We are doomed http://www.extremetech.com/extreme/ 220745-na

It's all one big irony because this "office for planetary defense" is what we'll need defense from in the first place. Can't wait to see the show light up the sky, I'm just wondering if it'll be as bad as some of Hollywood's CGI.

Nothing ever dies anon, embrace it.

>>17213618
We're doomed because people are dumb enough to believe in aliens.

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>yfw XCOM is real

>>17213618
>it's only for asteroids

Disappointing senpai - then again, maybe that's just what they're telling us.

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>>17214967

>>17213618
I actually do want a kind of mild alien invasion, or just lots of ufo's showing themselves in lots of places in every country, so that people would open their eyes and understand that there's more.

>>17215001
We should use steroids to beat them pussy asteroids.

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>Among other sources, the PDCO will be taking data from NASA’s preexisting Near Earth Objects Observation Program, making it a bit of a rebranding of a long-standing effort to protect against alien treats
>alien treats

>>17215248
Those treats are 1/2 of the ingredients to make a perfect little girl.

>>17215061
2013 in a nutshell.

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>>17215248

>>17214959
>We're the only ones in the universe.

>>17215286
Wat

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>>17213618
>You will never operate against ayy lmao's

>>17214967
just a tired and lovely baby seal

Maybe there are aliens, but they're less advanced that us. Like, still in monkey phase.

There could or could not be aliens in outer space, and either possibility is terrifying.

>>17215587
or get this maybe you are an alien to someone else did you ever think about that u kno?

>>17213618
Implying NASA could fund such a venture. >5 billion dollar budget a year... At the minimum it costs 50 billion to go to mars.. NASA has big plans in the future. And is using resources for said mars expensure.

>>17215075

estrogen blockers nucka

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>>17213618
Be wary of fnord OP.

Many do not see fnord, but it is there under your nose

PROJECTBLUEBEAM

Ayy lmao

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My fellow Earthicins