>be me >17 >sitting in class >always anxious as

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Fake and not real

Prob a skinwalker n sheiit tbqhwy

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Here's one for ya:
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>be me
>20
>Sitting next to my classmate talking about project
>Girl walks in...
>Looks like a super overweight beaver, let's call her Sadie
>Smells awful...wears a sweatshirt that says Reebok on it
>Sadie stares at me
>I proceed to flash a wave...
>She looks down angrily
>During our seminar, our professor lets us do individual work
>He goes to Sadie
>He tries to help her
>Then she screams NO at the top of her lungs
>He slowly backs off and walks out the room
>His face is so fucking red
>I silently cringe and walk out
>Finish assignment at midnight
>Fast forward to the end of October
>Working on final project
>Friends and I having fun with it
>Guess who fucking walks in...
>Sadie walks in, works on her project
>Friends and I are recording now
>As soon as we start with the improv shit, all of a sudden...
>"Wow, you guys are loud"
>Are you fucking kidding me?
>Click the stop button
>We laugh it off
>"Okay guys, what's so funny?"
>Proceed to ignore her
>Continue recording and then...
>Sadie starts laughing like a goddamned howler monkey
>mfw pic related
>you are so fucking dead...
>I sit there, and ask my friend to grab his trombone
>about two minutes later, friend brings back horn
>I position the microphone to the bell of said horn
>I tell him...very calmly...very vehemently
>...blow...
>My ears bleed as the sound rattles my skull
>Sadie slams the desk, grabs bag and walks out
>Thankfuckinggod.jpg
>Pass the fucking assignment, she fails
>Fastforwardtofinalsweek
>Sadie is in there
>Classmate and I are talking about redoing a project
>Sadie out of the blue starts talking out her ass
>"Oh you poooooor baby..."
>IJustDon'tGiveAFuck
>I look over
>I say, "Ok"
>She gets mad
>Walks out AGAIN.
>Go to later that same day
>Hanging with classmates in the lab
>Sadie walks in
>oh fuck
>Sit there
>Friend starts giving me shit
>"There's your gf, OP"
>"Fuck off"
>Friend starts giving Sadie his neverending smart ass tal

Cont.

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>Sadie then turns around, and proceeds to call him faggot
>wtf
>he turns around and says
>woah
>wtf did you say
>she then starts saying shit about jesus
>ohmyfuckinggodherewego...
>He then looks at her straight in the eye
>Goes up to her and says...
>"I wouldn't mind telling OP that he has a nice ass."
>I play off of this shit immediately
>Her face begins to turn so fucking red
>leaves class

She came to finals, but she failed all the classes that she was supposed to have for her degree...thank god she's gone.