Friends sister is possessed

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Friends sister is possessed 2016-01-16 05:07:10 Post No. 17225043
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Friends sister is possessed Anonymous 2016-01-16 05:07:10 Post No. 17225043 [Report]

Hey /x/. Myself, and 4 people are sleeping over tonight at one of the friends houses.

His sister has been singing in her sleep and she keeps knocking on our door as loud as possible. whenever we figure out what tune it is she changes it. She keeps humming funeral songs though.

We can't leave because she's against the door. We can see her under it. We are all pretty shaken. Help?

Anonymous 2016-01-16 05:08:49 Post No.17225047
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Anonymous 2016-01-16 05:08:49 Post No.17225047 [Report]

Are you all a bunch of pussies or something? Bonk her out with a vase if she's actually gone insane, otherwise send her back to bed and stop being a bunch of fucking weirdos.

Anonymous 2016-01-16 05:14:46 Post No.17225074
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Anonymous 2016-01-16 05:14:46 Post No.17225074 [Report]

maybe she's horny

Anonymous 2016-01-16 05:16:58 Post No.17225087
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Anonymous 2016-01-16 05:16:58 Post No.17225087 [Report]

>>17225043
record it and upload it to vocaroo

Anonymous 2016-01-16 05:18:04 Post No.17225095
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Anonymous 2016-01-16 05:18:04 Post No.17225095 [Report]

>>17225043
It's just hormones.

Anonymous 2016-01-16 05:20:55 Post No.17225117
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Anonymous 2016-01-16 05:20:55 Post No.17225117 [Report]

>>17225043
looks like that door opens in towards you, not out towards her. open the fucking door and let the bitch fall to the floor. then fuck her mouth.

Anonymous 2016-01-16 05:24:02 Post No.17225138
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Anonymous 2016-01-16 05:24:02 Post No.17225138 [Report]

>>17225043
A possession can only go away if she is a 7/10 or higher and you have to have sex. Cumming in her mouth will scare the demon because demons don't like oral. ALSO CONDUMS ENCOURAGES THE DEMON TO STAY.

Anonymous 2016-01-16 05:27:27 Post No.17225157
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Anonymous 2016-01-16 05:27:27 Post No.17225157 [Report]

>>17225074
This. Try penetrating the door and then show her Justin Bieber music vids

Anonymous 2016-01-16 05:49:25 Post No.17225287
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Anonymous 2016-01-16 05:49:25 Post No.17225287 [Report]

>>17225043

Vocaroo it

Anonymous 2016-01-16 06:25:36 Post No.17225497
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Anonymous 2016-01-16 06:25:36 Post No.17225497 [Report]

>>17225043
Get a cross, and say with very strong tone,
By the power of Jesus Christ and in the name of Jesus Christ I command you to leave now!"

Also, look up the St. Michael prayer on-line and pray it out loud so she can hear and ask St. Michael to protect you and to fight the demon.

Demons have to listen to Jesus Christ. Fact.

Anonymous 2016-01-16 06:28:58 Post No.17225521
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Anonymous 2016-01-16 06:28:58 Post No.17225521 [Report]

>>17225043
just don't open the door?

Anonymous 2016-01-16 06:29:25 Post No.17225523
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Anonymous 2016-01-16 06:29:25 Post No.17225523 [Report]

>>17225521
But where will they poop and get food

Anonymous 2016-01-16 06:32:44 Post No.17225547
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Anonymous 2016-01-16 06:32:44 Post No.17225547 [Report]

>>17225523
well in the scary movies the demon always dies or goes away at the end so they just have to wait like 2 hours for the movie to end.

Anonymous 2016-01-16 19:23:21 Post No.17227790
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Anonymous 2016-01-16 19:23:21 Post No.17227790 [Report]

>>17225497
2edgy4meh

Anonymous 2016-01-16 19:28:45 Post No.17227812
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Anonymous 2016-01-16 19:28:45 Post No.17227812 [Report]

>>17225547
They could just eat the poo poo

Anonymous 2016-01-16 19:30:01 Post No.17227817
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Anonymous 2016-01-16 19:30:01 Post No.17227817 [Report]

>>17225043
>friend's sister wants the D
>thinks it's ghosts

never change /x/

Anonymous 2016-01-16 19:33:36 Post No.17227830
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Anonymous 2016-01-16 19:33:36 Post No.17227830 [Report]

your carpet looks filthy

Anonymous 2016-01-17 02:23:55 Post No.17229437
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Anonymous 2016-01-17 02:23:55 Post No.17229437 [Report]

>>17225043
start by cleaning your filthy house

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