I sexually Identify as a Skeleton. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of spooking and rattling my bones. People say to me that a person being a Skeleton is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon remove my flesh, and organs From now on I want you guys to call me "Mr Bones" and respect my right to Spook and rattle needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a Skeliphobe and need to check your flesh privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
>be me >see my future occasionaly >can't control it >can't find help on books or other ways of research >post frequently on /x/ >no one believes me because they think every clairvoyant can see the future of everyone and everything, almost omniscient >get frustrated >post gt hoping someone understands me
>be not born yet >Due any second >Mom eating at sizzler when grey frizzy haired with lady with whited out eyes walks up >He will be born on the next full moon >Shes like fuck that hes due today or tommorow >2 weeks pass >Full moon night >Labor >I pop out >fast forward to now >look up natal chart >Was born at exact time when 0.000 degrees sun to moon >The exact moment when moon was fullest >Witch lady was right.
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