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Hello /x/,
I have experienced a very strange thing today, this is not who I usually am.
It was about four in the afternoon and was looking around at the local wet market wearing my office clothes. I was busy looking around while walking when suddenly someone tried to mug me on knife point from upfront. Before he was able to position his knife and grab me close, I suddenly pulled his right arm with my right and punched him straight in the nose with my left as his body got close after I pulled his arm. Then I held his right arm with both of my hands and turned my body near 360, like the turn you do when dancing where you go underneath his arm, until I heard his bones crack.
And It all happened in the span of seconds. It was so unusual of me, I am just 5'4" short and it just couldn't be adrenaline. I never took any combat classes or even self defense. It felt so quick and swift that it only had me sweating when I came to realize what I just did.
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You're a mutant m8
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>>17246113
Maybe you where some martial arts ninja über warrior in a earlier life.
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>Roll natural 20
>Confirm crit.
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>>17246113
You're the same height as me. That's probably the spookiest thing I've seen on /x/ in a long time.
Shit.
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>>17246198
Small creatures get +1 to hit.
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there are two sides to fight or flight and you chose the more useful one
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OP here
>>17246198
Yeah it spooped the heck outta me
>>17246237
I might have overdone it, felt the trigger
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You are a secret agent.
Did somebody speak weird to you? they might have activated you
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>>17246113
viceroy bravo victory fennel aloha craigslist buckeye regular
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>>17246182
yours..... we'll go with yours
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I think you probably dreamed it. Nobody can kick ass. Least of all a little person.
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>>17246113
i remember this film
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>>17246113
If this did actually happen then you can thank your ancestors for giving you good combat genes
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>>17246113
>I suddenly pulled his right arm with my right and punched him straight in the nose with my left as his body got close after I pulled his arm
This is physically impossible
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>>17246113
>5'4
rise of the manlet
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>>17246113
Nice S.
You're mind is probably really opened cause you can do that thing.
Don't feel some hungry for something situation like this?
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