what's the worst thing you've seen, looking through

I saw something that looked like a giant spider sitting at their dining room table. Its limbs moved like a spider's would and it just seemed to be chilling out there.

For what it's worth, I was driving around on a hunt for fast food while listening to Art Bell at the time, but I know what I saw.

>>17189431
Is pic related?Because I don't see anything weird in there

>>17189624
you have to understand that I'm waiting here for a reason

>>17189651
Forget the back of the clock

My own crying reflection.

>>17189656
what?

>>17189669
Take it easy man, everything will turn better, its just matter of time. Trust me, I've been there.

>>17189431
I grew up in a house, behide us was an empty lot, behide that was the back of an apartment complex, so I used to do a lot of window watching as a bored little kiddo. Nothing interesting really, just saw a woman get a tv remote chucked at her pretty hard once, she went away from the window after that so never knew what happened, this is probs the best you'll get b4 the rper's join us.

saw a friend rush to find clothing after i knocked once. :/

I once saw a fat naked dude with long pubes cooking bacon in his kitchen. His pubes were like a biker's beard, these were pubes of wisdom.

It still sends chills down my spine.

>>17189431
An old man's butt

>>17191498
jolly good

>>17191498
Kek

Used to walk to the local comprehensive school (which had a pool) once a week in year 5 with my class from primary school, we all saw this couple having sex in the window of one of the houses in the estate we cut through. Was hilarious

Our world>>17189431

I went to my gfs house and she wasn't answering, so I went around the back and looked in the window. She was in bed banging a black dude.

It was scary because it never happened, she wasn't even home. I must've hallucinated it.

>>17191652
Reminds me of a time me and bf were walking around neighborhood late at night and came up on his corner neighbor straddlin some dude in her car. She tried to hide that pale ass sideboob but the damage was already done, we still laugh our asses of about it.

>>17189431

>living in an apartment block
>500 a fortnight, fuck me dead.
>hardly open my blinds because lazy
>one day I decide to air the room out
>it's summer and the humidity makes things smell
>look over into another guys window in the apartment directly across from mine
>guy hanging his shirt from the ceiling, hand washing it
>oh_ok.png
>there's a washing line that extends between our two windows with his clothes on it
>I don't use it, I go to a laundromat next door
>realise something's wrong
>just watch him spray his shirt and scrub it
>he busts out a hair dryer and uses it
>he's now scrubbing furiously and occasionally pacing back and forth running his hands through his hair
>see blood splashed all over the lower torso of shirt
>he's visibly panicking and looks around
>he sees me
>FUCK
>rips blinds closed as fast as I can
>sleep with a knife under my pillow for a month

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>>17191498
> pubes of wisdom

>>17191715
Cuck

In elementary school me and my friend were once spying in these condo windows with my telescope. We didn't see anything interesting though.

Myself.

dad parked alongside this house and me and my friend in the back saw this kid in his room full on Ballerina dancing and signing. His face was priceless shutting the blinds when he saw us laughing our heads off

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>>17194351
>Feels a great sense of joy by exposing the feminine, or un-masculine qualities in others
Closet faggot detected

and before you try to deny it, be aware that you cannot change my mind

>>17189431
My self...

>>17194365
y u mad tho

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>>17194308
True terror

>>17194381
12 years of American public schooling and 16 years of emotional abuse from my parents

honestly, I can't remember looking through any windows.

I don't really look in other peoples' windows but I'm an exhibitionist so I know people have seen some good shit through mine since the stories have come back to me through the grapevine. Love that.

>>17194398
Oh so that's why you think everybody is gay? That's what your parents always called you.

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Does it count if its the window of their front door? Our next door neighbor growing up had a nervous breakdown after her father died, and for some forever unknown reason my mother sent my 12 year old sister over to try and borrow some flour.

Knowing the woman was 100% off the rails my sister brought her friend with her to save her life/act as a witness.

The woman came to the front door wearing one of her father's button down shirts, underpants (she was easily 250 lbs) and a dead, eviscerated skunk on top of her head like a hat, blood dripping down her face and into her eyes.

>nope.

Sister runs home losing her shit, we call 911 for someone to come help this woman. "If she's not hurting anyone we can't force her to go to the hospital."

She got arrested a few months later for walking down the street of our neighborhood in her underwear with a rifle.

>>17194423
No, I practice ballet because I like to dance, and there aren't any other organized schools of dance available

I imagine you like hurting people because you have no talent and thus have no other way to make communion with the spirits of others

>>17189431
Hmm the worst thing I have seen was a 300 plus fat man maybe 5,6 cooking what appeared to be bacon and eggs naked in the kitchen.. best was multiple women showing me their tits and snatch

At work once, see these two tweens through a the window right next to my desk fucking.
Like, they couldn't have been older than 12 and the kid whips down her pants and starts pumping away.

My boss comes in screaming at me for watching porn and I point to the window, the girls eyes meet mine and she freaks out but the kid wouldn't stop.
My boss ran out there and screamed "You're raping her!!" And the kid ran off without his pants!

We had to call the girls father and show him the CCTV because she told him we were lying.
His face! Rage doesn't do it justice.

>>17189669

Just be yourself.

>>17194441
Why do people always cook breakfast in their homes naked with the windows open? What happened to pajamas? Why are they always fat?

>>17191498
>>17194495
Cooking bacon or doing any kind of pan frying while naked or even shirtless is a terrible idea.

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>>17194495
Why is it so hard to explain ANYTHING to a group of people?

saw my friends neighbour, a girl next door getting knotted by her dog

You people are fucking creepy.

>>17194513
Why did you have to post that EVIL thing?

>>17194590
It's not my fault, I have parasites

>>17189431
Not too long ago I lived in the middle of this little suburb area. We were in the middle of moving and we heard screaming from the guy who lived next door at his kid asking if the kid was retarded even though he was only five. Kid was probably beat because after we saw the kid sitting on the kitchen sink from the bathroom window and the dad putting on adhesives and whatnot. Growing up in a shitty area and reporting those types of things I knew nothing would happen so I just continued to live my life.

>Be 11
>Be at some rubbish school disco at local church hall
>Wander out the back into the cloakroom with friend
>Friend starts screaming her shit off, pointing out the window
>See some shadowy figure in the window of the building opposite
>Bunch of people come running
>About 50 kids all losing their shit over it and wanting to leave.

I have no idea what it was. I doubt it was anything paranormal now, but at the time it scared the crap out of everyone. The teacher didn't even help the situation by saying stuff like "It probably isn't even human" and "It probably isn't even alive" haha.

>Be 8
>Go to call on friend
>Nobody seems to be home
>Go to look through window
>BLACK HEAD LOOKS RIGHT AT ME
AAAAAGGGHHHHHHHH
>Oh it's just a shitty statue
>The end

>>17191671
Deep

7 years ago I saw my mom getting murdered by our neighbour. He was stabbing her in the vagina with his penis. I passed out and woke up and she was gone. Dad said she's dead to us now. I didnt know you can die like that. I miss you mom.

I bet it wasn't the first time

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>>17194439
Fag

>>17194618
Some retard is spamming the same set of images across /x/ lately.
>>17194910

A guy point at me and shake his finger.

>>17195295
>it's the no fun allowed shitposter too
What a surprise.

>>17194508
Cooking bacon without full welding apparel is going to be a bad time.

>>17195295
It's from bloodborne

>>17194365
dr fraud meet george carlin

>>17194427
I like this story

I was about to go coock bacon in my underwear. I'm not fat though.

>>17194508
One time I was cooking bacon with and the grease went down my bra and burnt my nipple.
Showering was terrible it was all red and puffy too

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>>17189431
>underage
>drinking
>130 in the morning
>walking through apartments with two friends
>look up at window
>pic related is staring at us
>closes window and leans back
>window opens again
>stares at us again
>happens two more times
>take off running

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>>17194439

>>17196744
I know someone who had a big life size Dilbert dummy in their office.

>>17192337
Its rear window all over again

My childhood friend's dad owns a big-ass hundred year old house that used to be a school. Half the rooms were closed off last time I was there and when I was outside once I saw a hand touching the inside of the window. And everybody else was in the other side of the house.

>>17194456
Beautiful

>>17196741
Anon, why even wear a bra?

>>17194299
Good one, tell it again.

>>17202495
In elementary school me and my friend were once spying in these condo windows with my telescope. We didn't see anything interesting though

>Get home from work
>Late at night because 2nd shift
>Check mail
>Have couple of mail of my neighbor
>reserved guy, 50ish, lives alone
>Just gonna drop it in his box by door
>Get up to door
>Has small side windows by door
>Lights on can see kitchen in back of the house
>Dude comes dancing across in kitchen
>Seems like he's cooking and dancing to music
>Full blown dressed up in woman's clothes and heels
>Has make-up on

I dropped the mail straight on the porch and GTFO. I didn't want to open and close the box bc I was afraid he'd hear me. Worst part is I see the guy all the time. Small chat and shit. It's hard to look at him the same. I think he knows I know and it's awkward.

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>>17191715

>>17191715
>even in his hallucinations, anon is a cuck

>>17202849
Cuck? No. Paranoid? Definitely.

I'd have dropped them both then shat on their unconscious faces. Luckily for them I was seeing things. Luckily for me she wasn't cheating.

I bet his dick was huge desu tam

>>17189431
Melissa Ethridge.

>>17202495
I saw underage boobies.

>>17194495
cant a guy be fat and still have have a nice time?

Sadly I've not seen much interesting stuff myself. However I have been caught while having sex by someone seeing us through the window a couple times. It's usually kinda just a funny thing but one time, whoever the person was, was pretty creepy about it.

>>17194439

Good on you Anon.

Where I was around 14, I was hanging out with some friends a few blocks where I live. It was dusk, and a summer night. We were walking to a friends house when we looked across the street and through a huge window saw a retarded man (you could tell from his face and his reactions) dancing with a blow up doll. When he noticed us watching him he spazzed and closed the blinds.

Also, around that time I saw to ET's through a second floor window in a different house.

>>17199881
Hey kid, keep it wheel

>>17203695
Tell us about the creepy guy

Once when I was undressing and getting ready for the shower 2 male friends of mine were peaking though the window at me while giggling.

>>17194439
Anon; I wouldn't take it that way we can't spend to much time thinking about what others think of us.
It will only lead to these things hurting you more,
one must know if they are going to be apart of something that is not deemed the norm for society that they are going to face ridicule.
Is it completely unnecessary and uncalled for? Yes, but go and show them you aren't phased by the ridicule and do what you like to do.
I can't count the time's I've gotten shit from random people walking down the street while minding my own business just call me a faggot, or my personal favorite when they are with a group of their friends and they point and laugh being the crazy fuck that I am I like confronting them, yes this usually will go either way, they back off or I beat the shit out off them and leave.
But since I'm in my mid twenties now I hardly even notice it anymore and if I do I ignore it or if I'm in a shit mood I'll say something back.
I have three people with me most of the time but just in case shit goes south I always Cary
an assisted opening knife that I make sure to keep sharpened in my left pocket of my leather jacket or any jacket I am wearing.
Have never brought it out will only do so if two or more people try to attack me hopefully it doesn't come to that, but I live in a pretty crazy state where I have had guns pulled on me because some guy cut us off while driving he gets mad and starts waiving his gun out the window at us so we chased him to the mall where he pulled in and quickly went into the mall with the gun with his girlfriend so we waited and hid behind these pillars at the entrance for him to come out to try damage control if this motherfucker was going to start shooting at are car we would have the lead on him from behind as well as the cops already on the way.
It was some dumb 19 year old redneck who was actually trying to make something of himself and was in training for the army, but thanks to that he got locked up & kicked out.

I was sitting around in high school once not doing my work and I saw McGruff the Crime Dog walk past the door. Nobody else saw him apparently.

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>got new Sony camcorder
>wanted to do something with it
>a block away from home I was in my car
>I pulled out camcorder, videotaping houses on my left, one hand on cam, the other on steering wheel
>don't ask, I don't even know why
>third, fourth house whatever, I see a boy
>Boy is looking out his front door window looking spooky af
>Boy and I lock eyes
>OHSHIT!!!!.mov
>thought cops will be at my house any moment now, accusing me of being a pedo stalker or potential serial killer, but nothing happened.

I wonder who was more spooked. He or me.

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>>17207352
>this happened at night by the way. That's why the kid looked so creepy.

>>17194660
topkek

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Saw a really fat girl with a dirty stained ass crack doing reverse cowgirl while the dude stuck his index in and out of her anus. You could see a faint brown sheen on his finger.

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>>17207470

>>17196741
L O N D O N
>>17194508
Don't be a pussy, girls dig scars.

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>>17194024

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I've got just the thing.

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>>17209786
I don't get it.

There used to a be a dilapidated house in the woods about 3 miles from my own home. I'd often go past it while jogging in the mornings. It had obviously been abandoned for quite some time, decades at least. Sometimes I'd stop and check out the house, look through the windows. Everything was run down but intact, beds, dressers, stove, bookshelves. I noticed in one bedroom there was carpet with pretty large mushrooms growing up from it all around the bed, there was definitely water damage. One day I stopped again and looked through the windows facing the road, nearest to the kitchen, sorta in between the kitchen and and a living room. There was what appeared to be a human tibia bone with the foot part attached on a card table. Every time I glanced in previously there was nothing on the table. But the light was fairly faint so my mind may have been playing tricks on me. I got super nervous and left immediately. A few weeks later someone started stripping the building and it got demolished. I never saw the actual act of it getting demolished/stripped but noticed it after the fact. Now it's just an empty plot of land with a for sale sign. It was probably nothing! But I got spooked.

>>17209910
Is that a screenshot from Magnolia? PTA you fucking hack

>>17189431
not really spooky but
>15
>staying at aunts
>sitting watching movies with aunt
>about 00:30
>aunts living room windows look out onto the street, gardens and old boarded up flats on other side of gardens
>keep seeing lights flicker on and off out corner of eye
>think its nothing
>aunt mentions seeing it
>coming from flats across the gardens
>switch light off
>dvd paused, tv on standby
>watch lights switch on then off
>weird distorted figures passing the windows and standing around inside the flats
>watch this go on for a good 20 minutes
>weird distorted figures like bird people enter and leave flats
>suddenly stops
>lie and wait
>nothing
>go back to watching movies
>cant sleep cause cant stop thinking about those weird people
>mention it the next morning
>we talk about it
>put it down to junkies using the place to shoot up/squat

>>17196741
Tits or gtfo plz

>>17189431
a fairy with boots dancing with a dwarf

The three missing girls in Cleveland, oh. Psyche I couldn't see anything because all the windows were covered

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This isn't really paranormal but still sort of weird.
>Be me, 13 or so
>Live with parents and grandfather
>Grandpop's favourite spot is his chair next to the window
>We lived in a condo so he could easily see the front porches and garages of other condos
>He was immensely freaked out by a neighbor he called "The Sweeper Lady"
>She was probably around 60-65, lived alone, and was very frail and thin
>She would romp about in her garage sweeping the floor for hours at a time
>Also, the garage was always completely empty save for her car; no boxes, tools, rugs, nothing
I thought my grandfather was kidding until he would call me and pull back the shades several times over the course of a few hours to prove it. It probably had something to do with the fact that she was old and lived by herself, along with how that neighborhood had some even weirder people, but still odd nonetheless.

>>17189431
old guy changing clothes
just kidding, i don't usually look through other people's windows.

>>17211001
i dont believe you

>>17209786
is that junji?

>>17194406
Such as?

>>17189431
no one believes me everytime I tell this one but here we go, one thing to note, as a kid I didn't get so scared of stuff as I am now so no wonder why I was unfazed by this, more like curious if anything

>be dirty mexican, visit cousins living near a zone where a lot of cats were killed for dissection, place became popular because some telemundo news show broadcasted the place once and my mother told me not to tell anyone
>visiting said cousins/aunt, it was basically like a farm without producing anything useful, just chucked up in the middle of nowhere, you had to take a detour from the main road, closest civilization was several KM away
>be around 10 and visiting with mom/sister and sleeping in the same room as aunt/uncle/mom
>watch a huge ass light illuminate the whole damn room like the lights of a card being turned on and pointed towards the room
>wake up mother and ask her if she saw the lights as well
>she tells me to ignore it and hurry back to sleep
we didn't talk about this ever again

>>17211345
Ya gotta

>>17202616
Oh well, Guy likes to be in drag. at least he's doing it in his own privacy.

>>17211706
Pleeease ask her about it and report back to us pleeease. If you want, I mean... but why not?

>>17209974
Everyone else on the internet lies; you could too ya know.

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>>17189431
>neighborhood is built on a hill, 3 miles away from uni
>trail I walk my dog is even with back beedrooms, all of which have balcony with sliding glass doors
>regularly spot neighbors having sex or rubbing one out
>distance to uni means half a dozen houses are short term sorority houses
>college girls live like fucking pigs

not through a window but
>neighbor chill dude gets his dick wet in some crazy
>he keeps finding shit in his backyard that isn't from his dog
>I keep finding shit on my dog path, our resident dog owners have always been fastidious
>thinking 'maybe bums are coming out of the canyon to wipe with some soothing aloe and iceplant'
>chill dude comes home to find girl shit/piss/masturbating in the backyard
>chill dude is down for a little freaky but this is to much he tells her to leave
>she tries seducing him into ignoring what has obviously been happening for months
>he tells her not to bother returning his spare key he is changing the locks
>she loses it screaming bloody murder, attacking him with shit hands and rubbing it on his furniture, hitting herself to make it look like he was abusing her, and crying waterworks
>glory be nondiscript pulls up in under five minutes thanks to nosy neighbors
>cop puts hysterical girl in car and starts to grill chill dude
>until background on the girl comes in, and crazy has a long history of false claims, and violent erratic behavior
>when it becomes obvious cop is not going to take her side she loses it again.
>cop had to hose his car down inside to get the shit off the windows and walls

>>17189431

My German teacher.
I was taking a piss, and when I looked through the window, she was approaching from another building.
That was the worst thing... I hated German lectures.

>>17191715
He stood about six or seven feet
Now, that's the nigga I'd been seeing in my sleep
So we triple-teamed on him
Dropping them motherfuckin B's on him
The more I swung the more blood flew
Then he disappeared and my boys disappeared, too
Then I felt just like a fiend
It wasn't even close to Halloween
It was dark as fuck on the streets
My hands were all bloody from punching on the concrete
God damn, homie
My mind is playing tricks on me

>>17190444
Check em

>>17211296
Talk bout the weirder ones

I saw a couple fucking when I was in college.

I was just walking too the nearby 7/11 when I caught a quick glimpse of what it's like to actually have sex

I saw myself eating dinner.

>>17189431
I saw a dude jerking off his german shepard a few years ago when I was working a seasonal job for UPS

Also a fat santa claus looking guy blowing a skinny emo Asian.

bretty spoopy

>>17211583
No. Artist named Uno Moralez.

>>17196741
>"grease went down"

Did you accidentally tilt the pan when you were attempting to drink the grease, you fat fuck?

>>17217205
Brilliant

>>17205554
wut

>>17194651
Are you sure the kid hadn't just done something really stupid and hurt itself and the guy was panicking?

my reflection

>>17194484
:o)

>>17211706
Ayy

>>17189431
My neighbors dick

>>17189651
>>17189656

what?

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>>17195299

>>17217460
lol seriously?

>>17191715
>It was scary because it never happened, she wasn't even home. I must've hallucinated it.

I bet she never existed either

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>>17203468
Holy fuck this made me laugh. Fucking plebs don't get this joke.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaY5-LGYJKc