I want somebody who claims to be a psychic to give me the Powerball

>>17200349
if i were you i would just ask for a cure to stop being such a faggit

>>17200349
There is no form of psi functioning capable of doing what you ask, at least not that I know of.

Besides, if there were, we would know about it publicly by now.

>>17200349

546607

>>17200527
This was my answer too.

>>17200532
>>17200532
Yhea, my too!

>>17200349
I want to know what that damn drink is.

>>17200676
Coffee and milk

OP, be honest: If you had The Numbers, would you post them to 4chan?

>>17200676
Looks like milk + sugary syrup + flavored sugary syrup with a shot of espresso
The things fat white girls drink

wat r the numbers?!?!

>>17200842
What do they mean, Mason?

hnnng. no. like how many r there?

>>17200871
2

>>17200349
>hey psychic! i want powerball numbers
>thinks the psychic wont deliberetly give him wrong numbers and use the right numbers for himself

what are you, an alcohol?

>>17200941
i can only lol. ok. i wanna try tthis XD
me n my moms r going 2 get 1 l8tr, s0 ill b bac later.

>>17200349
856687

>>17200349
Alright buts you gots ta split it up wif mez

>>17200349
Dontcha know...
dontcha fucking know...?
The devil ate my baby
cooked him up with gravy
cut him into little bits
served him up with giblets
reality's gettin hazy
guess im going crazy
my mind is in a fog
might as well eat my dog
guess those pills aint workin
cut my wrists while twerkin
eatin some broken glass
shovin knives up my ass
this shit will be the end of me
guess I'll watch some tv
now's the end of the show
watch the body count start to grow.

Also you ain't getting those numbers OP. Nobody with that ability would give the winning numbers away to some random chump on /x/.

>>17200349
You idiot, don't you know that most large lottery companies employ anti-psychic measures?

28-36-39-53-59 (16)

Good Luck

10-44-39-68-37-(26)

Also, Donald Trump loses the election.

>>17201400
>Also, Donald Trump loses the election.
Don't need to be psychic to tell that.

>>17201441
Well yeah, but just in case, by some unfathomable improbability, I managed to actually guess correctly, I want /pol/ to shit bricks.

The trick isn't to know what the winning numbers are ahead of time. The numbers are random. The trick is to make your numbers be the winning numbers.

>>17200860
yesss

>>17201441
Trump wont lose the election, there's very few people who've seen a president get assasinated.

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>>17201509
Well, in that case: I am imagining the infinite butthurt of /pol/ when my numbers are correct. They WILL be right, and we WILL feel the Bern.

I desire the pololcalypse more than anything. Ten thousand years of intense desire, I direct thee! Synchronize your synchronicity with the Balls of Power, let them become the comedic happening. Come on, it's just 6 little balls! Just small specks of dust in the grand scheme of things. I am imagining them now, the balls are touching, let it be so!

>>17200782
>17200672
it's white, it has no coffee in it seriously are you retarded? that's caramel you fucking idiot
bet you 5 bucks its a vanilla bean frap with extra caramel

I will use my post numbers for the next ticket I purchase
Rollin

it would be funny if after making a screenshoot of this thread the actual winning numbers appeared here.

>>17200349
That's more or less like saying "I want somebody who claims to be a biologist to give me the cure for AIDS. Show me your knowledge!"

That's just not how it works, son.

>>17202577
It won't be anything anyone expects it to be

the winner will probably be someone who bought the ticket and forgot about it rather than someone who sat there watching

You can't do the physically impossible, like a lotto draw. You're only psychic through other people; consciousness, ESP.

>>17200349
I'm too lazy to look this shit up. Tell me when and where the next Powerball draw is and how many numbers are to be drawn and I'll see what I can do.

>>17202646
OP here.

It's Wednesday night. 5 numbers + 1 Powerball number.

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>>17200349
You know OP, if a psychic actually proved they were psychic, they'd get ass loads of money from researchers and skeptic groups.

[spoiler]There's no such thing as psychics[/spoiler]

4 8 15 16 23 42

>>17203110
Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday. Three days from now. Where is this again?

Powerball might be 23, but that's easily just my mind pushing the dumbest most cliche number I can think of. The location matters a great deal with this type of remote viewing.

>>17203148
Not to mention lottery and gambling

>>17203166
It's in California. San Diego, CA. Clairemont neighborhood. I'll be buying my tickets at the CVS on Balboa Ave.

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>>17200349
1, 2, um... 3, 4? k.. k5. Yeah k5, 6. Hey how you doing!? Hey! Oh yeah. Yeah, the last one's 7.

>>17203202
Well, hypothetically if being psychic didn't "work that way" and they couldn't make money gambling, they could still make money the other way by proving they're psychic.

>>17200947
yes

>>17203214
Thanks, I'll see what I can do. Normally this stuff is reactive to widespread psychic influence, so it'll shift on you when you try to view it. Suffice to say this stuff isn't entirely unprotected.

9 8 32 14 21 16

Well, that's surprising. Let me know if it works. Or don't. I honestly don't care. Nothing lost in trying.

>>17203364
What are your initials, so if I win you can contact me and I'll cut you off a nice piece?

>>17200349
8675309

>>17203387
BM

2311957

>>17202637
But everything is energy, and energy is consciousness of the same thing.

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>>17201376
>>17201400
>>17203153
>>17203364
>>17205181
how stupid are you guys going to feel when 1 of these are spot on to at least 4 numbers?

tfw

>>17200349
That's the shittiest caramel macchiato I've ever seen. I'm calling Howard

>>17202021

retarded? no. you thinking that being able to identify a starbucks drink would in any way make you a more intelligent individual is fucking retarded and quite pathetic if i may say so. eat hipster dick, you faggot.