[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vip /vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Search | Home]
4Archive logo
Feeling a little useless, think I'll...
If images are not shown try to refresh the page. If you like this website, please disable any AdBlock software!

You are currently reading a thread in /x/ - Paranormal

Thread replies: 12
Thread images: 2
File: Kagetane Hiruko.png (1 MB, 1080x1080) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
Kagetane Hiruko.png
1 MB, 1080x1080
Feeling a little useless, think I'll start a cult. What's the best way to go about doing so?
>>
Find people that are lost and need direction. Offer them a place to belong and a purpose. Then fuck all the ladies.
>>
>>17170359
read the new testament, copy what Jesus did to start his cult.
>>
>Find people that are lost and need direction.

That describes /x/!

>Offer them a place to belong and a purpose.

That describes /x/!

>Then fuck all the ladies.

Oh. Oh. Nevermind.
>>
>>17170386

Do this.
Find people who have given up and need hope. Its easy to take advantage of someone who has only negative feelings.

But i do not support cults and if you are successful, us at /x/ (and burn in hell :)
>>
File: ZZguyfawkesmask.jpg (49 KB, 778x1026) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
ZZguyfawkesmask.jpg
49 KB, 778x1026
>>
To be a cult leader one needs two things

>A strong singular vision
>A powerful charisma

OP guaranteed has 0/2
>>
Write a sci-fi novel
>>
I started one
>>
>>17171770
>>17171895

Prepare yourselves
the Queen is coming
>>
>>17170359
Go to /tg/
Ask people about their homebrew setting's gods
Steal one and gather followers
>>
>>17170359
Be charismatic and a good public speaker, oh wait, you're on /x/.
Thread replies: 12
Thread images: 2
Thread DB ID: 391930



[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vip /vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Home]

[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vip /vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Home]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the shown content originated from that site. This means that 4Archive shows their content, archived. If you need information for a Poster - contact them.
If a post contains personal/copyrighted/illegal content, then use the post's [Report] link! If a post is not removed within 24h contact me at [email protected] with the post's information.