Born the 24 Oct, the primordial scorpio.
Feeling excited, good night awaits.
How are you dear brother?
I mean look, I've had some good friends and my last girlfriend be scorpios and they've been cool to me for the most part, but then they let that other side of them be shown and you know under that cool fake facade there's just a whirlpool of anger, hatred, jealousy and other venemous shit and I kinda hate them for it. It's not their fault I guess though
not hating but scorpio is the most condescending zodiac sign. its like those people in /x/ who have blue eyes and think they got alien blood in them and if you are scorpio with blue eyes and you go on /x/ then you are the biggest faggot in town
I have the taurus sun and scorpio rising. How fucked up am I?
Wanna get fugged by a scorpio
I'm a cancer. Apparently we're caring or some crap. I think those things where someone's zodiac can show their personality are complete bull. Then again I'm not superstitious.
One thing i saw was talking about sex positions for the symbols. Cancer was some position that was face to face, something about "caring embrace".
I'm a huge butt man to the point I call boob men degenerates. That article gave me a good laugh I must say.
Sometime we just cry. Being pisces is suffering.
Suck it up private pisces. You're making us all look like faggots...it might...it might just make me cry...*sobs like a bitch and leans on your shoulder* but no seriously we are in tune with hella shit and no one ever believes us until it's too late and everyone takes advantage of us. You get used to it though
Both are fixed signs of the same card just about. One goes with their own flow, when once disturbed, they will passively show signs that you will not rest easily at night (Scorpio, Water), one creates a draft, and if another comes in, it's like a bitter battle of the ego until they either dip out without reprieve, or search endlessly to have you pinned (Aquarius, Air).
Although I can't speak much about it all, being a fixed sign myself. We can be headstrong in character, our actions will eventually reflect that. But when it comes to habitually keeping the illusion of a blade against your spine, these two can do it. Albeit, Scorpio will show it eventually, but Aquarius will keep it hidden until you least expect it. Had my fair share with observing both as friends.
Then again, this whole zodiac shit is just a way to fit those you come across in a narcissistic belief system, where one may think they know another via
>what's your sign?
>what's your ascendant??
>how about your mooooooon???
>ohhhh, so you're a(n) [Insert Sign]
Dare to breathe around me with that jargon, and a swift dissonance you will have.
Yeah most people don't understand that the zodiac is complex af and that the sun sigh is just a part (though an important one) of your character...what's your sign anon? (no homo)
>tfw I'm a pisces and my girlfriend is scorpio
How fucked am I?
That was my last relationship. She'll probably fuck you like a succubus and never let you leave, or she'll fuck you like a succubus and kick your ass to the curb if she gets tired with you
This is what you have to think about when it comes to scorpios...what is a scorpio? I mean outside of astrology. its a tiny little creature, right? Not scary...But!!! The stinger can kill you. Remember that boys and girls...they might be small in size but if you are not paying attention...well...same goes for people with either sun in Scorpio, or heavy emphasis of Scorpio in their chart....tread lightly....
Make a guesstimate.
So essentially, Scorp women are just human embodiments of the Jezebel spirit. Just like the past few that threw themselves at me practically upon meeting me but obviously showing those attributes of a narcissistic whore of Babylon.
I mentioned being a fixed sign earlier, essentially not either of the two aforementioned. But enough teasing on the topic.
>I also have horns
>ok I'll stop being an asshole
>One of horn, April 21 I was born
>Quite the horny one, pun aside
dig, dig, dig, dig, dig....we have a winner ladies & gentlemen. So Pisces is the last sign of the Zodiac and because of that many believe (myself included) that it is the most psychic of all the signs. I firmly believe this leads them to abuse drugs or self medicate. To somehow balance the mundane with the spiritual. Its like you guys are straddling a fence between the real world that the other world.
Indeed they do, and they know how to flirt just the right amount without making it seem like they're there to possess your sweet somber booty.
>until you get in bed with them hoho
Earth signs in general take patience to really get close to learning about and from. It's how come no one really puts much initiative in taking time. They are too busy floating in the air, swimming around, or just plain burning in whatever area they are in. Thus, not grounding themselves.
Yeah just went there with elemental BULLshit but hey I gotta have fun seeming like I'm one of these pseudo-intellectuals on knowing people.
watch the red dwarf where he gets the space virus
it makes two versions of him, his self loathing and his self confidence
perfect analogy for pisces
You are unaware and have succumbed to your lust.
too many irons in the fire desu
My mom was 6-7 months pregnant when she gave birth to me... is my zodiac sign really mine? can i trust such thing?
very true, female pisces sign here that can confirm that. my only male pisces friend is very similar as well, he's now super addicted to crystal so there's that. very manic and depressed at the same time.
On Aquarius, I've dated a male Aquarius and boy was he the water to my fish. but we were both crazy and it went from paradise to hell very crazy. we burned out quick.
You aren't a true libra.
Most people in this thread do not know their true sign. They are unaware of the true zodiac.
They believe that they are the sign of the sun, and have fallen into luciferian sun worship.
I can't tell you because Gemini is directly related to the Illuminati.
Classic case of one of the new age hippies who has fallen for the Luciferian sun worship.
You are not a Scorpio. You are worshiping the sun.
I advise everyone in this thread to learn the TRUE zodiac and cease to brainwash yourselves.
Late to the party, but I'm down at the moment.
I caused a social rift i didn't mean to happen.
I didn't mean to. I was trying to be polite and ruined dinner.
I never mean to hurt people, but I'm stingy
We are the best sign though.
My birthday to. Any perks to the 11/11 dealio? Or is it just a fucking gnarly sequence to be born on
You are probably a sun worshiper. What month were you born?
not the same guy.....
isms are bad anyway
The day of birth is not the true sign.
The Month is not the true sign. He who follows the month is a worshiper of the sun.
yeah I get that....
the data can be easily extrapolated though.
Or are you just saying esoteric shit to be cool?
i was hoping you knew some shit.
Or do you just tell others they don't?
Watch it son.
there are others here.
I know what you mean. I'm gemini myself.
That attack was meant to symbolize the destruction of geminis, right? But why? Because they are intellectual and can use both hemispheres of the brain?
I know that I was always pretty sensible to symbolism etc... and noticed stuff others didn't notice, like a schaman. I started researching the illuminati when I was only 13 and I became pretty obsessed with them.
Please tell me more anon. What's my part in all of this?
Are the illuminati my enemies or friends because I'm a gemini. How do I evolve my gemini powers?
Has /x/ gone to shit THIS much?
Are there people who literally believe in fucking horoscopes on /x/ now?
Pisces > Leo > Scorpion >>>>>>> the rest
Scorpio also represents the 4th axiom, the water, and the ancient mystery of the snake transforming into eagle
Scorpio master race FTW
Scorpio is eh
Sagittarius is literally shit though. I should know, over half of my family, including my whore mom is one.
Leo's are literally the best thing ever, I get along with them 99% of the time.
I'm a Gemini.
but nobody on /x/ likes my sign so maybe I'm shit too.
Don't be, he can be tough to deal with sometimes. Our natural tendencies to butt heads coupled with our passionate natures can lead to some all out fights. We have gotten better but like the first couple of years were bad. He still has a tendency to try to tell me where to point my energy, and I tend to try to throw my weight around, which rarely works when dealing with a stinger.
You guys can tend to be hard for me to deal with. No offense but I don't get the duality thing. You never seem to be grounded enough to handle. It can be...annoying.
I'm really quiet for a Gemini, but everyone assumes on /x/ when I say I am I'm some talkative hyperactive cunt.
in reality I'm really quiet, and only talk extensively to people I think are interesting. most people I won't give more than two minuets to say something before deciding I don't want to deal with them.
I heard taurus has stamina, which i could use. I have cancer gf and sometimes i could go for hours, longest was 4 hours for me, but she cnt keep up and its a big drag on the relationship. Any truth behind the stam? Was also considering capricorn girls
No thanks, my scorps poison is far too sweet for this little bull to stray. I can wait.
I didn't assume hyper activity, ungrounded is different. I guess you could be called ... finicky in my book. If your not then your cool with me, but my general experience with the twins is that I can't keep up with them and the shifting mood/ideas ect.
First night I had sex, I had a marathon 12 hour sex session. we got a big box of condoms and ran out halfway through. My limit was his refractory period. Now I might just be really good at keeping up, and we did switch between monkey sex and slow love making, but the other taur people I talk to have the same thing. I want to end the night not being able to bend in certain ways, and I want the room to smell of sex for weeks so people know I have given My man all the pleasures. From what I hear Taur men are worse than the women though.
Scorpios are very manipulative, and he thinks i dont see it. And we end up fighting cause i dont fall for it.
;) hmm maybe, my bf wants maybe once every few days. I want 2-3 times a day.
I don't let him get away with it if it matters. I get that he wants to be in control of some things, and I can respect that need, but the second he starts acting like a child is the second I stop playing .
I understand. Mine tends to be more mature than that, in fact nine times out of ten it's me who acts like a child. I have little to complain about, and when I do it's because I have decided I want to play with fire.
Obviously not every case is the same, it just seems that pisces is more likely to be there for the down and out than other signs. I'm often a dick too but usually just to people who have it better than everyone else and are spoiled little bitches
I NEEDED to warn /x/ about scorpios.
Let me share my story. I dated a DOUBLE scorpio; scorpio sun/scorpio rising.
Pros: Great sex, scratch that, FANTASTIC sex, intense, hypnotizing and magnetic personality.
Cons: Fucking creepy/stalker vibe, possessive to the point of insanity, jealous to the point of fearing for your life.
This double scorpio pretty much fucked me for three years, tried to get as MANY secrets out of me as possible while shedding NONE of HIS secrets, and then once he realized I may not be a faithful, dutiful little girl who will obey his every whim, he ICED ME OUT and completely ignored me.
He's a piece of fucking shit and I wish I could punch him in the fucking face and dick while all the girls point and laugh in his pathetic face.
Here's the thing: any ounce of independence i showed THREATENED this scorpio. At first I found this to be intensely hot. Like omg, he likes me so much that he won't even let me out of the house? He doesn't want me hanging out with guy friends? He thinks I Should block them all? SURE!! Because i found his posessiveness to be sexy. I'm fucked in the head. I'm also a Cancer which makes me into an obedient little bitch.
After he iced me out, i started talking to a Virgo male. TOTALLY Dominant without insecurities. Have my first date with him tonight. Wish me luck, /x/ and stay the fuck away from scorpios.
Insecure pieces of shit with an ability to make you scream in bed. fuck.
Also, I just wanted to add that I am also a DOUBLE cancer-- cancer sun and cancer rising. Mix that in with a scorpio sun and scorpio rising and you can only imagine how fucking envious our sex life was.
Glad I went through him and through that phase but now I wanna figure the shit out of this Virgo investment banker hottie.
If a Scorpio senses you won't commit he will turn on you. We are sensitive little bitches like that, give us everything we want and we'll rock your world, or if you can't we will be ice cold. Although we are very independent we also long for a perfect soulmate in our own mind, we will constantly hint at what we want and if you don't pick up on it we slowly drift away looking for that perfect mate.
Can someone here give me a quick interpretation of my gf's natal chart?
Master race aquarius female with cancer guy, how fucked am I?
People think I'm being supportive but it's more morbid curiosity than anything. I don't actually care since it's all disintegrating anyway. Also that's why no one likes us. We remind them of their own weaknesses. It's like we bring out the part of everyone who is only nice to you when you're alone, but turns into a douchebag in groups.
Not with a Scorpio, its there all the time at 100%. I date a cancer girl so I know how bipolar you cancers are, and we've been dating for 8 years now. And if a Scorpio ever feels betrayed we will cut ties, mostly after planning it out for a while, we will look to move because our choice for a perfect mate. Be that mate 100% of the time and we won't ever leave you and place you far above everyone else.
Oh Jesus, get a grip. Taurus with the Mature Scorpio here to tell you : being that mate is nothing more than putting some god damned effort into the relationship. They have standards, and they expect you to be that, or else they are wasting their time and yours. Stop acting like that's not something to admire. You clearly did not meet the standards enough of the time to warrant more time wasted. What's more how you are acting is clearly an indication of why they cut you off. Instead of understanding that your three years, while fun, were not fruitful, you came onto a public forum to fucking rage against all scorpios rather than taking a frank look at yourself and what you could have improved, or could now improve.
You have also wasted his time making him feel like he could have a obedient little girl. I think you should have talked rationally to him so that he understand your couple has to evolve instead of saying thing like "I need some independance now" making him feel like you want to get away from him.
I don't like being crazy ;_;
Aries male here.
I know I'm impatient as fuck but I think I'm far from selfish. I've had nothing but Libra and Leo women all my life with one Sagittarius who fucking ruined me and shit all over my heart. Why are Sagittarius women such heartless sluts?
As a Sagittarius, I can confirm that we are whores. I've had probably 7 girlfriends before finally settling down, but since we love honesty I don't think we're likely to cheat. If I see someone I'd rather be with I'd tell you the truth and dump you first. Unlike Scorpios who will sleep with the whole neighborhood and still lie about it even if you catch them red handed.
>be Sagittarius male
>tall, easy on the eyes, and charming
>people think I've fucked dozens of women
>I'm actually extremely conservative, old-fashioned, and picky with whom I date
>people don't believe me when I say I've only had sex with two women
>people just assume I'm a manwhore
It's a strange feel
No it's not, nor am I dumb, I would just like to have a second where I know where I stand with someone instead of you switching, like you have in this convo, from friendly to asshole in 2 seconds flat. Regardless that is why I distance myself from Gemini
I agree, my best friend was gemini, biggest bitch ever. Lied in my face knowing i would find out truth. Have no social boundaries about whats wrong or right. Worst friend ever. Back then i let her get away with a lot of shit. If it happened right now, bitchslap with a chair in face wouldnt been enough. BTW whole school have visited her bedroom before she finished highschool. HAHAHA JK she never finished it..
The fact is Gemi's don't know the lies from the truth half the time. They are so wrapped up in their duality that it bleeds together for them. Boundaries have no meaning because they don't mentally recognize them.
My mom's a sagittarius and she has no trouble cheating or making out with another guy in front of her partners. Hell, I'm the result of adultery myself. She's always acted like a teen-aged self-entitled feminist (of the "all men are child molesters and rapists and should be shot, plz give women exclusive privileges" variety), and spent more time partying than actually giving a fuck about us kids or homemaking.
She has no sense of responsibility, but has always been very controlling and constrictive of everyone else. She was abusive towards all of us and the dozens of men she's dated over the years, yet refuses to acknowledge any of the misery she's caused as her fault and will always react violently when confronted.
So that's my only experience of a sagittarius. If you're all like that, you can just fuck right off.
Going to point out that this gross behavior is strictly that of an immature Sagittarius. Not every one of them is like that, but it's something that they have to outgrow.
You have my condolences for getting a child as a mother. I too had a Child for a mother, and it is a thing no one should deal with. Sadly... it's all too common.
Poster who gave her condolences here: Mine was a fucking Scorpio. New guy every week, new hair every week. Never fed us. I am a taurus so I cleaned up her vomit, got her into the shower, out to work, packed up my brother, dragged him to day care, and was always late for school smelling of the litter box for her 7 cats.
Fucking bitch told me I betrayed her when I finally turned her in. Screwed my self esteem up and made me hate myself for years. She knew how to hurt me and used it.
The peacocking is cute but let's be real.
I'll have to speak up for the most interesting,
rare, and modest sign.
Gemini reporting in.
understand that child parents come in all zodiac signs. the signs just flavor them differently. My mom was abusive mentally, emotionally and physically and did it well because of her Scorpio ability to tear people down. Toxic as fuck and told my brother when he confronted her "I am not going to be your scapegoat, pull up your big boy pants."
Romantic preferences are usually dictated by the sign and house placement of Venus as opposed to the Sun sign, whereas sexual preferences are shaped by a different planet altogether, Mars. People can have rather conflicting desires in this regard...
That said, the Sun sign does tell you a lot about the 'inner self' of a person and what they need in terms of self-validation in a relationship
Capricorns want you to reward and appreciate them for all of the hard work they do; not so much pampering them like a Leo would want but just making them feel like they're getting something practical in return for their efforts.
They can be particularly fear-driven and more so than any other sign they desire relationships that can withstand the test of time. "I will always be by your side" is perhaps one of the most reassuring things a Capricorn could ever hear.
My mom is a Sagittarius sun with a Scorpio moon and I swear that's what makes her crazy. I'm a Sagittarius sun and Sagittarius moon with zero of the problems she has. Maybe it's just because I'm not a woman idk
>zodiac is shit
finds sunsign tripcode
I'm hardly stable but that's more likely due to mental illness to an extent. Maybe it's even due to being a sagittarius in the majority of the planetary positions. Or because I'm just a fuck up.
Probably a nice combination in varying parts, really.
Oh, shut up. Scorpios are fucking undeserving of Cancer love. Dedicating 3 years of my life to some piece of shit who knows no love beyond self love was destructive and detrimental to my overall health. I shouldn't have to try to better myself for anyone; they should accept and love me for who I am otherwise, please, door is that way and follow that scorpio out, thank you bye!