Can we get a creature thread? Even if they're fake, as long

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It's been proven that this is an art project by a student in shanghai, but I still think it's an awesome picture.

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Have a few of these, don't know what to classify these as. Anyone know where they came from?

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and this is the last of my stuff.

bump for great justice

bamp again

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>>14929731

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giant snake photoed by pilot over vietnam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4R9v51KxdYc

>>14930152
>congo
>vietnam

>>14929711
>>14929708


ayyy lmao

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Phony pegasus

>>14931739
it's all the same in the middle east

>>14929724
>>14929731
>>14929737
How does a race come from a constellation? That's like saying you live on the horizon.

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Merpug

>>14932251
Live on the horizon would be a great band name.

Anyway, I like how it also says they're nocturnal. I mean I guess that means when they're on a planet with sunlight but I just wonder how you can be nocturnal in space.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLXgLiwIRoQ

>>14932251
Constellations are used to mark different sections of space. For example Ophiuchus doesn't refer to the constellation itself, but rather the area surrounding Ophiuchus when viewed from Earth.

>>14929711

Oh god, what did they do to Dobby?

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>>14930152

>longest snake ever recorded is 25 feet
>takes at least 15 people to hold it
>50 feet

Unlike other animals, snakes are one of those things I could very much be convinced could grow to such a length

>>14932832

That was potentially one of the stupidest and funniest things I've ever seen.

>>14929711
What the fuck nigga

>>14932425
I fucking lost it.

>>14932881
No, that's the longest recorded in captivity. Snakes over 30 feet have been recorded in the wild.

>>14929711
Oh... I remember this one.
Either some unlucky motherfucker's flayed, decomposed corpse, or a flayed, decomposed giant fish. There was a thread about this a while back; can't remember which, though.

>>14929724
>live in open space
>nocturnal

....

>>14932855
well obviously they killed his little bitch ass.
DID YOU EVEN FUCKING LOOK AT THE PICTURE

>>14932920

I heard it's a recently birthed baby with a seriously deformed face placenta stuck to the back of its head.

>>14932920
It's a deformed baby.

>>14932881
the longest snake is a captive reticulated python in India (i think, or somewhere in south asia) and it is apx 50 feet long

>>14932920

It's a deformed fetus

found this thanks to RIS, so apparently it comes from a book that WAS listed, but is currently not.

>>14932988
forgot link: http://www.thelivingmoon.com/forum1/index.php?topic=6122.0

>>14932992
AND I HAVE FOUND THE PDF!!!!
http://exopolitics.blogs.com/files/russian.secret.alien.races.book.pdf

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>>14930083
>>14929708
highly elusive.

>>14932851
But that gives no measure of distance or position, the planet could be 1 light year away or a billion, but still within the constellation from our point of view.

>>14934945
>>14934941
WTFAmILookingAt.jpg

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2spoopy

>>14934947
>not knowing what a Ningen is
Seriously it's the most fucked up creature in this entire planet. Don't mess with those motherfuckers.

>>14934997
>/pol/'s worst nightmare

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Fake Chupacabra

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Another fake Chupacabra

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Nessie

>>14935048
cool pic.
story?

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>>14935457
Don't know the story, but it's Mokele Mbembe

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>>14935551
Oh, and pic is another Nessie, as is this.

>>14935583
Fucking Christ that thing is massive

>>14935583
Holy shit, I want to hunt a hybrid giant hog

>>14935598
why the fuck are they shooting that
capture it and ride it into battle

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>>14935618

/r/ing moar aliums

>>14935598
>>14935588
>>14935583
manbearpig

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>>14935655

>>14935675
cant see it

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>>14935722
legit cum ghost

>>14932948
Citation please? Not saying your lying I would just like to see pics.

>>14929711
it's a deformed child. in lots of places they just end up killing them and parading them around. not a creature. just a dead baby.

>>14935551
>>14935555
Elephant swimming

>>14935598
They didn't have to kill it

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>>14935974

welcome to america.jpg

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>>14936362

>>14936287
Oh my fuck is that sad.

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>>14936371

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>>14936381
lol

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>>14936389
too busy laughing at over patriotic amerifats and forgot an image. Now I look like a stoopid ass hole.

>Nevermind.jpeg

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>>14936404

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>>14936411

>>14936362

That sort of look's like David Icke's sasquatch halfling bastard.

>>14929708
Dobby?

>>14932881
The largest snake ever recorded is 25 feet? Think again.
Reticulated pythons can get from 30-40 foot in captivity.

>>14936430
No it doesn't. Take a close look at the facial features, bring up a picture of a human face next to it. The proportions are all wrong.

>>14936451
Also, I should read the entire thread before becoming an asshole. Sorry for stating something that's already been said.

>>14934252

expecting the person who made those images to have more than a third grade level understanding of anything at all?

>>14936287

Do you even comprehend how much freedom was lost right there?

>>14936411
Ehe... they're all on aluminum foil.

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>>14935974
>>14936287
>Invasive species
>Destroying entire ecosystems, as well as farmland and private property
>"hurr they didnt haev ta kill it hurrfrf"
Go be faggots somewhere else

>>14934953
Obvious gorilla

>>14932008
There's just no way that those wings would carry that entire horse. Appreciate the mental image of those tiny wings flapping like a bee with a droopy ass horse hanging from them.

>>14936644

Who cares, they're well on their way to super mega fauna tier.

>>14936644
Good thing stupid nature has trigger happy rednecks to fix things for it.

>>14936287
From the thumbnail I thought that was a condom wrapper next to it's head. lel

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>>14929724
>>14929731
>>14929737
If multiple races were visiting earth, why wouldn't they fight each other and try to colonize Earth?
Also, would we be able to fight back at all?
Who's side would be the best to join?

>>14936921
the one who's winning

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>>14935113
The real chupacabra. It's confirmed that theyre just really badly diseased wild dogs. Google it, I found it quite interesting.

>>14936972
but what if they're the ones who want to get rid of us?

>>14936974

the Chupacabra has no real defined appearance, the myth surrounding it comes solely from the dead goats.

>>14937017
we backstab first

>>14934953
looks like an average gorilla

>>14929708
falmer
>>14929711
dead falmer bby (i cri everytim)

What is the argument that all the sasukewatch believers come up with when asked why are there no dead bodies found?

>>14935665
its smile makes it look incredibly fake

>>14936287
>condom wrapper next to a dead eagle
Somebody loved their freedom a little too much.

>>14936411
ayy roflmao

>>14936846
It was man that brought them there, retard. And those "trigger happy rednecks" are doing a great service to the environment.

>>14935598
Look at that prick holding a gun like he's done something good. Murdering something amazing.

>>14937116
Sure. That's what makes it look fake.

>>14937114

There are several

>>14937176
You mean like driving lifted diesel trucks everywhere?

>>14935030
What makes them fucked up?

>>14937266
No, like combating an invasive species that is destroying the local ecosystem. They are pests, and they don't belong here.

>>14937311
Yeah, there was even a documentary about it by Discovery or History. They're breeding faster than we can kill them, in some places there's an open bounty on them I think. They cause all kinds of problems and hurt humans.

>>14937340
Yeah in my state its an year long open season on them. They're fucking filthy demons, one night I even woke up to them harassing my dog outside. Check this out : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubt19wLNcKM

I swear I'm going to do both this and spear hunting before I die.

>>14937288
They are self-actualized tulpas.

>>14937311
Maybe its just where I'm from then. They're pretty much wiping out species in the area with over fishing and hunting for profit.

>>14937372
>Separ hunting
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJGd7G2wYuU
>Those fucking squeals
If that's not /x/ tier I don't know what is

>>14937372
Yeah where I live they aren't a big problem yet but just a few towns over a friend ran into one with her car, so I know they're coming. I think we should figure out a way to make these things into a national meal, like how Shrimp is pretty much everywhere. Feed the homeless, solve the problem. I hear in Russia they're a big problem too, and they're overtaking things there as well.

>>14937416
Louisianian here. We're feeling the full effect of the invasion, and it hurts. Fortunately all the hunters in my community donate the meat they kill to shelters and churches, but damn those fuckers have got to go. They're moving westward fast, I won't be surprised if Utah is completely overrun in a couple of years.

>>14937266
Diesel is better for the environment anyway so that's another plus on top of Hog killin.

>>14937235
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gB5xJ2kUzmM

I hope you aren't serious

>>14936404
Personally, it doesn't bother me that it's a bald eagle and is a "symbol," or anything. It's just sad to see any sort of dead bird.

>>14937449
Howdy neighbor! I'm from Texas! And yeah I mean if we're worried about food and all of that and how "inhumane" it is to kill some animals, let's get free range hogs on the menu!

>>14936625
Remember this thread. It's blurred out on google images now. Sorta spooky.

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>>14936404
>Patriotic amerifats
>Implying an endangered species being killed isn't sad
Edgy faggot, go back to /b/

>>14933250
>>14930083
well, u mother fuckers made me hop on Pokemon x

>>14937384
Elaborate

>>14935974
It's a feral hog, destroys it's habitat, tastes good, and requires no permit to hunt.
That little chubsters a hero.

>>14937845
But is it edible?

>>14937539
>>14936625
It's just a surfboard holder/sculpture.

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>>14937845
Siphonophores. Not even once.

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>>14937887
NOT EVEN ONCE.

>>14936404
> hurr durr murifats sad of dead bird hurr
The sad part is that its an endangered species but I guess you would not know anything about that since cancer spreads quickly

>>14936625
Looksb kind of like a thai hooker

>>14937566
porkypin

>>14929724
ayyyblazinmao420.mpg

>>14936644
but I want rhino sized pigs

>>14937235
They're pests. Like huge rats. Meat everything and can hurt the ecosystem. You fucking tard.

>>14929708
fucking noob asura player

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>>14932924

>>14934997
The infamous Jew

>>14935665
ayy lmao

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogLyzTbFX_M

One of my favs. Too bad it's fake.

>>14935665
Ayy lmao

>>14938470
>>14938523
hivemind

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>>14936625

Look at the closest mirror

>>14938618
That's weird as fuck.

>>14938618
the OP of that post was probably someone that worked at google and wanted to play a prank

>>14935618
What the fuck am I looking at

>>14938618
>>14938717
>>14939293
>>14939342
there was another thread a few years ago and the guy living there actually fucking browses 4chan. its a mannequin he made for halloween.

>>14930152
>Hey, Grandpa! Is this the gag you were telling me about?
>*grandpa shuffles over, looks over his glasses, starts laughing
>Hory shit! I can't berieve stupid mercans thought was real! We made out of fake!
>Jung Yun and Grandpa Yun chuckle

>>14929724
that picture is fake (from stan romenak)
>>14929731
that alien is real but nobody knows anything about it other than where it was seen
all that stupid shit about where it comes from and how fast it's ship is is bullshit
>>14929737
this one is also fake

you bitch nigger

>>14929711
So everybody says this is a deformed foetus. ok.

Anybody know what happened to the mother? Those handlers seem like the type of people who would have ritualistically murdered her for witchcraft.

>>14936362
That's clearly Ron Perlman

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bump

>>14940029
What's this from?

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>>14940038
>>14940042
I don't know, sorry...

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>>14940059
shame. it looks cool, anyway we can find out?

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>>14940082

>>14938586
Fake.

>>14938618
Tiki.

>>14940069
Statue.

>>14940082
Xtro.

>>14940085
>>14940029

"Report 51" you are welcome

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>>14940089

>>14935592
No, THIS guy is massive:
>>14935588
The boar died of fright.

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>>14939342
Ningen. It's supposed to be a 90ft long, vaguely humanoid sea monster.

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>>14940120

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>>14940146

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>>14940153
third impact imminent

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>>14940192

>>14940038
you can see the other elk's head bobbing up and down behind the front elkk

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>>14940192
Funny thing, this is an artist's impression of Ningen.

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>>14940153
I'm betting it's just groups of whales that they misidentify as one big creature

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>>14940105
thanks man


does anyone have the screen caps of the thread where there was a british navy diver exploring underwater caves off the coast of scotland and it had creatures in it?

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>>14940276
That can't be a coincidence.

>>14940216
i've wanted to read lord horror for years...

>>14934997
Bloodthirsty shekel collector!

HELP!

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>>14936644
Fuck off, Jimbo, go shoot some bottles instead.

>>14935817
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGTfO_twacM

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>>14939376
How convenient.

>>14935974
>>14936287
you understand how dangerous and wide spread a problem wild hogs are in the south right?

>>14936362
Sauce?

>>14936515
expecting someone trying to spread information to make it complex too the point where the majority of the population wouldn't immediately understand it and thus not even care

>>14937266
all of the rednecks i know drive sportscars. LA here.

>>14936411
Origin?

>>14937880
that's what everyone thought until google blurred it out

>>14939376
Government damage control

>>14929718
Poor Falcor...

>>14940699
same here north of Auburn

>>14940038
You can see the second one walking next to it

>>14940275
Those are moose, not elk but your right in that there are 2 there

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>>14935665

>>14940728
The reason they blurred it out is that tons of people from /x/ were staring at it and google didn't want to risk getting in trouble.

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>>14940625
The internet is made of convenient things, and this is not one of them. It took months for this "mystery" to be resolved and most people don't even know that it was. But no, I'm sure this mannequin was a fucking alien just chilling on someone's balcony.

>>14935974
Hogs deserve to die. They fuck up the environment and will fuck up your shit. I terminate them with extreme prejudice. Even the babies.

>>14936846
Dumb Portuguese brought them to America to hunt them. They took over the land and ravage the ecosystem and they terrorize/maim/kill people. I'm not a redneck and I kill them. You need to get out of your urban shithole and learn about animals. Imagine that big bastard coming after you and your loved ones. The hybrids are mean fuckers and will fuck your shit for no reason.

>>14937235
You should try it sometime. Don't knock it until you try it.

>>14937449
Hello Mon Frere!

>>14941078
one explanation is the algorithm that blurs out people picked up on it and blurred it out .

>>14935604
Fuck Yeah, while blazing some heav metal - all oldschool like.

>>14935974
They're not native species.

>>14936287
Looks fake, poisoned by bottom carcass ?

>>14937017
We cough on them.. spit in their food.. damage environmental suits (we'll find a way) bioengineer a virus to kill them off... then we steal their tech and reverse- engineer that shit.

>>14937235
People have to eat too.. maybe it's their only way to feed family.?

>>14940153
>>14940192
>>14940311
>>14940276
It's a glacier

>>14939475

>other than where it was seen

Link it m8

>>14940328
http://www.americanmonsters.com/site/2011/05/dublin-lake-monsters-new-hampshire-usa/

Thought I could help but it looks like this actually takes place in the USA. But still this is a good site that many will appreciate.

>>14935974
>>14936287
It's faggots like you who go out camping, smell a funny smell and hear a grunt, and then decide it's a skinwalker encounter that warrants a 2000 word greentext story.
Get out hunting, son. There are feral animals everywhere and they don't want to be your friend.

>>14936644
Humans are the true invasive species.

>>14941619
Thats a kid in a snowsuit..

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:3

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>>14941637
B-but my Womyn's studies professor told me that all hunting is evil and invented by white men!

>>14940686

U wot m6?

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>>14941769
>that pic
i fucking hate the ocean. i know it's seaweed, but fuck.

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>>14941706

Im on the probable side when it comes to the big guy, but that pic is an obvious fake.

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>>14941769
>B-but my Womyn's studies professor told me that all hunting is evil and invented by white men!
Not invented by them, just perfected by them. Hunters and explorers down in Africa and South America saw some crazy stuff. Percy Fawcett saw, killed and recorded an anaconda that was 48(?) or so feet long. Then there was the Lions of Tsavo.

>>14929708
Did you at least give it a sock so it could be free?

>>14941817
did he died?

>>14941712
This always looked like a dog tied to a leash, trying to get farther away from the post than he can, to me.

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>>14941853
Not dog legs. Could be a sculpture or something.

>>14941637
Don't even need to go camping.
Had a young groundhog in my yard, all freaked out because I got too close to it and it didn't know how to get away. Made some weird sounding chuffs, hissing and growls trying to scare me off.

Foxes make fucked up noises, bobcats too. Baby owls maintain a repetitive screech noise all night when they're hungry.

>>14941904
Did you kill the groundhog?

>>14937387
There is good hunting / fishing, and there is bad hunting / fishing. The vast majority of hunters know this and respect nature.

Then there are assholes from cities, or wherever, that come "up to the mountains", or wherever, and couldn't care less about the animals they are hunting or whether or not it's a good idea to hunt that particular species at that particular time.

There is nothing wrong with hunting, there's something wrong with idiot city folks thinking they'll kill a bear or wolf or whatever and thinking it makes them a man for the year.

Hogs are one of the more extreme examples of an animal that needs to be hunted, or the ecology of the entire area they are ravaging could (see: will) be destroyed.

>>14941904
Possums and Koalas make fucking unholy noises. Walking through the bush at night when they're fucking sounds like you're surrounded by really pissed-off zombies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70n88xAdmo0#t=15

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>>14941918
Took aim, but I'm not confident enough in my shooting to take the shot. It was moving too much.
It keeps coming back into the yard, so someday. Little bastard might be digging out my porch.

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>>14935618
Super Mario World is super spoopy you guise

>>14941938

You could try a shotgun if you haven't already, it wouldn't be too difficult to make a shot / follow-up shot.

>>14941958
I'm decent with a 10/22, just less so with a panicky moving target and a neighbors house behind it. I don't want to be the jackass who accidentally pops a neighbor kid with an errant shot.

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>>14941972
>neighbors house behind it
damn nigga that's a tall ass groundhog

>>14941972

Ah I don't blame you there. Maybe traps?

>>14941985

Bullets, particularly .22, can ricochet really easily. If there was a rock on the ground near where the groundhog was, and he hit it, there is a chance that it could ricochet up into the direction of his neighbor.

When I'm shooting, I make sure everything within 180 degrees of the barrel of the gun is OK to hit, if it does happen.

>>14941805

>Guy

Why does no one ever point out bigfoots titties?

>>14941985
Groundhogs get big, and they're easy to pick off when they stand up. But nah, I'm a little safety paranoid.

>>14941990
That's my plan. Might catch one of the 3 or 4 'outdoor' cats while I'm at it.

>>14942010
This raises an interesting tangent. Does any other animal on earth have tits? Not udders, but actual tits?

>>14942021
Apes. Don't monkeys have tits too?

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>>14942005
>not shooting 22 pellets at your friends as they get dragged around a corner by a fwd at 60kph
lame, bruh

>>14942021
Well I mean... tits are technically udders, so i guess you mean, does any animal on earth have human-like tits?

A question for the ages.

>>14942035
on a fridge door, not on bare naked ass.
minor comment oversight.

>>14942035
We used roman candles...

>>14941817
>sharks are actually peaceful animals they don't kill humans, only seals. It's more affraid of you then you of it. A coconut killing you has a bigger chance

God, I hate the animal defense front. They only know animals from NatGeo. You can never kill enough of these pests.

>>14937273
Holy shit,it's the cowardly lion.

>>14941078
>tmw read it in LaVar Burton's voice.

>>14940089
Hello, SCP-106.

>>14941626
thats one ugly ass chihuahua lol

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>>14942092
>It's more affraid of you then you of it.
Do people really say that about sharks or is that just exaggeration to make a point? Because that is literally 100% insane.

>>14942092
You're a straight retard. But what else should I expect from summer /x/

>>14935583
Real. watched the documentary

>>14942021

Tits are basically swelled balls of fat around the mammary glands meant to resemble the buttox so males are more likely to mate face to face. It was an evolutionary leep in social psychology for our species (the act of mating face to face).

Scientists aren't exactly sure when swelled breasts started appearing but it was probobally early in the bipedal transition in africa. So if big foot is an offshot of mankinds ancestry then it having tits might elude to just how early the trait started appearing.

>>14942092
Fucking people. Sharks are not afraid of you, unless it's a tiny one. Sharks ARE dangerous. But only if you're in the ocean. Best way to avoid a shark attack if you're scared of one? STAY OUT OF THE OCEAN. If a new type of food walked onto my dinner table, i'd give it a bite. That's what they are doing.

>>14942092
Sharks are pests? The apex predator of the ocean is a pest? By that logic, humans are land pests. So, do the world a favor and kill yourself, rid the world of another pest.

Ningens are creepy. anyone know more about them?

the idea of a antarctic humanoid giant reminds me instantly of the evangelions, but also the antarctic itself reminds me of old ones. either way 2spooky

>>14941798
trunko was probably just a shredded whale carcase, but it's cool to think some bizarre sea monster could emerge from the depths only to be devoured by a pair of orcas, lol

>>14929737
1983 007 shootdown is confirmed for having been carried out by a Soviet Su-15. 0/10

>>14935066
that's from photographer Charlie White

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>>14942420

>>14942673

How so?

>>14942420
Not really, breasts are made that way because of our arms. Every species has an optimal number of kids they can have to survive, its a little complex and it involves stuff like the time the child spends in the womb, the diet, the overall activity the organism has, some are 6, others 8, some have dozens, ours is 2, im not sure if most apes's too. When we evolved to the point where our prime tools were our arms, we had no need to lie on the ground so our young could lactate, we could walk on our back legs and carry our children with us, placed high above the ground, with our arms to carry them at chest height. On males its rather simple, the same reason we have nipples, at a very early stage inside the womb, the embryo still has no sex, its more inclined to be female and it starts to develom breasts up to the point where its male and it stops growing. Im taking a wild guess but i would consider the fat or soft tissue in the breast to be more a matter of genetic issues.

>>14942905

You're describing the reason why humans and other simians have 2 nipples instead of more.

I'm describing the evolution of breasts, as in the reason why fat deposits build up to form what we call boobs, breasts or titties. Apes such as Gorillas and chimps don't have breasts, their chests swell a little bit when lactating but fat doesn't ever build up in as a hormonal response in other apes.

It has nothing to do with milk storage either, the glands in the breast that produce milk aren't abnormally large or anything as the breast is mostly fat.

So why does the chest swell up with fat permanently? Because it's a sexual selection born characteristic that promoted bipedal mating by mimicking the butt. Almost all simians use the buttox as a fertility indicator, with some species having asses that expand twice their size during mating season. It's very easy to see how breasts ended up becoming an efficient mimicker of an older fertility characteristic.

>>14943011
That reeks of a "just so" story. And evolutionary psychology is pseudoscience.

>>14943042

It's one of the most accepted theories for the origin of the trait.

>Evolutionary Psychology

What are you even talking about?

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>>14938492
Dude, this scared the shit out of me as a kid. I still get a nostalgic cringe of fear when that nigger turns toward the camera.

>>14935583
>>14935588
>>14935598
Fuck! Why did they kill it? They could have used it to ride into battle

>>14932881
Did you even check the background of the guy who took the picture and publicised it?
He was an ace RAF pilot since WW2.
His past gave him more than enough publicity and there would have been no fucking reason for him to fake the snake. There would be nothing to gain from it.

Check that youtube link to go on an adventure of enlightenment

>>14938579
>l2 aztec

>>14932881
>>14943236
Sorry replied to wrong nigga.
Take no offense.

>>14943011
On most apes the appeal for butts has little to do with the butt itself, more about bright color or a swelling around the genital area that induce the reprodution, assuming that the appeal for asses on the chest makes no sense in terms of looking at the body as a functional structure and leaving it to just the bipedal movement makes doest support it. I reckon its a female OR the breast fat (assuming its just fat and not glands) serves another purpose, maybe warmth

>>14943239
I think its the Mayans actually, they submited their childs to head deformities with the use of apparatuses built with boards in early ages, like 12 months to years. The purpose was to mark social statuses and such.

>>14942780

cite one source. one.

peer reviewed

>>14943464
>>14943259

Not him but there is something called the nubility hypothesis.
http://www.fas.harvard.edu/~hbe-lab/acrobatfiles/nubility.pdf

>>14943042

>just-so story

Nice derogatory term for hypothesis you dirty creationist.

>>14932924
Are you saying that a species that came from a planet with a day/night cycle wouldn't carry that into life in open space?

>>14939475
>claiming an alien is real
>not telling about source
c'mon, we won't tell anyone

>>14935604
Personally, I don't often have to ride into battle. Do you?

>>14935598
It's a pity we killed all of the giant animal species on our way up the evolutionary ladder or shit like this would be more common.

I saw a Tyrannosaurus rex while on holiday in the Rift Valley. It was 30 feet long and black, with a crest of feathers extending as far as the tail and as low as the hips. It never attacked me though, but it was horrifying.

>>14941688
dirty ass nigga, why you holding a carcass with yo bare hands

>>14942010

Patty accepted as female. Big guy just slang.

>>14936287
Did they have to rape it afterwards?

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>>14943503

>>14936382
Looks like a black bear.

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If only it was real...

>>14936921
Typical estimates indicate that any species advanced enough to reach earth would be 500 years ahead of us technologically. Resistance would be futile, however considering the vastness of space and the infinite number of planets between us and them, if they simply wanted to colonise another planet, why not pick an uninhabited one with zero resource loss. Therefore if aliens were to make contact I would think they would be friendly.

>>14936427
Looks like a komodo dragon

>>14940725
From a Xfiles episode

>>14937416
>a friend ran into one with her car
That car must be totaled.

>>14937899
You have to admit they are a good example of community spirit.

>>14941712
littlefoot. ive seen one

>>14940059
These structures are along some border in eastern europe, I believe. Sorry I can't be more specific.

>>14942426
>If a new type of food walked onto my dinner table, i'd give it a bite.
>walked
At least cook it first.

>>14943938
Yes, she posted pictures on facebook of it. Luckily she wasn't on a highway but on just a regular road not going too fast. I don't remember if she had to get a new or or just get it fixed.

>Ausfag
>Work at isolated Aboriginal camps
>Locals tell stories about "little people" and "hairy people"
>Locals scared shitless of both, won't dare go near their land
>Think its bullshit, have various white friends tell me they've seen them

Yet to see anything myself, but absofuckenlutley everyone that has anything to do with the area will swear they've seen them. Apparently they take you into the mountains or some shit, everything in Australian folklore is vague as fuck so there aren't any real details.

>>14942546
>By that logic, humans are land pests.
Are you just realizing this? Have you never experienced anything outside of your parents house?

>>14940069
Warning Demon treath: medium

>>14943270

Holy shit /x/ I'd devoid of sources these days

>>14943946

greentxt or gtfo