Zombie, are they possible?

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New to /x/ so any info or thoughts would appreciate

Also typo. The chickens where running around 24 hours later with no vitals

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_the_Headless_Chicken

plot twist.. the gas was just MRE farts.

The military surely must have some weird experimental shits on their shelves just to scare off the others militaries. Fortunately I don't think it goes much further than the experimental phase. Have you seen your buddy again to discuss this ?

I think your buddy is fucking with you. The rick of telling you anything real is pretty big and Intelligence is extremely boring stuff if your not the guy on the other side who needs to know where to aim the bombs. Even then I'm sure it's still really boring.

The only real zombies that could exist are psuedo zombies such as the rage virus, or a human version of O.unilateralis. In other words, things that cause a zombie like activity but don't actually make you dead. Undead are scientifically impossible as having no pulse would mean their bodies would lack necessary components for muscles to work properly. So even if you were to somehow resurrect a corpse, it wouldn't be able to move.

This was no chicken. It was evil manifest.

It's honestly believable, grew up on a farm and I can tell you for a fact that chickens, for some fucking reason will run around for a minute or so after being decapitated. So IF they were doing this kind of experiment, chickens would no doubt be the testing subject.