Let's get a good /x greentext thread going

I sexually Identify as a Skeleton. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of spooking and rattling my bones. People say to me that a person being a Skeleton is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon remove my flesh, and organs From now on I want you guys to call me "Mr Bones" and respect my right to Spook and rattle needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a Skeliphobe and need to check your flesh privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Anonymous 2016-01-18 19:19:07 Post No.17237684
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>be me
>see my future occasionaly
>can't control it
>can't find help on books or other ways of research
>post frequently on /x/
>no one believes me because they think every clairvoyant can see the future of everyone and everything, almost omniscient
>get frustrated
>post gt hoping someone understands me

Anonymous 2016-01-18 20:34:01 Post No.17237898
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>>17237684
>be you
>experience deja vu
>believe that you can see into the future

Anonymous 2016-01-18 23:14:28 Post No.17238511
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>>17233474

>be not born yet
>Due any second
>Mom eating at sizzler when grey frizzy haired with lady with whited out eyes walks up
>He will be born on the next full moon
>Shes like fuck that hes due today or tommorow
>2 weeks pass
>Full moon night
>Labor
>I pop out
>fast forward to now
>look up natal chart
>Was born at exact time when 0.000 degrees sun to moon
>The exact moment when moon was fullest
>Witch lady was right.

2spoopy4me

Anonymous 2016-01-18 23:17:15 Post No.17238524
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>>17237653
hippy

Anonymous 2016-01-18 23:20:23 Post No.17238534
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>>17238511

That witch lady forsaw u getting dubs too

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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/