Best zodiac general How are my fellow scorps doing?

>>17215303
I fucking hate Scorpios. Sorry bro but yall are assholes who aren't very good at hiding it

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>>17215303
Best Zodiac

Born the 24 Oct, the primordial scorpio.

Feeling excited, good night awaits.

How are you dear brother?

>>17215303
Scorpios are nothing too interesting.. It's the most common sign.

Aquarius is where it's at.

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>>17215319
Sounds like envy

>>17215328
Leo is the most common

Aquarius it's OK

>>17215328
agreed.

>>17215303
There is no such thing as a best zodiac sign because each one has a specialty and is just one piece of the whole.

That being said, my sign, pisces is clearly the best

>>17215303
yknow, just lying, cheating, and stealing. what I do best

>>17215331
I mean look, I've had some good friends and my last girlfriend be scorpios and they've been cool to me for the most part, but then they let that other side of them be shown and you know under that cool fake facade there's just a whirlpool of anger, hatred, jealousy and other venemous shit and I kinda hate them for it. It's not their fault I guess though

The problem in defense is how far you can go without destroying from within what you are trying to defend from without.

>>17215328
Aquarius master race, senpai

>>17215355
It's all cool bro

I'll be over here, being a superior aquarius.

>>17215303
purty good. But with Pointless job and drowning in vapid coworkers.

>>17215303
I'm a scorpio, born the 26th october. How are you ?

>>17215319
Lol Scorpio master race checking in

>>17215303
Fellow Scorpio reporting in. Nov 11

My bf is scorpio, should i be afraid?

Where do you come from, fellow scorps ?

>>17215419
No.

>>17215413
Same bday here brother

we are wikked badasses

>>17215419
Yeah. He'll probably murder you if you leave him.

nest of scorpions, stand on them, is best.

>>17215440
Im actually not even suprised. Sounds a lot like him.

Aquarius jan 29 reporting in

>>17215448
Yeah you should get with a pisces so you can walk all over them and they won't do shit about it lol

scorpio a shit

virgo master race reporting in

>>17215451
February 3rd here

>>17215303
>>17215331
Literally nobody I know likes scorpios, they are the opposite of master racel

>>17215463
Sadly im a cancer so im the one whos getting walked all over.

Nov 7 Scorpio reporting in. I like Aquariuses as well.

>>17215578
Yeah cuz you're both psychopaths

>>17215567
That's too bad, I'm sure he won't literally murder you. Have you tried talking to him or is he just a complete psychopath?

>>17215641
Just very jealous and racist.

Nov. 14
I feel like shit, how about you m8?

1st November, day of the dead, hows it hangin'

>>17215419
be afraid, be very afraid

>>17215682
that's such a cool date, I envy you

>>17215687
Kinda disapointed. Many sayd scorpios are good in bed...

>>17215303
not hating but scorpio is the most condescending zodiac sign. its like those people in /x/ who have blue eyes and think they got alien blood in them and if you are scorpio with blue eyes and you go on /x/ then you are the biggest faggot in town

L-Libra here

W-What am I supposed to do

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>>17215303
>Best zodiac
>Scorpio

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>>17215303
I have the taurus sun and scorpio rising. How fucked up am I?

>>17215660
Yeah jealousy is pretty much their number one trait, don't get me wrong they've got good traits too, do you still wanna be with him though?

>>17215724
That actually seems like a pretty good combo imo

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>>17215711
Wanna get fugged by a scorpio

>>17215711
Libras are alright
They kinda faggots tho

>>17215732
N-No.

>>17215736
I'm a Libra sun and Cancer rising

Tbh how fucked am I?

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I'm a cancer. Apparently we're caring or some crap. I think those things where someone's zodiac can show their personality are complete bull. Then again I'm not superstitious.

One thing i saw was talking about sex positions for the symbols. Cancer was some position that was face to face, something about "caring embrace".

I'm a huge butt man to the point I call boob men degenerates. That article gave me a good laugh I must say.

>>17215737
Well ok

Tfw Taurus.

>>17215743
Nobody really said this shit was real, but its fun to read and look at.

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>>17215303
>>tfw Capricorn

>>17215729
Yeah i love him. Just wish he wasnt so selfish sometimes.

>>17215743
Im a cancer woman. Hey you.

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>>17215336
Nobody likes Pisces

>>17215765
Being with a scorpio is similar to being held captive, my last girl friend was a scorpio, I know...hope it works out for you bro/sis

>>17215777
That's funny cuz who do people crawl toward and who becomes your best friend when you're down and out and no one else cares?...that's why pisces are the best

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>>17215400
>tfw we share the same birthday

>>17215755
Capricorns are a very underrated sign...love me some capricorn women

11-11

>>17215767
>woman

No you're not.

>>17215788
I'm pisces and I can confirm that nobody likes us.

>>17215779
Im a girl. And thanks.

>>17215822
Usually...we're just good shoulders to cry on basically

>>17215803
Sorry but yes i am.

2nd decante Phoenix checking in

My s.o. is an Aquarius, 1st decante

>>17215834
No, no you're not.

There are no girls here weeb, go shitpost on /v/

>>17215742
You're not fucked at all bro, libras have a way of skating through life playing everyone like they're fucking stupid.

>>17215838
Ok neckbeard,

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>>17215833
Sometime we just cry. Being pisces is suffering.

>>17215825
You could tell. Fat girls are real attention whores online.

>>17215868
Haha, funny cause im not fat and youre trying to get my attention. Good one.

>>17215858
Suck it up private pisces. You're making us all look like faggots...it might...it might just make me cry...*sobs like a bitch and leans on your shoulder* but no seriously we are in tune with hella shit and no one ever believes us until it's too late and everyone takes advantage of us. You get used to it though

>>17215873
Nice try. The lard is practically traveling over fiberoptic cable.

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>>17215328
aquarius here, can confirm.

>>17215852
Whew kinda worried there

I've read that libras are manipulative but I don't see anything all that manipulative about anything I do

>>17215873
Lol that>>17215868 wasn't me>>17215779

>>17215883
Because you do it naturally without even trying

>>17215887
I know.Its cool.
>>17215877
That made me giggle so much.

>>17215875
>no one ever believes us until it's too late
too real

>>17215580
Both are fixed signs of the same card just about. One goes with their own flow, when once disturbed, they will passively show signs that you will not rest easily at night (Scorpio, Water), one creates a draft, and if another comes in, it's like a bitter battle of the ego until they either dip out without reprieve, or search endlessly to have you pinned (Aquarius, Air).

Although I can't speak much about it all, being a fixed sign myself. We can be headstrong in character, our actions will eventually reflect that. But when it comes to habitually keeping the illusion of a blade against your spine, these two can do it. Albeit, Scorpio will show it eventually, but Aquarius will keep it hidden until you least expect it. Had my fair share with observing both as friends.

Then again, this whole zodiac shit is just a way to fit those you come across in a narcissistic belief system, where one may think they know another via
>what's your sign?
>what's your ascendant??
>how about your mooooooon???
>ohhhh, so you're a(n) [Insert Sign]

Dare to breathe around me with that jargon, and a swift dissonance you will have.

>>17215919
Yeah most people don't understand that the zodiac is complex af and that the sun sigh is just a part (though an important one) of your character...what's your sign anon? (no homo)

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>tfw I'm a pisces and my girlfriend is scorpio
How fucked am I?

>>17215929
That was my last relationship. She'll probably fuck you like a succubus and never let you leave, or she'll fuck you like a succubus and kick your ass to the curb if she gets tired with you

>>17215303
This is what you have to think about when it comes to scorpios...what is a scorpio? I mean outside of astrology. its a tiny little creature, right? Not scary...But!!! The stinger can kill you. Remember that boys and girls...they might be small in size but if you are not paying attention...well...same goes for people with either sun in Scorpio, or heavy emphasis of Scorpio in their chart....tread lightly....

>>17215926
Make a guesstimate.

>>17215939
So essentially, Scorp women are just human embodiments of the Jezebel spirit. Just like the past few that threw themselves at me practically upon meeting me but obviously showing those attributes of a narcissistic whore of Babylon.

>>17215942
Hurr durr people don't understand that the sign's animal bears a resemblance to the traits of that sign.
Shut up faggot. I hope you're a miserable scorpio

Aries master race reporting in

>>17215949
I am both (you)s of this comment.
First part: I literally have no way of knowing
Second part: Yeah scorpio women are THE most egotistical people on the planet

So tell me, how are Aquarius girls?

>>17215955
sun not in scorpio....but it is emphasized in my chart...how about u?

>>17216007
No u first. You're obviosly either a libra or Sagittarius. I'm going with libra though. I'm a miserable pisces

>>17215977
I mentioned being a fixed sign earlier, essentially not either of the two aforementioned. But enough teasing on the topic.

>Just kidding
>I also have horns
>ok I'll stop being an asshole

>One of horn, April 21 I was born
>Quite the horny one, pun aside

>>17216019
dig, dig, dig, dig, dig....we have a winner ladies & gentlemen. So Pisces is the last sign of the Zodiac and because of that many believe (myself included) that it is the most psychic of all the signs. I firmly believe this leads them to abuse drugs or self medicate. To somehow balance the mundane with the spiritual. Its like you guys are straddling a fence between the real world that the other world.

Sagittarius master race reporting in
Dec 7th

>>17216032
sorry...meant to write ding...not dig...

>>17216025
I like Taurus'. Those taurus bitches love to fuck

>>17216032
Yeah, I happen to be drunk right now, it's kinda shitty but we just go with the flow

>>17215993
Smelly

I'm year of the Monkey

>>17216078
Indeed they do, and they know how to flirt just the right amount without making it seem like they're there to possess your sweet somber booty.

>until you get in bed with them hoho

Earth signs in general take patience to really get close to learning about and from. It's how come no one really puts much initiative in taking time. They are too busy floating in the air, swimming around, or just plain burning in whatever area they are in. Thus, not grounding themselves.

Yeah just went there with elemental BULLshit but hey I gotta have fun seeming like I'm one of these pseudo-intellectuals on knowing people.

>>17216178
Your first part was hella true, the second part made it obvious you were fucking around lol

>>17216120
I'm in the year of the cock. Suck it monkey fuccboi

God is a scorpio dragon, you heard it here first. Fact: its true.

Pisces checking in.

Edgy scorpio, contrarian aquarius and conservative capricorn are basically "4chan - the zodiac signs"

>>17216348
Nice , nov 12 scorp m here. Very edgy

>>17216348
Don't forget pisces the loser

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Gemini master race

am aries sun and scorpio moon :O

>>17215303
I can guarantee that most of you little girls are unenlightened to the true zodiac.

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>>17215858
>>17215875
watch the red dwarf where he gets the space virus

it makes two versions of him, his self loathing and his self confidence

perfect analogy for pisces

>>17215777
pisces girl = best wife material

>>17216382
I'm a Taurus and am always attracted to Gemini chicks but it never works out. How good of a match are these signs?

>>17216438
>cancer girl = best wife material
ftfy

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>>17216438
You are unaware and have succumbed to your lust.

Libra girl here, how bad will it be?

>>17216438
Pisces anything makes the best everything.

>>17216453
pls explain

>>17216086
Cheers to you my friend. Try not to be so hard on yourself. have a good nite.

I'm a scorpio and my bf is a cancer. We are the astrological match made in heaven. Scorpios are the superior sign though.

>>17216465
I need not.

>>17216406
And thus the ruin of this thread doth near closer.

Capricorn reporting. I like Taurus, they're usually chill people.

>>17216468

Are you me?

>>17216491

Not my fault you fell into new age luciferian hippy propaganda

>>17216479
You're on literally every thread tonight.
Go to bed, you have school in the morning.

>>17216491
Lol yep he just ruined another one

>>17216527
No. I am only in the threads that are of interest to me.

Perhaps we share the same interests.

>>17216536
Gods help me, if that's the case.

>>17216466
Thanks brotha man. Cheers

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>>17216539
See for yourself.

>>17215578

Nov 7th? MAH NIGGA.

>>17216539
>>17216555

http://archive.4plebs.org/x/search/tripcode/विष्णु !BuddhaV9os

>>17216468
Hey babe, stop going to /x, this place is bad for you.

>>17215478

Hello, fellow Virgo

>>17216590
4chan is tbf but /x/ is not the worst board

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>>17215303
too many irons in the fire desu

>>17216617
I'm just worried about you.

>>17216641
Illuminati are in this thread.

What does it mean if I'm a Gemini?

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My mom was 6-7 months pregnant when she gave birth to me... is my zodiac sign really mine? can i trust such thing?

>>17216590
Nice try, but my bf doesn't know about 4chan. At least, I hope not.

>>17216032
very true, female pisces sign here that can confirm that. my only male pisces friend is very similar as well, he's now super addicted to crystal so there's that. very manic and depressed at the same time.
On Aquarius, I've dated a male Aquarius and boy was he the water to my fish. but we were both crazy and it went from paradise to hell very crazy. we burned out quick.

>>17216671
It means that you have a sibling who is missing.

Are you an only chid, or do you have a twin?

If you are a mother, have you had a pair of twins?

>>17216672
He does. Everyone does.

This isn't le seekrid glub!

ITT: people getting mad (RP) about a zodiac sign...

Fuckin' hell.

Libra here.
Moon in Taurus and leo ascending, how fucked am I?

>>17216697
Scorpio bro checkin in

nov 4

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>>17216699
>>17216699
You aren't a true libra.

Most people in this thread do not know their true sign. They are unaware of the true zodiac.

They believe that they are the sign of the sun, and have fallen into luciferian sun worship.

>>17216687
No, I have a sister, a half sister, and two half brothers. No twins.

>>17216724
Are you by any chance a woman? You may have twins.

If not your sister may have twins.

If nobody in your family has twins, Gemini is a bad sign. I am sorry.

>>17216734
I am a male. I don't believe anyone in my family has twins.

Can I ask why that is bad?

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>>17216749
I can't tell you because Gemini is directly related to the Illuminati.

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>>17216758
Wait what?

>>17216697
>he thinks any of this is serious
>he thinks people ITT are actually mad and not being playful and/or sarcastic
So, are you a social retard, or do you just not like fun?

>>17216787
Probably both

>>17215327
Oct 24 master race reporting in

> 1986

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>>17216805

Classic case of one of the new age hippies who has fallen for the Luciferian sun worship.

You are not a Scorpio. You are worshiping the sun.

I advise everyone in this thread to learn the TRUE zodiac and cease to brainwash yourselves.

>>17215578
>>17216557

nov 7th best birthday

>>17216695
wut?

>>17216907
I think I quoted the wrong being.

Gemini here with a Scorpio moon.
I was told my emotions are the most unstable. oh how i agree, scorpio is one of my favorite water signs for sure.

>>17216787
He's implying with open interpretation.

>>17215303
Late to the party, but I'm down at the moment.
I caused a social rift i didn't mean to happen.
I didn't mean to. I was trying to be polite and ruined dinner.
I never mean to hurt people, but I'm stingy
sigh.......
We are the best sign though.

Gemini sun
Aries moon
Scorpion rising

Can you guys tell me anything about me?

>>17217030
You're gay

>>17215336
My 2 sisters are pisces and I am scorpio.
We make an amazing team.
And my dad's a cancer.
Water sign love, bro.

We all fell in love with virgos btw
neat how shit works out.

Aries sun.
Scorpio ascendant. With Pluto in 1st house.
Moon and mars conjunct in 8th house Gemini.

How fucked up am I?

>>17217030
You're a Scorpion.

>>17217056
Cool

>>17216832
Shift?
very good.
But there hasn't been too much,
At least they're paying attention.

If anybody's still here:
I'm Nov 16, and was once told I'm cusp.
Awesome cusp to be on and all .....
but I'm a bit early right?

>>17217052
I'm jealous because most virgo (women at least) don't seem to click with me. I love them though :( Oh well there's plenty of bitches in the sea

>>17217020
Nah you're self important dickheads

>>17216445

Gemini match well with other gemini.

Source: I'm a gemini.

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>>17215413
My birthday to. Any perks to the 11/11 dealio? Or is it just a fucking gnarly sequence to be born on

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>>17217209
You are probably a sun worshiper. What month were you born?

>>17217168
Yeah maybe sometimes,
I hate it when I come off that way though.

>>17217160
Man my Mom and my gf (of 11 years, we just don't see the point of marriage yet)
are virgos.
In my experience they love me.
Could be the son finding his mom thing tho...: (

>>17217261
What month are they born in?

>>17217266
both September
17 and 19 respectively.

>>17217266
samefag
love that trip
is there an om in code?

>>17216832
>>17216805
I am a Satanist, however I do not believe in Luciferianism faggot.

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>>17217293
not the same guy.....
but....
isms are bad anyway

>>17217293
>I am a Satanist, however I do not believe in Luciferianism faggot.

You aren't Satanic then, you're just edgy.

Sag master race
the motherfucking seer of truth that loves to revel and wreck shit

>>17217311
Loll.... Keep believing your phatasy.

>>17217320
you.....
I like you.
do you have an insight on the birthdays?
or were you just curious?

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>>17217326
The day of birth is not the true sign.

The Month is not the true sign. He who follows the month is a worshiper of the sun.

>>17217333
yeah I get that....
the data can be easily extrapolated though.
Or are you just saying esoteric shit to be cool?
i was hoping you knew some shit.
Or do you just tell others they don't?
Watch it son.
there are others here.

I'm a Leo. Any others around?

>>17217366
any why did you care anyway if you think it does not matter ie >>17217266

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>>17217390
Chill bro

>>17217400
I am chill.

why would you ask?
are you just here to antagonize?

>>17217400
He without knowledge listens.
He who has it knows how.

>>17215303
I'm a cancer who's married to a gemini.
How fucked am I?
Because all of the general cancer traits apply to me.

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>>17217458
>married

100% fucked.

>>17217458
Do you love your wife?
you're fine
zodiac is a very small guide.
Do you not love her?
you're fucked

>>17217462
found the virgin

>>17216040
December 6th here

>>17217458
>I'm a cancer
Nailed it.

>>17217307
Learn the difference.
Pipe down queer.

Taurus here, ive born on 13th day, live in house number 13 and was going to the school which was named 13, for whole time, is it some sketchy shit or not ?

>>17215336
2 fish, bound together, are a happy meal for a scorpio, like me.
if you come near solid ground.

>>17217703
Yeah how's two fishies gonna get on dry land and how's a scorpion gonna eat them? Come at me in the ocean bruh and get your ass drownded

>>17217728
well.. two fish, bound together may not know, where to go. and end up somewhere in the sand or in the rocks.
with the nippers.
do you think, we do not know, where to go?

Gemini here. I admit I'm a lying, stealing and heartless son of a bitch.

>>17216758

I know what you mean. I'm gemini myself.

That attack was meant to symbolize the destruction of geminis, right? But why? Because they are intellectual and can use both hemispheres of the brain?

I know that I was always pretty sensible to symbolism etc... and noticed stuff others didn't notice, like a schaman. I started researching the illuminati when I was only 13 and I became pretty obsessed with them.

Please tell me more anon. What's my part in all of this?

Are the illuminati my enemies or friends because I'm a gemini. How do I evolve my gemini powers?

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Has /x/ gone to shit THIS much?
Are there people who literally believe in fucking horoscopes on /x/ now?
Ahahahah.

Scorpio is the 2nd worst sign after Taurus. Fuck y'all niggas.

1. Aquarius
2. Gemini
3. Capricorn
4. Pisces
5. Aries
6. Libra

POWER GAP

9001. Rest of the signs

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Pisces > Leo > Scorpion >>>>>>> the rest

>>17217825
thats the mistake to begin with:
the illuminati are neither enemie nor friend. unless you make them so.

>>17216758
>>17217825
>>17218199
see gemini this is why everyone calls u gay

>>17217832
stop trying to "stand out" in the crowd and just post as anonymous

>>17215327
24 october master race ftw

july 15
its weird, others either give me inherent respect or vice versa. some treat me like a king or only find fun in tricking me. prob just my personality

Halloween here

>>17215883

Bullshit. I'm Lybra and i can confirm that we're actually the worst sons of a bitch in town. Stay away from us

>scorpio
More like teenage emo angstio.

Gemini sun with Capricorn moon, get on my level tattoos emo kids.

Im a cancer, thats a good sign right.

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gemini mustardrace june 17 here

>>17218533
>implying

i was once in love with a scorpio dude. a pretty typical gay cancer thing to do. and a big waste of time.

>>17218735
How come, was he bad to you?
Was he good in bed?

>>17218747
kek never said he was a gayfaggot. it was just only thirst from my side while we where friends.

>>17218753
Aww man that sucks.

>>17215400
>>17215407
>>17215413
>>17215578
>>17215674
>>17215682
>>17216359
>>17216468
>>17216557
>>17216709
>>17216805
>>17216885
>>17218315
Scorpio also represents the 4th axiom, the water, and the ancient mystery of the snake transforming into eagle

Scorpio master race FTW

Scorpio's perfect match is a Taurus.

>>17219176
Why taurus?

>>17219192
Sex drive

>>17219176
Although. Perfect match for scorpio is another scorpio born on the exact same day. Very hard to find, but its the best match.

>>17219176
As a Taurus whose heavily involved with a Scorpio I agree. He challenges me to move forward even when I am being my stubborn self.

>>17215327
another 24oct reporting in. meeting more scorpios over the last couple months

>>17219340
Think its bullshit. My bf scorpio have lower sex drive than me cancer.

>>17219340
Taurus from before here: My Scorps waiting for marriage. The way he teases the shit out of me makes me know it will be good when I get it though.

>>17219366
Lucky you. Im not even jealous.

Scorpio is eh

Sagittarius is literally shit though. I should know, over half of my family, including my whore mom is one.

Leo's are literally the best thing ever, I get along with them 99% of the time.

I'm a Gemini.


but nobody on /x/ likes my sign so maybe I'm shit too.

>>17219369
Don't be, he can be tough to deal with sometimes. Our natural tendencies to butt heads coupled with our passionate natures can lead to some all out fights. We have gotten better but like the first couple of years were bad. He still has a tendency to try to tell me where to point my energy, and I tend to try to throw my weight around, which rarely works when dealing with a stinger.

>>17219379
You guys can tend to be hard for me to deal with. No offense but I don't get the duality thing. You never seem to be grounded enough to handle. It can be...annoying.

>>17219360
Mmm im a scorp male and my cancer gf cant keep up. How about we swap them ;)

>>17219392
I'm really quiet for a Gemini, but everyone assumes on /x/ when I say I am I'm some talkative hyperactive cunt.

in reality I'm really quiet, and only talk extensively to people I think are interesting. most people I won't give more than two minuets to say something before deciding I don't want to deal with them.

>>17219366
I heard taurus has stamina, which i could use. I have cancer gf and sometimes i could go for hours, longest was 4 hours for me, but she cnt keep up and its a big drag on the relationship. Any truth behind the stam? Was also considering capricorn girls

>>17215682
Same birthday!
Best birthday!

>>17219402
No thanks, my scorps poison is far too sweet for this little bull to stray. I can wait.
>>17219406
I didn't assume hyper activity, ungrounded is different. I guess you could be called ... finicky in my book. If your not then your cool with me, but my general experience with the twins is that I can't keep up with them and the shifting mood/ideas ect.

>>17219409
First night I had sex, I had a marathon 12 hour sex session. we got a big box of condoms and ran out halfway through. My limit was his refractory period. Now I might just be really good at keeping up, and we did switch between monkey sex and slow love making, but the other taur people I talk to have the same thing. I want to end the night not being able to bend in certain ways, and I want the room to smell of sex for weeks so people know I have given My man all the pleasures. From what I hear Taur men are worse than the women though.

>>17219392
Scorpios are very manipulative, and he thinks i dont see it. And we end up fighting cause i dont fall for it.
>>17219402
;) hmm maybe, my bf wants maybe once every few days. I want 2-3 times a day.

I'm a scorpio. Am I special snowflake now?

>>17219452
I don't let him get away with it if it matters. I get that he wants to be in control of some things, and I can respect that need, but the second he starts acting like a child is the second I stop playing .

>>17219466
Yeah, but mine is like child whos acting like i just stole his candy. I often feel like im his mother. It sounds bad.. Wish he was more mature and not as selfish.

>>17219452
Are you from canada?

>>17219475
No from east europe. Sorry.

>>17219470
I understand. Mine tends to be more mature than that, in fact nine times out of ten it's me who acts like a child. I have little to complain about, and when I do it's because I have decided I want to play with fire.

>>17219484
Maybe mine is still too young and fresh. Hes 22. Maybe in couple years he will understand.

>>17219490
Yeah that explains it, we are a little older than that. A few years makes a difference. From what I have heard from his friends he has an immature streak a mile wide

>>17219500
Yeah, as much he have said himself, he was even bigger doofus before he met me. Fingers crossed. But im happy for you and your man to make it work.

>>17219478
I'm originally from Poland, although born in Canada lol.

Lol @ all these people saying scorpios are sex machines. I'm a Scorpio and I only want sex once a week at most. My bf has a much higher sex drive than me.

I hate being virgo. Wish I was libra or cancer.

>>17219540
Im a cancer, not fun being one. Overly emotional and shy. Sucks to be a cancer.
>>17219534
Oh i see. Im from Latvia.

>>17219517
Be patient. He will make you grow as much as you will make him. It's worth it.

>>17215319
10/27/1980 reporting in. Why would we even bother hiding it though?

>>17215788
I'm a Pisces and I'm a total dick to everyone.

What do you guys think of Virgo women?

23rd October here. Almost a Scorpio, more of a Libra.

>>17219590
Very selfish and self centered, think that everyone owes them something. Very greedy. Does that sound like you?

>>17219588
Obviously not every case is the same, it just seems that pisces is more likely to be there for the down and out than other signs. I'm often a dick too but usually just to people who have it better than everyone else and are spoiled little bitches

I NEEDED to warn /x/ about scorpios.

Let me share my story. I dated a DOUBLE scorpio; scorpio sun/scorpio rising.

My God.

Pros: Great sex, scratch that, FANTASTIC sex, intense, hypnotizing and magnetic personality.

Cons: Fucking creepy/stalker vibe, possessive to the point of insanity, jealous to the point of fearing for your life.

This double scorpio pretty much fucked me for three years, tried to get as MANY secrets out of me as possible while shedding NONE of HIS secrets, and then once he realized I may not be a faithful, dutiful little girl who will obey his every whim, he ICED ME OUT and completely ignored me.

He's a piece of fucking shit and I wish I could punch him in the fucking face and dick while all the girls point and laugh in his pathetic face.

Here's the thing: any ounce of independence i showed THREATENED this scorpio. At first I found this to be intensely hot. Like omg, he likes me so much that he won't even let me out of the house? He doesn't want me hanging out with guy friends? He thinks I Should block them all? SURE!! Because i found his posessiveness to be sexy. I'm fucked in the head. I'm also a Cancer which makes me into an obedient little bitch.

After he iced me out, i started talking to a Virgo male. TOTALLY Dominant without insecurities. Have my first date with him tonight. Wish me luck, /x/ and stay the fuck away from scorpios.

Insecure pieces of shit with an ability to make you scream in bed. fuck.

>>17219600
No but that sounds like my ex. Im a scorpio.

>>17219617
Also, I just wanted to add that I am also a DOUBLE cancer-- cancer sun and cancer rising. Mix that in with a scorpio sun and scorpio rising and you can only imagine how fucking envious our sex life was.

Glad I went through him and through that phase but now I wanna figure the shit out of this Virgo investment banker hottie.

>>17216445
I've been with my Taurus for like 7 yrs
Mine are rising scorpio,gemini and pisces

Hers is leo Taurus gemini

Though she is very fucking stubborn

>>17219617
If a Scorpio senses you won't commit he will turn on you. We are sensitive little bitches like that, give us everything we want and we'll rock your world, or if you can't we will be ice cold. Although we are very independent we also long for a perfect soulmate in our own mind, we will constantly hint at what we want and if you don't pick up on it we slowly drift away looking for that perfect mate.

>>17219627
How's the sex with her? Can she gofor a long time?

>>17219630
I don't understand it. Trust and commitment come from time and hard work. How can you ice someone out like that after three years? WHY DID YOU WASTE MY FUCKING TIME?!?!

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Can someone here give me a quick interpretation of my gf's natal chart?

Does anyone know anything about the planet lilith? I have scorpio in lilith and apparently I'm the devils incarnate.

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Master race aquarius female with cancer guy, how fucked am I?

>>17219613
People think I'm being supportive but it's more morbid curiosity than anything. I don't actually care since it's all disintegrating anyway. Also that's why no one likes us. We remind them of their own weaknesses. It's like we bring out the part of everyone who is only nice to you when you're alone, but turns into a douchebag in groups.

>>17219625
Im cancer and moon scorpio, how fked up am i?

>>17219638
Not with a Scorpio, its there all the time at 100%. I date a cancer girl so I know how bipolar you cancers are, and we've been dating for 8 years now. And if a Scorpio ever feels betrayed we will cut ties, mostly after planning it out for a while, we will look to move because our choice for a perfect mate. Be that mate 100% of the time and we won't ever leave you and place you far above everyone else.

>>17219666
emotionally disturbed id say.

Libra girl here. I enjoy being a libra, the only thing I'm not fond of is the indecisiveness that comes with being a Libra.

>>17219678
god get over yourselves. we are ALL looking for a perfect mate; being a scorpio doesn't give you the right to be an entitled son of a bitch.

>>17217244
>roll for birthday
>gets quads

>>17219689
Oh Jesus, get a grip. Taurus with the Mature Scorpio here to tell you : being that mate is nothing more than putting some god damned effort into the relationship. They have standards, and they expect you to be that, or else they are wasting their time and yours. Stop acting like that's not something to admire. You clearly did not meet the standards enough of the time to warrant more time wasted. What's more how you are acting is clearly an indication of why they cut you off. Instead of understanding that your three years, while fun, were not fruitful, you came onto a public forum to fucking rage against all scorpios rather than taking a frank look at yourself and what you could have improved, or could now improve.

>>17219660
>that's why no one likes us. We remind them of their own weaknesses.
Good point homie, I never thought of it like that

>>17219638
You have also wasted his time making him feel like he could have a obedient little girl. I think you should have talked rationally to him so that he understand your couple has to evolve instead of saying thing like "I need some independance now" making him feel like you want to get away from him.

Sagittarius, what's up? Obviously Sagittarius is the best sign.

>>17219825
Is this the opposite day? How come nobody told me?!

>>17219445
it's not my fault if you're too dumb to keep up with me and other gemini's rate of thought

>>17219825
Sagittarius is shit, you are all whores

>>17216709
>nov 4
Mah Nigga
I am also Nov 4!

>>17215413
>>17215674
15th. Feeling the same mate.
Physically irritated, and i can't think straight.

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I don't like being crazy ;_;

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Aries male here.

I know I'm impatient as fuck but I think I'm far from selfish. I've had nothing but Libra and Leo women all my life with one Sagittarius who fucking ruined me and shit all over my heart. Why are Sagittarius women such heartless sluts?

>>17215966
>>17216405
>>17217053
>>17219900
Fuck you
:^)

>>17215578
>>17216557
>>17216885
Birthday Bros
November 7th best birthday.

As a Sagittarius, I can confirm that we are whores. I've had probably 7 girlfriends before finally settling down, but since we love honesty I don't think we're likely to cheat. If I see someone I'd rather be with I'd tell you the truth and dump you first. Unlike Scorpios who will sleep with the whole neighborhood and still lie about it even if you catch them red handed.

>>17219635
Sex is actually can only be described as horrendous, i had a side chick who was an Aquarius with a fat booty and sex was amazing but yeah could be other reasons

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>>17219909
You don't have the balls yo

>be Sagittarius male
>tall, easy on the eyes, and charming
>people think I've fucked dozens of women
>I'm actually extremely conservative, old-fashioned, and picky with whom I date
>people don't believe me when I say I've only had sex with two women
>people just assume I'm a manwhore
It's a strange feel

>>17215303
>>17215478
Virgo Master Race. We'll quietly judge you to death from a distance.

>>17215478
This

>>17219858
No it's not, nor am I dumb, I would just like to have a second where I know where I stand with someone instead of you switching, like you have in this convo, from friendly to asshole in 2 seconds flat. Regardless that is why I distance myself from Gemini

>>17219932
Douche you best not let her know you're sneaking around. Taur's may be loyal, but wrong them and they are psychotic.

>>17219942

I'm the first two but I've actually fucked a bunch of women. Stop wasting your sign, faggot

>>17220116
I agree, my best friend was gemini, biggest bitch ever. Lied in my face knowing i would find out truth. Have no social boundaries about whats wrong or right. Worst friend ever. Back then i let her get away with a lot of shit. If it happened right now, bitchslap with a chair in face wouldnt been enough. BTW whole school have visited her bedroom before she finished highschool. HAHAHA JK she never finished it..

>>17220130
The fact is Gemi's don't know the lies from the truth half the time. They are so wrapped up in their duality that it bleeds together for them. Boundaries have no meaning because they don't mentally recognize them.

Any fem scorps born on Nov 12 here, looking to try out the true soulmate theory

>>17219930
My mom's a sagittarius and she has no trouble cheating or making out with another guy in front of her partners. Hell, I'm the result of adultery myself. She's always acted like a teen-aged self-entitled feminist (of the "all men are child molesters and rapists and should be shot, plz give women exclusive privileges" variety), and spent more time partying than actually giving a fuck about us kids or homemaking.

She has no sense of responsibility, but has always been very controlling and constrictive of everyone else. She was abusive towards all of us and the dozens of men she's dated over the years, yet refuses to acknowledge any of the misery she's caused as her fault and will always react violently when confronted.

So that's my only experience of a sagittarius. If you're all like that, you can just fuck right off.

>>17220193
Going to point out that this gross behavior is strictly that of an immature Sagittarius. Not every one of them is like that, but it's something that they have to outgrow.

You have my condolences for getting a child as a mother. I too had a Child for a mother, and it is a thing no one should deal with. Sadly... it's all too common.

>>17220222
>>17220193
Sorry bros, I know that feel. She's a libra though. A self entitled, manipulative, cheating whore libra

>>17220267
Poster who gave her condolences here: Mine was a fucking Scorpio. New guy every week, new hair every week. Never fed us. I am a taurus so I cleaned up her vomit, got her into the shower, out to work, packed up my brother, dragged him to day care, and was always late for school smelling of the litter box for her 7 cats.

Fucking bitch told me I betrayed her when I finally turned her in. Screwed my self esteem up and made me hate myself for years. She knew how to hurt me and used it.

>>17215336
That's such a fucking Pisces thing to say.

>>17216178
So what you're saying is.. It takes a long time to learn how to be patient?

>>17220316
Yes unless you are a natural at it.

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>>17216360

Parents are Capricorns. Great providers, not so much carers, but nowhere near as troublesome as yours. I suppose I've gained a little perspective here.

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The peacocking is cute but let's be real.
I'll have to speak up for the most interesting,
rare, and modest sign.
Gemini reporting in.

>>17220332
understand that child parents come in all zodiac signs. the signs just flavor them differently. My mom was abusive mentally, emotionally and physically and did it well because of her Scorpio ability to tear people down. Toxic as fuck and told my brother when he confronted her "I am not going to be your scapegoat, pull up your big boy pants."

taurus here, the most antisocial no doubt.. im in love w a capricorn yet thyre so weird how do i show my love to one

Capricorn for the meh.

We're possibly the most boring sign, even I can't deny that.

>>17220333
>That pic
>Boasts about superiority
>modest
>Proceeds to get trips
This is why people hate you.

>>17220381
Boring doesn't mean bad. Are you steady? Reliable, sexual (when you want to be) and loyal? All things scorps look for ;)

>>17220359
Romantic preferences are usually dictated by the sign and house placement of Venus as opposed to the Sun sign, whereas sexual preferences are shaped by a different planet altogether, Mars. People can have rather conflicting desires in this regard...

That said, the Sun sign does tell you a lot about the 'inner self' of a person and what they need in terms of self-validation in a relationship

Capricorns want you to reward and appreciate them for all of the hard work they do; not so much pampering them like a Leo would want but just making them feel like they're getting something practical in return for their efforts.

They can be particularly fear-driven and more so than any other sign they desire relationships that can withstand the test of time. "I will always be by your side" is perhaps one of the most reassuring things a Capricorn could ever hear.

>>17220193
My mom is a Sagittarius sun with a Scorpio moon and I swear that's what makes her crazy. I'm a Sagittarius sun and Sagittarius moon with zero of the problems she has. Maybe it's just because I'm not a woman idk

>>17215732
not him but fellow libra here
i would love to get fugged by a scorpio.
currently fugging a virgo hbu
libra master race

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>>17217832
HAH!
>zodiac is shit
finds sunsign tripcode

>>17220417

I'm hardly stable but that's more likely due to mental illness to an extent. Maybe it's even due to being a sagittarius in the majority of the planetary positions. Or because I'm just a fuck up.

Probably a nice combination in varying parts, really.

>>17217832
Yes because of people like you.
You raving cunt.

>>17219710
Us Taurii know how to tell these bitches how it is, probably from how we observe the shit out of this ludicrous vicious circle people inhabit themselves in.

Props, hornbro.

>>17221426
Thank you. And yeah, we may not move fast but at least we moves in a straight line

>>17221978
Oh, shut up. Scorpios are fucking undeserving of Cancer love. Dedicating 3 years of my life to some piece of shit who knows no love beyond self love was destructive and detrimental to my overall health. I shouldn't have to try to better myself for anyone; they should accept and love me for who I am otherwise, please, door is that way and follow that scorpio out, thank you bye!