Hey /x/. I recentley have been having strange encounters with ghosts. The thing is, I always hear sexual moans and "OOOAUGH. OOOOOOOOOOOOH YEAH" from my room. I live alone in a de-attached house, by the way, so it can't be anyone else.
This continued to happen, with the noises just randomly happening until one day I wake up, the noises are going on and there's this guy wanking. I'm calling him The Wanky Ghost. He doesn't even notice me and I phase right through him.
He blows his load and then he's gone.
What do?
try suicide
>>17232073
this
>>17232057
have you tried helping it?
like giving it some visual encouragement?
if it doesnt work, try earplugs.