People in the Trees

Bring a shotgun and a shovel.

>>14983063
Sadly I do not own a shotgun.

Salt. Skinwalkers hate it.

Do what John Constantine. Bring along a friend to sacrifice.

>>14983140
What are you going to use to defend yourself should you encounter something too wild for ground-dwelling civilization?!

Bring a tent. Bring some lube (it's going to get lonely). Bring a journal to record enounters. Buy a go pro. Document this and post to youtube.

I am very curious.

>>14983457
How is it going to get lonely if there are people in the trees?!

>>14983442
>>14983457
The land isn't exactly large. It would probably take 4 or 5 hours to do a decent search. I'm leaving now. I'll return with my findings.

Hello. Why do people like to do this stuff at night? Fuckin do it during the day. What the shit?

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>>14983038

Walking around at night in the forrest with an axe isn't very safe, you could slip and fall on it.

>>14983517

dramatic effect. Also, some people have jobs.

>>14983568
Do it on the fucking weekend, then.

>>14983490
Goodbye you brave faggot.

>>14983578
>>14983580
OP here. It's not dark yet, but the sun will set soon. So far I have found nothing worth noting. Will update within the next hour.

I'm betting on fairies.

>>14983984
If you don't update in the next hour, I'll be happy because you probably died.

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>>14984036
Found this is a clearing inside the forest. Little spooked. Made a makeshift /x/

>>14984077
The tree people probably laughed at you while you took this picture like some blonde faggot on instagram

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I shatt bricks!

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>>14984093
I think I'm on their trail.

Before this uploaded I was continuing and a bear ran out of the trees. Luckily it was small and a black bear but out of fear of the mother I'm gonna backtrack and reroute.

sad attempt at ARG creepypasta is sad attempt

but one is better than none

>>14984141
Also I need to resize some of these images. But I can hear something following me.

i'm sorry good sir wut

> luckily it was small and a black bear but out of fear of the mother

nah totes safe, would travel further 10/10

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>>14984147
This was not here before. I walked right past this bit before. What is this?

>>14983038
>What else should I bring?
a dog.

>>14984190
A dildo

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>>14984227
Found a new trail that came off the other path. Likely game but seems narrow.

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>>14984238
Anons who know about blood, is this blood?

>>14984259
looks too red. could be sap.

>>14984259
break into the tree next to it with axe and see sap color

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>>14984270
Seems a bit redder. Made it to another small clearing. Forest seems to have lots.

>>14984259
Does it smell like blood?

Try scraping some to make the scent stronger.

Is op dead?

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>>14984338
Holy shit /x/... I found this. After taking a picture a bunch of laughter came out of it. I ran like the wind and the laughter followed with the sound of snapping branches.

After seeing a telephone pole through the trees I bolted towards it and ended up at an old but livable farm house. I'm in it right now. No ones home. But the laughers are gone too. Can make it home by backroads now. Hopefully safe.

>>14984427

1) What time zone are you in? It's awfully light out.

2) Why are you running from someone who probably just laughed after receiving a funny text?

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>>14984437
GMT -7

I took a picture inside the house. I got a good friend to come get me. I'm uploading a video to youtube. I'm arming myself and going back.

>>14984509
>I'm arming myself and going back.

at a later date I mean. Also this video is just uploading now.

> be me
> browsing Facebook
> see hot chick's status
> so now be hot chick
> with Bf
> pulling into ranch-house gate
> Bf tells hot chick to open gate like true hitch
> while opening gate, a rock hits the car
> hot chick looks in direction of where it came
> in trees, see boyfriend on tree branch
> mfw bf is still in car
> run back to car
> be home
> scared
> post on Facebook so dudes could tell me how they're here for me

>>14984547
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gn4GXAeytyY&feature=youtu.be

Here it is.

>>14984259
Is that tree bleeding?!

>>14984595
What exactly happened in the video?

>>14984509
I told you to arm yourself... Sheesh!

>>14984611
I had outran the laughter. I could still hear some branches cracking far away, but I was close to shelter so I decided to video tape. You can hear a few branches cracking, but the laughing started again (I don't know if the camera picked it up) so I ran.

>>14984625
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gn4GXAeytyY&feature=youtu.be
if you isolate the sound you can hear a faint laugh in the distance

>>14984595
Thumbs down for cowardice.

>>14984595
>>14984641
is it at 16 seconds? i think i hear it and a branch definitely cracked before it.

well this just got more interesting.

>>14984659
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gn4GXAeytyY&feature=youtu.be
yeah, fuck man thats...2 spooky

>>14984641
record more often and longer op.
try to get as much detail as you can.

>legit skinwalker proof here we come

>>14984509
>>14984547
Maybe take off from work so you can completely devote your entire concentration to what's living in your property?!

>>14984688
I get Friday and Monday off... I might make a weekend trip. Luckily I'm not sure if they know which homestead is mine, but all my doors are locked and my windows are shut. I might drive to town to borrow a gun from a friend. I told him there's been crime in the area lately. He bought it.

>>14984715
Meant to respond to >>14984698

>>14984654
You want a bum stabbing or shooting you?
Fine, you do it.

>>14984715
Technically there is a crime.

It's tresspassing and if they hurt you grievous bodily harm or something.

>>14984746
That's true. I know it would be anticlimactic, but I guess a reasonable man would notify the authorities. I'm a fan of resolving my own problems, but they're likely more apt for this one. I guess that's something I should consider doing tomorrow.

>>14984746
Technically it's not crime since they don't adhere to laws.

OP, what are we going to do until Monday for your expedition?! I'm scared now....

>>14984767
You should have axed it a question.

>>14984767
If there's any chance that they're Skinwalkers ( >>14984688 ) then there's nothing the police can or would want to do to help you, anyway. You'll just have to take care of them on your own!

>>14984767
if you feel like you're being followed afterwards, just make sure you don't lead them to your home. get in your car and drive into town for a bit. come home once you feel it's safe.

>>14984792
Anyway to kill Skinwalkers? Could you kill them like you could kill anything else or are there special methods?

>>14984427
What am I supposed to be seein in this picture?

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>>14984625
Niigata you dead.

>>14984775
If it's a person it's a crime, it doesn't matter if they agree/follow it or not.

Oh for the love of god even if this is fake please be about skinwalkers. I need this.

Finally. Some SW proof.

>>14984914
>>14984816
>>14984792
I ran instantly after the laughter. It sounded pretty human like. They kept up to me, in fact I wonder if they let me get away on purpose during the chase. There were no foul smells either, besides one pond smelling absolutely rank like something actually had decayed in it, but that was before I even was aware of there presence for sure. Doesn't live up to the typical stories.

>>14984971
The stories are stories though. Not fact

>>14985045
Fact enough for me.

>>14984595
>trying to make grass and trees seem scary

what are you even doing

>>14985062
Listen harder anon

>>14985072
I turned the volume up on my computer and interface to try and hear this so called laughter and all I heard was twigs snapping which could easily be explained as wild-life.

0/10 not even entertained

>>14984971
So we have to wait a week or so?

>>14985086
If I have a shotgun tomorrow I'm going again, balls to the fucking walls. If not it I could be reporting back Monday after planning a gunless mission with a knife. If I don't report back with pictures by this time next week I'm probably dead.

>>14985106
Well best wishes to you anon!

>>14985106
A gun maybe, but you don't want to be within arms length of a Skin Walker...

Gonna be that guy and ask what the hell is a skinwalker?

>>14985121
Since it seems you guys are convinced that it may be skinwalkers is there any other known ways to defend against them? Just as a possible back up measure for safety.

>>14983038

>homeless person laughing in the woods
>must be a skinwalker!

>>14985152
Try googling it

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have you read or listened to david paulides and the strange disappearances in forested areas
if his information is correct and he is not exaggerating then you wont have a fighting chance or a chance to blog about it at all, only way would to have a constant livestream up with somebody archiving it as well

>>14984971

Probably some hobos. Remember that thread about the guy who went hobo for a few years? He talked about how he and his friends would live in abandoned houses in the countryside. They might have built a tree house or something.

>>14985143

legends about evil spirits that take over human bodies and do spooky things. they are said to be evil, but most of the stories just talk about them scaring people and smelling like boiled blood.

>>14986182

they are the non-plus-ultra evil beings on /x/

>>14983038
OP, your thread is bad and you should feel bad. Faggot.

>>14983038
Why wouldn't you go during the day?

>>14986182
Not always.

They can be shamans who wear the skin of the animal they're going to turn into.
They supposedly kill and devour any humans they come across.

But you're right, they usually employ scare tactics.
Probably not really "evil", just more like an asshole.

>>14986173
Exactly, that's why I said the person is tresspassing.

And to be careful, because there are crazy homeless people, too.

>>14983038
Why are you going at night?
go during the day so the pictures will be better

>>14983851
>.gif
Nope.

>>14983851
>.gif everyone

Are Foreskinwalkers still hip?

>>14984950
how the fuck is this anything like any skinwalker from any story? There's tons of other forest paranormal shit than shapeshifters.

>>14983550
You sound like a fucking homo/parent

>>14983038

You should bring a pack of condoms, in case it tries to rape you.

>>14984141
> not seeking out the alpha bear to prove your dominance
fag

Just read the thread, interesting stuff.

I live in the countryside of an Asian country, and been through my share of unnerving things. Nothing like OP's story though, but just the bears are already a huge inconvenience.

Don't panic but I think it might be a skeleton

>>14987478
I agree skeletons won't feel shotgun blast either.

Tread carefully OP

>>14984828
Looks like some type of house or shack in the middle of the woods. Not uncommon, but OP didn't know it was on his land and under the circumstances it is a bit spooky.

Has OP been back since last night?

>>14988533
OP is kill

>>14988533
>>14988622
I'm at work. I slept well last night. No interruptions or signs of trespassing. I'm confident these fuckers don't know where I live. In my spare time I found some arial maps of the area. I think I know an easier and possibly less risky route to the area the shack is at. Depends on the dates of the maps and the growth of the forest though.

Likely going again tonight (in 4 or 5 hours).

>>14988780
Where do you live?

>>14988780
So long...
And film it all
Upload it all on to YouTube as well

>>14988784
Northern Alberta, Canada.

>>14983038
Aren't you going to bring a friend, OP?

>>14988789
If I can enter it, I'm gonna film it.

>>14988871
I was considering bringing my dog, but he seems to not want to go near the woods lately. Also I don't want him getting hurt.

>>14988887
Okay. And I'm sorry that >>14988888 stole your trips.

>>14988887
op is not kill yet it's a miracle

>>14988792
You might want to bring an army of Snowmen with you...

>>14985173
what are you on about?

>>14988983
What OP is doing is dangerous. If this is for real he has a death wish to even investigate.

Oh cool this thread's still here. Bumping, I'd like to see updates.

>>14986758
>>14986971
what's wrong with gifs?

>>14985106
Go to /k/. Phrase it as "clearing out some pot heads or squatters"

Where is this? Some anons might be bac/k/up for money. Mer/k/s, if you will.

>>14989341
gifs can be made into jumpscares.

I'm here waiting for Ops update

>>14989439
According to what he said earlier he should be starting now or in an hour.

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Op be careful. Be careful with you gun, keep it concealed. And try not to look like you're carrying.

I with you lived closer so I'd help ya.

Here's a pic of one of Canada's greatest.

OP here. I'm going to set out in 10 minutes. I'm packing light. Something small to defend myself if it comes down to it, but I'm going scouting for information hoping that this direct daylight will add to my stealth making me unexpected.

Godspeed OP

Remember, most people don't know how to block a hook. Just in case you don't want to kill anybody with your axe.

>>14983550

I am totally drunk but holy shit I had no idea frogs could do that. Holy shit this is better than my scifi/fantasy novels. Praise be to the amphibian overlords.

>>14984238

Game trails are much narrower than human trails, brah. Deer are skinny like no shitting. Dunno how the niggers walk on such narrow trails. Anyway, a human made trail is much wider than deer made, so if it's that narrow it's a deer.

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Apparently at some point there was a fence around here... In the middle of the forest.

This alternative route takes a bit longer but I think I'm getting close (10-20) minutes away.

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>>14990072
For some reason I keep getting connection errors so these images will be resized. When I get home I will upload the full resolution size if wanted.

>>14989735
dont forget to bring water

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>>14990076
Picture doesn't do it justice, but a den of some sort. Could he naturally formed but the drop underneath the sticks is about 2 feet. Should be fairly close now. No sounds or warnings in the bushes now.

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>>14990115
Looks like a trailer to me. What the fuck? How did anyone ever manage to get a vehicle out here?

>>14990144
maek vidya of trailer dude

be careful OP or the trailer guy will end up wearing your skin

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>>14990144
Here goes guys.

how come all of ops pics are named image.jpg
how can this be

>>14990179
iPhone does that automatically.

>>14990179
Illuminati.

>>14990171
Holy shit

RIP OP they got him

OP pls dont die

op's fucking dead m8

>>14990294
>>14990276
>>14990265
You guys aren't helping go be an hero.

>>14990171
Unless OP is having cookies with some nice old lady, he is being made into cookies right now. RIP in piece OP.

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>>14990171
I could hear something in the woods pretty far off. I couldn't tell if it was human or game, but I stealthed the fuck out of there. Noises in the woods kept occurring but they didn't seem to be any relation to being followed.

Here's a still from the video I took. I'm not home yet, but I'll upload it once I am.

>>14990327
Is... Is that a clamp and a saw?

>>14990327
lil spook reporting in, OP we cant do this without you

>>14990300
you aren't helping either you faggot... youre not going to make the difference whether or not OP gets shotgunned by some redneck fucks living in some trailer in the woods

>>14990323
>rip in peace

Why don't you go in the corner. Think about what you've done.

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>>14983851
>mfw it was actually just a slightly animated wallpaper

>>14990352
Yes but you could be stressing out OP therefore he make a bad decision so sit down and shut the fuck up. Also don't be an autist.

>>14990376
How about we all stop acting like tumblrfags and let OP deal with his emotions like a man.

By bottling that shit up and killing some rednecks.

>>14990403
I am all for him killing whatever this is! Infact if you do so take pictures and put them on here

I'm just getting home. I listened to the video. You can't really hear the sounds in the trees on it, but I'm uploading anyways so you guys can see what I saw before getting the fuck out.

>yfw OP gets arrested for breaking and entering

>>14990445
swiggity swag, in the bad, OP aint a fag, no means to brag

>>14990403
Will he report back about the slain rednecks?!

Glad you're alright OP.

>>14990447
Isn't the thing in OP's property?

>>14990463
Yeah, OP has nothing to worry about.

>>14990451
*is not

Interested, checking in. Waiting on video.

OP get your balls up, arm yourself, go out there at night, find whatever was following you, get close to it and touch it to determine its nature.

>>14990347
its a clamp for carrying stuff on the back of your bike.

>>14990492
The video has uploaded, but youtube is taking a long time processing it. I might have to try uploading again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jv3RXtadob8

>>14990503
well poopsickle

>>14990492
Why at night? That seems like suicide?

>>14990507
I'll try uploading again. If that goes faster I'll post that one.

>>14990503
Fuck. This might be the first ARG where OP legitimately has every duck lined up in a row, or this is real.

>>14990508
I was making a vague Aqua Teen reference, but honestly I don't see why not. With a camera capable of a decent flash and something to protect himself, maybe whatever it is OP is feeling stalked by will feel more compelled to present itself under cover of night?

If you go at night at least bring someone so you wont die alone.

>>14990512
Glad you are back OP

>>14990521
Yeah this atleast one extra.

So I'm watching the video OP uploaded yesterday, is the sound of laughter there and I'm just not hearing it?

>>14990544
Yes. It's faint, but you can hear it right after the camera jumps a bit and while he runs.

>>14990503
Here, the new one processed faster than the first try.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyOW7yYFNc8&feature=youtu.be

>>14990555
Noice

>>14990555
what made you gtfo though

>>14990555
What are your plans now?

>>14990555
Nice trips. I don't hear anything but your feet moving on springs. Sounds like some audio interference near the end though. Cellphones are tricky because the way they are held or fingers moving can ruin audio.

>>14990555
You found some hobo's den, I guess...

So what's next? And is there any chance someone could edit/enhance the first video for those of us who can't hear the laughter as it is?

OP make sure if u go fucking around like this more to tell someone or better bring someone with as well as obviously bringing some weapon hobos can be fucked up

>>14990583
listen to it louder

>>14990570
Like I said the video doesn't capture it, but something was moving in the trees around me. I could hear it in the window. I might be stupid enough to enter, but not to stay and meet the owner.

>>14990574
I haven't made any plans that don't involve acquiring a shotgun yet. Sadly I hate to admit I don't have a FAC (canadian thing) so getting one isn't going to be the easiest to do in a timely manner. I might book myself into a course this weekend if I still can so I can hit it up at the start of next week. If that becomes the plan I might go visit relatives for the weekend or get out of the area for a bit just for safety sake.

>>14990588
It's up to 11, guy. Still not hearing anything.

>>14990603
As getting an FAC would require me to go to a city at least an hour and a half away.

>>14990607
Have you considered putting out the call for assistance from other /x/philes, or maybe even the folks from /k/? Wouldn't be the first time it'd happened.

>>14990605
huh weird, i could definitely hear it. Its pretty low pitch to

>>14990614
I heard it that time through. Your low pitch comment is what made me catch it. I was listening for something shrill. Thanks.

OP have you took any other videos or pictures? Even if they show nothing I'm interested in seeing the area better. Seems like a fairly unique forest by your pics posted.

OP is a fag if he never goes back

>>14990681
Really? I'm sure your bitch ass wouldn't have even gone in there.

>>14990640
I don't have much of interest I didn't post. One video where I was hiding and thought I heard something. Pretty short though and shows nothing.

>>14990692
I wish something like that would happen around me
but next time I wouldnt go with just the axe

I don't hear the laugh.

I feel like OP may be pulling our spooky dicks. That trailer has been there a while

>>14984190
they look like some arrowheads or something similar

>>14983038
ITT:

>omgggg im in the spooky woods
>finding thingss that you could expect to find in the wooodss
>so spoopy

i could only hear the sound by maximizing the volume with headphones on. it didn't sound like a laugh or human in origin. it almost sounded out of place, like an inserted sound effect, but still pretty chilling to hear. i'm no expert on noises innawoods but maybe it's a large bird sound or a canine yelp. i can confirm some animal noises are 4spoopy2me.

>>14990872
Where's it at?

Maybe someone else with you and another person who waits in the entrance. And also a video camera, just in case.

>>14990886
0:16 - 0:17
faint and in the right channel only.

>>14990937
I used earbuds and I get it in both channels. It does seem right dominant though.

>>14990701
If you're still around maybe post it.

If you're still there, please post it.

When I dropped acid for the first time I saw faces in trees. I was outside smoking a cig and the tree bark began to morph into faces. One was an old man with a beard, shit was awesome.

>>14991171
>>14991152
Delivering.

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>>14991194
OP, have you seen this yet?

>>14991205
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyOW7yYFNc8&feature=youtu.be
Its from me
don't worry

>>14991213
What does it mean?

>>1499121
How do you link other threads?

>>14991221
Same way you'd reply to a post in a regular thread.

>>14991225
>>14991044
Here for a puzzle I needed a blank comment section.

>>14991232
Plus it could help OP if this is an ARG.

>>14991205
No, not until now.

>>14991194
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMNDzSMjoVY&feature=youtu.be

Here you go.

>>14991254
Read my replies before

>>14991254
yep, it's fucking nothing.

>>14990347
Looks like a rack from a bike.

>>14984427
Why would you run from something you're looking for??

>>14991794
Because he has no idea what it is and it was running at him...

>>14991812
Then why the hell go out in the woods on a spooky goose chase in the first place?

>>14991814
Peer pressure

>>14991822
good answer

>plus intoxicants

>>14991825
Haha also I think he thought it was a Hobo.

>>14984775
Yeah, that's not exactly how the law works.

I can't get pulled over for speeding and tell the officer, oh, I don't believe or follow speed limits and they say, well alright then, have a good one.

>>14990519
... so much implying

>>14986173
It would explain the laughing.
>I'm going to spook this guy, oh shit this is too funny

>>14984595
>>14990327
The sound of laughter sounds super eerie. Like an effects board. I'm not calling OP a faker but it does seem separated from the audio track in the video.

Also when you go back OP, please find out what the fuck that is in the sink? It looks like glass, and that would make sense. I can't help but think back to when I was really young and I was exploring on my parents property (rural Australia). There was this old bombed out caravan very similar to the one in your video, and I particularly remember this odd gelatinous/glassy looking substance in what looked like an old foam meat tray. It looks extremely similar to what is in the sink in your image, which piques my interest.

Best of luck with your hunting, and I hope you are safe.

I'm really hoping there are some developments on this when I get home this afternoon.

>>14983038
Could be nymphs, they are quite peaceful though.

>>14992966
I doubt it. It's probably a foreskinwalker.

>>14991254
Can we get someone to analyze this?

When I first watched something didn't seem right and the more I watch it in 1280 the more I'm starting to see a white head or face looking at the camera. It's hard to explain where is positioned but usually it's around the centre of the screen.

>2015

>Not carrying a portable Dragon Dildo

>>14983038
>an acreage on a quarter of land

What country are you from? This is non-sense. You own 1/4 of an acre? That's a tiny amount of land.

1/8 of the land you own is woodland or 1/8 of the acre?

You own an innumerable amount of acreage on a 1/4 of all land, and half of that is wooded?

Not really trying to be a dick, but just trying to see what amount of land we're talking about? You're not going to have a samsquantch living under some trees in your back yard. You wont come across a hermit in 1/8 of an acre, nor would you find it if you searched over 1/4 of dry land on earth. See what I'm saying?

Based on your description so far, my best guess is that you have a bird and a nest that the bird made where the bird hangs out in the tree.

>>14983038
>What else should I bring?
Tribal offering of peace. Maybe a banana or something.

>>14983550
>I am a big pansy beta

>>14993120
bandana is a smart choice

>>14990826
that's basically /x/

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>>14993119
Not OP, but where the fuck are you from?

>>14984427
Have you tried throwing the ritual banana at your chaser?

>>14984547
>>14984509
Next time don't forget your ritual banana.

>>14993162
IWW fucking Canada, no wonder. But you got me, thanks for the schooling. What do you guys do with all that land that doesn't border USA anyways?

>>14983038
>weary
wary

"Weary" means tired.

>>14993162
Also, I'm a farmer in the US, I guess I never really considered what units that plebians measure amounts of land in.

And still, what the fuck is meant by "an acreage." There's 160, does OP have 160 acres consisting of an acreage or does he consider 1 acre 'AN' acreage.

>>14993186
thankyou.

>>14993195
I'm going to assume from what he's saying that somewhere between 20-60 are the homestead and the rest is forest. Possible the forest goes into land he doesn't own too.

>>14991254
I think I saw something at the distance. right at the center of the video.

>>14993218
>>14993022

Is it kind of white? Seems to be still but rotating left and right?

>>14993259
no, it looks brownish. maybe its just an animal.

>>14993275
Oh I was seeing something that kind of seems unnaturally white compared to the rest, might just be a tree or something.

Is OP dead?

dont die... please :c

let this be a thing

>>14991254
Yeah idk the first time I watched it I swore I saw something kinda move in the distance, now I cant really see it.

>>14993283
>>14993959
I see it. It's white...

>>14994035
Never mind think it's a tree I think.

ITT: op takes 12 second videos of the forest on his phone.

>>14993959
>>14994040

9-11 seconds you can see something. Not a tree. Distinctly white. If you watch it in 1280 something's there.

>>14994042
Fuck I see it too. It's sort of humanoid looking.

>>14994052
If youre seeing what im seeing, it sorta looks like a skull or even a Grey

>>14994072
>>14994082
Yeah. That's what I've been seeing. Almost looks like you can see on eye for a fraction of a second.

>>14994082
It could be a Grey. Especially if OP lives in a rural area. Haven't heard the laughs, but if the people who have think they don't sound "human", it could be. Be cautious, OP.
Also, let's not let this thread die. It's quite interesting compared to the other stuff on /x/ at the moment.

>>14994104
Up with that

>>14994104
ayy lmao

Why don't you bring a peace offering, alongside a friend, so you have more confidence :3

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Maybe this is the start of an alien takeover.

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>>14994124
Maybe Obama is an alien

>>14994124
>>14994131
ayy

Should someone make a new thread?

>>14994179
A TL;DR would be nice. Spent half an hour reading.

>>14994200
Not the best format, but new thread.

>>14990369
why don't you go back to reddit?

Where's OP? I need more info! Is he dead??

>>14984595
so one ear on my headphones doesnt work, im not hearing any laughter at all but OP breathing is loud as shit.
is it just the headphones or am i missin something?

austrians

>>14983038
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hinterkaifeck

>>14983063
Backing this up. You should bring a gun.

Definitely pack an airhorn to call in case of distress, and -- ha ha -- bring a friend?

let's keep this thread alive

>>14984190
to me that looks like a trap. the arrow heads sticking up for you to step on it and wound you so you can't run. i would take great caution.

Holy shit. I saw that!!

bumpt

OP is kill?

>>15003771
yes op is kill
op is a spoopy skellington now

>>15004519
omg

>>14990503
OH SHIT VIDEO REMOVED OP WAS EATEN

>>14989538
>tumblr
faggot.

>>15005327
Spoopy. Not only OP is kill, but the foreskinwalker controls his JewTube channel right now.

>>14990555

uh
>>15005327

any updates op?

>>15005563

? th?nk he ?s k?ll

>>14984190
Motorcycle gas tank maybe?

>>14983038
Op, listen to this guy
>>14989367

Much scare. such spoopy.

>>15005851
>>>/s4s/

So when was the last radio contact with OP? Cuz if he dies then I'll be bored as shit again.

>>15003771
Op is kill

>>15005348
i just downloaded the pic off google.