Rid yourself

You've never seen one and you never will.

By being above the age of 15.

>>14925396
Also not OP, oops

I don't believe I've seen one before, I'm just deathly afraid of them for absolutely no reason it seems. Yet, they've always been in my nightmares for as long as I can remember.

>>14925444
it means that you were abducted as a child. Have fun with your new self knowledge.

>>14925444
I had terrible horrible fears, until one night I "confronted them". show no fear, laugh in their faces. I was like GET DA FUK OUTTA MY HOUSE, and I charged it only to run into my vaccum cleaner I forgot I left out. Since then I've mostly been terrified of kabouters.

>>14925355

How does a Zebra get rid of a fear of Lions?

>>14925661

>2deep5me

how's that weed treating you kiddo?

By becoming one.

try a low dose of dxm and listen to merzbow while looking at pics of greys

dxm dissociates you from the emotion, allows you to see it in same brain state as greys (they invented dxm)

realize they dont exist

>>14925355
In the same way you get rid of every other fear. Understand them.

>>14925775
Holy shit I'm not the only one. I have problems believing they're evil. They seem like total bros to me.

>>14925355
Greys are actually subordinates to Reptilians. If you become a high ranking Jew, you become an honorary reptilian in accordance with the ancient Jew-Reptilian alliance and therefore have rule over greys

>>14926738
shut the fuck up. you aren't funny. you're a fucking pleb.

>>14925661
Rebel Zebras don't take shit from Lions

>>14926862
>highranking jew

kek, do you really think that?

>>14925355
the grey is literally your subconscious representation of your narcissistic mother/father/caretaker

infants can't perceive faces too well and apparently, what they see is very similiar to the popular represenation of a grey

they seem omnipotent and scary because narc parents are like that, they control you since you can remember and you fear them

i've realised this about myself and it's pretty deep 4 me

>>14927719
What babies were interviewed to find this out?
How much ancient baby knowledge are they hiding from us?
Did babies ever build a "lost city"?

The answers to these questions and more, tonight on Mysterious Mysteries Demystified

>>14927719
shitty parents detected

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>>14927719
>tfw you've always just wanted the greys to love you for who you are

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>>14925355
Arm yourself, knave

>>14926917
Nice teef Romulus

>>14925355
I've had this problem for as long as I can remember. It's not like being afraid. I've been afraid for my life on more then one occasion where it was a pretty high probability I could die. It's it like an uneasiness I can't get over.

>>14927883
Like spiders?

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>>14925775
>dxm was invented by greys
>to defeat the grey, you must.become the grey

Haha thats pretty funny.

As for OP:
ever heard of the "turkey curse" from discordianism? It sounds stupid as fuck at first glance (like everything discordian), but it actually makes sense if you get the joke.
Basically, the turkey curse is a rubrik to follow. Fear is a "serious" emotion. If you can displace the "seriousness", you can negate the fear.

So how can we negate the "seriousness" of what youre afraid of (i.e. greys). To words
>ayy lmao
no...seriously. associate this stupid as fuck phrase with their image -- if they bother you, their sight should evoke memories of all those silly "ayy lmao" moments and let you negate the fear by negating the seriousness of the encounter.

Shits pretty effective...worked for me.

>>14925457
On a more serious tone, I actually believed that I was kidnapped by aliens as a kid. Turns out it was just my uncle that was molesting me.

So, there's that.

>>14925355
Why would you fear a skimpy hairless shorter version of a Human being with slightly larger brain and bigger eyes? There are worse things out there that you should fear.

>>14925444
You are me. I've been fighting with this fear for as long as I can remember. Now that I'm 28 I do still feel something creeping nearby, not bodily but mentally, normally when I'm alone, always between the 3 or 4 am. Yes, I do have insomnia from it. Yes, I've always associated this presence with greys and nothing else. Still today, just looking at pics like Op gives me goosebumps.
>>14925472
You also, i did the exactly same thing as you but brandishing a bowie knife
>>14925933
This man is just right, fighting them is not enough. They will be back. But fear is they're only weapon. They can't do shit if you know what they are.
>>14928584
This as fuck. It really scares the crap out of them when they feel you visualizing what earthling do between themselves. Again, holding a sharp piece of metal while you do so greatly enhances its effect.

>>14927939
Based Discordianism always comes through

>>14927719
can you elaborate because i have a sociopathic narcissistic father and i am afraid of greys

>>14927971
Same here, I was molested as a toddler, paralysing fear of "greys".

by asking yourself why would a grey alien taste like

>>14929610
*what

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>>14925355
use images that ridicule them or make them look friendly (pic related)
then you will be able to look at them and think of them
then think what they are and just accept it
no more fear
at least when you are not alone at night...

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>>14929729
works 100%
if I saw your picture an year ago, my PC would be off in 2 seconds and I would be in the next room afraid to come back. second picture related.

>>14929736
>>14929729
My boner is confused.

>>14925355
By growing a pair

>>14925355
Stop being one of the millions of fags who believe in them.

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Watch more anime.

Not kidding: Anime is specifically designed to make humans attracted to aliens.

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>>14929745
seeing grey and seeing image of it is a slight difference
pic related

By abducting and eating one.

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well if you afraid with the grey, try gandalf the white

>>14929779
More?

>>14929831
dont be "that" guy and share you alien porn with the rest of us

>>14929843
who faps to aliens anyway?

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>>14929889
http://www.4chan.org/x/

>>14929889
/x/ers.

>>14925472
Even if this actually happened, you're basically saying you chased an advanced extraterrestrial life-form that traveled through fucking space to get here away with a goddamn vacuum cleaner.

>>14925472
Oh you ran into the vacuum cleaner. Okay. Sorry.

Cool. Stop taking DXM before bed. Had a similar experience except replace "aliens" with "goat" and "vacuum cleaner" with "extension cord".

I'm too drunk to read, sorry.

>>14925775
Greys invented dxm? AWESOME!!!! Thanks, aliens! Keep that shit up.

>>14929889
Anime fans.

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>>14926862
HAHAHAHAHA

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>>14930242
All aboard the freedom train?

Read stories about genuine encounters with them, like Betty and Barney Hill, or what Travis Walton really says happened, instead of trusting movies.

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>>14925691

Shit is dank

>>14925355

you grow up and realize they aren't real.

>>14929736
Wait so you just r34 fears? Why have I not thought of this before? My kids aren't going to be scared of monsters under the bed ever again.

>>14925355
You do not.
It does not matter that they do not exist, the image is naturally scary to humans, they look human enough for our brains to recognize as somewhat human but weird enough that they trigger the uncanny valley bullshit in human brains that makes them scared.
It is natural to be scared of greys as it is natural to be scared of any non-human humanoid thing, like weird dolls or creepy robots

It's not the grays we should fear, it's the Tall Whites.

>>14925393
classic white pill

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>14901990

>>14934256
kek

You cant. Its mental manipulation they force on you. You can throw them off however if you stop and think of something funny and laugh. It would be the same scenario ad if you put a fish on dry land and instead of it flailing around it just stared at you and said "fuck off."

>>14929579
>>14927971
shit, my story too, molested, fear of greys

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>>14933261
Me again. Yes. Pic related, although not really scared by ghosts.
But I guess it is not suitable for children.

>>14925355
By learning bankai obviously..

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>>14929997
>tfw alien fetish
>only for greys
>impossible to find any porn of it
You're doing gods work anon

>>14929889
homestucks

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>>14929889
>who faps to aliens anyway?

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>>14925355
>i'm not scared of greys, just terrified of the idea of being abducted

>>14937448
shit I didn't mean to greentext that

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>>14937448
>>14937454
This is serious. Greys could be in the walls right now and we're all out of cats and birds.

>>14925355
I just don't think about them anymore. I heard if you think about them, then you make yourself "in tune" with them or some shit.
The worst nightmares I've had involved greys. It was always sleep paralysis, though.
>"wake up" sitting on a table in a grey metallic room.
>glass walls around me, though I can't see them, I just can't get through.
>I start screaming, trying to break through the glass that I can't see, no luck.
>Woman with long black hair walks up to me, calms me down.
>tells me "Wait. Until. They finish." Just like that, pauses and all.
>Her face starts melting, her hair starts falling out. Her eyes turn black and she turns pasty white.
>I close my eyes and just lose my shit.
>eventually I lay back down on the table, calm as you please.
>Everything goes dark.

Had this dream a few times and many others like them throughout the years. The logical side of me thinks it's just regular sleep paralysis, but when I have SP I'm usually in my room. But the /x/ side of me hopes that there is something messing with me to make my life a bit more exciting.

You can control your fears when you're awake, but once you're asleep, you're fucked.

>>14937625
I lucid dream them too and often think the same thing.
Strangely enough they've appeared to me as a women with long black hair before too and I often found her to be more frightening than the greys themself. Never an operating table though, they would take my semen and suck my life energy out.

Did you ever notice what time you'd have these dreams? I'd always have them @ 3am that's why I don't believe it's just my crazy mind..

>>14937448
>>14937505
I'm more scared of the dark man who appears in my room at night. I feel like he just pins me down with his strong hands and just comes inside me, you know?

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>>14925355

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>>14925355
I just watched this movie alone at my house.

I'm spooped.

>>14941122
Movie name?

>>14941122
Seriously? There's one scary bit in that entire film and you just posted it.
If you're so scared, fast forward to the bit where Christopher Walkin has a dance off with the short grays.
It'll kill the mood dead.

You actually don't want to do that. Fear is a chemical reaction in your body to tighen your muscles and keep you from passing out while under threat. Fight Flight or Fright (you stand there and piss your pants).

All you can really do is breathe deep and flex your abs to take the pressure off and fill your blood with more oxygen somewhat diluting the epinephrine (adrenaline).

I notice everytime I pass a cop and I'm 10 over I feel that anxiety in my stomach (adrenal glands) and goes away instantly as soon as I see that the cop isn't going to pull me over so I assume adrenaline is broken down easily when its not being pumped into you.

Good luck. We're all gonna die.

>>14938245
The only correct answer in this thread

>>14925355
ayy lmao

>>14937290
>>who faps to aliens anyway?

Herp a 12Ga helps. Also watching the movie Communion.

Ayy lmao

>>14941218
It wasn't the aliens that scared me it's the idea of the aliens, something I've looked into for a while now and this movie is pretty much a visual confirmation of my fear and it spooped me. what can I say? A Halloween mask terrified me!

>>14925355
>ayy lmao

makes me think of them as party bros instead of ass probing DNA splicing pawns

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>>14941206
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097100/

>>14927939
There's an NLP technique for reducing fear/anxiety of someone by visualising the person who's been intimidating you with a silly version of them, complete with silly voice, mannerisms and clothing.

There are other NLP visualisation methods that I've found to work, such as imagining you're in a theatre and seeing yourself up on the screen, as you were when you were experiencing the negative emotions at their worst.

Then you make the image on the screen distort and start to shrink, the colour and sound fade and the picture shrinks to a pin point of light which disappears.

If you combine these techniques with tapping a finger on the back of your hand and focus on both the sensation of the negative feeling going away and the physical feeling of the tapping on your hand, the tapping will become associated with a reduction in that fear/whatever, and in the future (with regular visualisation sessions), will be the only thing you need to do to reduce the problem emotion.

Works especially well for phobias.

>>14929773
What if people who are attracted to anime girls were abducted by aliens?

>>14925355
ayy lmao

>>14925355

The stupidest thing is, everybody in this thread is 100% correct.

Ayy lmao has single handedly removed my dread of Greys. Its like, now if I saw one on the side of the road I might wave and be like Ayyyy

>>14925396
/thread.

>>14925691
bready good

>>14925775
>greys invented dxm

i love you 4chan

>>14944606
Im with you. Honestly laughter is poison to fear. I used to feel a cold gripping horror just looking at a drawing or a supposed picture of a grey. It made me straight up want to cry like a little bitch.

That ayyy lmao thing is just so stupid it perfectly counters the fear

>>14944583
ayy lmao

>>14944606
if greys are real, and you actually come in contact with one, please, by all means to try not be afraid

IF Greys are real, you are absolutely powerless against them.

The fourth kind messed up for like a week

>>14944606
>>14946106

I was exactly like this, I used to be deathly scared of them until very recently.

Cause ayyyy

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Start here, OP >pic related

>>14946214 Greentext skills: through the roof

>>14925355

ayy lmao

>>14946131
>3 foot tall 40 pounds
>absolutely powerless

>>14944606
A Y Y Y

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AAAYYY LLMAOO
We going to Burger King or what?

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>>14925355
- grow up
- become r34 artist
- draw porn of them

[spoiler]i'm getting b& aint i?[/spoiler]

>>14925355
ayyyyy lmao

>>14925355
eey rofl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABQW6wpvzxY