.

Pisces can be fun. I hate that I have to be shallow with them. I like intense passionate conversations. They seem extremely shy. It's okay. But we get a long great. There is an instant click. I love their imagination and care.
I dislike when they seem withdrawn. I know what they are doing. They love to be mysterious and will never admit it. Can be stubborn.

Men- Super shy and quiet. Has mood swings. Will do anything for you. Great friends and loyal. Do not hurt them. They are sensitive. Communicate with them. Show them emotions.

Women- Beautiful big watery eyes. Its like an ocean of mystery. Very gorgeous. They are very sensitive. I always feel protective around Pisces. I want to make sure they matter and are not mats.
Instant connection with them. Both joke around and very laid back manner. Very Sexy sign.
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>>17274271
Cancer, July 8.

I don't know what the fuck you are on about that moon and shit, but I can vouch for the capricorn and aquarius bit.
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>>17274271
Aries are a lot of fun. They are always energetic and up for a crazy time. I love their never die attitude. They will fight till the end. They are hard workers. Very intense. But they are a 4 year old child sometimes. Get super pissed and yell. Stubborn.

Aries Male- Always down for fun. Great party friends. Will be there for you. Give them attention and make sure they are number 1.
Stubborn and can have narcissistic traits.
Women are fun and great in bed. They think they can get away with things but they do not process well. A lot fun. You can party with them all night. Will help you with anything you need. Never insult them. Make sure that they get all the attention they need.

Taurus are such sweet souls. So mushy and goddamn are they funny. You can never stop laughing with them. If you love food man can you eat with them. Their anger is cute.
I hate that they can be stubborn. Its fun to be always right with some of my friends when I warn them. Experience is their best teacher.

Men- Great friends and great hearts. Very romantic and can be hypocrites. Very sweet. Goofy.
Women- Gorgeous gals. Scintillating earthy eyes. Very great firm body. Fun, Romantic, and Loving.
They can be stubborn. They have to logically process things sometimes.

Gemini- Now their name should be Funrgy. Man I this sign is hilarious. They just babble and keep on moving. Its nuts to see them go. They never hold secrets and are crazy in a good way. They are great for anything that involves adventure. I would go to the moon with this sign. They would make that shit fun.

Men- Can have big egos. But love to explore and find new avenues in life. Creativity helps them a lot. It keeps them pushing things forward. Do not anger them. Just let them be.

Women- Gorgeous beautiful faces. Great smiles. Super fun. Talk a lot. Great communicators. They need a partner that will allow them to be free. I cannot believe I broke a Geminis heart. Let them be free and encompassing.
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>>17274295
Moon is the how you feel inside. The inner depth of yourself. Sun is how people see you.
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I'm a gemini, ascendant and moon piscis, and the most contradictory person, how can i archieve some consistence
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>>17274314
Cancer- We cancers need to understand. Not everything is emotions. Yes they are great but not for everyone. Some people are very analytical and process things logically. Keep your emotions down. Analyze ask how that persons thinks not how they feel. You already have your intuition. Trust it. Never doubt yourself. You already are very aware of your environment. We can be too sensitive. Do not believe we are the good hearted folks. We can be nasty. We can find your weakness and wait till you are down to hurt you.
Let us be. Passion burns deep.

Men- Loony and Intelligent. Keeps moving forward. Very calculated. High Sexual Drive. Very romantic. Can be manipulative. Can dig beneath the Surface. Think of Chivalry we are the definition of it. Thinking over Feeling will help. Sensitivity issues. Feel but do not embrace.

Women- Big Intense Eyes. Love their caring nature and sexual vibes. Will give the world to you or will take it away from you. Very sensitive but smart. Great with money. Always a good laugh. Not everything is about you haha.

Leo - Become their friend and they will do anything for you. Sweet souls. One of my favorite signs. I love artistic they are. Always down for a great time. Do not hurt them they will get you.

Men- Roller Coaster ride. Do not piss them off. Oh boy. Care a lot and great friends. Let them lead. Give them emotional support they enjoy it.

Women- Divas. Love every second of it. Tough yet Sexy. High Sexual Drives. Will protect you and make you smile. Know how to get things done. Intelligent. Need to humble themselves.

Virgo- They are always analyzing and gathering information. Acute and sensible. Calm yet there are a lot of gears spinning.

Men- Calm and are great at giving advice. Can be stubborn. Do not let them fool you they are down for fun if they are close to you.

Women- One of the best looking signs. They have a little sexiness too them. Cute faces. Down low they are freaks do not tell them that. Care a lot.
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>>17269763
As a Cancer myself,I can attest we do wear our hearts on our sleeves. Lucky for me though my moon is in Capricorn,so I'm pretty good at controlling my emotions. So while I might be a cry baby bitch,I usually hide it well and don't bother others with my emotional bullshit.
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>>17274358
Libra- Beauty sure as hell is their forte. Very good at picking things that have great aesthetic. Logical
and laid back.
They need to learn to care about others and show emotions. Its hard but just like the cancer emotions really will help them. It balances them. They are the scale. Well great with logic terrible with emotions.

Men- Handsome and knows how to convince people. Has an aura of elegance.
Do not be flaky. People matter. Know they are not their just for your means to an end. Develop emotions for them.
Women- Mona Lisas. Artistic perfectionists. Always astute and great angled faces. Pretty eyes. Analyze do not talk as much. Very fun. Think classy parties with wine medieval century. Know how to get what they want.

Scorpios- My favorite sign.
They are beautiful souls. Think of the Beast in beauty and the beast. Very misunderstood. They care a lot but man they hurt easily. Cancers and Pisces think they hurt well they feel it physically. They can learn to process logically. Very sexy and alluring. Intense sexual vibes. Need to learn just to be and let go.

Men- Great friends and want the romantic relationships but are afraid of being hurt. Very manipulative. Do not hurt them they will go to war till you are nothing. Rather always communicate with them.

Women- Sexy and to die for. Think of Femme Fatale and you have it. Those eyes that pierce the veils of your soul. Care a lot and very intense. They are precious. Sweet yet Dangerous. Will blow your mind in bed. I am gonna marry one hahaha

Sag
Them and Geminis if you were at a party you would be all sorts of fucked up and loving it. Think of the drug cocaine. A lot of fun but man can it be dangerous. Great convos with them.

Men- Players to the bone. Need a women who will take them on an adventure. Keep them engaged. Always bring up great discussions. Party animals.

Women- Fun yet shy. There is a ball of fun inside of her. Embrace it. They are very pretty. Just communicate with them.
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>>17274397
Meditation helped me a lot.
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>>17274318
>tfw cancer sun and saggitarius moon
wat das is meen
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>>17274339
>and the most contradictory person
you mean a person who can't stop lying
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>>17274482
yes and no. I can have two opposite point of view at the same time, and sometimes i don't even know if the things i am feeling are even mine. :/
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>>17274515
>being such a liar that he doesn't know if he himself is telling the truth or not
Geminis
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What do you guys think about Aquarians? I'm one and personally they're my favorite sign, but I'm biased
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>>17274515
It's called being human, kid. It's pretty normal actually have two or three points of view on some situation, life is not only white or black. And of course we are never in total control of all our feelings. You're normal and fine, don't listen this fucking faggy fish >>17274525 he wants to drag you down into his faggy fishiness.
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>>17274532
>it is human to lie so much you can't keep track of what is truth and what is lies
when will the deception end
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>>17274532
Why are so many people like that? It sucks.
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>>17274534
What is actually "a lie"? I mean if "the truth" is kinda overrated and boring, well, it's fine to fabricate your own truth. Most people actually do that, or do you actually believe everything that your mommy told you when you were a child?

>>17274540
Because they are sad angry people.
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>>17274540
there are plenty of geminis.

>>17274546
>the truth is overrated and boring
>it's fine to fabricate your own truth
Geminis ladies and gentlemen
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>>17274532
am i a faggy fish aaaand a fucking liar?
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>>17272370
Libras are shallow, petty deceitful dramatic. Not the smartest, only surface level smart. Unless you count Barbie stealing her daddies credit card as "smart."
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>>17274551
Yeah because the fish are the epitome of truth and loyalty.

>>17274555
Again, gemini is not a liar, we are just creative.
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And the hate for Gemini is real. My friend and I recently got really fucked over by Gemini for no reason. He kept of lying about everything. They've really been fucking up lately.
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Best sign: cancer

Worst sign: aquarius
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>>17274563
>gemini outed as lying fucks
>NUH UH PISCES ARE THE LYING-EREST BECAUSE FEESH
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>>17274314
>Women are fun and great in bed. They think they can get away with things but they do not process well. A lot fun. You can party with them all night. Will help you with anything you need. Never insult them. Make sure that they get all the attention they need
>mfw this is all true
>mfw libra ascendant/all of the water in my chart lets me get away with SO MUCH
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You know who else was a Gemini?

John F. Kennedy

And we all knew what happened to him, right?

That's right he fucked Marilyn Monroe
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>>17274580
literally no one likes cancers
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>>17274596
I never said that, I just said that pisces is also a bit of a liar and I also stated before that lying is just a matter of perspective. It's not my fault if your brain is so tiny that you can understand.

>>17274603
Yeah, Monroe was a Gemini too... and she fucked J.F.K.
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>>17274580
Ha ha oh wow. Cancer are idiots. Aquarius are idiots too though I'm the only Aquarius I like.
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>>17274314
>Women are fun and great in bed. They think they can get away with things but they do not process well. A lot fun. You can party with them all night. Will help you with anything you need. Never insult them. Make sure that they get all the attention they need.
>aries
With my expansive experience on aries women (one), they are fun and great in bed for the first five minutes before they cum and will expect you to do the rest. Fuck that.
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>>17274605
*Can't
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>>17274605
>Yeah, Monroe was a Gemini too... and she fucked J.F.K.
2deep
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>>17274605
>lying is just a matter of perspective
>it's true because I said so
>trust me I'm a Gemini
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>>17274630
God, you're boring.
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>>17270071
>tfw I lost my Taurus girlfriend for an Aries
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>>17272370
we are so good at everything that we can't decide wht to do.
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>>17272370
>Pretentious
>Cheaters
>Doesn't actually care about others feelings
>Consistently talking about how amazing they are
>Not intelligent where it matters
>Libras
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23 m gem
gimme readng
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>>17274634
At least I'm not a liar
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do any of you actually believe this?
it seems like you are all obsessed with your pose.
can you prove anything?
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>>17274679
Whens your birthday?
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>>17272370
it's better to have it as rising sign
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alright so I'm a Sagittarius, apparently my compatible sign is Aries but why the fuck are they so uptight? Seriously it's like they always got a stick up their ass and they always make smart ass comments. Kind of unattractive, rage of the ram I guess?
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>>17274604
Oh come on. We're not bad.
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>>17274635
I love Taurus people, they're so chill and I never seen one ever get angry or anything. From what I've seen
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What the fuck does this mean?
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>>17274718
Your natal chart, what's your question
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>>17274721
I have no idea what it all means tho
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>>17274722
https://alabe.com/freechart/

Studies your natal chart and tells all about u
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>>17274602
Hello Aries Queen. Haha keep on fluttering and skipping away. I bet you in real life when you get attention you have this gleam like yup I am the shit I know do not have to say it.
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>>17266017
Being a Scorpio rising sucks or is it just me? Every time I meet someone they're uncomfortable or intimidated. I'm not even scary and probably the least intimidating, my eyes are dark asf tho so maybe that's why? I'm pretty laid back
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>>17274728
They sense your energy. I usually tell anyone with Scorpio is they might be able to pick beneath what they see. Soothe them.
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>>17266017
I need to point out that those two fish are suckin each others dicks. (and that Gemini are liers are masturbators)
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>>17274704
They can be moody.
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I'm a gemini. I'm also an INTJ. And I'm a psychopath. I don't see anything wrong with me -- you hate us because you ain't us
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>>17274740
Hahaha you want to go on an adventure?
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I had a Taurus girlfriend -- they're the most stubborn people I know. And when they get upset, they scream at the top of their lungs and throw a tantrum until they get what they want. Good riddance to Taurus, holy shit
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Pisces winner here, how do I get to the next level in life? I know what I'm good at, how can I use it? What do you see next for me?
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>>17274726
basically, you have a great day anon
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>>17274740
>psychopath
>Gemini
Nothing wrong with you, you're just a Gemini
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>>17274762
You too enjoy.
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New thread

>>17274839

>>17274839

>>17274839
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>>17274751
Fellow pisces here. I don't know your situation but one thing I will say as a general rule for pisces is don't be so unselfish and giving that you bend over for people and miss out on your lot in life. It took me a while to learn it was okay to stand up for myself.

Also, try not to be led astray by people you form emotional bonds with. Pisces can often be blinded by emotion and not see where the road they're going is leading
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hello, this is my birth chart. I generated it on some website but it didn't include any sort of interpretation. I have no idea how to read this. could somebody possibly help me please? thank you.
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>>17276645
what the fuck image. never mind I suppose. disregard this.
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