Hi. So my family wants me to go through Exorcism because of my occult interest. They think I'm possessed. They have already arranged it and I said its OK. A catholic priest is coming next month from another country to purify me. What am I up against to?
The exorcism will be a lot of smoke and mirrors if you are not truly possessed. Don't feed into the shit they will surround you with. You might feel like you are being exorcised possibly due to the situation they will place around you. Shit is so fake
You're up against someone who's as retarded and superstitious as you, except they actually have tied that superstition to their identity and use it to validate their existence and profession.
Just play along and say amen at the end. Keep the witch stuff in private like a normal 50 year-old cat lady.
Dont wait for it to work because it moght work even though you arent possesed. The intensity of the situation, autosuggestion and a sort of trance state he will induce might make all weird shit happen to you. Its sort of like hypnosis
lol why would you agree to something like this if you don't think you're possessed?
my guess: You need attention
that's why you delve into the occult is to piss off your religious family, and it's got to the point now where you're causing them grief and now on some special day you get to be the center of attention.
Thanks millennials, thanks a lot
Watch The Exorcism, the original.. not that new shit, watch it a couple times until you have some favorite lines memorized.. Then use that to fuck with them. That's just what i'd do. Fuck, even queue the music when the priest gets there.
>Catholic priest from some third world shit country vs. a basement dweller who got caught trying to summon his wiafu
>It's like a fight to see which type of Autism will defeat the other
They will say someshit that will provoke an answer. You should answer rationally. Fuck the kek's.
Just don't hit him back and don't do any sudden movements.
Keep calm,you're not possessed you just a faggot who tried to summon Boku No Pico.
it doesn't matter how religious your family is. exorcisms aren't done by the catholic church for reasons like that. this is totally made up OR your family is lying about who's going to be performing it OR your family is being lied to about who's going to be performing it. i wouldn't participate if i were you.
but looks like you're fishing for information so you can convincingly lie about this so i'm not gonna help you out beyond what i already said.
Catholic here, OP is either lying or his family is lying to him/being lied to.
The fact of the matter is that the Church is very keen on getting these things right, mostly because exorcisms for minor things that can easily be disproven as demonic possession only hurt the reputation of actual exorcism as a necessary ritual to dispel demonic possession.
In many cases you'd find Priests more keen on sending you to a psychologist to make sure you don't just have Schizophrenia than an exorcist.
The fact they have to call in one from another country is also odd, as their reasonably should be one in your own country if it has anything even close to a significant Catholic Presence.
To all you western folks who dont believe in exorxism, that thing exist and its very much present to this day in christian countriey in Europe too. And im not talking some shitholes. It exist in modern countries like france and germany.
Not all priests can perform exorcism. They have to go through "special training", which is held only in Vatican if Im correct. Im not exactly sure about the last part, but the rest I can confirm
Sauce: I know a priest who does exorcisem. I speaked with him and he said he did it just a couple of times so far, but yet again he isnt that old
Most recently he should perform it on a girl (14y old) but couldnt since she got locked up in the mental institution and since hes a priest he got no acces to her.
Long story short.
>That girl went to religious classes and heard stuff about exorcism.
>this is interesting.jpg
>decides to go to a open seminar
>after that shit gets weird
>cant fall asleep for long hours even if tired
>when she finnaly does, she looses her conciousness and gets a seziure
>stops breathing, foam out of mouth
>went to hospital, docs cant find out whats wrong
>her mom does reaserch and finds out about her interest in exorcism
>contacs the priest, he says she might got possesed on the seminar
>cant really tell since the priest cant get to the girl
>girl is locked up in the mental institution, with drugs so good she probably doesnt even know she lives
>at least she has less seziures.
Sauce: i know that girl, her family and the priest.
I was all wtf.wmv, since i thought that was all some medival bs. But apparently there is still quite a lot of priests who perform the ritual.
And also this. There was also a guy who started claiming he can see Virgin Mary or Jesus or whatever. They called the priest and he just sent him to the mental institution.
Believe it or not but the Church doesnt like to fuck around with some shizos and madmen.