There's someone else I'd like to be. His life is perfect.

>>17183453
Stop. Get help. Become happy with yourself.
Fin.

You seriously think a powerful magic like this can exist?

>>17183463
I can't bear being myself anymore.

>>17183465
...Maybe? Is it such an outlandish concept?

>>17183488

For what reason? You'd ruin his life and body most probably.

>>17183453
LSD perhaps?

Go get help right now. You're not ok

>>17183453
You have a serious condition called "being human". It can not be cured, only treated and managed.

>>17183767
It can be cured by getting bit by werewolf or a vampire, or getting touch by skynet and turned into a terminator, or getting probed.by an alien and becoming a cyborg, or by getting hit by radiation and becoming a super mutant, or by getting crushed by a piano and becoming a pancake.

>>17183815
If you're a prepubescent male, the Astartes treatment is also available.