I got a phone call, to a broken phone...

Also if I wasn't clear in OP the 5th phone is my working cell phone which is irrelevant rn

Background info on the iPhone:
It was my sisters phone which she dropped and forgot the password to. Dumb bitch also forgot icloud login and that apple is a piece of fucking shit the shit is basically locked forever.

Ok now will cont.

Is your sim card still active in that phone? Can you charge it again and make calls with it?

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>Voice: 257180
>Me: What the fuck are you talking about
>Voice: you don't look in the sky for god you look inside you
I hung up.
Immediately calls back

>Me: Stop calling me
This is where shit has got me freaked out,
>Voice: ANON at ADDRESS

This fucking creep not only knows my name but also my address.

>Me: who the fuck are you
>Voice: In 2 days check the mail

Really thinking about not checking my mail for a couple weeks.

So /x/ what the fuck do i do now?
It can't be my sister as she is not very tech savy and doesn't have many friends+I have had the phone for months now.

I'm not the type of person to fuck someone over etc. I don't know who would want to do this at all my friends are stoner morons who don't know shit about anything so I doubt they could pull this off.

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>>17176367
Take a photo of the phone with a time stamp and prove that it is locked by texting your sister and asking about the phone. Take a photo of the text message instead of a screenshot, that's harder to fake. Do this in the next 15 minutes or this whole story is a bullshit story you made up.

>>17176379
I'm pretty sure the sim card is still in the phone just not active because the phone is locked and only makes you make 'emergency' calls, when I say locked I mean not even set up yet its fucked basically so I have no idea how this would happen.

>>17176422
Wtf you mean msg my sister and take a photo of the text not the screenshot? I will post timestamp with phone in a min. Its 3am not texting my sister rn

This is odd OP. Any insight into the meaning of the message?

Update:
turned iphone back on and still locked
>inb4 plug into itunes fagot
I already have like a month ago and it didn't restore idk thats why android master race

>>17176439
No thats why i asked you guys, I dont think this year is anythig special for me

3 weeks ago my dad died of an overdose though so its my first year without him ...

>>17176431
This photo?

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>>17176467
Sorry had to switch to mobile

Ok unpluging phone now fuck it let it die

>>17176472
Wait to check the mail and then post that shit
If it's really a legit person out to kill you report that shit to the police

>>17176416
Check your mail in two days faggot, don't be a little bitch.

>>17176480
I don't want to get attacked by anthrax lmao

Also update:
180 days from now equals exactly july 4th

This is not really a big day or memory for me so idk how this is significant

>>17176493
Yooooooooooo
I'm just spouting shit but maybe the fireworks are to muffle a gunshot? Don't be a faggot and go to the police.

>>17176507
damn i didnt even think of that

>>17176489
do you think this thread will stay alive for 2 days

>>17176493
I think the post office heats letters or uses something or something so that won't ever happen.

Well looks like OP is going to die in 180 days. RIP OP

>Get out of here
>180 days = Independence Day

He is telling you to get out of America but why?
This guy may be trying to help you not hurt you...
just a thought

>5 phones
>locked iphone 4

I think you robbed the wrong person anon.

>>17176581
Idk man its a risk, I guess ill just wait to see whats in the mail

>>17176583
no 2 of them are my old ones, 1's my friends broke one and the other is my sisters

Why does everyone think the guy is out for OPs life to begin with?
>2016 is your year
>get out of here
>180 days
>257180
>you don't look in the sky for god you look inside you
>In 2 days check the mail
Calling it now: OP as been THE ONE all along.
2016 is the year he will get out of here.
180 days is a deadline, in precisely 180 days OP will be taken out of here by his benefactors.
257180 might be a code, password or PO box or something.
Check the mail in two days OP, do it.
It's probably another clue or important items you'll need.
OP AS BEEN CHOSEN!

If the caller was calling from an iPhone you don't need cell service. If you have wifi you can call apple to apple with no cell service.

>>17176602
Chosen for what ?

>>17176608
It doesn't let me connect and either way the # wasn't a iphone number as i said before it was long asf.

>>17176632
Fuck if I know, senpai. Most of it was me joking because it seems very Matrix like, but yeah, it might not be bad.
It just seems weird to suddenly jump to a single conclusion when, from what you told us, the caller hasn't even implied to want to harm you but to warn you of an imminent happening.
This is /x/ mang, haven't you read enough stories, theories and pasta to form a myriad of possibilities, no matter how stupid or crazy?

>>17176602
Maybe the numbers are grid corodinates, with or without the 180 because it could refer to the days

srood ruoy kcol dluohs uoy

>>17176526
Make a new thread faggot

>>17176670
no

>>17176666
I think the post numbers are telling me something...

>>17176493
youve been visited by the ghost of america OP

>>17176555
trips

>>17176743
Fuck you, I got quads 6666

>>17176693
Satan is contacting op

When did you get the message?

>>17176666
>6666

fuggggg :^))))

Have you tried that number as the iphone code. Also, Role play.

>>17176416
Video titled same number on YT.
https://youtu.be/mLYgVE2W_SQ
They are practising their drill skills to dispose of corpses.

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>>17176602
> 257180
It's how much time you got left OP
But what's at the deadline ?

Breakthrough:
Okay not much but I just got rhat 257180=almost 180 days as >>17177125 said also 180 days equal 25.7 weeks. I dont know how that helps though

Rip OP

>>17177125
maybe isis attack, im thinking because his sister surfed on encrypted.

>>17178021
Lmao op sister is isis

>>17178063
SISter ISIS, illuminati confirmed

>>17176670
Maybe

>>17178335
I definitly should
>>17178021
Uhh no
>>17177983
Damn, thats good but I still have no idea what it means

Also nothing has happened since but the phone is dead so idk if they tried to call back

> 4th of july
Is this V all over again? Can you record it and post it here so we all can hear it and try to figure out the voice calling you?

>>17178702
I didn't record sorry but tried to explain it the best I could.

>>17178728
Is the voice seems recorded?

>>17178733
It didn't sound recorded but it never responded to any of my questions so its possible.

>>17178748
op you got any reason for anyone to do you harm? You not heard of how a certain breed of hitmen warn potential targets?

>>17178748
It might be some marketing plot to make people buy their product or its just a prank. It can also be you who made it and sent it to yourself. Can you try to check the date and time you were called?

>>17177029
omfg OP is going in that machine!!!!

>>17178785
No as I said before I doubt anyone would order a hit out on me

>>17178790
Nope phone is forever locked

>>17178831
For now just be careful anon.

That sounds like masonic code to me. I overheard a step uncle of mine call someone and say "2006 will be a good year" which is basically what your guy said. The whole thing about the sky sounds familiar too.

>>17176422
That's a little excessive. >>17176472
And this is bullshit. Obvious fake shit now since you're only showing part of the cord and since you wrote extra to not have to write the year, so obviously bullshit. If for some reason it's not bullshit you're still too much of a dumbass for me to take seriously now.

>>17178939
where are you from who did ur step uncle kill?

>>17176493
This is viral marketing for the sequel to independence day. Op is a corporate shill from Hollywood.

Other threads suggests that something will happen at a global scale this year, maybe the caller is trying to "save" you from thid alleged incident(?)

>>17179302
i only wonder that the reason anyone believes that anything will ever happen is the influx of new users who dont know of the countless other prophecies that never were true fuck you /pol/ you lying cunt fuck you /x/ you fucking loonies, or is it because if theres infinite asses that spew shit constantly the chance that one lucky piece of shit fan spews out a small piece of undigested fetus actually is a happening

>>17179346
no chill

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>>17179240
You're fun

>>17179240
>Obvious fake shit now since you're only showing part of the cord

lmao what does that have to do with anything??? are you retarded?

I wrote 'extra' just google current year

>>17179302
>>17179346
I doubt anything will seriously happen but I still have no idea why this guy would want me to leave... im of no importance

Self confidence at 100

Keep us posted op, this is either the iphones version of the ring or someone is saving your ass from something on July 4th. In all seriousness its creepy but I'd wait until the mail comes before I'd freak out probably some dumb kid playing a prank..

PS sorry about your dad

>>17176367
apple is a real bro, your sister is the piece of shit here. but let's focus on the solution rather than the problem.

have your sister doing lumosity on the android or iphone. it's just 10 mins of brain training every day, works really well for every aspect of the brain.

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Okay take a photo of all of the phones with a time stamp so that we know that at least that much isn't bullshit, but I won't believe you unless you show us your call history on the iPhone,

>>17178939
Only mason code I know is that they meet each other, do the handshake and say "I see you have traveled east"

>>17179986
*traveled some"

>>17179929
lmao

>>17179974
Please KYS I already said the iPhone is locked I would post all pics of phones if anyone actually gave a shit

>>17180000
Then post a pic of all the phones faggot

>>17180000

quads check

>>17180120
Ok here now stop bitching

>>17180000
>using "KYS"
>is a fucking RPfag
You don't deserve those quads

>>17180236
How am i rping? If i was making this shir up it would be alot more elaborate

>>17176449
>>17176459
Be honest with me, how old are you?

>>17176670
RPing this hard

>>17180244
20, if that helps push my point of I have no idea why anyone would want to put out a 'hit' on me...

>>17180257
With how you type I refuse to believe you're over 15. And I'm honestly guessing its closer to 12.

>>17180248
just realized his name wow...

>>17180258
Uhm, whats wrong with my typing? If there are any typos my bad, didn't realize this was a fucking test. If you don't believe me or can't help then do us both a favor and leave the thread.

>Op is bored as fuck
>Lives in southern USA
>Fears Hispanics( hence Hispanic voice)
>Neglects fact that old phones are deactivated
>Thinks we forget
>None of this happened
>Pictures of phones don't confirm shit

>>17180267
You shouldn't be so quick to anger, friend.
You may have just failed your first trial.

>>17180282
Lmao I don't fear hispanics its those white devils you have to watch out for, and the phone deactivating thing is---- nevermind just read the fucking op before spewing bullshit

>>17180283
? I'm not angry but don't comment if you cant help

>>17180262
give me the number ill call and record it

>>17180303
then what is the country code of the number that called you

>>17180303
if you give me the number it will also prove you are the one of truth

>>17180304
Are you not reading the OP? Like is anybody not reading the first few posts...?

I put in the title the phone is broken it does not work, i cannot activate it (not talking about to talk/text) but to even remotely use it.

>>17180310
>>17180310
Read First few posts, not 100 sure but it did start with a 1 and was well over 10 digits

>>17180303
I was not he whom You replied to.
We are watching, and You must play your role accordingly.

post number
use spy dialer, google, or fb to look up number

>>17180316
when they call it still shows the number

>>17180316
are you kidding us...if you received a call it will be in your call history.
Op is full of poop

Pretty sure the call was from OPs parents

I'm not taking any more photos or answering any more questions until I check the mail tommorow, I will keep you guys updated.

>>17180317
Mhmmm why is your name 257180? That is just a hint at the date as far as we are concerned.

>>17180318
How do i get the number genius?

>>17180321
yes I know they only called once and the phone is locked in safe mode thts what makes it so fucking confusing

>>17180324
you must be illiterate

>>17180328
The date is not what you think, friend.
God won't be in that package.
You already know when God is.

>>17180334
You must be thick
Let me rephrase for you
>Your story has holes
>We dont believe you
>Upon asking for proof you give us pre determined bullshit answers
>Just stop

>>17180328

OP DO NOT GIVE THEM ANY OF YOUR NUMBERS OR ANYTHING RELATED. IT IS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD. I REPEAT DO NOT GIVE THEM ANY OF YOUR NUMBERS.

>>17180345
What holes? What evidence? Your obviously the only one doubting me so please tell me,
>>17180401
I know i'm not that dumb

>>17180439
You approach him for his doubt, yet you ignore the truth right in front of you.
Maybe we chose wrong.
Unfortunate.

>>17180465
lmao dude chill help op

>>17180465
Autism at its finest

>>17180439
Nah, he's right desu. You're a fuckwitt that wants to stage a crazy scenario crap. Stupid set up with stupid OP. You could've done better desu

>>17180439
I guess you've decided not to further post.
Have I scared you off?
Good.
/spoiler Cause you're a fag /spoiler

>>17180774
You are not funny/scary. Only thing scary is your fail spoiler tag

OP I think the first thing the guy said was a question

>2016 is your year?

Damn right man it's a fucking time traveller. Check your mail in two weeks OP, he's gonna be sending you some letter in sepia like Doc Brown to Marty McFly

>>17179974
>4-cylinder engines

>>17176666
satan u aint slick gtfo

You have been contacted by a compromised agent. Do not go to the coordinates he sends you. Destroy the book without reading it. The key is indestructible, the agency will take care of it.

Do you retards really not realize that if a phone is locked you can't access the call history?

Let me explain it to you this way.
Let's say your closet door is locked from the inside because of something stupid. You don't have a key (The phone's password) and you can't lock pick it (Apple won't help unlock it I presume) so you have no way of going inside to get your coat (the call list) even though you know it's in there (OP recieved a call).

Does this help you grasp why OP can't show the call list as proof?

>>17176356
or u be swaggin, need all dem fones for dem drug deels no wut im sayin/

>>17176356
In two days you will check your mail. There's nothing to fear. Have phone ready to either dial out to 911 or to record and upload directly to YouTube.

Watch for patterns around your house. Things that don't quite belong or just anything odd.

Make a bug out bag. Just in case this is real and it's something bad. I doubt you'll have to leave but you can never be too safe.

Don't go to the police.

>>17180237
how did u break all those phones omg.

SURE YOU DID BUDDY, NOW BACK TO LEDDIT MICHAEL

Bump, OP check the mail.

BUUUUUUUUUUUMPPPP

>>17181463

/thread

has it been 2 days yet? sry, time traveller here

rofl its obvious
some basement hax0r got your name and address from bf4, cus your nickname is probably something like 5phone3michaelXtheswagger
and he got your address cus he wiretapped the shiz out of your ip address, and since youre a staticipfag, got your home address

now gtfo or get that shitty iphone unlocked and give us the number

OP i hope you ignore the morons here and post back when you check your mail cause soem of us are interested even if its just RP.

Shit doesn't have to be real to be fun and scary (Like horror movies or games).

OP whats up dudebro

>>17182647
No it was a day ago

For everyone wondering
In two days op is going to make some shady ass letter that "came in the mail" to try to get us to believe him.
>NOT THIS TIME OP, YOU CANT FOOL US

inb4 another i am god dank meme

scared asf, can you please post your old number?

could you call your next apple store for an appointment at the genius bar? there is usually a way of fixing this issue.
(actually trying to reset your apple id or just calling the hotline might solve it)
with a complete recovery via itunes and a tiny bit of luck, you can access the phone again, but without having any data on it. so give unlocking it another go.

OP can you call the iphone yourself?

OP is kill

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UPDATE: mail came

Just got home from work and found this not inmy mailbox but in between my screen and taped on my front door. This makes me think whoever is doing this i know irl.

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Looka like some printed out page with some foreign coin

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Ok anybody know where this satanic looking coin is from?

>>17183278
It's hebrew, get good pictures and I'll translate OP .
Israelifag here.

>>17183288
Sorry phone camera shitty

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yea well atleast OP can stay calm cus its just one of his friends cucking him like a nigger

>>17183278
It's Jewish

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Better pic

>>17183326
Why is it mirrored ? Also take pictures from above please.

>>17183326
desu baka senpai retard murrican cant even take decent pics

>>17183326
Other side now ?
Also it's complete nonsense, never seen this coin before ..

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probably just a simple souvenir coin he or his family got from a tourist trip to israel
/thread

>>17183358
Nigga i can't read that shit, get a different phone so the text is readable

>>17183273
Ok well the real question is wtf does pattern for survival mean?

>>17183361
Lived in Israel for 15 years, never have i seen a coin like this.

>>17183367

Make that shit focus please

>>17183367
are you dumb f a m
dont go so close with the camera, from a higher point, then it will focus
unless you got a phone from 00's or smth
which wouldnt suprise me cus u got 4 fucked up iphones

>>17183380
lmao phone is from this year camera is kinda shitty though

>>17183326
http://www.coincommunity.com/forum/uploaded/Kiwi_Bird/2009103_Hebrew1.jpg
does this match?
israelibro check this

>>17183393
http://www.coincommunity.com/forum/uploaded/Kiwi_Bird/2009103_Hebrew2.jpg
yep i think i found it

>>17183393
Yeah it does.

>>17183393
Thanks anon that is an exact match, can you find the other side?

>>17183397
>http://www.coincommunity.com/forum/uploaded/Kiwi_Bird/2009103_Hebrew2.jpg
Nevermind

so what does it mean?

http://www.esotericarchives.com/solomon/ksol.htm#chap21

"The letter Hé, in the angles of the hexagram. Within the same the names IHVH, IHShVH Yeheshuah (the mystic Hebrew name for Joshua or Jesus, formed of the ordinary IHVH with the letter Sh placed therein as emblematical of the spirit), and Elohim. Around it is the sentence, John i. 4:— 'In him was life, and the life was the light of man.' This may be adduced as an argument of the greater antiquity of the first few mystical verses of the Gospel of St. John."

wat

>>17183404
m8 i think jesus is calling you
do you have any religious friends?

> Well, what we know about it has already been posted - it isn't a coin, it's an occultic/spiritualist/kabbalistic healing charm. The design of the star-side is taken from the "Keys of Solomon", a mediaeval Kabbalistic (Jewish-derived esoteric teachings) text. See here for an English version of the text, with a translation of what the inscriptions are supposed to read.

>>17183413
Nope, Haven't really talked to friends irl in a while and most were non religious.

So now that we know this is some type of healing charm what does it have to do with my 'pattern for survival'?

>>17183404
Complete nonsense although,

The little 6 stars have the letter ה
ה = god
Now if you look at the top right word it translates to " the posion "

So I googled 'Pattern for survival' and this is the first thing that comes up....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3T9BO3BYt4

...what the fuck...

>>17183441
That's a bit creepy. Are you special in any way OP? Do you have connections anywhere that you can think of? Family into anything?

>>17183432
Holy shit it's not ה in most of them which means....

>>17183443
Nope. No family really, Other than that the only time I did anything cryptic like this was when I tried to crack cicada a couple years ago. This is just getting weird, IDK who tf would send this to me. They are telling me to 'get out' of america - july 4th is a somewhat special date for them and now something about a bomb. I can't figure it out... I don't think America would be getting bombed it just doesn't add up.

>>17183446
?

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>>17183451
>I don't think America would be getting bombed
r u sure m8
i heard them north koreans testing their hydrogen bombs m8

>>17183451
I bet a lot of people never thought they'd get blown up at a marathon or a plane flown into their office either.

Terrorists or any other group could easily pull off a large scale attack, probably aided by the people supposed to keep us safe. There are thousands of militants from all walks of life just waiting for that call i'm sure.

Or your stoner friends got high af and concocted this silly game. Why not set up a camera or something to see who brought you a present, if they return.

>>17176416
>remembering all these numbers

>>17183451
Yeah probably not, It's Just one of the most hated and bloodsucking countries...

>>17183457
Still can't figure it all out but the right and top right words together are " generation " and " posion "

Might be Tora paragraphs from the other letters, I'm not sure tho.

>>17183481
>All these numbers
>6
Does anon have memory issues?

>>17183472
Even by Nork propaganda they don't have a nuke they can missile launch at the US.

Unless someone decides to help them out in the next 7 months, they're not the risk.

>>17183502
lets not forget ISIS and shit

OP, if these signs persist, get your shit off US and A

>>17183505
Where would i go?

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>>17183508
Mexico ofc

>>17183515
Lmao if america turns to shit mexico turns to hell, hows new zealand?

>>17183526
it will turn into heck

>>17183508
The scariest part of living in Canada is the amount of foreign students.
You can drive there pretty quickly from many parts of America.

Can I join the RP guise?

>>17183549
This isn't RP, RP would be more illusive

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>>17176356
Voice: I... am... the... Grim... Reaper...

>>17183441
all about Pattern for survival is so strange. The youtube channel, the youtube channel comment, the web page in the description...

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Hey guys OP here, this should be proof enough that I'm not lying about the phone being locked LOL.

What state do you live in op

>>17183872

Well she seems like a lovely woman...

>>17176356
>OP has 5 phones
>Texting to himself telling that this >>17183872 is a proof

GTFO

>>17183981

Seriously, he didn't even bother putting some fake msgs before that. Like he's never text his sister before today..

>>17183991
Yep. Also he said that he is rich and all this phones belong to him, but now we see that one (which is blocked) belongs to his sister.

>>17183998
it did belong to his sister but she gave it to him when it fell.

>>17184048
But that doesn't mean that OP isn't faggot texting to himself

>>17181399
Then why doesn't he just kick down the door (the phone) or dress in layers (the economy) instead?

>>17183872
>>17183981
>>17183991
>>17183998
>>17184048
>>17184072
>>17184091
All of my phones other than the one I have been taking photos on are broken as you seen in the pic. That is an obvious fake photo and not me look at it.

>>17184172
I trust you OP

So OP are you gonna leave the good ol' US and A?

tbqh senpai this makes me nervous I don't wanna be bombed

>>17183278
>satanic
>it's a Star of David
A pentragram has five points, you mongoloid.

>>17183441
Reminds me that NK detonated their bomb recently.

>>17184165
I love this. This guy is so loyal and innocent.

OP you cunt
Given this isn't a bad RP:

Google "iTunes iPhone dfu mode"
Follow this shit and it's back to factory reset. But it's unlocked then

>>17176658
Yes that was the first impression I got, Op seems more like an asset to the caller and not wanting to hurt him I have no idea for what.

>>17183927
OP ANSWER THIS.

If you do, I may be able to help you. I have seen this coin before.

Bump to keep thread alive.

Coin apparently has something to do with Kabbalah. Yiddish or Aramaic.

>>17176356
you will get zero value out of asking the schizoids here
even if you may be an rp fag

>>17187057
Not answering that. Will say east coast though

Also no news
>>17185771
Will try asap

>>17185771
Just looked it up and thats what ive done twice before but its still locked. As i said apples security bullshit

>>17185113
>pentamitzvah

>>17187180
Confirmed for RP

>sell that shekel
>it will put the curse on someone else
>flush the phone
>return to life as a betafag and play vidya

>>17187701
this.
also >playing bf4
DESU BAKA SENPAI

>>17182655
underrated post

It's been 2 days, any mail?

>>17176356
>>17176416
Where do you live OP?

>>17187788
Read the fucking thread

>>17187701
Thats what I was thinking about doing but this person/people know where i live...

>>17187795
East Coast, USA

>>17187799
Thank you

>>17176356

That was the Los Zetas cartel calling, You better have that coke in 180 days bud or your losing a head.

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>>17183278
>>17183273
>>17183326
>>17183358
>>17183367


Pattern for survival

Nuclear war in 180 days

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3T9BO3BYt4

http://www.kellysears.com/Video/PatternForSurvival

Wtf did I just watch?.....

>>17183492
Stay mad eurofag.

>>17183872
Pretty sure your sister wouldn't say that even if she was a slut. This story is bullshit.

>>17188029
It's not OP lol

>>17183441
Looks like that new dance move kids are doing these days.
Illuminati trying to teach us the duck and cover method subconsciously?

Nal dasji vi man. Sukra hu islotuy eyt Mexico i nala America. Koryea est en hulo nagana.

Bumping this shit. Next time they call, try to record that shit with another phone, like with speaker mode or anything. Also you said that there was an spanish accent. Perhaps is the cartel

OP is one of the Best mk ultra subjects, they are triggering him for his only and most important mission.

>>17183872
this is so fake and awkwardly written

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inb4 illuminati gives the go-ahead for a large scale attack/purge on the US, or even WW3 in 4th of July

OP, are you of jewish descent, or do you suspect anyone from your family belonging to a secret sect? Sounds like they want to secure you and possibly others out before shit goes down. Do you have anything at all that makes you special or valuable?

Sorry for your dad. Who knows, maybe he's bargaining for your safety from beyond. Has your sister had something similar happen to her? If not, were you your dad's favorite?

I read this thread yesterday and when I went to bed I got a call from a private number. I was a little creeped so I didn't answer. Whoever left a voicemail and I listened to it and it was completely inaudible. I though it was a buttdial or something but at certain points you could hear the voice completely clear like it was talking into the phone. I thought it was my brother but he would've use my dad's phone and plus he hates talking on phones so I am absolutely sure it wasn't him.

>>17190302
You should bless your phone just to be safe

>>17189665
Was not op guys read the fucking thread before posting dumbshit faggot

>>17189828
I was def. not my dads favorite. Probably his least favorite but I was his first born.

Also no definitely not of jewish descent.
>>17190302
>>17190302
IF you have any more calls or info answer it and let me know. please

My dad works at illuminati, he says nothing is going to happen

>>17190918
Alright I will. Haven't gotten a call again though.

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independence day 2 ad

>>17193660
lmao what

>knows your phone number
>knows your address
Pizza delivery man playing tricks on you confirmed

>>17196683
case solved

>>17176467
why not just write the year

DON'T LET THIS THREAD DIE

Lemme guess. You had an ashley madison account right?

[BUMPING INTENSIFIES]
Also if one of you fags win the $900mil lottery, make sure to buy 4chan ;^)

>>17199110
most of us are 15 thoo ;c

>>17197584
Its a dank meme

>>17198137
Lmao no

>>17199110
Will do

>>17199557
Get a parent or something lmao

also nothing new has happened so it may be dead idk....

>>17199614
I'll play. Is the phone passcode locked?

>>17180237
I can never get how you clumsy fucks break your phones all the time.

so who was phone

>>17183404
>>17183404
Sadly enough, this linguist fag doesn't know. I speak the other sand nigger language, so the only information I can provide is that Hebrew letters can double as their numerical system or something.

>>17199896
I always wonder that. I've had my iPhone 4S since around 2012. Not so much as a chip, crack or damage at all. That's a phone that's used all day everyday and is bashed about a lot. I don't get how (mainly girls) manage to smash their phones within Days/weeks/months when all they do is sit on Facebook and work in an office

anyway, OP, if you're not a role playing faggot, leave the iPhone with the headphones port plugged into your computer via a 1/8" aux jack cable. Every idiot has one for putting sick beatz on in their car. Anyway leave it plugged in so that the audio from the phone call is played back through the computer. Set the audio input on your computer as the microphone/headphone port. Open recording software. If something happens then hit record on the PC before you answer the phone.

Then you take the audio file, export it with as little compression as possible and send me it. I can clean it up and get a focus on speech easily. That goes for anyone with weird audio. Maybe not too relevant for this case but I'm around

>>17176356
apple is total shit, deffo.
when you say the fone is broken, exactly how fkd is it? no batry/charge/etc?

>>17200208
Holy shit, it's like reading a text in 2006

Did OP get anything in the mail? I can't be bothered to go through all the replies.

>>17200209
ahh, do you feel nostalgia?seriaas, though, what's with the fone, in what way is it.... gefok?

>>17200237
Maybe a little. Basically it's on restore mode. Supposedly can't recieve calls/texts. It's locked out as part of an apple security measure. Should basically be a very expensive pocket mirror right now

>>17200202
Arabic ?

>>17181399

This the amount of people on /x/ in the Las few weeks that have been militantly yelling fake and verbally abusing people is fucking ridiculous. Not to me to mention none of them have any reading comprehension.

It's in almost every thread. This is a paranormal board. I think most of the people here have been smart enough to draw the conclusion that just about everything on this board is fake to a certain extent and enjoy a good story enough to follow along and draw conclusions later on. If you don't like something so much that it angers you enough to insult some one, there is always other shit you can look at.

gayest thread ever

>>17182847

You think we don't already know that? Yes its probably fake. Good job detective

>>17183288

>it's Hebrew
>not satanic

Not much difference desu senpai

>>17200280
b-but there is

>>17200248
I understand that 110%, though being a clumsy creature at the moment, & the fone is basically a message pad.no reception, the thing keeps saying ''no sim'' or ''invalid sim', that sort of thing....,though, there aren't any nefarious calls from another realm, that'd definitely have me shitting a brick.

What did the call say? Was it static, or breathing or did they speak?

is op kill?

>>17200350
was wondering that too.

>>17176760
satan talks with spanish accent or what

>>17199703
Don't play if you can't read

>>17200205
haven't had any more calls so...

>>17200211
yep

>>17200272
Fagot was wrong

>>17200358
I'm still here

>>17179259
This

>>17201986
I was going to suggest that the six digit number you got might be the password

>>17201986
i can't believe this faggot is still playing you guys holy fuck

>>17201986
>haven't had anymore calls so...

I said leave it like that INCASE you get any calls and are not a queer role player. Read before you reply.

Anyway, I was only offering a way to record it for proof that you're not RPing if someone does call

take a picture of all the phones. line them up to form a pentagon then draw a star behind them. take pic with timestamp

>>17200270
Stick around it'll get gayer

>>17202057
yeah op pls try this if you can even attempt a passcode

otherwise it is probably the 180 days in minutes

OP fuck you

>>17183380
Stop Speaking Nigger.

>>17183872
Do Any of you people even bother to fucking check for tripcodes?

>>17192434
my dad will beat ur dad up faget

>>17205436
Ur dad sucking my dick fagott

>>17205436
that's your father? I'll fight your father screaming: FUCK YOUR FATHER!!!!

Do you know what number called you?

Op youre a fag

>>17206666
WITNESSED

>>17200205
>>17200205
I don't think you'll ever get your recordings audio engineer anon, op is a fag.

>>17208193
Eh, not fussed. I suspected he was a cumguzzling retard. Just an offer. I did some work in a radio thread and people seemed to appreciate it so I'll just offer whenever the situation presents itself

>>17176356
>locked phone

Give it back tyrone

OP here. This entire thread was RP. I am a rich jew living in Tel Aviv, Israel. Dumb goyim got tricked.

>>17208579
Hello /pol.

>>17208836
/x/ has been /pol/ property for a few years now friend :^)

>>17208850
Congrats you've made the site shit just like /pol/

ACTUAL OP HERE:

Update:
I was on the living room last night watching discovery (Yes I am a scifag)

>Hear knocking on my door
>Open door
I live on the side of the road (Not fucking homeless but not in a neighborhood), Right across the street is the main road and dense woods (Probably around 5-6 miles). My closest neighbor is less than half a mile up the road though.

>Open door
>Nobody there
>See light pointing at me from in the woods directly across the street
Some type of laser pointer
>Since im a pussy I close the door and grab a knife from the kitchen
>Kitchen has a sliding glass door
>Door was locked
>Slams open
>Cracks glass
>I am home alone as usual and have no pets etc,
>I scream some shit like GTFO
>Door slams close.
>Porch light was off but I did not see any fucking thing
>I run over to my phone to call the police
>No fucking service

This sounds like a shit horror movie but I am being serious I usually get service all in my house

>Forced to use landline
>Pick up phone
>No service
>With the knife in my hand I walk over to glass door.
>Lock it
>Don't go to sleep, sit in the hallway all night staring into the living room
>Call in sick at around 10 am because I gota get some fucking sleep
>Fall asleep in living room
>Wake up and call landlord
>Glass fixer coming tommorow

What should I do until then...?

This has turned from spooky to straight fucking paranormal.

>>17209784
do as they say. LEAVE THE COUNTRY

>>17209784
say this: fuera de mi patio putos mojados!!

>>17210446
I don't think saying "get out of my yard, fucking wetbacks!" is a smart course of action.

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Pic of broken shit and i might believe. This was a good story tho.

>>17210699
dubs confirm that op needs to post a pic of his broken door

Also photo of forest in front of house with the visible doorway and op giving us the finger...or a timestamp. Sorry op. I want to believe,but first proof. Also check ur mail again

>>17209784
pics asshole
and pics of your asshole

>>17209784
what did you tell your landlord about how the glass cracked? what did he say?

>>17210837
2nd'd

>>17209784
Pics of the glass and OP if you are real about this believe in yourself. Believe in yourself that you can handle and solve whatever it is head-on. Evil fears hope. Hope is what will keep you alive.

>>17209784
call the police already you retard

Pic of glass door plz

we can bitch and complain all night about this being fake or real.
but the real thing is its a good beginning to a possibly great story.
lets all give this fag the benefit of the doubt and lets wait two days and we can see what this pussy gets in the mail.
don't call the fucking police. lets see if you're chosen.
op. don't be a fag.
be not a fag. check the mail. and some one archive this. it could be important down the road.
op could help us. he could "get us out" too.

>>17179240
it's a meme you dip

Pics you fucker before you fix the door.

>>17212609
Lmao did you read the thread
You are l8 m8

>>17176587
It's actually pretty important that you check your fucking mail retard. If he can call a disconnected phone he has intelligence. You need to tell us what the fuck is going on.

Bump

I'm stealing this for a short story one day

Thx OP

>>17176602
the time traveler will have read this thread soon

BUMP
This post is getting better
OP please keep us updated
And good luck, we're with you.

>>17212465
lmao okay

Not at home right now folks but pics will come after work-

>>17183646

UNDERRATED

That scene is golden.