What do you guys make of it? I'm very interested and this

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>>17216601

>>17216601
Is that a horn?

looks like a canine tooth

>>17216618
Sorry forgot to post context:
>So it's 12:26 AM here. I live out in the country a bit. My closest neighbor is almost a mile away. My girlfriend is on a business trip for the next week, so it's just me and the cat. About 2 hours ago I started hearing a really high pitched noise. Like a noise you can just barely hear when you sit and listen really hard. It almost has a vibration to it though. I heard this faint scraping sound on the front door about 20 minutes after the noise started. I loaded my rifle and went downstairs to see what's going on. I turned the light on and opened the door. There's no damage or scratches in the door, and as far as I can tell it looks normal. The only thing I found was a tooth and a 2 GB SD card. Can someone please verify that it's not a human tooth? It's kinda worrying me. I put the SD card in my laptop and opened it. There was a text file that said "You do not know me, but I know you". I closed the window and started looking for pictures of human teeth to compare. I opened the card again and the text file was gone. I took it out of the laptop and put it back in again. It shows up under disk management but nowhere else. The noise hasn't stopped. I tried recording it but when I listen with headphones it's nothing. I have a gun and the cat is in my room. All of the doors and windows are locked. Can someone with medical/dental experience please please please tell me that's not a human tooth. It really looks like one.

Check it out on the cross-board.

>>17216625
>>17216618
And now:
>OP here. i heard a sound in my living room and when i got down there to check, there was a fucking bastard in black knocking on my window, he left when he saw me going down the stairs. I locked myself in the bedroom, what do i do /b/ it's really a fucking psycho waiting to kill me

>>17216634
Ask him if he is willing to mate. What your girlfriend doesn't know wont hurt her.

>>17216645
>OP here.

>Little update:

>Cat went downstairs like a fucking idiot.
Heard a muffled thumping sound, then nothing. Dead silence.

>Been waiting almost 10 minutes in bedroom.
Trying to listen to noises.
I swear I can hear someone breathing heavily downstairs.
Maybe I'm just going crazy.
Must be the adrenalin.

>Anyway I'm going downstairs to check out what that stupid cat is doing.

>>17216634
>not just calling the cops

Well, he's either an idiot or lying. Or both.

I think that's a dog tooth, but I'm sure.

>>17216657

*I'm NOT sure.

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>>1721660
FICKI FICKI FICKI

>>17216657
Some comparisons with weirdo anons that kept their extracted teeth shows that it may actually be a human tooth. When he opened the SD card there was a file inside that said "You do not know me, but I know you". The file won't appear again and won't even show up on the PC.

And the thread appears to be fucking derailed now.

>>17216653
Give the man a peace offering. Cut off a lock of your hair and dip it in your finest Dasani bottled water. Wrap the hair with a colorful rubber band and toss it down there.

>>17216668

Didn't know that roots go that deep. I am surprised.

I don't believe that about the text file unless the idiot opened the file and didn't bother to actually look if it was a .txt file and he actually opened a .exe which is now virusing the shit out of his computer.

Which would explain the "You don't know me, but I know you" thing. It's probably spyware which is now datamining his computer, thus the propagator of the virus now "knows" him. The tooth was probably just a way to freak him out enough to make the terrible decision of putting a stranger's SD card into your computer and then opening an exe file without thinking it through more.

>>17216711
Yeah there's the possibility that it's nothing. Then again, OP stopped replying altogether after this post >>17216653 which is actually a bit scary.

>>17216721

Probably because he's calling the vet for his cat who just hurt himself doing some stupid cat thing. And, him being the terrible pet owner he is just spent like the past hour listening to his pained breathing but didn't actually go to check on the poor animal.

>>17216601
It's a tooth and an SD card, and this isn't /b/.

triple fail.

>>17216629
>>17216741
Did you read any portion of this thread at all before posting?

>>17216757
I didn't know I was forced to read anything.

How rude. I am simply answering the OPs question.

>>17216601
Hey /b/ro I was there too but original OP is probly kill

>>17216760

How did you know there was a question if you didn't read?

>>17216760
Sorry if I can off as rude at any point. That was not my intention. Also, how did you get your trip to say BuddhaV9os?

>>17216769
Yeah. Hope another thread comes up soon. It was the only good thread up.

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annnddddddd its gone

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>>17216779
>Also, how did you get your trip to say BuddhaV9os

Once you become a gifted wizard you will be able to do complex mathematics and solve the tripcode algorithm

>>17216786
Thanks for the pointing me in the right direction.

>>17216786
He's from /b/ it's 50% anon 50% cancer

>>17216798
I'm not "from" /b/. That's not my main board. I was there for a bit and I found that thread very interesting and I thought you guys would like it. From what I have seen however, I would say that /b/ is well over 50% cancer.

>>17216629
Of course it's not a human tooth, haven't you seen a human before

>>17216807
Don't worry. I'm not even from this site, although I've been here for more than 10 years.

>>17216606
so that's where my tooth went.. I'm calling the cops on you!!
You better run buddy

>>17216601
And you're neither a dentist nor a computer programmer. This story just gets better and better.

>>17216825
Cool. Nice talking to you.

It's clearly either a canine or incisor

>>17217126
Dentist here, It's a human canine.

>Sees stranger at the door and doesn't call cops after all this SD card and tooth bullshit.
>DOESN'T CALL COPS
>Upstairs in bedroom where he can make sure he instantly kills whoever comes in.
>Still scared.

The fuck is up with these beta cunts has to be fake, no one is this retarded.

>>17216686
what the fuck lol

>>17217134
fuck off tripfag

>>17217319
No. Learn to make quality posts.

>>17217134
A dogman!?

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>>17216629
>uh there was this SD card on my step!
>y-yeah it's small and I didn't know to look for it
>but I spotted it in the dark! I'm just really observant I guess haha
>yeah well then I plugged it in
>there was a sp00py text file
>so I read it and closed it
>a-and then when I tried to find it again, it was gone!
>h-honest guys it's like an auto-delete program or something
>it's r-really sp00py for reals guys I can't show proof b-but you should believe me!

Anybody know if the OP updated after he got pissed someone else was trying to be him?

>>17217319
This

>>17217574
OP
>"I turned the light on and opened the door."
>"I searched around for whatever was making the noise because it spooped me."
>"Found an SD card and tooth in my thorough search of the well lit porch."
YOU
>there's no way he could see an SD card on his porch in the dark, obviously full of shit

I'm not saying anything spooky is going on, but the thing you chose to attack about his story was retarded and just plain wrong.

op shoulda manned the fuck up, start blasting soviet war music (or german or anything really lets not be limited here) and defend his homeland from the fucker in black he saw

that is if he has speakers, if not then he should use his phone's speaker, if not that the. Just scream the war cries. then that psycho will know the terror that is the pride a true american coded have.

after all, he does have a gun, and psycho guy didn't do anything to fight back when he saw him but instead ran off

>>17218683
OP:
>There's no damage or scratches in the door, and as far as I can tell it looks normal. The only thing I found was a tooth and a 2 GB SD card.
>I looked at the door, it seemed normal
YOU
>he searched all over his porch
>he found the SD card by carefully searching his entire porch :^)
>sure, he only said he looked at the door, but I know he actually looked all over his porch

So are you the OP or something?

>>17218711
note I'm no commie or anything but hey it's energetic. also, 'pride an american could have*' made some typos