How are none of you guys talking about this? Amanda Bynes just

I'll take hacking for $500

Amanda bynes is also fucking insane, so...

>>15325219
>Amanda Bynes just admitted that she had a microchip implanted.

yeah but it's amanda bynes.

>>15325219
Do you also believe Tila Tequila talks to aliens and the illuminati is trying to kill her?

>>15325219
>amanda bynes
>childrens comedian
>taking her seriously
wat

>>15325237
>Tila Tequila

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FSFiRWIY7s

>>15325219
amanda pls

>>15325244
Like most people raised in the Disney Industrial Complex, she's never learned how to function as an adult.

It's on cracked, so I'm not gonna link to it, but Mara Wilson wrote a great listicle on why basically every child star is insane.

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>>15325447

Are you saying we should ignore the mountains of evidence pointing to MKultra, satanic ritual abuse, implant technology and good fashioned rich perverts.

I guess those things don't exist. Thanks anon. I'm going to go back my 1950's television fantasy and work, consume and die.

>>15325244
>>15325234
>>15325226

Well, a microchip would certainly explain the lifetime of insanity.

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>>15325524
>mountains of evidence

>>15325524
Uh, MK Ultra didn't really produce much outside of interrogation techniques, SRA was a propaganda operation by British intelligence that got out of hand, there's basically no credible evidence of implant tech, and as for plain old rich perverts? The Mara Wilson piece I mentioned dedicates time to talking about how sexual exploitation is basically ubiquitous in hollywood when it comes to kids. So I dunno how I'm denying that.

This is completely truth. Search for MKultra

>>15325594
shill

there is evidence of implantation technologies. There was a very famous demonstration involving a bull. It was charging right for him and he made it docile with the touch of a button.

She has schizophrenia. There's not actually a microchip in her.

>>15325447
http://www.cracked com/blog/7-reasons-child-stars-go-crazy-an-insiders-perspective/

>>15325618
That's extremely crude. I thought you meant actual brain control chips, not just the whole "apply current to x" thing.

She's crazy. She's probably been abused by someone. She's definitely got a substance abuse problem.

>>15325630
it may be crude but it works. You can't seriously believe that nobody thought to try this on a human? You'de be surprised what you can make ppl do just by stimulating the pleasure center of the brain with a little current...

>>15325654
Such as?

>>15325654
It's been done on humans but I absolutely don't believe that you could make someone post that their father is a child molester just by applying urrent to the right spot.

Amanda who?

>>15325594

>Uh, MK Ultra didn't really produce much outside of interrogation techniques,

Bullshit. MKU 'produced' so much more.


Too bad it's turning back on its origins now, ain't it? Players gonna pay a toll, and this road ain't worth an astral nickel.

am i supposed to know who that is?

>>15326240
Prove it.

>child star gets molested/raped repeatedly by hollywood agents
>turns to drugs as soon as she breaks free of all her contracts
>retards honestly believe she had a microchip implanted in her brain

hurrr its MK ULTRA and reptilians with their alien technology guys, its not like an actual real world crime is at the center of this.

LOH MY GOD I CANT BELIEVE WHITNEY WHOSTON IS DEAD

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>>15325219
>child comedian admits to something crazy
>more news at 11

>>15325447
>so I'm not going to link to it
wut. This is 4chan, not redshit, twatter, facefuck or what ever shitty site you often use, you bag of dicks.

>>15325630
>She's probably been abused by someone
Yeah, the fucks who do the ritual abuse.

>>15326308
Sex magic and schizophrenic bullshit doesn't exist. The reality is that sexual predators take advantage of children, and it has nothing to do with any higher power.

>>15326302
what the fuck are you even bitching about you fucking moron

think before you edge`

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>>15326316
>schizophrenic bullshit doesn't exist

poor me, poor me! the microchip made me post this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIk7-o8gDL8

>>15326288
>more news at 11

it's "film at 11"

but that joke died in like the 80s so i don't blame you

>>15326308
Ritual abuse is a hoax. It was created by British Military Intelligence in the seventies and just spiraled out of control because they made the mistake of leaking the rumours to church groups, which sent them to other church groups...

>>15326330
Actually it's More at 11 or News at 11 now because that's what they say because rolling news killed film. hth.

>>15325226
>>15325244
>>15325237
THe easyes thing to make a persons opinions and meanings worthless is label them as insane. but you dickwads know nothing about her mental stability. so in effect you are shitposting.

>>15325219
Such a shame. I used to have the biggest crush on amanda bynes

she admitted the chip like two years ago.
you faggots are late, and mad.

>>15326367
>implying you still dont

Amanda Bynes was on meds for mental health issues. She was getting her shit together until her parents made her stop taking those meds. Now she's back on the crazy train. They're in denial. She needs help.

>>15326385
This. She'd be wild in bed. "COME IN MY FACE! ALL OVER MY FUCKING DIRTY WHORE FACE!"

>literally crazy attention whore former child star pseudo celebrity with a twitter account and an internet connection

I don't think you could possibly find a less trustworthy source of information

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>>15326412

>I came

She is an actual, diagnosed schizophrenic and bipolar. Her mom stopped giving her medication. Are you really surprised?

>>15326412
You're not Drake though.

>>15326499
I know. What's your point?

>>15326337
I didn't say she was crazy, partner, I jsut said she was a children's comedian. Comedians tell jokes for a living and you literally can't take them seriously-- we have an entire league of "science" that can tell lies and get away with it, Actors get payed MILLIONS to lie, lawyers, presidents, government agents-- all of them base their jobs on lying. chances are this is some raunchy joke she's playing to amuse herself. I mean, most comedians make a living off creating believable, sustainable lies, almost ALIBIS simply to amuse people.

>>15326505
She was obsessed with Drake and always tweeted about wanting to fuck him

>>15326519
Ah.

amanda plz

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>>15325219

It's just an annoying, attention-whore, brat, whose behavior was tolerated when she was young. Now that she is old enough, its not funny or cute anymore. She is probably still mentally 10 years old.

>>15326334
>It was created by British Military Intelligence in the seventies and just spiraled out of control because they made the mistake of leaking the rumours to church groups

Prove it.

>>15326553
>implying she wasn't drive insane from being froced to take Dan Schneider's schneider for years with no way out of the depraved child celebrity sex ring

>>15326514
She's definitely crazy. Diagnosed and currently back in psychiatric hospital.

>>15326558
It was in the fuckin' paper you tard
http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2014/oct/09/satanic-panic-british-agents-stoked-fears-troubles

The article links to a huge fucking book about it.

>>15326563
She has no career, no prospects and even the comeback grace period is over. She should just spill her crazy fucking guts and get it over with.

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>>15326275

>hurrr its MK ULTRA and reptilians with their alien technology guys, its not like an actual real world crime is at the center of this.

>its not like an actual real world crime is at the center of this.

>Implying MK ULTRA isn't a real world crime

>Implying MK ULTRA is nothing of any worth

>Implying most of the documents were destroyed for totally innocent reasons

>Implying the state has any qualms about human experimentation

>being this ignorant

>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unethical_human_experimentation_in_the_United_States

>YOU'RE CRAZY MAN, that was in the 50s and 60s and 70s and 80s and 90s and early 2000s, but they've totally stopped all that shit now, the govt wouldn't do that you crazy tinfoil!

...

>>15326588
Cum for me, jerk off like a good boy. I'm need your essence.

>>15326587
She could always write a book. Seems like that's what you do whenever you're a person who was once notable but now needs a cash injection/a return to relevance. If she doesn't get killed by the powers that be first, at least.

>>15326606
Which would somewhat prove that she was on to something. I doubt she is mature enough to help the kids that are experiencing what she allegedly went through.

Bitch is poor and possibly due to jealousy or crazy she probably wouldn't do it anyway. I guess the cycle of the poor little rich kids that fuck their way to the top is doomed to repeat forever.

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>>15326628
She was a child star. How did she fuck her way to the top?

>>15326639
There are many tops in many different areas. With the exception of some token niggers and fat kids. It's all cute kids who are extremely fuckable. Let me rephrase that getting fucked or fucking their way to the top.

>>15326639
Haven't you ever fucked someone as a child? We all have.

>>15325219
/x/ - where a celebrity making a joke about having a microchip implanted is taken completely seriously.

>>15326660
>Joke
Everyone thought Hitler was joking.

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>>15326683
A+

Mandatory reminder that

99% of the planet has a microchip implanted in them

More info here

http://www.dataasylum.com/

>>15326703

http://www.dataasylum.com/mindcontrol-chemtrails-summary.html

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>>15326703

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>>15326712
>>15326703
I hear if you wear one of these you'll be fine.

>>15325618
>citation needed

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>>15326712

This is glorious

I swear, some of you (NOT ALL but a lot) /x/ fags are worse than the btards.

>>15326905
Why wont you jerk off for me? Go on, really squeeze those balls. I'll think of you while I play with my pussy. I need it.

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>>15325618
>shill

>>15326275

It's always the same. Whenever something actually wrong is happening, retards jump all over it and start shrieking about alium and mkultra and implants.

It's almost like someone wants to hide the real onspiracies which are actually hurting and exploiting people by covering it with a blizzard of insanity.

>>15326918
/b/ why you do dis?

This thread. Lay off the fucking Halloween candy, guys. It's too early to dip into the stash.

>>15326944
Gimma that cum!

>>15326948
Get it yourself.

>>15326948
You have to work for it.

>>15326980
Fuck is wrong with you guys. A hot girl offers to masturbate while thinking of you and you deny? Thats like denying sex you inbreds.. The fuck,

>>15326989
>implying I'm not a pole smoker

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>>15326599
Sure thing

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>>15326942
>Posting a pic of someone who is either a massive idiot or the most obvious shill of all time.

>Complains about being called a shill

Here's the thing /x/, a lot of these people like the person I am quoting actually believe what they say. They're not shills they're just retards.

>>15327020

>anyone who disagrees with my tinfoil madness and made up bullshit is a shill or a retard or a retarded shill

Self-importance status: unwarranted.

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>>15327042

I don't even know what tinfoil madness you're talking about. I haven't posted any conspiracy theories ITT, unless you count that wikipedia link as all conspiracy talk.

However Penn is still a fucking retard who spreads wrong information.

>>15326943
>It's almost like someone wants to hide the real onspiracies which are actually hurting and exploiting people by covering it with a blizzard of insanity.

I think this board is just filled with absolute fucking retards and legitimately insane people who need to be medicated. Not that /x/ was ever good at any point in history, but this is just downright shameful. You wouldn't see this level of stupidity from a troll thread on /b/, yet here people would line up for miles to suck Alex Jones' balls.

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>>15327077
Alex Jones is a stupid cunt who only cares about Alex Jones.

You're putting words in everyones mouths even though no one's actually said them.

Go on, bring up reptilians and tinfoil hats, maybe throw in a fedora for good measure whilst you're at it. Those are always good ways to strawman people and pretend you actually have an argument when you're saying nothing.

This argument makes my cock hard.

>>15327020
No, John, you are the retards.

>>15326918
Go take your meds, Amanda

Dan Schneider fucked the crazy into her as a kid

>>15326176
inb4 underage banned

>>15327906
Maybe they didn't have the Amanda Show in bongland.

>>15328014
WAZZZUP AMANDA!???

>>15328014
And the only thing I remember about this shit was the dancing lobsters.

>>15327771
Dan Schneider's dick sure is special. Everything it touches turns into crazy.

Must some sort of Jewish magic.

>>15328298
Catholic priests can do it too, so it's not specifically Jewish.

>>15328014

Speaking as a bong, I've no idea who she is. Never even heard of her befoore this thread.

>>15328014

I'm too old for that, I remember her from All That

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>>15325225
Let's use nmap against her brain like they did in that Matt Damon movie I haven't seen... because... Matt Damon

>>15326942
I remember Intro to Psych from back in like 2004 or something where the professor talked about an experiment he was a part of where a little whimpy cat had an electrode implanted in its madula ablongota (or whatever), and when they activated it, the little whimpy cat would get pissed and attack the nearest cat - even if it was a behemoth that would beat up the little cat.

I don't think that a microchip can make people do whatever the controller wants a la Ghost in The Shell, but I'm sure something like that can change a person's behavior.

Oh and they also work on people http://www.cnn.com/2012/04/14/health/battery-powered-brain/ but again, I don't think it's quite what the tinfoil hat crowd says

>>15325219
thats cool man hey do you want to see a magic trick? this is great, ok, take a look at your open palms. make sure theyre empty. ok now watch this im going to remotely teleport the amount of fucks that I give about this bullshit into your hands right now over the internet. ok here I go. alright, i did it there done. are your hands still fucking empty?

>>15326308
>ritual abuse
you mean ritualistic abuse? as in, regular abuse? sure, that happens. but abuse of children in satanic ritual? absolute nonsense

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>>15326563
>Dan Schneider
He has fucked hard and passed around like a piece of meat at his VIP parties all his starlets. No wonder all of them looks insane, dead insane or miserable. Fucking monster...

>>15328706
Well, if you believe gossip and shit like that, Schneider trained her since she was really young, eight years old, to be the perfect sex slave to him and his pedo ring. She would get picked up in a limo and get fucked by rich dudes on a regular basis for years. The most frightened gossip about her is Cosgrove was drugged and brutally raped for more than 40 depraved men over a weekend on the first year of her show icarly on a gangbang party. “Rite of passage”, Hollywood call that.
I bet she has been brainwashed since forever for Hollywood’s pedo ring. That fat jew trained her well. She is a very discreet whore, with a kinky sexual life but without any public scandal and the cleanest image. She has a good head over her shoulders and knows how to play Hollywood’s game. I’m sure Dan is proud of her.

She's a drugged out former child star, so her opinion is totally valid

>>15326337
and that makes microchip mind control more realistic?
she was one of the biggest kid stars for most of her developmental stages in life
but now she's no longer relevant, everything she knew got taken away, then couple that with the hit of adulthood
her ego was smashed along with any sanity
money doesn't fix trauma

>>15328807
The fuck, is this how /x/ really thinks like?

What's the source on all these allegations?

>>15328856

Welcome to /x/

Pull this shit right out of their asses.

>>15325524
MK-Ultra - we got awesome SEAR techniques to grill terrorists and american military psyops are fucking top notch as a result (ive met those dudes here in the army, theyre all a little fucked in the head.)

satanic ritual abuse - believing the mass hysteria and artificial media hype from the 90s?

rich perverts- fucking so what? you act like its surprising.

>>15326316
fucking this

>>15325618
>presenting a logical explanation
>must be a shill because not believing my brand of uncited bullshit

>>15326683
Anon stop I almost choked

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>You will never be a child fucktoy for Dan Schneider and his giant Jewish cock.

>>15328706
He really has that Jimmy Saville vibe about him, except fat. How come there's nobody come out against that fucker?

>>15328946
> Jewish cock
Large penises do not escape the African continent.

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>>15328973
Because they love it.

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>>15326412

>>15328856
it's hollywood. The most disgusting things happen there.

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>>15325219

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>>15329079
>Schneider
jesus christ, how many young celebs has he fucked in the head and in other places?

>>15329083
My god, what a fat ass.

>>15329094
shhh, it only makes him stronger

>>15329036
>The most disgusting things happen there.
be sure to connect this to who runs and operates the place.
jews, masons, and scientologists. they're all the same thing though.

>>15329083

Didn't he pay Miley to suck his ass?
He's also molested pretty much all the young female stars.

>>15329113

Thank you so much for including all the wackos and not just the hollywood jews.

You did forget the Illuminati Satanists which are absolutely intertwined with this shit and everything else.

>>15329136
everyone there is connected to the same source.

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>>15329113
> scientologists

Best of luck to both Alexis N and Jasmine W on their auditions for the Untitled Dan Schneider pilot filming in LA!

pretty sure cameron ocasio will be in a new nick show by dan schneider in the future

>>15326337
>>15329079
You guys do realize people saying they've had shit implanted into them is one of the most common delusions in insane people?
She's probably just schizo and needs a whole lot of help.

>>15329187
psychotronic weapons are real though aswell as implants, like the cfid.

maybe you're delusional?

>>15329191
come on, buddy.

>>15329193
>>15329187
so then the fact that life has never gone a generation without wars and power in hand of few has no bearing on you? we are in the clear? wishful thinking.

On the other hand manipulating the public through any means neccessary does seem like tactics used in past. history repeats itself.

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>>15325654
And you know what happens, right? They get used to it. The stimulation loses efficacy with every use, diminishing returns.

>>15328807
Actually, I believe that. That poor girl always looks sad.... But, ya know, pics or it didn't happen. Everyone talks shit about Schneider, but I have never to see any proof.

>>15329079
>fixing computers
>Must be a fucking smart guy

Can't take srs holy fuck

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>How are none of you guys talking about this?

Only assholes that want others to think they are some kind of in-the-know hip OP start threads that way.

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>>15328807
>>15328706

>Schneider trained her since she was really young, eight years old, to be the perfect sex slave to him and his pedo ring.

Whenever I see that girl, I feel a bit like a paedo tbh, theres something alluring about her. I'm glad she's of age now, I feel less skin-crawly about the whole thing.

>>15328973

Probably the same reason as Jimmy Saville - nobody dared say a word about him when he was alive. It's an odds-on certainty that there'll be the equivalent of Yewtree in Hollywood eventually, but it will probably be after some key figure croaks and victims dare speak up.

>>15329036
>The most disgusting things happen there.

them god-damned hollywood liberals an their incest and their comminism, we don't got no child abuse or incest here in the gad-dayum heartland of the U S an A. Nosirreebob.

>>15329191
>psychotronic weapons are real though aswell as implants, like the cfid.

Only in your head, my delusional chum.

And I'm not implying the implants in your head are real before you start some mad shit.

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>>15325219
I'm not actually going to open this thread... But I'm seeing 138 responses... And I think you all need to pause a moment, look deep within yourselves, and ask yourselves a simple question:

How did this topic get 138 responses?

dat sliding

dat shilling

dat shitposting

Basically what we're dealing with here is a multinational conspiracy to take power away from efforts to create the nwo, by instituting dictatorship by single governments/ally blocks like B.R.I.C. and the Korea's. Everybody wants to lead but also take power by force. It's kinda funny considering all the facts, global union through conflict. Bitches better recognize, USA will always be #1, but the aliums ate trying, unsuccessfully, to claim squatters rights too. The earth is way older than 6k years, it just wasn't in orbit around the sun. Everybody is totally clueless, and we're all already dead. Good game, earth.

>>15329333
God created man, man created machine. Incest really only damages the gene pool when direct family members procreate. The damage done through early stages of GMO creation is in reality far worse than keeping a bloodline.

>>15329335
Pollen can stay plugged in your sinus for over 9k hours. It's not like plants have ulterior motives when in comes to human population control.

i find it funny how people will put complete faith in contrived conspiracy theories but don't consider ideas like solipsism or hard determinism. yer mind is on funny topics so why not go all the wayy

Wow. This thread.

this is like a paranoid version of /v/'s nickelodeon threads

>>15329374
There is only one american lifestyle. Allowing subcultures to thrive promotes dissent and possible revolution, which is a huge pain in every one anoose

>>15329351
go back to tumblr faggot

>>15325219
Some just respond better to mind control.
It's still in testing, some respond well, like Hilary Duff.
Then you get Britney Spears and Amanda Bynes. They were genetically weaker and their minds paid the price. You need strong, impressionable genes.

>>15329374
Solipsism isn't an idea, it's a pothead hippie pseudointellectual wank.

>>15326988
The butterfly says it all.

>>15329405
There is no better or worse when it comes to mind control. Dna manipulation, like shock therapy in the 70s and 80s can alter behavior like anything else, it's basically an advanced form of conditioning.

>>15325219
Amanda Bynes is a filthy jewess whore as most of Hollyweird is jewish filth

>>15329412
this is an epic post, upboat

>>15329422
You forget that there are different forms of mind control.
You're right about conditioning, there's not better nor worse.
When using experimental technology though, it has been shown that some people's brains fair better depending on their genetic makeup. Some brains can't handle it and break down, some after days, some after years.

>>15329433
That simply comes down to trust and choice. Being aware of manipulation is the first step, choosing to follow the routine of control is choice, which can be determined and influenced by dna.

>>15329364
>>15329369
>>15329371

I have honestly got no idea what the fuck is going on here any more.

amanda is a female kike

>Britney Spears’ Controversial Manager Sam Lutfi Helped Get Amanda Bynes Back To LA: Amanda Bynes was thankfully tricked yesterday into flying home to Los Angeles, where she was placed on psychiatric hold involuntarily upon arrival. The man who helped mastermind this desperately-needed ruse: Sam Lutfi.

Sam THE HANDLER Lutfi

Sam Lutfi retweeted

Courtney Love Cobain @Courtney · 1h 1 hour ago

Sam, great job @SamLutfi with Amanda. May she get well soon and enjoy a bright healthy successful future. xc

>>15329329
Don't feel like that. Don't you know she was trained to be a slut, promiscuous and a druggie? She is under heavy mind control; that's what the "industry" is all about. Part of me kind of feels sorry for her, because with Schneider she never stood a chance since she was so young the first time she met him.

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>>15329452
This is simply the consequence of Hollywood's tricks and antics. They've been running the show for over half a century now, their depravity running deeper and deeper into society, lower and lower into baseline animal instincts. What's left is a compost heap where the fair are left to be cheated, the righteous are left to be condemned, and the pious are left to be damned. God help the USA.

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>>15329205

>the powers that be have tried to manipulate before
>therefore mind controlling microchips exist

>>15325219
>admitted
>implying she's not making shit up to cover the fact that she probably lied

tfw you will never get to be a handler for some brainwashed Pedowood qt super-dooper-star

>>15329555
>God help the USA.

Nah, fuck those guys. They had their chance and they got greedy and blew it. Time for someone else to take over because this latest bunch are the worst hegemony since the mongols.

Fuck your shit trips too, neighbour of the beast.

>>15325219
Amanda Bynes is a diagnosed schizophenic. She's really, really sick. So sick, in fact, that she basically has no idea how ill she is.

When she tried to light herself on fire, she had flown into LA and got a cab. She bought scissors, a gas can, a lighter, and a squirt gun. She was going around, trying to make a flamethrower to burn her invisible enemies (teens that were supposedly harassing her).

Also, she was trying to set herself and dog on fire so they would die. Don't know how the first thing leads to the second, but hey, I'm also not batshit insane. Amanda lit herself on fire and had to be put out by passers-by. She wouldn't do it.

Pajama's still smoking, she walked down the street about 1/2 mile to the old folks home where her dead grandmother once lived. That's where we caught up with her. She was pretty bizarre on scene, talking about teens, killing herself, etc.

She spent about 2 weeks in the crappy county hospital. She responded poorly to meds and refused transfer to UCLA until her attorney convinced her that was where all the celebrities went, including Britney Spears.

Amanda is schizo like the really fucked up. She does like her parents and won't take her meds. She is fuckin' looney toons.

However, she does have really big breasts (yeah we saw the pics) and when she's not going all tinfoil hat on you, "she's a really sweet girl."

How do I know? I was there when she was arrested, then un-arrested, and taken 5150. I was also fucking her attorney at the time, who told me stuff when she got drunk.

You can tell TMZ for me.

>>15329720
Cool story, bro...

>>15325219
Bitch is 100% fucking insane.

>>15329720
tell us more, interesting shit

>>15329720
>>15330118

Actually, that's pretty much it.

Her attorney was a really good lay, though.

I have no idea who here is shitposting and who here is posting seriously

>>15329720
>>15330340

I'm fucking seriously. I posted on /b/ about this before.

>>15328973
>Schneider
There's your answer.

>>15325665
What if it is more a matter of making her believe something happened that didn't?
Not really posting so much as fucking with memory. Who knows, maybe we've gotten that far.

>>15325594
Yes, research into controlling people probably just stopped.

>>15325447
>Cracked
kill yourself

>>15326275
wait so you'rse saying
1. MK ULTRA isn't an actual real world crime
2. There is no similarity between the methods of MK ULTRA and those of the media industry in producing celebrities that you just stated
3. That the media industry cannot possibly contain any further actual crimes which are kept secret

>They continue to write lies about me and it really hurts my feelings because they are calling me insane and I'm actually really smart.

she's writes like she is 12

>>15332499
she's probably stuck being 12 mentally because that was the age she was most popular

>>15326316
>sexual predators take advantage of children

yeah! it's those mean baddies who do wrong! the system is perfect and i am a good guy who in no way contributes to the kind of toxic culture that produces broken lives like Bynes.
It is all the responsibility of bad people who break the rules it isn't representative of how our society basically functions at all

>>15326514
>2014
>upset over lies in the media
>still believing in the truth/lie dichotomy

um read a book

>>15326553
> annoying, attention-whore, brat, whose behavior was tolerated when she was young

whereas you are an upstanding citizen who spends his days spitting vitriol about celebrities he doesn't know on 4chan

>>15329720
>she does have really big breasts

do you actually consider that big are you making some sort of statement about how big you personally think is big or are you just unaware of what actually constitutes big

>>15332499
most people do

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Reminder that big brother is watching you.

>>15325219
This is the true mark of the Beast.
The Beast WITHIN

God's creations are perfect.
You will only corrupt your own self if you accept this mark.

A quick reminder that
GOD
IS
GOD

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>>15332571

>>15326288
That reminds me that when I was a kid, there was this Amanda Show website with a bunch of weird clips where Amanda talks to inanimate objects.

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>>15332581

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>>15332585

Ok time to redpill.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNDbGh9JTd4
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tjy5RmmXb2Y

>inb4 b-but he was a pedo
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wb61oGzlUoc

>>15328807
This post gave me a boner, I won't lie...

>>15326553
But Occam's Razor says this is the reason child actors and actresses are always so fucked up. Society validates them for being obnoxious attention-seekers, then it grows tired of them and their whole world changes when they realize they aren't that famous anymore.

>>15332593

>michael jackson

the guy was so fucking based.

>>15329036
He asked for a citation. "It's Hollywood" is not a citation.

>>15332593

SHUT IT DOWN

>>15332593

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNJL6nfu__Q

1.05

>>15329358

shit shill and slide for a bumpy ride!

>>15332613
There's no source. Never. Just take it as it comes.

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>>15329422
>implying shock therapy is a 70s/80s phenomenon
>implying shock therapy isn't a valid treatment when used properly

>>15328878
not surprising but still not okay.

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>>15325414
>amanda pls

>>15326733
look up jose delgado

Watch that part in Muholland Dr, where the people that truly run Hollywood pick their girl for the movie. They literally ruin his life and make it to where if he doesn't pick their girl, "he will never work in this town again."

I believe Lynch was on to something there. And it's a fact that Hollywood thought Naomi Watts was too old for her part in MD.

Imagine this scenario, but with pedophiles. Debbi Ryan (Jessie) went from a bit part in Suite Life on Deck to a multi-millionaire. She isn't a great actor or even a great talent. She is just good at being that fuck toy to the powers that be.

Even Miley Cyrus, talked about old gross Jewish men controlling her career.

So is Amanda Bynes the new Chip-Chan?

>>15335337
Did she set up a 24 hour feed yet?

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>>15328706
dude she totally looks like shes scared and crying

>>15335443
Not yet

>>15333592
>Imagine this scenario, but with pedophiles. Debbi Ryan (Jessie) went from a bit part in Suite Life on Deck to a multi-millionaire. She isn't a great actor or even a great talent. She is just good at being that fuck toy to the powers that be.

see >>15328807
Hollywood is totally depraved. The so nasty things that happen behind the scenes there.

>>15335447
this

either she's just been weeping or she's high as fuck

>>15335911
looks like she was crying

there's a tissue in her left hand

>>15326647
Well I've fucked people up as a child, if that counts?

>>15335914
>>15335911
That was after the ICarly finale. She was probably sad to see the show go.

>>15325256
theyre throwing bottles, why is she still going?

>>15336197
She's stupid. She even got her tits out and they were still throwing bottles.

>>15332593
Caulkin didn't seem 100% convincing, or was he just nervous about being questioned?

>>15325219
>Amanda Bynes just admitted that she had a microchip implanted.
OR
>Amanda Byrens just had a psychological breakdown and believes her father implanted a microchip in her brain

>>15325654
15 posts in and already we find a roleplay fag.
go fuck yourself.

She's having a psychotic episode. So what?

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>>15328677
Sav
Ed

>>15336186
Ah, the irony... I bet she was really sad that day haha

Who is amanda burns?

>>15329329
That's more like some kind of creepy doll person.

>>15331743
We've gotten much farther than that but I can't share the details. But I'm sure you already guessed a much.
All the pieces are arranged perfectly on the board. It will happen soon.

>>15332523
Once she grew breasts of any size, I lost interest. Ditto for Lindsey Lohan, Jamie-Lynn Spears and Natalie Portman.

>>15336225

> reasonable, common sense response
disinfo, shill, etc.

i trust amanda more than that guy who got her on a plane saying she was gonna go see her parents when he really kidnapped her and locked her in prison for making some tweets people didn't like.

free amanda bynes

>>15325219
Amanda Bynes never says anything worth a damn, like every celebrity. Why would I bat an eye at this?

>>15336788
it wasn't reasonable for britney spears' manager to essentially kidnap amanda bynes and lock her in prison for making some tweets.

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>>15336788

>>15336795

Please elaborate!

*grabs popcorn*

This ought to be good!

>>15328672
I'll just leave this here *cough*

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=23pXqY3X6c8

>>15326988
i didn't want to believe in the butterfly shit, but its fucking everywhere

>>15328691
please faggot, do you even fetish?

Why is it never successful people that have these things happen to them? Why waste time implanting a chip into Amanda Bynes, she's washed up, so she has no pull with fame anymore. And she was some ditzy child actor, so it's not like she knew anything, or had some controversial crusade she was attempting, and had to be silenced in some way.

It's just too stupid to even consider. She's a nobody, if the fucking president, or some senator started talking about such a thing occurring, at least that would make sense. There is power to harness there.

>>15329556
>mind controlling microchips already exists and in a public and commercial way, but they are a developing technology
>therefore there are no bigger advances in that area that we don't know of

come on faggot, you are being so retarded that you have gone past pants on head

>>15325219
Such a shame. She was my first crush...

>>15328691
>absolute nonsense
because rituals can't be "satanic"

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>>15339532
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHPnGqXXUmI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cAbrqjWLvs

>>15332605
>This post gave me a boner, I won't lie...
Same here, same here, bro...
wonder if it's really true.

>>15329607
If six is the number of the beast, and seven is the number of God, then five is the number of Man.

I am the Son of Man incarnate. I have come to bring the Word back to God's children. And they shall know me by my number.

>>15329296
pretty sure its a "infographic" made in jest.

>>15325219
Because the brain doesn't work in such a way that a chip can control your memories / thoughts / actions. Perhaps in the future it'll be plausible, but the brain is too complex for a chip to make someone believe something that didn't happen, happened.

Now hypnosis or something might have been plausible, but chip, nah.

She's a heavy marijuana user.
Probably in a marijuana psychosis.
THC is a dopamine inhibiter, which preys on the reward system in the brain.
It's legal to smoke psychotic drugs in Americas capital.
USA is psychotic.

>>15325219
When I was very young I always found it weird that my favorite tabloids, like the World Weekly News, would put silly celebrity gossip rumors next to sightings of batboy and discoveries of hell in black holes. The two were so totally unrelated, with the latter being fascinating explorations of extreme topics and the former being petty, pandering, trivia no sane person would care about. It didn't make sense they'd both be in the same periodical.

Now older, I'll admit that I still remain confused as to the relationship but I...guess I'm glad /x/ is keeping up the tradition?

>>15340894
6 is the number of man, being created on Day 6.

7 is the number of perfection/completion.

5 is not really a biblical number for anything.

Jesus is the Son of Man, not you. You are not Jesus. By pretending to be so, even in jest, you mark yourself as antichrist.

>>15341029
You take me for an imposter of Christ, I do not present myself as such. I am a humble disciple.

The numbers are correct. Your interpretation is faulty.

>>15340995
Lol! If anything, this bitch needs to get higher.

>>15325630
>That's extremely crude. I thought you meant actual brain control chips, not just the whole "apply current to x" thing.

How do you think an implant would work? Magical fairy dust, youre just trying to sound well spoken while being a shill now.

>>15326943
This, so fucking this.

The water is so muddy you cant see your nose in front of your face.

>>15341071
"I am the Son of Man incarnate".

Only Jesus can say that without lying.

>>15329351
Because there is a pattern that keeps repeating and dispite people like you shilling that makes it at least worth discussing.

Look deep within yourselves, and ask yourselves a simple question:

Why are you so sure nothing ever happens outside of the official narrative?