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Sometimes when I'm getting ready to sleep I feel these electrical surges moving through my body. Is my magical potential trying to break free?
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Sometimes when I take a crap my butthole goes shluuurp and vacuums back the poop into me. Is my inner child trying to get a grip on reality through my ass ?
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>>17204438
Yes. You need to drink more fluoride compounds to prevent your magical potentials from getting out of control.
You might end up pregnant or in jail!
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>>17204438
2 scenarios. You are attempting to leave your body or you are auto healing.
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Change your sheets. It might be static electricity.
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>>17204438

Could be brain damage, or SSRI antidepressants withdrawal.
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It could be diabetes.
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>>17204438
>Is my magical potential trying to break free?
Bahahaha, damn man you people broke the autism level...

Just use your magic to fuck off.
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>>17204438
You probably caught the gay or static electricity
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>>17204438
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paresthesia
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>>17204438
No, you are handicaped.
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Soul Travel
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astral projection symptoms.
don't listen to all these "magic is not real it must be super cancer :^))" fags
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>>17205440
There is an actual scientific term for it but that's not it.

Here
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exploding_head_syndrome
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>>17205561
No moron. That anon was right. This is completely different.
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>>17205503
magic is not real though
otherwise you faggots would be willing to showcase your magic in a peer reviewed scientific environment
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>>17205657
>peer reviewed

I don't trust my peers.
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>>17204438
Sure..., don't forget to take your pills child.
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>>17205657
And it has been done and they try saying oh its just coincidence
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