I want somebody who claims to be a psychic to give me the Powerball numbers for the next draw. Post the numbers in this thread along with your name/pseudonym and you'll be witnessed.
C'mon. Show me your powers!
dontcha fucking know...?
The devil ate my baby
cooked him up with gravy
cut him into little bits
served him up with giblets
reality's gettin hazy
guess im going crazy
my mind is in a fog
might as well eat my dog
guess those pills aint workin
cut my wrists while twerkin
eatin some broken glass
shovin knives up my ass
this shit will be the end of me
guess I'll watch some tv
now's the end of the show
watch the body count start to grow.
Also you ain't getting those numbers OP. Nobody with that ability would give the winning numbers away to some random chump on /x/.
Well, in that case: I am imagining the infinite butthurt of /pol/ when my numbers are correct. They WILL be right, and we WILL feel the Bern.
I desire the pololcalypse more than anything. Ten thousand years of intense desire, I direct thee! Synchronize your synchronicity with the Balls of Power, let them become the comedic happening. Come on, it's just 6 little balls! Just small specks of dust in the grand scheme of things. I am imagining them now, the balls are touching, let it be so!
You know OP, if a psychic actually proved they were psychic, they'd get ass loads of money from researchers and skeptic groups.
[spoiler]There's no such thing as psychics[/spoiler]
Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday. Three days from now. Where is this again?
Powerball might be 23, but that's easily just my mind pushing the dumbest most cliche number I can think of. The location matters a great deal with this type of remote viewing.
1, 2, um... 3, 4? k.. k5. Yeah k5, 6. Hey how you doing!? Hey! Oh yeah. Yeah, the last one's 7.
Thanks, I'll see what I can do. Normally this stuff is reactive to widespread psychic influence, so it'll shift on you when you try to view it. Suffice to say this stuff isn't entirely unprotected.
9 8 32 14 21 16
Well, that's surprising. Let me know if it works. Or don't. I honestly don't care. Nothing lost in trying.
how stupid are you guys going to feel when 1 of these are spot on to at least 4 numbers?
retarded? no. you thinking that being able to identify a starbucks drink would in any way make you a more intelligent individual is fucking retarded and quite pathetic if i may say so. eat hipster dick, you faggot.